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Kek.
>Surprise decal to bamboozle all the former 5%ers who thought the new GP had no stakes
Based
Wooo, yes! Nice 2nd decal, and I'm already top 2% nitro!
I give no shit about the decal and still got the kart somehow.
Ah yes, games preying upon teens who suffer major FOMO.
What the fuck is going on with this game's support?
I'm in the 1% of both leaderboards anyway, but what about all the people who potentially got the kart from the previous GP, saw that they automatically had the decal Beenox advertised in-game as the prie for the Back N.Time GP, realized they wouldn't need to work as hard this time and will now have screwed themselves over?
>just do the requirement to get all the GP rewards
>I'm already in the top 5% for both Naruto and Trophies
Guess it qasn't that hard to do at all. I hope a wave of people dont just come in and knock me out of it.
Ah, so this is how they make up for the "mishap" where people who got 5% last grand prix, got the current decal when this one started.
Ok beenox.
New decal looks better kek
Good thing I'm already top 5% getting to 42k basically ensures you get it.
It has to be this lmao
Fuck Beenox
Fuck Activision
kill yourself weeaboo faggot
wake me up when the spyro grand prix starts
>Already in top 5% just from unlocking all the rewards
Feels good.
The PS4 leaderboards are so populated that you just need to get all the GP rewards to be on the 5%.
Give us the info pic for the Spyro GP, Beenox!
This is actually a good thing. Better to add more content for people to earn than take away content people unintentionally had.
Seems like a decent fix to me. Still have incentive for people to be top 5% but don't take away the decal everyone already has.
UPDATE THE ROADMAP, BEENOX
>top 5% for Naruto
Lmao fucking weeb
Is this what they prioritize over fixing the fucking game?
Yes
>Game is still a piece of shit
>BUT HERE'S A DECAL
>It's ugly as shit
This game has turned into complete shitshow
>a fucking sticker
>content
Mate...
Uh, it's a decal not a sticker.
Different name, same shit.
Don't worry I'm sure someone will be offended by one of the characters skin descriptions soon enough.
are they already giving the kart out?
yep.
They are never going to do any of the following:
>Fix Balanced and turning characters
>Fix the kart hitboxes
>Fix the amount of clocks and orbs per race, expect at least 2 clocks and 3 orbs in every single race
>fix the god awful hazards in the tracks to match with the new speed of the game and redesigns.
>fix bombs and missile tracking
Bump
A PS1 remake doesn't need the "COMPETETIVE RACER" treatment. Fuck balance. Fuck proplay, and FUCK devs constantly tweaking shit to give the illusion of balance while they are actually just changing things around.
>have barely been playing
>still in 5% anyway
Turns out it's pretty easy when over half of players have dropped the game going by online and nitro data with the remaining actually playing less than me. I'd say this game is dying but lets be real it's fucking dead already.
>fuck balance
making gameplay improvements would remove the SOUL
I'm in the top 20 on the nitro board and easily top 5% on the champ board
There's no way I can't get it
i believe it only counts player who played during the grand prix. however since play it very little and some only play the initial days of the grand prix it is very easy to be in the top 5%. i was almost at the top 5%, by 0.04% i believe by playing it only on weekends every now and then.
However people are dropping it because they get owned too hard online and have no idea about other mechanics like hopping or u-turning and it is not explained in the game.
>However people are dropping it because they get owned too hard online and have no idea about other mechanics like hopping or u-turning
Funny because most complaints I see both here and outside of this hellhole are all to do with grinding, microtransactions, and general shit that's got nothing to do with the racing part with the whole cup being a huge complaint. Turns out people don't want to do stupid challenges for a currency in a game about racing as cartoon animals.
that too.
holly. this guy in the lobby is basically DNFing everyone with penta penguin.
How in the fuck does he keep his speed with hopping and boosting so little. dude almost never boosts.
Toys For Bob fucked up and leaked some new designs twitter.com
new designs of what? new crash game?
Who knows, but those are definitely the Crash villains with a couple of new guys to so I'd say yeah
That N. Gin looks 100X better than the one we have now.
>that Cortex
>that Tropy
>that N-Gin
Jesus fucking Christ we've gone right back to that mutant shit. Activision really couldn't help themselves and killed the revival after one collection.
They're all designs for a new Skylanders
>mutant shit
Those look more like Twinsanity to me
>another crash reboot right after getting the current designs at a nice place
The current design are hideous semi-realistic garbage, I'm glad they're going back to a more stylized style
Not even close
Nah, toys to life is dead atm. It's probably a new game. I don't think they'd remake twinsanity yet.
But they still resemble the characters, despite the shitty shading. Don't fuck that up already. 2 years is not enough to phase out the identity of the franchise again for fuck's sake.
Art done for the game is different from character concept art user which that image is clearly depicting and the designs are more in line with that mutant game than Twinsanity, hell you can see the blue creature in one of those designs.
N Gin has a much more distinctly N Gin kind of silhouette in the new design compared to NST especially on the head. They'll probably tone it down in the actual game anyway.
This might just confirm that these designs are for remakes only. Twinsanity remake might just have these designs if they ever do one.
Why do people keep pushing the alcoholic belly Dingodile look? Its ugly and practically gay furry bait.
Its a game with anthro bait.
Don't bring my gf into this. She can't help being the sensual creature she is.
>your gf
Shes not looking at you that way buddy.
Motherfucker I will fite u
>Still a minimum of half a year until I can play on PC
It hurts
Just play some of those great pc games
Time will fly by
Bro that's frog Brio
ok but how about fixing the fucked up stats balance
I'm sorely disappointed with how Tawna turned out.
Ive alrdy won.
>Twinsanity remake
Oh, barf
The two styles dont even match up
Yeah whatever I lost all respect after they added microtransactions, region locked content and SJW pandering
I fucking hate this dogshit game but I can't stop playing it.
I really think that may be what this was
Just something about it
Because when you kick ass, you really fucking kick it.
What did you find disappointing about her?
A fully realized twinsanity would be fucking amazing and you all know it.
My blood pressure has significantly went down now that I've stopped trying to grind every day.
Lose some weight.
twinsanity remake would be great, its probably the only other crash game worth remaking, but i want a new game first
>5% of the playerbase can unlock this car
Good thing Cars are purely decorative or the salt would be real
Hey now, the GBA crash games were great and N Trance and trophy could use the spotlight.
at this point I'd rather they take the unused ideas from TS and put them in a new game
trying to fit all that shit back together while remaking the rest would be more effort and money than an actual new game
You just have to get into the Top 5% in any GP to get the car, it's the decal that's exclusive to this one.
They have to scrap most of the game anyway though. Most of us have a consensus now as to what TS ideas were really good and they can easily be worked into a new game.
>Humiliskate
>Dimensional travel/Psychetron
>Playable Cortex/Nina
>Academy of Evil
Yeah theres a lot wrong with it
Not in-game but the way that particular artist drew her.
A truly weird confiiction of styles. He should've drawn Tawna solo without the ugly babies.
What was he thinking with that hair
>he thought the Prehistoric GP decal we already had was a bug and didnt put effort into getting into top 5% as a result
OH NONONONONONONONONONONONONONOONONONONONONO
Especially since he drew everyone else solo, and pretty much everyone hates the babies.
Who knows man, looks like her hair has a tumor.
Looks like its bubbling out and trying to burst.
Yeah. Maybe hell do a babyless variant.
A classic example of focusing too much on one specific area without taking a moment to look at the full picture to see if it still works. That and not knowing how hair works.
*mmmfff*
>Oh user...
*slurps*
OORGH OORGH
AMI WANT CUMMY
WANT CUMMY NOW! YOU GIVE AMI CUMMY! OORGH OORGH!
Ayyy
What's this decal, though? The GP one looked nothing like that.
>last Skylanders game nails Cortex's design but the game is utter trash
>series does right after
Kind of a mixed feeling.
They gave the advertised Fake Crash decal to everyone for free at the start of the GP due to a bug so rather than take it away from people not in the top 5% by "fixing" the bug, they let everyone keep it and instead made a new actual kart decal for the top 5% to receive.
Conversely this means if you didnt put in as much effort this GP thinking you were going to get the Fake Crash decal no matter what, you better start playing
Also the Dino stickers are 100% being saved for a rerun like the Tawna Pink paint
>Also the Dino stickers are 100% being saved for a rerun like the Tawna Pink paint
Oh fuck Beenox, seriously
>company has enough time to “fix” the name of a skin but not give her the actual damn color
Being Tawna is suffering
for a moment I thought that was magnus
What's the minimum for Switch top 5%?
6900 or so last time I played. Might be higher now.
It is but she'll be free one day
Wow, another ugly decal I'll never use on a car I'll never touch because literally every other vehicle has better decals and/or looks better with certain color schemes.
The look says it all.
kek
>another themed decal
How many people actually use these? Minimalist decals, contour decals, and pattern decals are more popular.
Everyone did at first, but of course because the decal is so huge and unique, without even the option of changing the decal's color, people just used the plain car instead after awhile.
Might actually be lower through people joining the leaderboards late and bloating the numbers.
At least Champion Indigo looks nice, imo
Pretty much me. I just go for something simple.
>go for something simple
>giant sticker of your face on the kart
I'd say add colors more suitable for Liz but some faggot will say
>le thanks doc XDD
No need to colour code your kart and your clothing every time, the colours aren't bad as they are, I find more issue with the tacky sticker.
Gotta represent. Although i do other options.
I know purple and green are her colors but i like blue alot.
Pretty shit tier customization. Kid playing default Crash in a red car tier.
I disagree. Works well for me.
>I disagree
It wasn't up for debate.
Sure it is. Different strokes for different folks.
I can't remember the last time I was this sleepy
>Mad Scientist Crash, Nerd Fake Crash, and Isabella players have been dominating lobbies for the past 2 weeks
>I've started to use Geary more often and have been beating lobbies filled with Speed player with him
Is this the Balanced uprising?
>I beat shitters Yea Forums, is the meta changing
that's not how it works
That player was just decent. I personally dont play balanced but its nice to see them on the podium.
I honestly would like the idea of an invisible kart, just the driver floating.
>like Penta since the CTR days due to my love for penguins
>everyone shits on him endlessly now
It's not fair, he's a good evil peng.
>Angry cock decal
Are they making fun of us?
>everyone shits on him
No, no. Everyone shits on Penta players for being Digital N. Tropy levels of tryhard ragequitters
>have exclusive super duper special prize kart
>it's ugly as shit will always have the worst decals
I mean, I'm glad I don't have to worry about unlocking it anymore, but wew.
Ditto. I'm not even trying, I just wanted fake Baby T before everyone else
Making babies with Ami.
Why do you think we can't have both? This decal is probably coming with the new GP, and so is all bug fixes and balance changes they've been working on. A patch once a month is pretty reasonable to me for issues that aren't gamebreaking (the literal use of the term, not "OH MY GOD THIS INVISIBLE WALL ON THIS SPECIFIC MAP HAS DESTROYED THIS GAME FOR ME")
>bug fixes and balance changes they've been working on
Yeah, I'm sure it will 'fix' as much as the last one did.
Where have you been? USA, South America, and France lobbies have had a huge spike in competent balanced/turning players recently.
Make no mistake, those players were always there, they were just given a reason to use a Balanced character due to the GP.
There's a "huge" spike in balanced/turning characters because they give nitro this GP.
Making Isabella a mother.
>buy sour patch kids with CTR on the packaging
>open up bag
>can't find the code
What the fuck, Activision?
The site isn't up anyway, /vg/ poster.
>Sky is the limit is back in the weekly challenges
Anyone figured out how to unlock it yet?
It's bugged like most of what Beenox shits out.
I was thinking the same thing at first but then I remembered seeing them have a high skill level from having the game since around release. I also saw them sometimes switch to using upper tier nitro items/characters they already unlocked, so there's no consistent incentive to keep using them by now besides merely preferences.
>That Dingodile
ALL OF MY YES
>/vg/ poster
That was uncalled for, man.
People kept saying different shit like play Cortex Castle or Roo's Tubes and it'll work. Not a damn thing has happened for me, not even Electron Avenue.
>still grinding after the first grindfest
>caring about decals
the only thing that matters is the car
not even the car matters
Same for me. Maybe some of us were getting bored and decided to lighten things up by using characters we're not used to.
I found a guy on youtube who does streams every other day where he plays a certain type of racer online for a few hours. I do the same thing now. I just spent last night using only turning characters.
i'm doing it because i'm afraid the characters i like coming in the future might be classes i'm not good with
Me too. I'll be okay with Brio, Moe, Kong, and Nina being anything but turning class.
Brio will be turning
Nina will be accel
Brio will be Balanced
Nina will be Turn or Accel
Pranked. Enjoy your sour candy.
Wish I had some right now, honestly
Wanting to get the most buck out of their daily challenges? I still use Scientist Crash over Fake Baby T. despite having him unlocked.
Car is ugly as shit. Only reason to care for it is the exclusivity, which the decals have even more of.
I just wanted my Scuba Crash skin but the online nitro and coin grind has me burned out. I can't play any more.
Do you have enough coin for the skin? You can just check in the Pit Stop to see if it's in and take a break otherwise. You should be able to get 2.5k in no time on a weekend, less than five races.
Then again, no point in forcing yourself for the sake of a cosmetic if it's going to make you drop the game.
isn't scuba crash like four races
how shit at the game are you
Brio will be best type because he invented racing
So Turning
Fuck the game for doing 2 GPs with 1 week of a break
Fuck Beenox
Fuck Activision
Fuck the microtransactions
Soon...
Why
Why is this a thing?
Your time to suffer will happen soon enough.
Only if I get Yaya first
>Do this stupid task or just pay us some shekels instead
Cool game
I'd welcome Yaya as a speed racer
My brother!
>They didn't do the shortcut
Good job?
So is this to counter-act how most people got this months Grand Prix Decals already?
If so fuck cause that looks way better.
Took a week break and now I'm 2000 of Fake Baby T
Will I get this also?
You have like a week left to get Fake Baby T. Do that and you'll pretty much be guaranteed within the 5%
Test
Cheers man.
I did my weeklies and dailies last night in like 3 hours to catch up. Its kinda nice how much Nitro is still gives.
I'll get Fake Baby T before work and keep doing my dailies till it ends.
I just saw some stupidly high Nitro scores at the top of the leaderboards.
This is actually a better solution than taking the old decal away. Problem is, they could've said they fucked up weeks ago and told the people they'll make a new one.
so does the fuckup earlier in the month mean everyone has the champion kart?
only if you were able to get it in the previous grand prix since i dont have it.
how close are you?
in the previous grand prix i was at 5.04% now i don't know but i am sure i am at the top 5%. i'll check it right now.
GIVE ME ALL YOUR WOMB COINS AND THE PENTA WILL GET HURT!
You can't tempt me, pardner. I need these coins for the Spyro GP, on the off chance a few of the datamined characters were dropped and we got someone who isn't Sorceress.
Why the fuck would you expect any of this, you’re essentially asking them to redesign the entire game for no reason. Just play something else.
Championship leader boards i am at 3741 from 251646 players = 1,48%
Nitro leader board i am at 16221 from 867843 players = 1,86%
with a position like that im surprised you didnt get the first one
If Brio isn't accel I will kys my'ne self on stream
the game launched when i started my new job so i was working 24/7 developing some apps and shit. it wont be a problem no more since i'll be fired on the 5th. Time to update my resume as well.
It's a teeny tiny code printed on the inside with no fanfare. I almost missed mine.
What part specifically? It's not the tops and bottoms of the bag that are glued together, is it?
this obviously isn't the decal they intended to give away initally
It's not the glued part. Mine was near the top in the same print as the expiration date
>finally get in 1st place
>6 godamn orbs on the 3rd lap
>managing to just outrun em thanks to USF
>hit with timeclock before jump and fall
>respawn and hit by orb
>hit by another orb
>hit by a 3rd orb
>got enough time to make the jump and keep the lead before the 4th orb
>another godamn clock in the middle of it
>4th orb hits
>5th orb hits
>I'm in 4th now
>no idea what happened to the 6th orb
>hit by akuaku
>in 6th
>finally get across that jump and green beakers are everywhere
>basically give up on nitro after I got fake baby T
>still top 1%
whatever, man.
I've haven't been playing this grand prix since I got the last new skin. At least I was able to clear out old crap from my pit stop though. A few paint jobs until I have them all so far.
Oh shit, I finally found it. My expiration date was on the bottom but I find it printed in light red dots right on the opposite side of the small sour patch logo. Now I'm glad I hung onto the entire bag. I slightly separated the first couple of digits with a big tear but it's clearly visible. How the fuck is anyone supposed to see this crap? I get they're trying to make it so you can't see it from the outside but most people would've given up by now.
>Bonjour
>release the decal
forgot to add i bet they are not even going to add kart set ups for each character. having to change karts every time you change characters is kinda ass.
>get triple missiles, with the guy in first being barely 10 meters in front of me
>whenever I fire a missile game hiccups and the missile misses because of it, even on a straight
>the three missiles miss and he wins
Okay, what the hell is this bullshit?
Post your Yaya Panda quotes, victory animations and skins:
>”Panda Yay One”
>generic wushu moves
>John Woo assassin skin
I forgot I have to wait until later if I want both my bonuses
Ended up doing one race online
You really cant trust these fuckers.
I like it though. Element of surprise.
Also that decal is so fucking good imo. Its what i had hoped the GP reward was for this time instead of the boring green fake crash one. Guess I gotta secure my spot before the weekend ends.
>Also that decal is so fucking good imo
Oh hi Beenox
hello
Add Sgt Byrd to the Spyro GP, please.
Why the fuck does this game have a literal Fortnite "store" when it cost money? Why can't I Just buy the shit I want with Coins in the Customization menu?
This, i just want to buy the bandicutes
>another waifufag
yeah the whole trickle feed shit is by design
That's why they only let you buy one of the new GP skins per day. Kind of bs desu
Because Activision are Jews. It's really sad. CTR is a legit GOTY contender for me, but that cash shop just leaves a bad taste.
Because if you could choose anything you'd just buy the skins for your favorite character and be done with it. They need to incentivize you to buy everyone's shit so the likelihood of things you actually want showing up increases. Then once you have a lot of shit you're more likely to keep going for the sake of completion.
>That thing at the top
N.
N.Tangled? crashbandicoot.fandom.com
WEEKEND BONUS IN TWO HOURS YEAAAHHH
>Daily challenges
>Time Remaining: 6 days
uh huh ok
n. tropy looks chad af
A weekly challenge infiltrated the daily tab again and screwed the timer. Make no mistake, any that aren't the weekly challenge are on a 24h timer.
cute toy car, want teat and bottle to this?
>battle mode challenges
Holy fuck, learn English before you post on an English speaking board
what?
it doesn't activate when they reset the day?
(are you in Europe?)
AAAAAAAAA FUCK I WANT THIS SHITTY GP TO END ALREADY.
ITS IMPOSSIBLE FOR THERE TO EVER BE A GP WORSE THAN THIS ONE.
The first one was much worse. At least this one had an actually fun new track and Baby T Rex.
>The first one was much worse
You can't be serious.
Another fag.
You're fucking insane. Twilight tour is a master class track compared to the shitfest of a track we got this GP. Bandithots were better additions than ugly baby retards. Baby t is arguably the only good part but his skin is a bit of a letdown. Mammoth kart is also the only decent one, other two are mediocre to shit.
its stopped happening on reset since about three weeks ago, now its friday mornings to the end of sunday. Its a fantastic change as we get wumpa time x10 4 times now if you hold on to thursday's 5x time.
>The first one was much worse.
>At least this one had an actually fun new track
Blue baby T is adorable
>brought a never ending swarm of waifu faggots posting screenshots of every angle of the bandicunts
>good
It had a better track and the bandithots were better additions despite the autistic cumskull losers on here.
You know it.
And even then it's better than babytrash.
Don't you talk shit about my Delorean, you cunt
Shhh, you'll make waifufaggots seethe!
Theyre such sweet gals. We do have to get their good sides after all.
Personally I like prehistoric playground a lot more than TT. It has a lot more going on, different routes, not-so-free USF since keeping reserves around the ramps can be tricky online.
Also since the track names seems to be alliteration, we may actually get a good Spyro Speedway. Cool beans.
>Shitting on the Delorean
Shut up fag
Its way too small and sounds like shit. Also a missed opportunity at giving it removable hover wheels you could use with other karts.
>implying the crappy ass Probulot isn't the worst insult a DeLorean could get
AAAAAHHHHHH I WANNA FUG A BANDIBABE
Natural feelings
Because you live in a time where everyone is trying to nickle and dime you. Don't be rude to the devs though or they'll throw a tantrum :^)
...DSP? Or l0wti3rg0d?
What am I meant to make of this?
didn't new
that's why the banner showed the Bonus bit I wasn't getting any multiplier
fuck me at being a wageslave
FUCKING BEENOX I JUST WON LIKE 5 RACES WITHOUT HITTING ANY CRATES WHY AM I NOT GETTING THE FUCKING CHALLENGE HOLY SHIT FIX THE GAME
what class is she gonna be?
are you as excited as me to have a thicc lizard girl to play as?
>This """""""""""""""thing""""""""""""""""""" got in before Elora, Bianca or Egg Thief
Fuck her, she stole Elora's spot. And no, not literally.
Turning, too fat to go fast.
She got cut. We're getting speed gnorc, turning hunter, and balanced spyro and you will like it nigger.
>Egg Thief
Goodnight, Sweet Prince.
>source: Dude, trust me
oops
Its an obvious guess and those characters textures were literally found in the game.
>you'll never hear a cheeky NA NANA NA NA as the thief speeds past you
>he'll never have a podium animation where he taunts with his stolen egg just to get hit by a rocket and die
>not even Moneybags or Sgt Byrd
Top gay.
I'm not even fully convinced she's in. The datamine has been wrong too many times at this point
Better luck next year when they reuse all the GPs with new additions.
Wasn't there fan art of Polar as Moneybags?
also i'm guessing that Penta will have the Sgt Byrd skin
Anyone else get bothered by the way Dingodile says "Yeah!" as he's drifting? It's very off putting.
I just have no reason to believe those are the only ones getting in, but you best believe im maining G'nasty.
>wanting nu-elora
gas yourselves
nu-elora is still a way better pick than fucking sorceress of all things.
Probably because if any other characters were getting in we would have seen their textures. If any other characters get in I will eat my shoe.
Ripto is better than both.
>top 5% for Naruto
for what?
I wouldn't bet on it 100%, we didn't get any textures for the babies or T when back N time was coming.
It shouldve been Bianca
3 characters is a pretty safe guess if we go by the last GP and the fact that beenox has a skeleton crew on ctr now.
Why do they have a skeleton crew
Activision moved everyone else to other projects. Enjoy your half assed post release support.
So was 5 for some people, at this point I'm just waiting for the actual GP page to drop before I try finding correlations.
>don't give a shit about this month's GP
>have been working on my backlog while afk grinding coins in lab basement
>have over $175+ worth of coins ready for next month's gp
activision can suck my farts
The Spyro team Is redesigning the Crash characters so the Spyro characters in CTR will probably have different designs too
Proof?
I highly fucking doubt it. Chances are the models will look like they were ripped out of the reignited trilogy to advertise the switch release.
Google it. They're doing the pc release of the new cod.
Tbh that wouldn't be so bad
They can import plenty of models like obj_motherfucker and Spyro chars, though.
I'm not a furry, but I want to hear Coco yelling "yes impregnate me" as I nut into her wumpa cunny.
Depends what the skeleton crew can do, doesn't automatically mean the game will get bad. Destiny 1 was an utter shitshow and the "skeleton crew" implemented amazing quality of life updates and fixes while the main team went to work on the disaster that was Destiny 2 after the Taken King update.
Goddamn Beenoxians
I just need them to do the skybox change through a portal and I'll be happy
Gimme an N trance skin as a consolation
It's so obvious
>Spyro - Balance
>Ripto - Balance
>Hunter - Acceleration
>Gnasty Gnorc - Speed
>Sorceress - Turning
Hopefully there will be another Spyro GP down the line with Bionca, Elora, and Moneybags
And Egg Thief, I want my boy in.
GOGOGOGOGOGOGO THE WEEKEND BONUS IS ON AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I think repeated Prix themes are inevitable if they plan for the game to last a long time
There is a reason we didn't see baby Cortex and tropy this Prix despite them having data
You're slower than a Beenoxian Glitchmorph!
>leaves lobby
You've crossed me for the last time, Liz. Wowie, hahahaha.
The last. Time.
I hate playing video games too user.
He's getting a shitty Humpty dumpty skin. It was datamined.
Why does N. Trance get so many skins while my boy Geary doesn't have a single one?
Attention all underlings!
Show me your karts or i will use my power to summon an unspeakable evil!
sucks for them, I won it then i stopped playing at news of microtransactions.
i got burned out but STILL.
Someone on the dev team has a huge bias for eggboy. His model and personality were both vastly improved.
And then another with the YotD squad
He's australian. He's an alcoholic
Heey, its me UKA UKA! Don't listen to this fool!
just hitch a ride on the beach and relax!
That's it, you've done it now!
FUCK, I didn't even realize how much I wanted the Egg Theif
BEEEEEEEENOOOOOOOOOOOX!
Our time is here.
Seriously thought I would hit that Coco backmarker.
Dont dew et
What sorcery is this?
Don't do what? This?
You dont have the guts to do the rest.
>this thread is still up.
Impressive.
What's with the fucking super engines out of nowhere
could be a screenshot after they got an item block and the box is scrolling through all the choices whilw it happened to be on super engine
No, people are actually getting super engines online.
HOW IN THE FUCK
DO YOU
WIN ELECTRON AVENUE
SHIT FUCK SHIT
THIS TRACK IS RAINBOW ROAD WITH ADVANCED AIDS
Don't test me, post karts or great evil will come
uh huh
That's by design so you spend on shit that kinda want but then sees something you really want I needs to use more money. Shit like mobile games use that all the time.
>my bro Komodo Joe isn't Acceleration
FUCKING BOBBY KOTICK
Learn to U-brake,nerd.
HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP
How did I just get a super turbo engine in an online race? Was anyone else aware of this? webm coming soon if you need proof
>me
We are not getting the bunny and faun bitches, are we?
she's not in? are you fucking kidding me?
>U-brake
you hold down square for that, right? or whatever brake is on PS4
lmao nevermind, first im seeing this. Is there a method or is it a random choice
Screenshots here not just you
I got one and it fucked me into 5th place because I was so shocked I even got it
We all know, they've been messing with items distribution since release but this just proves it.
It's just a tier 1 blue fire that lasts less than 10 seconds and can't be kept so it's not really gonna help you that much
Invisibility WHEN?
>Here's your engine swaps, bro
no fucking way
THIS
FUCKING WHEEEEEEEEEEEEENN
Turbo engine item is kinda shit tho
>Tier 1 blue fire
>Only lasts a few seconds
>Can't be kept even if you do perfect powerslides
I was playing all this morning and I didnt pick up a super turbo, maybe this happen alongside the weekend bonus
How the fuck would that help you online?
Missiles and orbs can't lock-on to you.
Down+right or Down+left and brake. You can pretty much take any sharp turn as much as you want. and the main reason why Speed is objectively the best class and almost exclusively has all the World Records.
It HAS to be down+right/left otherwise you lose your reserves.
Immune to clocks and warp orbs
I'd say "missiles can't lock-on" but let's face it they don't lock-on anyways
Super Engine is only for this weekend according to Mite be perma if you let BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEnox know how you feel "on social media"
Nah man, Missiles only lock on to you, but they dont lock on to anybody else.
Where can I find this "social media" they talk about?
Cant wait for the twana or nitro girls carts, those are gonna be tough weeks
>Finally, you may have noticed at the start of the Back N. Time Grand Prix that everyone who had received the Championship kart from the Nitro Tour Grand Prix immediately received the Back N. Time Signature decal. This decal was meant to be locked until the end of the Back N. Time Grand Prix, for those who finished in the top 5% of either Leaderboard. It was inadvertently unlocked early, so Beenox has been at work creating a whole new Signature decal as another reward for those who finish this Grand Prix in the top 5%.
At least they were honest about it. And this is a better way of going about it then "fixing" the bug and taking away the first decal from people who otherwise wouldn't have hit top 5%
Probably a request by Vicarious Visions since they did make N.Trance and the Nitro Kart tracks after all
I swear this company sometimes....
>Rainbow Road
>widest roads in the game
>got this while in first on skyway
>used it while i had blue fire and just rode it for a solid 8 seconds before i boosted again
Thank you Beenox, very cool.
Oh good, I haven't paid any attention to my rank either after getting the last thing. But I won't use this decal anyway, just like I haven't used anything else like this, so I don't know why I even care
This should've been a feature for regular turbos. They're pretty useless as it is
>adjusted power up distribution rates
>no details whatsoever
>presumably no changes to warp orb speed
More excited for Nina than Spyro
Completionist autism
Well im definitely telling them to keep it, its much better than clock spam and lmao 5orb.
The title explicitly mentions warp orbs so something has to have happened.
>trying to grind Turn win skins
It's awful Jim
Enable the 1-lap races cheat and grind Roo's Tubes solo for a few minutes.
Youre not applying yourself enough.
Hi-ya!
Crane pose
Samurai outfit
I've been 4-5 races without a clock or orb
>"Kanpai!"
Aaaaaaaaaah USF on every map aaaaaaaaaaaaa
racist retards fucks, china is not japan
Yayafags arent racist theyre just weeb retards.
It only last 10 seconds and doesn't stack with reserves, it's not as broken as you might think but yes, if you have SF it kicks you into USF
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Same but now I'm kinda starting to miss the chaos
WHAT THE FUCK BROS I THOUGHT WE HAD CHEATED THE SYSTEM WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
Anybody else stop doing this GP after unlocking Baby T? I can't wait for Spyro and will grind if he has unlockable skins in the next GP but this one was just ZZZzzzZZz
I won't miss getting hit by an orb which then makes me bounce off the fucking goddamn ledge almost every race. Or getting clocked mid jump constantly. Fuck that.
I'm just grinding my way to the top 10 on the nitro board
I don't care about the spyro gp at all but it won't stop me from doing the same thing I did this one and the last
So what happens if you get clocked while you have a super engine? They've never interacted before.
Is the online working? Everyone suddenly got booted while I was the host, and now I can't find any games
How the fuck do I keep reserves as turn? It's so demanding and especially frustrating when Tropy dabs on you a mile away
Why does everyone use the classic soundtrack?
I don't
I can't hear anything except sound effects and voice clips
Have you tried boosting?
Because it has the Aku mask music
I use classic for ctr stages and new for cnk.
>drift
>veer off course even when counter steering
>spend more time snaking than boosting
Do a slight u-turn after the 3rd powerslide to adjust your trajectory. Other than that just suck it up and learn speed or accel character or wait until peenox decides to make your class not trash
Because it sounds better.
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Well for starters you're not used to it, i recommend practicing in tiger temple in the tight hallways, if you can consistently boost perfect twice without touching a wall you can feasibly win with turn now.
same
why do people find this can opener attractive? you people really don't have standards?
I played a little every day and got up to fake baby t. If you do at least one time trial and race online a bit with one of the grand prix characters you are sure to get a decent amount of points.
Where do you think we are?
Why do people find a character that was designed from the ground up to appeal to people that frequent this site attractive? The world may never known.
>Fuck Beenox
Fuck no
>Fuck Activision
Fuck sí
The more I've played this, the more I've started to dislike the blue boost heavy tracks. You rarely have good races on them because everything hinges on one thing and the speed differences get so big. Tracks like Tiny Arena and Papu's Pyramid are way better
Nice try
scary goth loli with a soft spot for fuzzy things
I'll give you Tiny Arena even though I hate that track, you get really good races on it, but the pyramid?
Fuck no
Yeah. Don't get me wrong, tracks like electron Avenue are cool and give lots of coins but the first one who gets lucky enough to keep his boost and not get hit by items is always the du king winner no matter. No amount of blue orbs and clocks will change that once you get a sizeable lead. I am not even that good and won a bunch by simply getting a shield or two and saving myself from items early on. Even when hit by multiple items later I still kept my lead.
One of the best tracks in the game
I cannot fathom the type of retard you'd have to be to hate based tiny arena.
Gotta disagree there, on blue tracks i usually face about 2-3 other players keep up and it gets surprisingly fun to catch up and overtake each other.
Even better example of why the new OST shit
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Imagine being this gay
>catch up and overtake
Nah, they fucked up and you didnt. Only way to catch someone with a lead is for a badly timed orb/clock that screws them but not you, a trap item on the track from the previous lap, or you get a mask and haul some ass. Missiles, bombs, and beakers dont go fast enough to hit someone at USF speed unless you nail them at a corner as they take a wide turn
They completely crapped the bed for CNK levels. CTR themes is a mixed bag. Some are better like the bosses fights but others are cancer
Depends on the track, I don't mind stuff like Cortex Castle, Thunder Struck or Blizzard Bluff where it's harder to keep the boost going
Better quality
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CNK had such a great soundtrack.
>His model and personality were both vastly improved.
What do you mean?
Anybody have that Nina vitamins gif
I hate how this game is now "Use speed type or get destroyed" meta going on.
user, thats how its been since the start of CTR.
Doesn't stop me from winning as Accelerate or even Turn.
Just BTFO'd three speedsped lobbies in a row with Turnchads get gud
Accel is just as good as speed.
It just switches to it whenever I boot up the game, and I don't bother to switch it back.
Default sound mixing in the game is pretty bad. Lower voices and SFX a bit, but I'm sure you knew that already.
didn't say that im not winning, it's just, you need to do extra effort and luck to win vs a good speed player.
>Balanced buff soon
I prefer doing that with my not Cortex, Turning's oversteering makes it very annoying for my taste.
>Default sound mixing in the game is pretty bad
It's worse than bad.
Sauce
Meant to say 'my boy Cortex', thanks phone.
I stopped after unlocking the kart.
Doing a few races a day so I don't fall out of the 5 percent but once I get my kart I'm taking a hiatus during the week or so before spyro
Could it be?
>do challenge
>don't get challenge completion
I'm losing my patience, might not even make all the gold rewards at this point
I just want Nina, Brio, Kong and Pasadena. I don't give a shit about babies or some purple dragon
cause i like it
Literally how?
I wasnt even attempting challenges and got all of the rewards well over a week ago by completing challenges entirely by accident.
YES! its a fish!
Imagine having taste this bad.
well I only just started doing them because fuck playing this game but still I want that god damn decal
*angry penguin noises*
I don't remember I just googled that shit
Based
Cringe
I want to POUND Isabella's tight bandicunt!
You have cleared out the shop, right user?
Not him but I was working on it
Bought all the wheels Wednesday
Just have like 8 costumes to go and a bunch of sticker packs but I don't care to get any of them
Yes, all the more reason this GP needs to end already. Not that user btw
>H*xbox
How
>H*xbox
What?
Already fucked up a bumper playing this game. I've made a lot of poor choices in life and this is one of them.
Calm down Chris Chan
Hecking box
Still working on it
Only 7 Skins, 33 Decals, and 13 Sticker Packs to go...
Same here but Switch w/ Pro Controller.
Except I fucked up my right index finger. Now whenever I wake up it's stuck in like a frozen rigor mortis like state and I can't move it without causing slight pain for a good five minutes as my body adjusts. I know it's because of CTR because it locks up whenever I position it like I would if I were using the controller and boosting
lmao I'm dead
I used to get that. It eventually went away for some reason.
Thanks, I was gonna make this edit and now I dont have to. Saved.