Die

They made it perfectly clear they don't want me in Skyrim.
I won't argue.

yea but theyre not exactly letting you go either

>Devious Devices is installed

Cyrodiil is supposedly pretty shitty during the events of Skyrim with a bigger Thalmor presence that's why someone would cross the border on foot

I tell them that my name starts with a Z like Zyle or Zandel. So I'm at the bottom of the execution list and won't get the chop before Alduin shows up.

True, but all I have to do is wait. Escape isn't assured but all I have to do is follow prisoner number two from the block.
The first two deaths are scripted so with that knowledge I'm not on the chopping block and Alduin is sure to crash the party when the Dragonborn is on the block third.

Immediately eradicate all scaly scum

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unless its bugged

Then I have to worry about the cart spazzing out and giving me a concussion.
But assuming the intro proceeds as normal I should be spared execution.

They're pretty rare so good luck with that user

join a thieves guild

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probably get raped constantly since i forgot to turn off my lewd mods

>Realize CHIM
>Open Console
>tgm
>enjoy immortality

Pray to God it's a modded version.

Personally I'd rather be isekai'd as my busty argonian amazon character and then just let everything with a dick use me.

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Start jumping to level fast

>virgin mode
>get to riverwood
>do the sven/faendal sidequest, screw both over
>marry Camilla, get in on the family business, settle down, hope no dragons burn us down

>chad mode
>hope the game is set on normal difficulty
>mix professions to get weapons and armor with 9999 in stats
>do main quest + companions + mages college + DLCs
>marry a hot Nord girl like Lydia, Aela, Serana, fuck it
>live life as King of Skyrim

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Kill myself.

>do the sven/faendal sidequest, screw both over
You're not the Dragonborn. You now have the ill will of a dumb Chad and a scheming elf targeted at you for the rest of your life with a real chance of physical violence.

>pick incredients
>mix random shit until they are expensive
>get rich
>keep invisibility and paralyze potions for surprise npc raping

>get isekai'd into the Helgen carriage
>you're not the Dragonborn though

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>Shitty little horse thief in that cart
No guarantees you're anything but a pasty loser.

Haha yeah every one the carriage is the dragonborn so some retard neet from another world is as well

Live the life I've always wanted. Even if it's following real world terms I'll be a master Pyro & Cryomancer with an army of enchanted mudcrabs. Hopefully the Hero that invades my home isn't a stealth archer so I can tell them I'm not a dungeon boss.

The position of the camera is that of the Dragonborn. The in-universe events don't change. If OP meant get isekai'd into pic related in a literal manner then we'd be the Dragonborn. Or at least have the opportunity to be it, if we went to Whiterun and did Bleak Falls Barrow

ARCHERS!

Jump on a bucket and pick it up

Set up a herbalist shoppe in Rorikstead and live out the rest of my days in comfort.

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I would proceed to kill every Lizard , Nord and Thalmor I would meet.

Can I get isekai'd elsweyr? if you sniff my skooma.

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>Not fucking them into submission
Gay

Would take too long. A sword swing is faster.

Fortify restoration
Fortify enchanting
Fortify smithing
Create dagger
DESTROY UNIVERSE

Let's be real, you'd all be fucking sluts at the local whorehouse.

Wrong. I'd be a slut at every whorehouse. It's called being cultured.

Based

Get those miles of interracial cock, you dirty bitch.

Find the tallest orc gf I can, dick optional.

Make skeletons.

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Rent an inn room, close the door and then crouch down and walk into the wall until I'm basically invisible to everyone

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Achieve CHIM

Do I carry over as my irl person or do I become a TES character? Does the universe I am in use the game rules or the lore rules?

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I wonder how different argonian pussy is compared to the more human races.
My only guess is that its warmer cuz I read lizards insides are hotter than any other animal.

Assuming that argonians operate like real world lizards, it would be room temperature. Lizards are cold blooded, so their core temperature is entirely based around their surroundings.

This is unlikely however, as real world lizards cannot survive in a climate like Skyrim's. So they're likely warm blooded just like us.

This is why I come to this place

Wait, is Skyrim VR finally compatible with porn mods?
Welp, guess its time to open the wallet and get a VR set...

>Two men in Riverwood vie for Camilla's attention—Faendal and Sven. The Dragonborn can play a part in which of the men she chooses by getting involved in the quest "A Lovely Letter." If she marries the Dragonborn, both men continue to express interest in her. Faendal will still visit Camilla, even if she is living with the Dragonborn in another city.
Is Camilla the cuck choice?

She's the garbage coding choice.