Singing a song about videogames
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MY EX-WIFE WAS A GAMER, YES SHE WAS QUITE FEROCIOUS
WHEN SHE GOT INTO THE ZONE, IT WAS JUST ATROCIOUS
WHEN THINGS DIDN'T GO HER WAY, HER ANGER, IT GREW BIGGER
IT GOT SO BAD SHE EVEN CALLED OUR SON A STUPID NIGGER
CALLED OUR SON A NIGGGGEER
Colin is bald.
fuck off drew
HE IS THE GAMEDUDE
When I look at my backlog, it gives me quite a fright
I don't think that I'd catch up even playing every night
It really is quite daunting, but it's my fault, you see
Because I spend a-way too much time shitposting on Yea Forums
I've always loooved violent videogames.
But don't you knooow it's really such a shame.
Anooon plays kids games and boy it really shows!
It sure is hard to get laaaid when you plaaay Smaaash Bros!
meow
TAPIOOOOOOOOOOCA
TAPIOOOOOOOOOOCA
MY MUM SAID TO GO DOWNSTAIRS, I SAID I COULDN'T PAUSE
SHE THEN JUST STARTED YELLING TRYING TO BUST MY BALLS
I WENT DOWN TO THE KITCHEN, BUT SHE WAS NOT WITH ME
SHE WAS PLAYING MY VIDYA, SHE WAS BETTER THAN ME.
cringest show on tv. made for flyover whites and it shows. they even dressed the brotha like an inoffensive office white guy. kys honkeys.
t. Friendsfag
t. drew carey
Here Velociraptor!
Never on this site have I seen such terrible taste.
Things you can say about your PC you can't say about your wife.
arctic tern
Oh I love playing vidya
It really makes me happy!
I'll play when life has got me down,
and when I'm feeling crappy!
My life is not perfect,
but with vidya I have fun.
Colin's son's a tranny
so all he does is Speedrun!
Wrong game, fuckface. That's irish drinking song.
It runs really quiet since I gave a good blowing
I never miss pressing the button that turns it on.
It only has one user.
this is the theme of Yea Forums
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Aw fuck me, is that really colin's son? Always generally nice people who get stuck with the shittiest luck.
Yeah, she's a bit old, but give her a good slap and she'll start right up.
It hasn't got any viruses.
I can put my floppy in there any time I want!
She just ain't the same lately, I think my son gave her a virus or something.
I have one
I'M JUST A VIRGIN, I HAVEN'T HAD SEX
I LIVE IN HER BASEMENT, DON'T KNOW WHAT SHE EXPECTS
SPEND ALL MY TIME PLAYING DEUS EX
WHAT A SHAME
What Yea Forums asks for in their nightly prayers
a shrine maiden gf to cuddle with
also a new jet set radio game
it works
Noooo Colin, I'm talking about Mario KAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTT *bursts into laughter*
i like her and want to spend more time with her
To win the lottery so I can quit my job and live the life of a wealthy neet.
no 2hu gf for you
Lord, please let my post get lots of upvotes.
*upboats*
+1
This is how you turn it on
Pickup lines for gamers
buying gf
Wanna play the rape game?
32DD is number 1!
Hey baby, you ever fucked a virgin?
PLEASE BE MY HARLEY QUINN VERONICA
would you like some candy?
You play San Andreas? Because I think you're in a mood for a coffee break
Please God don't let me wake up as Anthony Burch tomorrow.
Hey girl, you want to break into show business? I work for Hideo Kojima.
If I'm Ansem Seeker of Darkness, then you could be my COME GUARDIAN
1000 points to each of you
5000 for you
UZI LIKE A METAL DICK IN MY HAND
MAGAZINE LIKE A BIG TESTICLE GLAND
I'M AN UZI LOVER
I'M AN UZI LOVER
BITCH WANNA TRY IT,
I SAID, "KEEP HER QUIET"
SHOVE IT UP HER MOTHERFUCKING ASS
AND FRY IT
hey bby wanna lvl up?