Why do individuals like pic related refuse to acknowledge the Playstation Vita's failure?

Anyone who brings any handheld gaming device on their trip is a fucking idiot, this also goes for those retards who wont get off their phone while sitting at a beach in Florida or some shit.
You can do that shit at home, why would you waste money on a trip and be glued to a video game?

>Being so susceptible to switch memes you play the vita
>the vita
why the fuck would you buy a vita to begin with

He's right tho, vita looks classy as fuck with a sleek design the switch is a embarrassing kids tablet knockoff beside it.

Isn't this the guy that wrote articles about how the Vita would destroy the 3DS?

Is this how you cope with the massive flop?

How much did Skyrim Switch sell, anyway?

I'm talking about the design only a retard would claim the switch looks better than the vita, hell the switch lite looks like a shitty vita copy.

>I didn't bring my switch cause I'm not a nerd
>instead I'll bring my niche system nobody bought, that I went through the trouble of hacking, and play a visual novel in public

He really believes the shit he's spewing too, doesn't he?

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I'm new here, can someone explain what a vita is?

If you play ANY video games in public you're a huge fucking nerd, it doesn't matter what brand of handheld you play.

I dunno if youve been around much but airports and airplanes, trains and busses etc are not particularly exciting.

Because even in spite of sony being fucking retarded and raping the thing to death with proprietary memory and zero fucking physical releases, the vita didn't deserve to die like it did.
It didn't deserve having it's MOST SENSIBLE storage option being buying a FUCKING 3G VITA AND INSTALLING A MICROSD READER IN THE FUCKING NETWORK ADAPTER to work.
It didn't deserve getting crippled with downloaded titles because the read speed on the proprietary media IS SO FUCKING SLOW IT'S A BOTTLENECK.
It didn't deserve ARBITRARILY GETTING IT'S PS1 AND PSP CLASSIC SUPPORT FUCKING GIMPED, AFTER THE FACT BECAUSE SONY WAS TRYING TO PUSH THEIR RETARDED RETRO STREAMING SERVICE
It didn't deserve having the western PS4 remote play feature UPDATED TO PUT R/L3 AND R/L2 PUT ON THE FUCKING SCREEN INSTEAD OF THE BACK TOUCH PAD, WHEN FUCKING ACCESSORIES ALREADY USED THE ORIGINAL LAYOUT OF HAVING IT ON THE BACK WHICH IS QUITE LITERALLY THE MOST RETARDED PLACE YOU COULD PUT THAT.
The Vita already got enough shit having to compete with the 3DS and Homebrew'd PSPs, it didn't need sony running up and bashing it with a bat for hours hoping it would SOMEHOW magically sell more PS4s.

*clap clap clap*

GET IN

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Did the bag of dicks and crows remain uneaten?

Wasn't this the faggot who talked down to everyone that didn't like Mass Effect 3's ending, defending Bioware in the process?
How does he still have a job?

>i was gonna bring [current console for huge fucking nerds] but then i remembered that i wasn't a huge fucking nerd, so i'm bringing my [last-gen console for huge fucking nerds] instead
what a huge fucking nerd

I don't know anything about this literal who, but he sounds like he's just being totally facetious with the "huge fucking nerd" bit, lighten up. He just wanted to make a post about his Vita.

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Cope snoy. Sorry it flopped!

Pfft, a real gamer brings this to the party

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Floridian here, vacationing here to get skin cancer on a beach is a waste of time and money. They might as well be on their phones if they aren't going to Disney.

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And multiple extra batteries

A real game brings a hacked 3ds because jot only can he then play the entire Game Gear library on a good screen he can also play just about any game he wants and do it all with a based Knuckles' Chaotix home menu theme.

you know i was trying to figure out where i've heard his name, i thought he was a comedian but isn't he that dude that got fired for some bullshit and people were upset over it for a bit?

Gamer entitlement?

>not a loser
>plays angry lesbian bartender the game

He's the guy who coined the term "gamer entitlement" because long term fans were disappointed with Mass Effect 3, he's essentially a complete piece of shit, and the fact that people actually pay him for his shitty podcast is legitimately disgusting.

just looked it up, he was the dude who tweeted about a day without women being a quiet and peaceful one and then "mutually" stepped down from some youtube show he was on. I have no doubt he was a faggot before it and has been since but that was where i heard of him first.

>but that was where i heard of him first.
It's shameful that people aren't aware of his previous bullshit, easiest thing to know is that he's a piece of shit.

honestly in all fairness i haven't paid attention to games "journalist" or the articles they write since i had a subscription to game informer and even then i read the articles but couldn't tell you the name of a single author.

He also thought Vita would destroy the 3DS, so yeah, he's always been a retard.

I liked the Vita, even if it was Weeaboo Game Central instead of the PlayStation-in-Your-Pocket that Sony was trying to market it as.

>2 games
>loaded

>having a vita
based
>not having it hacked so you can emulate everything
cringe

It was a joke... Holy shit V is sensitive.

Wait a sec, this isn't twitter...

Oh my god I'm on Yea Forums! How'd I get here!? I could have swore I was just looking at something not videogames...