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fucking ublock origins doesn't work

See told you 60fps is a new meme

So ads back then were edgy Yea Forums memes tier?

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now this is a quality SOUL thread

How come ResetEra hasn't cancelled Nintendo over this?

>15 frames per second

HOLY FUCK I CAN'T HANDLE SOMETHING THAT FAST. MY BRAIN WILL EXPLODE

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Is this why we're the way we are? Cuz we remember these days and don't really get too upset over them?

Human eye can't see past 12fps anyway

Anybody look through their old magazines/comic books and like to find video game advertisements?

>also-ran

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Ah. A gentleman and a scholar.

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Jesus this game looks pretty bad.

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WITH THE FRIZZ?! NO WAY!

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This can't be real.

Imagine the smell

you have no idea

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Old vidya advertisements and magazines are goldmines for reaction images.

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My favorite part is that taking a change of clothes on your long, sweaty space bounty hunting adventure is apparently only a "girl" thing.

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if you own more than one outfit you aren't a gamer
if you've ever used a washing machine you aren't a gamer

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Soul

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Who's the guy at the very bottom right? I recognize the rest, but not him

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I love this one

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I wonder what console warring was like between consumers back then.

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That's all I got.

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It seems like edgy and risqué video game ads were all the rage for a while, like from the 90s up until the early 2000s or so, then they all but died. Shame, really.

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I wonder what the fuck sony marketing team was thinking with those ads.

emotions were high, to say the least

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>used to get Gamepro back in the mag's early years mostly for the comic that ran in it

Sure it was dumb but it was novel at the time.

there has to be some kind of study thats been done on us (if its even possible)

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That's actually the censored version, they had to change the first line due to parents complaining as it originally said "why dick around" instead of fool.

It's aged like a beautifully awful fine wine.

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IS THAT FUCKING HAL FROM MALCOLM IN THE MIDDLE?

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Yeah, sure, its fake!
Thats why people remember it....

Fucking idiot

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380 sprites!(character power)

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I played a Gameboy port of Battle Arena Toshinden as a young lad and I'm pretty sure Sophia gave me one of my earliest boners. Its definitely because of her that I have a fondness for names like "Sophia" and "Sonia".

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The west trying to make Kirby into this badass has always been funny to me.

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Holy shit Brian Cranston.

Don't feel bad, I used to buy EGM mostly for Seanbaby's Rest of the Crap.

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No.

Jay Leno

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So you see MJ needed to diddle those kids to fuel his magic powers so he could protect the world. We truly were all ignorant.

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Me on the right

I loved 90s EGM. I miss old game mags in general. Every month I would get the new Gamepro, EGM, Game Players, and VG&CE.

how my hands feel after playing fox

Its why I kept all mine

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good on them for trying something out of the ordinary. something to catch someone's attention instead of the milquetoast, sanitized, faggot shit.

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That guy looks like fucking Doctor Doom. What are his plans for Michael and those children?

Go to retromags, they have the full archives of all of that shit if you wanna have a nostalgia trip.

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Omg same. I feel like a filthy hoarder but they're memories to me.

kek

His plans were to recruit an army of heroes to fight the Darklings which are like the Skrull but completely shit and can enter the earth through video games.

Nah
I feel like a library.
Its all shit that I would rather have in physical form than not. I have an almost complete collection of gameplayers.

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Which Nintendo system was only capable of 0.5 sound channels?

I wonder if anyone was autistic enough to buy these?

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>burgers?

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Still better than every n64 game ever made.

>tfw no midge nukem or grandma nukem game

WAIT A MINUTE
I HAVE A WIFE

I remember this one very vividly. It always creeped me out a little.

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I tried to find this ad again a few weeks back. You're doing gods work user

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What an utterly unrealistic ad.
Everyone knows that a nintendium lined gameboy would break that creature's teeth instead.

Danna Bombana
Steady Freddy
Slim Jim
Duke Nukem
Small Fry
in a Cinema close to you!

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why didnt they say "but we dont give a puck?"

Too busy puking.

I had that, it actually worked pretty good. having all the buttons right there for your fingers took geting use to but it was superior to claw gripping the controller. You moved by bending your wrist though and that got tiring (and made your wrist ache) quickly.

believe it or not, even those brainless fucks can grasp the concept of historical context

gaddaffi always looked like a chad desu

>fast, seamless 15 frames per second
Nothing much changes, does it

>and together, they want to free banjo's girlfriend piccolo
who the fuck is piccolo?

that worm doesn't wanna be there either

I dont believe it

must be uninsured

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Hows her boyfriend doing?

Doing something a little surreal that catches people's attention and makes them pause for a few seconds on an ad page instead of skipping.

I actually unironically love all of them