Kingdom Hearts 3

If you think you're going to have pain from speeches of friendship and a silly story then this is not the series for you. Why in the world are you even trying to start with 3 when it requires like eight games of setup?

>taught local homeless the ins and outs of the lingering will boss fight
>let them watch a video of dark inferno
>one slapped my phone out of hand for showing them such trite
>everyone understood that KH3 was a rushed unfinished mess of a game.
>donated a PS2 and one of my many copies of KH2FM to the shelter
>realized that Twilight Town in kh2 is better than any world in KH3
>understand that while slow, the prologue is more emotionally engaging than any moment in KH3
>know that I still have the rest of KH2FM ahead of me

Who else /enlightened/ here?

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witcher 3 didn't need any setup

Witcher 3 also doesn't have 7 games plus a movie before it.

I'm still waiting for the Plinkett-esque style 1 hour long takedown of KH3 that will kill any KH3 defender on the spot

Yeah it has 2 games and multiple books instead

>no real scene between Ven and Roxas
what the fuck was that shit? literally just a quip with Lea acting confused and asking "whats the deal with these two?"
i was so pissed. game included way too many characters that had zero interactions

Which aren't necessary whatsoever for it because it introduces new concepts and focuses on an entirely different story structure. KH3 is literally continuing a story and finishing a bunch of stories set up for years. It's like starting the Mass Effect series with 2 or 3, you're a retard if you do.

Why were the priorities for KH3 so wrong? Why are they selling us the rest of the game later? They had five years to make it. It took Nintendo five years to make BOTW.

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Play on proud, watch cutscenes for laughs or until you get bored of them. It's a fun time especially when you disregard the retarded story.

>It took Nintendo five years to make BOTW.
and yet it didn't finish its own story until DLC either.

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Yes KH3 is shit

Any glimmer of hope DLC will save KH3?

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KH3 took longer than 5 years
KH3 started on UE3 back in 2012 and had story planning since KH2 released in 2005

>implying it won't just add cut content and a few extra fights involving roxas or something to appease fanboys
i'm sorry bro

LMAO KH3 is already dead and the DLC is just going to be playing as roxas, riku and aqua in the keyblade graveyard fighting bosses already in the main game and two of those characters were already briefly playable in KH3 so them getting an extra 10 minutes is nothing

The secret episode shit will just be like 2-3 empty streets fighting robots in yozora world then a shitty bossfight at the end, its a 2 hour dlc at absolute max and will cost $25

>kairi is useless after years of hype
>no cloud, leon, etc
>entire game is about saving Ven and Aqua yet they both do nothing
>lingering will is in the game for 30 secs after years of hype
>the entire frozen world
>no oblivion
>Ventus is unplayable
>attraction flows exist
>the entire heartless tornado in the KBG cutscene
>Sora can't run in a circle properly
>anti aqua only has one form
>the final boss is the most boring form of xehanort
>no Sora's mom
>flow motion is nerfed so much that it's fucking pointless
>no radiant garden
>twilight town is smaller than in KH2
>cooking exists
>the mechs in Toy Box
>no Star Wars
>crab collecting
>cliffhanger ending
>underwater combat
>Tangled, Frozen and Big Hero 6 were actually selected to be worlds
>the soulless PS3 era graphics
>no Colosseum
>Phil doesn't have a single line due to muh jap va
>kairi doesn't say a word to Riku
>Mickey is fucking useless
>no real Marvel
>Sora had the power of waking inside him the whole time
>Scala was clearly cut short
>references to the shitty mobile game
>xehanort gets to go to keyblade heaven
>the entire black box subplot
>no org fights until the end
>less content than final mix games despite a longer dev time
>no mirage arena
>bringing back Xion
>dual wielding shoved into DLC. Probably for a single fight
>no Indiana Jones world

Why

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Play it on normal mode. Watch the cutscenes for the lolz

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Based

kh3 is indefensible

You gotta watch the cutscenes.
Play on normal for quick fun.

its anti fun

Goddamn, I had forgotten how dissapointed with this game I was until I came to this thread.
Still going to buy the next Kingdom Hearts game since I'm a shit-gurgling faggot.

God, the final act was so great, the. They had to ruin it with a rushed boss rush and a shitty ending.

I'm going to wait for sales before buying future KH related materials.

That way I don't feel disappointed

please kys

the final act was the worst piece of shit ever witnessed in fiction

Nah

Lol what? Champions ballad was just extra fluff with the long dead characters.

do it for me

But my mom would be sad

I want a complete trilogy on my xbone, but i guess they are under contract from sony