*ding*

THE FLESH OF FALLEN ANGELS

HOLD IT

I WOULD FUCK HIM

WHAT DA HELL

i really want it user. ive been looking at it all week and i just got paid, but i usually get shit off of GMG, no sites running a sale are they? you have to buy straight through epic right?

You’re still up for poker this Wednesday.
Riiiiiight?

>For I'm a rain dog too.

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Like taking candy from a baby.

Humble has it. Can probably use the monthly discount on it if you have it. I'm getting it thru epic direct in case I need to refund it and get it on PS4. I have a 970 and a 4690k. 16GB of ram. I exceed min except in cpu so should be ok. Just wanna be sure

Rec is a 1060 dx12

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People ITT and AOT keep thinking Sam Lake is the director and the head of the company, but he's in fact a writer.

1060 huh? i do have humble monthly cause im stupid and keep forgetting to cancel lol. im ona GTX 980 though, so im not much ahead of you. i remember when my shit was good

I was on a 770 but got a 970 for $90 lol. A 970 and 980 is actually close or faster than a 1060 just less vram but im at 1080p anyway

RIght? im pretty sure it should work, and the humble discount will work on it. 11% is something i guess, but i ddidnt realize they gave so little..

Make sure the meter thing isn't set to give some of it to charity. They try to con you with that.

i saw, fuck them all to devs if i can

HEY YA

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Holy shit is it the famous MAX PAUSED?

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THIS WEEK ON ADDRESS UNKNOWN

THIS WEEK, TELEVISION IS AS FUN AS MIRRORS

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CAPTAIN BASEBALL BAT BOY

Captain baseballbatballlbatboyballCoCSooS

And now, the season finale of Lords and Ladies.

MY LORD
MY LADY

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WHACK EM

MY LORD DIES
MY LADY DIES

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This song is Max's family talking to him

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Series should've ended in 1, or at least in 2 Max should've had more guilt fucking Mona

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Well yeah they kind of bash that home

3 always felt like a sequel to 1 to me. I love them all

Man, those physics are going to make my toaster cry.

>Want to try shooting like Max Payne
>Afraid of shooting myself in the feet
Do I do it guys?

Do it, what do we have to lose?

Sounds better with a higher pitch IMO. Is there any mods where I can change the original song?

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>Lose
My feet
Money
A perfectly good set of clothes because losing digits pisses blood absolutely everywhere I tell you hwat

>Gain
Shoot like Max Payne

It's a really tough decision

No I mean me and the rest of the board, I lose nothing if you shoot yourself like a dumb cunt. I say go for it.

Get a airsoft or nerf and practice

>Rec is a 1060 dx12
1060? Well I guess I'm good.

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Shooting near your feet is necessary for the slow mo adrenaline to kick in

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Yeah they lowered the specs and finalized em. Min is a 780 using dx11

OITS PAYINE!!

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>control
sjw trash no one wants to play a badass wimmin in a quantum break type game puke

youtu.be/9QkLwj66bM0

why are zoomers gay and incels?

Fuck. Time to re download MP 1&2.

I can't argue with that
I already have

When I shoot myself in the feet do I post the thread here or on /k/?

fuck off tranny

Geniet ervan, zo'n mooi moment, Met Remedy Cup-A-Payne.

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oh I forgot to include trannies living rent free in their heads too

Yea post it on /k/ they could use the laughs

IT'S PAYNE!

NOW THERE'S TWO OF 'IM

There's Paynes everywhere
You think you're safe then one comes diving through a doorway and it's all "oh god you shot me aaaaaagh"

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Is there any vidya character who's had a harder life than Max Payne?

>roastie wife dies
Oh noo such a hard live!

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Confirmed for Control Soundtrack

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>Dad is an abusive alcoholic
>Mom dies young
>Wife and baby are killed by junkies
>Best friend is killed by a smug chow yun fat cosplayer who frames Max for his murder and gets Max caught up in years of illuminati bullshit
>Fail at protecting anyone
>Kill another police officer on a shaky hunch for a woman who gets killed by a friend who betrays him hours later
>Retires in disgrace and get trashed by all the papers
>Spends a decade drinking himself to death and feeling sorry for himself before your last friend from the police department dies
>Apartment keeps getting blown up
>Can't ever go back home
>Guerillas ruin an otherwise relaxing boat trip
>Botches his bodyguard job because of even more illuminati bullshit he didn't sign up for
At least the suffering finally stopped after that

We need to make a team out of all the had a hard life boys from all of vidya

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I'm in

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