BotW Link weighs only 7 apples and 2 peppers

Link is probably 120 lbs. based on his height and build and completely discarding his in-game strength.

This would also mean that an apple weighs about the same as a bowling ball

that fruit weights 7 apples 2 peppers

What is the point of this thread
>Haha look the physics engine of this children game isn't perfect, BoTWfags BTFO, how could they ever recover.

How does Link taste then

That wasnt the point of this thread user

depends on the type of apple

And you would break the gay scale

This, why can't this be a wojack or twitter screencap thread instead?

considering link is a twink manlet that actually sounds about right

>funny game physics thread
>S-STOP CRITICIZING THIS FLAWLESS MASTERPIECE
Summer can't end soon enough.

it’s more like
>you can manhandle link
>IMAGINE
>i want to fuck link

Honestly that's a little too light. I'd be worried about breaking him.

>you will never effortlessly pick Link up with one hand and trivially shove him onto your cock while laughing at his futile attempts to escape
JUST

That's like 15 lbs i don't think most can lift that with one hand

>tfw you weigh 20 apples
Just fucking kill me, lads.

I can lift 35 pounds with one hand easily and I'm dyel as fuark

r u a grill?

Woah, who's this cutie???

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why are your muscles so atrophied?

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what sort of mutant hands do you have that can lift 7 apples with just one

Of course, the poor boy hasn't eaten a good meal in 100 years.

this

Literally me.

>tfw over the course of one week you eat the equivalent of 1 link

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7apple and 2 peppers? That's 9 total items, 7 of which are enjoyable, 7/9.
7/9 comes out to .777777~
That's the same as 77%
Which the game is only a 7.7/10 at best. So it checks out

based

Never said that game was flawless.
>No combat system
>No memorable OST
>Recolored enemies
It's a good game, but far from being perfect
That's pretty gay tbqhwy

>another GAYMER thread

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Oof if only the list of problems stopped there

I would get it a solid 7/10 but anything more then that it's pure fan boy reasons and ignores the really blatent flaws of the game

Is link a trap ?

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or apples in Hyrule weigh a fuckton for some reason

>weight is directly proportionate to tastiness
rocks must taste like sex in flavor form

Imagine eating a blackhole.
>hurr durr weight isn't mass
IMAGINE.

why do you think gorons eat them

Why did Nintendo make Link into such a cute twink?

uh no

God, just IMAGINE

Okay, but how much is that in Senkos?

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It makes sense I guess
The guy flies around on a leaf

Makes sense. I mean, it takes 5 in-game minutes for Link to reach the ground when he jumps off one of the UbiTowers WITHOUT using the sail-thing.

Because that's how characters were designed in the wonderful 80's.

Heh

Posting in a gay Link thread

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Gaying in a post Link thread

i wanna fuck link

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Not gay, but I would empty my balls into Link's butt.

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>You can just lift him with one hand
Wrong, it is only possible to hold five items at once, Link is worth nine.

Mass doesn't affect how fast things fall you dingus.

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>taking the b8

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You forgot to account for my dick in your math.

is this a meme? I was doing one handed curls with 25 lb bells in highschool.

You can also pin him down with one hand easily

what the fuck are you, a bird? you really couldn't lift up a plastic bag with a bunch of apples in it?

You do realize 15 lbs are like those tiny ass weights that thots use at the gym when doing boosters right?

but link is only one item

>Weighs 7 apple sand 2 peppers
>While he has 20 apples and peppers in his pockets

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>wear heavy boots
>sink to bottom of water
>put boots into pocket
>float to top of water

Summer ending wont heal the endless butthurt this game is causing either.