Hey man I hope you're having a great stream. Been depressed lately but your stream really cheered me up...

You forgot virgin you fucking virgin

>zoomer faggots who hang out and talk about their depression in streamer chats are also furries
Astonishing

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Wojakposting should be ban-on-sight.

How would (You) fix this shitty board?

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kys furry

>thanking someone who is literally begging for money from you on camera
why do zoomers do this?

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I was just about to point this out. This board is a fucking joke.

Create an e-celeb containment board that is exclusively for e-celeb content and twitter screen cap threads. Twitter screen cap threads and e-celeb threads posted outside that board is a permanent ban.

ban wojakposting
easy as that

ban animeposters, send then to /anime/

Delete /pol/

It's three posts calm down you fucking retard

ban wojak posters
ban frog posters
ban e-celeb posters
ban twitter screencap posters
ban thinly veiled /e/ thread posters

stfu cringe zoomer retard fag i bet you watch twitch streamers have sex and dilate.

you can't, just deal with it.

All those things are fun.

this is a most retarded meme. "e-celebs" are part of culture now, you really need to get over it, they aren't going anywhere. every topic board has known ecelebs, it makes no sense to have an eceleb board because there would be no core topic to talk about, no shared interest. i shouldn't even have to explain this shit, it's really pathetic to whinge this much about muh famous people existing

>"e-celebs" are part of culture now
kill yourself

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REMINDER TO DELETE ALL ZOOMER E-CELEB THREADS ON SIGHT

cringe, have sex you fucking zoomer faggot

fuck off zoomer

You think 3 of these shitty threads is bad?
You should see /int/

>tfw Yea Forums made fun of reddit for reposting shit
>this board has been using the same reaction images for 7 years and now need to resort to calling out posts for reddit spacing
This place is a joke.

triggered as fuck

E-celebs literally get stickies outside of april fool's, so theyre Yea Forums now

Based and correct

tfw anons won’t make lifestyle changes and/or see a psychiatrist and instead “treat” their depression by giving money to a streamer

>oh no I just realized that Yea Forums had become an insufferable reddit lite full of retarded teenagers
Hello sleepyhead

Yea Forumss idea to fix thing- BAN EVERYONE

Sometimes I think it's attention whoring at it's finest just to get the streamer to noticed the person who said something along those lines. "PLS NOTICE ME SENPAI OWO, ME HAS DEPRESSION AND I NEED ALL THE ATTENTION"

>All those things are fun.

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Sounds pretty based to me, psychiatrists are more expensive

Hi guys! Quick announcement!
Lick cunny! That is all

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this but unironically

If I kicked you in the head you would be doing cartwheels you dog fucking freak.

this shit should def be a ban, pedo shit

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Then how are you helping to fix it? You fucking aren't you faggot. You shit fucks complain about the most menial shit then don't do anything to counter act the reposting all you do is passively participate and hope something you like is made by someone else who actually puts in effort. And when something goes against the grain or calls you out for being a faggot you fucking whine about it instead of doing literally anything else.

Rig up some kind of detection ai that recognizes the Wojak template and rangebans on sight. New variations made to bypass it are immediately fed into the bot's database on deletion.

Seething trannies.

Am I gonna have to drop another quick 20?

we should start having Yea Forums photoshop threads to encourage new creations

>New variations made to bypass it are immediately fed into the bot's database on deletion.
>immediately
impossible only cuz of that

Well yeah, Yea Forums was good when it was still relatively obscure, now that the floodgates have been wide open for 10 years the only fix would be mass bans for the slightest offense, only the fittest and paid shills would keep on ban evading.

I refuse to believe that you wrote this, and selected specifically that image, within 3 minutes of the thread getting posted.
This whole thread is just one big troll.

I only watch Clint Stevens.

>the year is 2060
>wojak deleting ai went rogue and destroyed much of humanity
yeah nice idea retard

Seething tranny

2016 election destroyed Yea Forums

If wojak is just a reflection of humanity, then we must fix humanity to fix wojak and then thus the board

Yea Forums is just one big troll and you're the butt of the joke lol
Everyone point at him and laugh

2016 brexit+trump moved us into a glorious new timeline, Yea Forums wasn't invaded, Yea Forums changed

we can't do that

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I see nothing wrong with this.

>I'm three months behind on rent and eating ramen everyday but I gotta show support for my favorite streamer. You bring joy to my life everyday and I don't know what I'd do if you stopped streaming so here's another donation! Keepin' it real

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Best timeline tbqh famalam

>chilling in stream
>oil prince finds it
rip comfiness

is wojak the final form of meme?

As long as memetics is a thing then I doubt it

You forgot kill yourself. So go do that.

if by that you mean what memes turn into when they die then yes

Make fun of zoomers all you want, but they are set to be the most based and redpilled generation since our grandparents

It's that being miserable is a sign of maturity. If you feel happy a lot, it means you never grew up and you're a child.

Hey I mean if you’re not really looking for help, then by all means...

>triggered
IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES
GUILLOTINE

>election tourists see themselves as glorious
mentally diseased, as usual

It was already shit then
You're just mad because that's when you realized the board wasn't tranny friendly

Nigger.

>chinkdumb farts furgin thinking it's above anyone
oh no no no etc etc

>How would (You) fix this shitty board?

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delete them on sight
all of them

>ban thinly veiled /e/ thread posters
for some reason mods delete these more than the rest

seethe

>>Hey man I hope you're having a great stream. just kidding 77777777777777777777777777777

Actually ban /pol/shit but that will literally never ever happen unless the site is bought from Hiro.

FBI here
Gonna have to arrest you user...

Don't have money for help anyway

Blaming the boards issues on non-existent bogeyman won't help

>the most popular board never crosses over with the second most
You are aware this claim is absurd?

t. seething tranny
>pls ban everything I don't agree with

>how do you fix the board?
>Ban rule breaking posts
>NOOOOOOOOO!
Watch the /pol/tard shriek.

>deleting all discussions even remotely involving politics as soon as I disagree with them will make the place better I swear
lol fucking nazi

>rules are always good, especially when I interpret them as meaning that everything I don't like should disappear
lol

I'm going to give you a serious reply: donating money to someone because you think they're your "friend" is kind of pathetic, much on the same level as blindly supporting a corporation because you think they care about you. Donating to them because they're poor or they genuinely ARE your friend, or need money for bills, that's understandable. But e-celebs are masters of manipulation and you can't tell me to sit idly by and praise them for taking advantage of kids.

Who are you quoting?

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>donating to someone whose work you enjoy is bad
>donate to the poor is always good
lmao pls send me money for crack

With life getting so technological, what is the end goal of modern society? Waiting it out for robots to make our meaningless lives marginally easier to bear? Is that really it? An empty replacement for the destruction of the family unit?

sub 20 iq post go fucking grab a rope and break your neck on it. while you do that i'm going to fuck the absolute DOG SHIT out of your mom

You, obviously, what are you, retarded ?

/pol/ isn't the problem, shitposters are. Take politics away, and they'll just find some other fuel to shitpost with.

It’s too late. Yea Forums and Reddit’s userbases are now homogeneous. And very soon fagbook.
Those jokes about Yea Forums becoming a social media normalfag haven? It’s becoming real at a rapid pace.

based

No you won't because you don't have a working dick anymore LMAO

i used to donate to streamers and it was pure manipulation, i was and am lonely and was dealing with it in an unhealthy way, there's definitely an element of emulated brotherhood/comradery instilled in the viewer, every streamer has their own nickname for their viewers or their subs, there's always moments in the stream where you're encouraged to spam one of the emotes that you need to sub for. it's pretty disturbing, i was able to realise at some point that, this is fucking retarded, and stop doing it. young kids are gonna be 100% sucked in to it with a lot less chance of being able to resist. soo yeah fuck twitch

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shut up you fucking faggot, I'm 21 and have a job, have been posting on this chan for 2 years, and have sex regularly, don't fucking call me edgy. I'm going to take thirty fucking Kershaw kerambit knifes and furiously stab you until your screams of pain are reduced to gurgles and then in your death throws find the biggest knife wound and fuck it until I orgasm, using the blood as lube, and I hope all of you other liberal retards get cancer and in your final days bleed out in a car crash so I can jack off to the images just like I did where the Starship Troopers where Diz gets ripped apart and chokes to death on her blood, you'd better fucking run before my penis is covered in your blood, and be a lesson to all of these faggots who think the fallacy of calling me edgy is a legitimate tactic for arguments

Stop pretending to be me and seek help

You and I both know that this isn't why zoomers do it. They donate because they think they're buddies with the streamer. I won't outright condemn it because I would donate to someone if I enjoyed their work, but I'm not gonna act like I'm chummy with them.

nothing says that embracing technological automation and transitioning into a post-work society has to mean the destruction of the family. on the contrary not needing to work means more time to raise a child properly

i love fucking your mom everynight mmmmm shes sucking my fat veiny cock right now bitch tits

Best post on Yea Forums right now.

In order to save Yea Forums is to burn it down to the ground. Have a way with all opposing faction and see who becomes victorious. There is no saving it through peace. Only bloodshed.

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Public (YOU HAVE BEEN BANNED FOR THIS POST) for every rageface, plus maybe a sitcky

b&r

>My wife died. Here's some money.

I can deal with wojaks themselves, but wojak variants are absolute cancer

*have a war

so you just sit around all day and be miserable?

KEK
KEK
KEK

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Seriously just make an offshoot board like /vr/. Yea Forums is just Yea Forums2.0: /pol/ack edition.

Who cares what people we don't interact with do in their free time or with their cash?

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unironically make wojakposting a bannable offense.

poor people who's jealous that the money isn't going to them

Zoomers

I know you're lying because my mom is dead, facefucking a skull doesn't feel the the same as getting a blowjob, stop larping limp dicked tranny.

I genuinely hope Vinny from Vinesauce pulls an etika for his part in his shitty commune of furries. I like the dude bug fuck if he his stream a magnet for those cretins and their recruitment of the younger viewers.

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>everyone hates wojak
>everyone loves apu
feels good to be an apuposter

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ban smash and nintendo threads
fixed

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me

the last two posts have been highly aggressive and highly damaging to my mental state....................... my gender dysphoria is coming back in full swing because of you guys arrggggghhhh where are those pills!!!

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>hurr durr if i make fun of myself first they cant win it will be like 8 mile with Eminem.

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STRUMMER SAID MY NAME

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Ban anime trannies
Ban Activision-Blizzard shills
Wojakposting/Basedjak posting causes your post to immediately be based, redpilled and immune to any janitor intervention
Give Smash players their own board like /vp/ and use the Yea Forums pass funds to buy them all a farewell stick of deodorant

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You come back home and find your sister like this, how do you proceed? (if you have no living sister, you do now)

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Who gives a fuck what zoomers do, send money for crack, shithead

keep seething tranny

Tell her to go home because I live alone.

Fuck off zoomer trash nigger furfaggot have sex dliate fuck homo man.

>BAN EVERYONE I DON'T LIKE RIGHT FUCKING NOW

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holy shit that image

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>Comfy
>Oof
>dilate
>This is X, say something nice about him/her
>Yikes
>seething
>cope
>kino
>Based
>Cringe
>Have Sex
>Jews
>soul vs. soulless
>boomer/zoomer/incel/shill/tranny
>resetera/reddit/discord
>AHEM! ding ding ding! Fuck jannies, trannies and niggers
>It's almost as if
>Redpill me on X
>Hello, we are the X games in X franchise
>The absolute state of X
>Imagine X
>Janny are you okay? Are you okay janny?
>CRUNCH CRUNCH Insert pretentious opinion burp
>What does Yea Forums think of X?
>Did you buy her game, X?
>Shitty thing about game What's her name Yea Forums?
>OH NO NO NO
>Xfags seething
>Xfags on suicide watch
>What went wrong?
>What went so right?
>Now that the dust has settled, what does Yea Forums think of X?
>poo poo pee pee doo doo
>X gets on the server
>Here's your X, bro
>He's in
>Roll a 7
>What is the video game version of insert band or album
>Smacks lips
>Cunny thread
>cute and funny
>I love X!
>Let's write a letter to X, one word for each post
>Is he right Yea Forums?
>CLEAN IT UP JANNIES
>What did he mean by this?
>Thoughts?
>Gachashit thread
>Apologize to him Yea Forums
>Explain yourselves
>Well? Who was in the wrong here?
>Defend this
>What's his name again?
>What the fuck was his problem?
>Coworkers start talking about video games
>Refute this
>Prove him wrong
>Perfect X doesn't exi-
>Protip: you can't
>Why does this trigger Yea Forums so much?

If you know its name to it it's only a matter of time before it becomes cancer

not everybody, just wojakposters. ;)

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why do you care about dumb drawings?

seething ff14fag

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>Liberals want everything bannable/word filtered
>Want to change Yea Forums culture to be more family/commie friendly
>NO MAKING FUN OF MY OPEN-MOUTHED GLASSES-CLAD UNSHAVEN FACE OKAY

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permaban wojak posters

I'm a large twitch streamer and everyone who hates stuff like this is literally angry they aren't successful doing something they love. Stay salty and have fun working at burger king nigger.

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>that faint stain
Ok I'm hard

Ampharos

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But I like some wojakposters, it's gotten so bad all must go though.

Wouldn't that fall under the 'have sex' category though ? I feel like that should cover it.

Ban /pol/ posters.

hey user what's it like at christmas when you have to explain what you do to your family

roodypoo

im literally SKULLFUCKING your mom mmmm

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Well Yea Forums?

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personally i'd be for more new wojak edits but people reposting the same ones over and over sucks

In all seriousness, has a game ever actually given you a solid reason to keep living?

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stupid people spending time and money on things I don't like means things I do like won't be made as often.

DO I GET TO BRING CUNNY?

>(208)

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>hardcore alcohol and percocet addict
>fap multiple times a day
>smoke weed three times a day
>have a fucked sleep schedule
>work retail and make just enough to get by

And yet here I am still not depressed. It's not what you're doing to yourself, it's you, you are a fundamentally shitty person if you convince yourself you're depressed all the time.

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>Iam totally not biased with my opinions about my own lifestyle and how i make money
Zoomers and dumb people giving shit to you, you arent the problem obviously you know that. But, ridicule your audience of dumb zoomzoom and watch strimmers defend the dumbdumbs to keep the honey coming really rustles my jimbinos.

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>that one jew sameposting pedo propaganda over and over
sad

retard

What do they say about your position at burger king?

Zoomers grew up in a world where most of their interactions are done via text messages or online. As a result they were never forced to learn how to interact, in real time, to other people right next to them. Since they've never learned how to socialize, they never developed meaningful, real flesh and blood bonds.

Streamers are the band aid that they use to feel the closest thing akin to a friend without the risk of failure involved with real life interaction.

Basically, zoomers are basement dwellers but on a global scale.

Has the cunnyposter arrived yet?

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>he says through gritted teeth with veins bulging out of his forehead

Based and drawfag pilled.

kys

they say "me like whopper"

Context?

Bullshit. Post proof you are a degenerate.

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user-chan told him to have sex over the internet

You know that bugperson watching the latest Star Wars episode trailer? It's him again.

Actually based

Then the thing you do like probably wouldn't have been made much in the first place.

theres nothing wrong with sleeping with hundreds of men, incel. have sex

She typed the last letter with a smug smile on her face. It was still dark outside of her matchbox-sized apartment. The light from her iPad provided her face a pale glow unlike that of her filters. She knew she was right, she knew she was empowered.

From the corner of her eye, she saw the man she took home the night before slink out of her apartment. Without as much as a glance back. He didn't say goodbye. He didn't glance at her.
The only noise from him was just the creaking of the only door to the apartment.

She saw her reply on the website, then darkened the iPad's touchscreen.

This is fine. I'm fine.

...for... Star Wars?

Shoot wojakniggers on sight. No idea why mods don't do this shit

>Furry shitpost
>LE BASED
v sucks

What kind of point is that? That doesn't change it's made less often with the plebs influencing the market.

Yes, he cries over Star Wars for some reason.

Ban Zoomer. This shit didn't exist years ago and it's the easiest way to spot a newfag. Maybe wojak variants.

What the fuck is wrong with this board. Its basically a parody of itself now

>@475146606
That's not how you refer to v

here's how

Yea Forums

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The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

based retard
have a mass grave of dead niggers :)

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