I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT

I'm not a gamer, so maybe they'll respect me.

SKYDIVING
OUT OF THE WINDOW

Daily reminder that reddit-tier plebeians haven't figured out that a professional voice actor cannot imitate a profanity laced drunken rant.

youtube.com/watch?v=k78AsNVlvdU

IT'S POSITIVELY PERILOUS!

Mike's been dealing with severe autism for almost 20 years now, he's come to realize that directly saying "no stop asking me" is the only way to make retards stop.

that just makes you a beta cuck!

The best part about this whole scene was the fact that Memphis's hand motions were completely on-point with the dub.

Based Mike

fuckin classic

Genuinely feel sorry for him. Deals with unprofessional retards on a daily basis.

WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU’RE GOING, KEKER?

COOLAMUNDO

Fortunately he's well aware that it's just a very small minority. He's survived everything SEGA and the fanbase can throw at him from voice actor purges to well... The fanbase.

Pollock is actually a really swell person who isn't afraid to interact with people on a personal level and treats his job like a job.

eggman > omega > mephiles > (sa2) sonic = shadow > tails > (06) sonic > knuckles > amy > elise > rouge

I'm aware, but I imagine certain cases of concentrated autism can be stressful, like with everyone asking him to make an announcement.

put silver in between knuckles and rouge

silver is at least equal to 06 sonic
everyone who isn't the top 3 is either bad or worse than sa2 in 06 but silver and sonic still get a few good lines
unlike the voids of jokes that are elise and rouge

Put rouge over Elise, at least rouge attempts to be funny. Elise felt like someone’s girlfriend who wanted to get in on the fun, but had the humor of a cancer patient

>Pollock has been at it for 13-16 years
>Eggman's other 2 most notable english VAs both died in the same year and have been gone for over a decade now

Crazy stuff.

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poor Mike. Really surprised he hasn't shut down his twitter by this point

reverse amy and rouge

Yikes

Reddit meme

>I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT
youtube.com/watch?v=X-cfWM0BC_4

Just like actual Elise.
Silver is the ultimate enabler of humor.

I like Mike, he loves to dab on autists

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Based Eggman

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I feel bad for Mike having to deal with this dumbass fanbase

youtu.be/tQMEAh5rhsc
He sure does

anyone besides Mike who does this shit?

>tranny
Elaborate, you vile fiend

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Still, I would like to hear him say "Hrm hm hm hm. You fool, I have 70 alternative accounts!"

youtube.com/watch?v=po1qdT7mj-s watch all three and you will understand

i already have
elaborate, you vile fiend

I'm sure he would be willing to say that
He just doesn't want to do profanity

You are a quick watcher, user. But some of the VAs are "trans" and that means its bad! According to some.

the "girl" who voices Sonic is a tranny.

you mean silver?

He's faster than Sonic! He's faster than Sonic!

Sonic's VA is also a tranny, she's got a really good Sonic impression though.

damn, the joke's kind of ruined for me now that Mike had to tell his fans to fuck off with it

I HAVE DECIDED TO ANNOUNCE

MY RETIREMENT

I still want "You FOOL,I have 70 ALTERNATIVE ACCOUNTS! or "Welcome to the Realm."

Dan Green did some of Memphis's lines though.

i didn't even notice
almost like i can appreciate someone's work and not give a shit about their personal life

That makes you a normal human being.

i jack off to my little pony

Based

i'm hot topic

The girl who plays silver in the sonic 06 one sounds cute and i'd love to give her a soft pounding

Which one?

you mean which gen or which character? cause its g4 all of them

BULLSHIT

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Fuck you user Im dying

This. I’d like sauce at once

Took me a while to find it. It's slightly paraphrased.
twitter.com/SKmaric/status/1142374076452761601?s=19

I thought SnapCube was Rouge or Amy's VA. Still a damn good impression.

Well he's voiced hentai so it's not so surprising he'd do something.

I wish I had your mindset. What the fuck am I doing with my life? Whenever someone gives off the slightest hint of being a tranny, I suddenly get the urge know more. I don't even know I am looking for. Maybe, I just want know how deep they're in this shit or how much of a lunatic they've become, but why should I care? I accomplish nothing by scrubbing down their Twitter feed.

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that shit isn't funny. stop posting it.

Dan Green isn't currently voicing Sonic characters.

i love shit like this so much
i remember in danganronpa, the VA for a character read a troll line that was being circulated as from the NISA one

Get a psychiatrist

you sound deranged my man

this was never funny

Keep in mind that only a minority of these people are the super obnoxious tumblrtard ones: Most trans people try their best to keep their head down and not draw attention to the fact that they are trans and don't make a big deal about it.

It's an issue of confirmation bias: the only ones that stand out are the ones being obnoxious.

I know 3 trans people, all 3 of them are generally pretty chill, cool people who don't make a big deal out of shit and all 2 of the 3 have outright said that they think a lot of the dialgoe and debate only over LGBT stuff can get stupid at times.

>this is over a decade old now

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You're almost as crazy as they are.