Did you help her?

Made me Chuckle.

>give her to the assassin
>take his money
>kill him
>get rewarded by her
>kill her too

Name 10 (ten) interesting quests in Skyrim.

I'm struggling to name one.

Most of the daedric ones

Yes, in my first run in xbox 360.
As soon as I played the game on pc I not only helped her but used the commands to marry her.

>go into spooky house
>hear spooky voice
>new monk friend tries to kill you
>perform lethal self defense
>get spooky mace
very interesting

Formely Sneedle

That one where you have to go into a crypt full of draugr to find that thing comes to mind.

i am a racist but want a brown girlfriend

>talk to guys at gate
>run to bannered mare
>follow her up stairs
>wait for her to pull knife and start convo
>run back outside and then through the gate
>tell the guys where she is
>run back to bannered mare
>lead her outside
Quest done in less than two minutes and I get my 600 septims.
Who gives a fuck if she was guilty or not?

yes, also I unistalled all the nudity mods I had, cause I would just kill woman to see them naked and smell their puss, I targeted mostly argonias.

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The quest where you have to go in a dungeon full of Draugr to retrieve the quest item.

Lies. The dudes get moved to the ass end of a cave. Takes six minutes at least to do the whole quest.

infinite questing killed the game.

yeah I ELF'D her and have her locked in a shack next to that old witch in the abandon shack

this, because it was a shit quest design and everyone that just immediately involves the player, in their shenanigans, automatically should burn

only good thing about skyrim was the soundtrack
prove me wrong

Worst quest I ever played was the hellknight quest from Pathfinder Kingmaker.
It made Skyrim infinite quests look amazing.

Everything sounds boring when you boil things down like that. Thieves Guild quests are pretty interesting, some Mages Guild quests are interesting. The Thalmor Embassy one is pretty nice, etc etc. There's a couple

Explain why they're interesting user.

All of them

>argonians
>puss
It's called cloaca, so you can smell puss and ass at the same time

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On that quest now
Did she do it?

It's difficult to care about the guild(s) when your admittance is just handed to you. You can entirely fuck up stealing shit and still get into the thieves guild. You don't even need to be a mage to get into the mage's guild; cast a spell in any manner and wow you're in! Your experience is immediately devalued at the start. It's like making all romanceable NPCs bisexual; you can't be turned down.

You don't even have to learn a spell. You can use a shout.

Yes and then I used my sex mods to make her be my cocksleeve

they had a modeled pussy and ass with the mod, a cloaca is not that hot, only furry trash likes that shit

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yes I lead her right out of Whiterun so she could be captured for 500 gold

Scalies are furries too you furry faggot

With the Thieves Guild you infiltrate different places and, even though the AI might be flawed, sneaking is still one of the best playstyles which makes them interesting from a gameplay standpoint. Then there's also the mistery of who is going after the guild and later you get into Karliah and the Nightingales.
Mages Guild isn't that special but the last quest where you go to Labyrinth is pretty good.

Agreed, but I still manage to care about them. You just have to "roleplay" a bit and turn a blind eye to that stuff. If your character is going to be a thief you try not to fuck the guild before joining

Oblivion is the only good elder scrolls game.

This but unironically

Every Quest in skyrim is good besides the companions kinda sucking

Killed her and the other redguards, fuck redguards

No they are lizard people you dumb fuck.

>the mage guild quests are interesting

The only thing interesting about that questline is how amazingly fucking bad it is. Hands down the worst one in the game. Poorly written, terribly executed, an absolute marvel of poor questmaking

proabbly like 2 in the theives guild, everything else was shit. I can remember 10x more oblivion quests.

True, you don't even learn shit, you have to buy books and crap.

Is shadow warrior supposed to be retardedly op?

You guys have very low standards.
The only good thing you can say about the thief quest is that you sort of act like a thief.

>burning bee hives or some shit in that island in the middle of a lake
>challenging that guy to a drinking contest and waking up in a shire to the love god and figuring out all the shit you did last night
>whatever the first quest was that enters dwarven ruins and you see damn robots and centepide monsters
>whatever the fuck blackreach is
>when you wake up the vampire lady who has the elder scroll and she asks who the king currently is and you can reply with "thats actually up for debate right now." makes me kek everytime
>that time a mannequin started doing an idle animation in my house i built and i would never go in there again.
>figuring out how the oghma infinium bookshelf exploit works
cheating, but
>that time i installed a height stealing mod and made the jerk elf in the dragonborn dlc have a negative height so he was walking underground upsidedown and i had to talk to the bottom of his shoe to get the quest to continue.
not even near 10 and its not that interesting, but hey i tried. i know the game is ass, but thats what i remember from my experience. i still get sucked in for a few hours here and there. trying to make one of these playthroughs my last. somehow i keep starting over after a certain point on different systems. i just want 1 100% file to call it quits.

>you can't be turned down
Except by the only companion with whom you develop anything resembling a relationship.

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Why did they do that again

the enetire dark brotherhood quest is pretty good

i kill every darky in skyrim everytime.

>they don't roleplay a 200 hours playthrough with 200 mods installed
Started the playthrough on June of 2015 and finished it on May of 2018, and it was one of the best gaming experiences I've ever had

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This fucking infuriates me
how come the developers never thought of the posibility of someone liking serana and wanting to marry her after all what happened?

thots don't believe in marriage

>how come the developers never thought of the posibility of someone liking serana
Oh but they did. They wouldn't go out of their way to deny it to you if they hadn't

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>I DONT LIKE TEMPLES!!1!
Todd is too dumb to know people can have relationships without literally marrying in a temple

How the fuck do you get to this level? I got to level 50 and had jack shit left to do, do you just legenday everything 5 times?

>skyrim bad
Cringe

I mean she's gf anyway she just thinks marriage is stupid

i killed both sides

I play on legendary and I'm level 50 at 70 hours in and haven't finished 1 questline yet

Kys fag

I changed between Expert and Master, depending on how bullet spongy some things were. I did the main quest, DLCs, Companions, College of Winterhold and whatever side quests I found, minus most Daedric 'cause roleplay. That's really it, although it was a shame to finish the playthrough 3 levels short of what was originally the max level

But why
She clearly loves me

If you do it fast enough you can catch them pretty much before they even leave the city. You literally have to sprint the entire time more or less though. Also best ending is killing both of them at the very end.

I had so much sex with her

her tits were massive

If you help her you see more Redguards in Skyrim. I want less. The choice is obvious.

Going past level 81 is retarded
Way to op

That honeymead something island for the Thieves Guild.

>best ending is killing both of them at the very end.
Why

that one quest with the dungeon

t. blacksmith

>If you help her you see more Redguards in Skyrim.
How so?

>play fo3 before any tes game
>yfw the quests are better written in fo3 than skyrim

Damn fucking right.

uh, yeah

One with reenaction of Kagrenac's experiment. Dawnguard and Dragonborn main quests were also pretty interesting at times.

Yes, but the thing is neither decision felt 'right' to me. She felt like an unreliable narrator obscuring the truth, and the alternative would lead to her being executed.
There's an extensive quest in Falkreath where you discover a huge cover-up involving corrupt politicians and guards, sending you searching all over the town for answers before being imprisoned and breaking out with hardened criminals who slaughter everyone in the town and give you access to their hideout after the quest.

There's another one where you have communicate with the ghost of a dead girl before she finds peace and uncover a vampire from a local coven has brainwashed one of the villagers with plans to take over the town.

Another one where you have to solve a series of murders and you can imprison the wrong person by mistake if you aren't careful.

The one where you enter a haunted house with a vigilant when everything get possessed and you brutally put him down to serve a daedric god.

The one for the mage's guild where spirits infest the town turning everything into chaos and putting them down at a low level can be a hard without dying.

The Dark Brotherhood questline which culminates in tracking down a psychopathic clown or sneaking aboard a passing ship while impersonating a chef in order to kill the emperor in his cabin, who accepts his fate.

The standoff in the mage's guild with a power obsessed Thalmor agent which grants you a staff to close future rifts across skyrim

The companion's quest that turns you into a raging werewolf consumed with bloodlust and lets you slaughter the guards in the city before coming down.

Romance options are seriously underrated in Triple A games, it's like the writers never experienced love or something. I wish they didn't just exist in niche RPG's and Witcher 3, it would be great if they could expand upon it in the next game.

>The one where you enter a haunted house with a vigilant when everything get possessed and you brutally put him down to serve a daedric god.
That one sucks ass, the vigilant goes crazy way too easily, and you basicaly have zero choice but to serve bal if you continue the quest and save the priest

>not wanting to serve a daedric god

I bet you also didn't like using the WABBAJACK

Yes but only because the Redguard threaten me and I repond with deadly force at the slightest provocation. Actually fucks up most of my other games.

>and the alternative would lead to her being executed
She deserves it though, nothing of what she talks about makes sense and/or is false

>DB finale
>talk to Emperor
>at the end don't want to kill him, no reason for that really
>can't just walk away
Fuck you, Todd.

>yes, also I unistalled all the nudity mods I had, cause I would just kill woman to see them naked and smell their puss, I targeted mostly
Base..
>argonias
Fucking filthy beast.

>no reason for that really
You're the Listener of the Dark Brotherhood, answering directly to the Night Mother herself. Out of all the complaints you can have about the game, this specifically is retarded if you got that far

>justice in some far away shithole
or
>big brown tiddies in your face
duh

This bothered more than not being able to marry the only decent girl in Skyrim even though the game hints at a relationship the entire time. It's just business though, you did take on a contract.
It just makes me think there's something more going on here, there's not enough information to go on

>Comparing shitty bal to Based Lord Sheogorath

>turn her in for reward
>kill the captors and take their curved swords
scimitars are cool but it was a shame how quickly you surpassed them at that point of the game just by doing a couple dungeons
also what happens to her after turning her in? does she just die elsewhere or do they actually take her away

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>Mind Break
>Moral Degeneration

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>there's not enough information to go on
Why in the ever loving name of fuck would she lie if she was innocent and had facts to back her up?
>Saadia would face no penalties for being critical of the Thalmor or Aldmeri Dominion in Hammerfell of all places
>tells you about the imprisoned Alik'r when moments before says how she has no idea they were in town
>takes refuge in an Empire allied town when Skyrim has plenty of other cities further away from Thalmor control
>the Thalmor already have agents all over Skyrim, yet instead of using their Justiciar they use Redguard spies
And many others. Kematu seems honest about the whole ordeal, and actually takes her away instead of just killing her there and then

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Holy moly, what an incely posty.

Only a bit

Based

>also what happens to her after turning her in?
They disappear from the game entirely, in-universe they return to Hammerfell so she gets a trial
You could later on go to Whiterun's Hall of the Dead and find her urn but that's a confirm bug with the engine

Curved

Nope sent that thot back to hammerfell

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She's not old, she just has facial scars from a former assassination attempt.

that's still 1 for 2.

the thot got what's coming to her

>skyrim good
pleb. we are both wrong and right at the same time, thats the truth

>serving
kek cuck
I use daedra fags for my own gain

>the vigilant goes crazy way too easily
Nope vigolents just suck

Fuck him
I did kill his cousin though

>There's an extensive quest in Falkreath where you discover a huge cover-up involving corrupt politicians and guards, sending you searching all over the town for answers before being imprisoned and breaking out with hardened criminals who slaughter everyone in the town and give you access to their hideout after the quest.
What

She's a lying whore though

Will turn her in
Hate liars

Assassinating the emperor.
With absolutely no ingame repercussions whatsoever

Why isn't there titty sucking scenes in skyrim without mods?

Hell no, the hist made them palatable to the men and elves

>>skyrim good
Yes
I am a patrician

Eh the emperor is mainly a face so yeah

He probably meant Markarth

litarrly, LIETERALY, the on int eh light house, i have 550+hour, also i drank a lot fo wine tonight

im sort of surprised they didnt give you a alternate option to join the silver swords and wipe out werewolves

>disliking bad people makes you an incel
okie dokie tranny

Silver hand are faggots

is skyrim better than conan exiles? i just got conan from a fitgirl pack (yep miners)