What's your custom class, Yea Forums?
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What's your custom class, Yea Forums?
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Tree Chef
>mirror clerk
ITS TRUE, I AM AN NPC
please end my life
>balloon dietitian
oh god does this mean I have to give dobson advice?
>Couch grave digger.
So i work in a landfill that only buries couches?
>Controller auctioneer
Not bad.
Bill Margold seems to be a bro.
hair brush Bus driver
I'm the meta king
>Greeting card minister
A high-ranking member of a secret cult society that seeks to influence the general public by controlling the messages printed on pre-made greeting cards. Actively publicly shames those that make their own greeting cards.
>Poolstick Judge
Eh?
>Streetlight Prostitute
Welp. At least it'll be interesting
>spoon model
>Glowstick Handyman
IT'S RAVE TIME
>Cat Massage therapist
>Greeting Cards Magician
so essentially gambit while wishing you happy birthday or merry christmas
>Cell Phone Butcher
I mean, sure yeah
squish that cat
>Boom box meter reader
Oi yu got a loicense foh dat stereo macheen guv?
>Screw Porter
So what I'm an h-game protag?
>Cat Chef
really massacres my tiananmen square
>Milk Aromatherapist
So a healer that keeps your bones healthy. That's pretty damn useful, actually.
>Plastic Fork Bailiff
So I watch over plastic fork prisoners? Is this where the Toy Story fork would have ended up at?
>pen archivist
kino
>Doll Psychologist
Boring as fuck
>Milk Plumber
I brought my own pipes.
I like to plan my characters ahead, and give them class-related names.
>Thread Salesperson
desu kind of a broken build. Once you unlock Silk, the comfort synergies let you convert almost all of your craft points into extra gpt.
Stop Sign Taxi Driver
This is shit OP
Glass Museum Curator
I don't know what kind of game this is going to be....
Scotch Tape Solicitor
>Magnet customs officer
No illegal metal that has magenetic properties is getting past me
>Desk Social worker
Fantasy is disappointing sometimes
>camera make-up artist
I got Sun Glasses Customs Officer
>flag childminder
what
>Money Computer Programmer
Also known as the Fintech Salesman, Blockchain Consultant, or Electronic Rogue.
>photo album camera operator
Uh....
>chocolate priest
Beef Farm Worker
>packing peanut party planner
> bag customs officer
... that's so fucking boring.
Pengineer
>tv film producer
I got the powers of a jewish pedophile
rate my custom class
playing card electrician
I hate INT builds
> speaker pathologist
>Sailboat Coroner
>civil servant
very woke
>Greeting card interior designer
Pretty fucked
Yes, a professional one
These are just regular jobs
>fork
>Literary agent
I...what?
You make people smell milk
Muscle Wizard
(Use INT instead of STR for physical attacks)
>milk + lime juice
>milk + salty coins
>...
Soda Can Missionary. I believe I carry a bunch of different soda can and energy drinks and act like an alchemist. My goal is to perfect my greatest drink, zero ultra, to attain the powers to meet God.
>Chalk crematorium worker
What
plastic fork Bodyguard
>Toothbrush Composer
HAHAHA. ALL SHALL BE CLEAN!
what am I supposed to do as a Mousepad Handyman?
>Immigration Officer
That's fucking boring, it sounds like a thing that already exists. Fuck.
You clean the cum from anime titty mousepads.
>Sketch Pad Street Entertainer
I think this actually exists.
>cat nurse
Wtf no i hate animals reeeee
So are you a priest made of chocolate or "The Priest of Chocolate"? I need to know.
>USB drive gas fitter
sounds retarded
>mp3 player astrophysicist
what in the god damn
>Bow Party Planner
Honk honk
>Needle Dental Nurse
Open your mouth and say AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Toilet Coastguard
That's about the largest body of water I'm competent enough to be trusted to protect and watch over.
s'o'y sauce packet Salesperson
>Deodorant Children’s Entertainer
>Zipper Diver
>Bowl Lighthouse Keeper
Knocker-up was a legit job. Kids would do it. The idea was that they'd get up at the crack of dawn and literally go knock on people's doors and windows to wake them for work, in an new era where people's shifts were not necessarily dictated by the sun itself, and the concept of an alarm clock was essentially nonexistent.
It was the paper-route of the first industrial revolution.
House Cleaner.
Fuck this.
>Clamp Anaesthetist
I've always wanted to work in vice
>helmet minister
I dont know how to feel about this; A sort of battle priest?
head polisher basically. I'd get started by going to /gif/
Desk Cupboard Maker. I guess it's nice for extra storage.
Clock Gardener
>USB Drive Domestic Cleaner
absolutely
>rug immigration officer
Lamp Film Director
>acunny@manlystewart
>a cunny @ man
>A cunny at man
It's your job to check both men and women coming into a country, specifically their pubic area, to determine if they're keeping up with modern-day pubic hair length regulations. If anyone is rocking a 70's 'fro down there then off they go back to Bulgaria or whatever shithole they came from.
>Persian? Nice try axminister, back of the fucking queue. Next!
>Tatami? Going to need you to backa up gaijin.
>carrot chef
EAT YOUR FUCKIN CARROTS user
YOU WON'T GET ANY DESSERT IF YOU DON'T EAT YER CARROTS
BTW DESSERT IS CARROT CAKE
I haven't played this case, is it in one of the new ones?
>Sampler of drugs
>Electric bath attendant
>Running about
we have not changed in 200 years
What about a beverage to wash it all down?
How do I defeat Clerk Supreme?
Asking for a guildmate.
vagina inspector
>when you're next level
>When was this last fumigated?
>Oh deary me, this can't be to code
>Look at the mould on the walls. I'll hate to cite that mate.
>deodorant art critic
What?
Sounds like a blaxploitation film
Bookmark Surgeon
I don't know what that means, but it sounds cool.
>52 years an imbecile
Thread gas fitter.
Oh vey...
Packing Peanuts Park-keeper
You operate on browsers with terminal downloaded searchbar and spyware tumours.
>Proprietor of midgets
>Cow-banger
>spring interpreter
Can I respec
No way in hell!
>Floor Cleric
Do I have the ability to cast holy magic that repairs floorboards and tiles?
>Pillow Comedian
I think it just said I'm bad at having sex.
milk lift engineer
I don't know how to do my job :(
>apple art dealer
Gun nun
>Thread Warden
BEHOLD FOOLISH MORTALS, JANNY HAS COME TO DESTROY YOUR PITIFUL THREAD
Kek
>chair health visitor
is this viable?
>ice cube tray property developer
Wut
>Chapter book foster parent
Sounds like a noble job i guess?
bottlecap hairdresser
>Rusty nail dental hygienist
Sounds fucking brutal desu
>Doll horticulturalist
Truck lifeguard
Hell yah baby
>Scotch tape Conservationist
Toilet pop star
>Shovel Surveyor
>Knife Cleric
Oh FUCK yeah
Summon the holy word of stab
>Radio Book maker
there was even a job for people who wake up the knocker-ups.
>Helmet Archaeologist
Wait until i get my hands on a Crown of Domination it's my BiS
My cat will literally let you pet and rub her for hours, she would dig that
>Floor Surveyor
Alright then.
>Seatbelt Mortician
>count as female
Being a trap was a job apparently, lewd
>cow-banger
Extremely lewd
>fish-bender
Lewdety is getting to high
>drowner
Basado
>Needle Factory Worker
Given the chance of getting literally anything, I still get a boring job
Either that or you spend your life digging up the dicks of dead men.
Sounds like a team to me.
Nah i just dig up helmets
>ipod sales person
How boring.
>Street Light Veterinary Surgeon
what the shit
Sounds like one of those vietnamese underground doctors that fixes people's injured animals on the street
Tomato farmer.
Ok?
Glowstick inventor
Get to spend all my time at raves UwU
i'd let her teach me about elf sex, if you catch my drift.
Bread drug dealer
Sounds like some kinda dystopian future thing
Yah I got ur sourdough right here baby that will be uhhhh a whole uhhh tree fidy
Credit Card Surveyor
ig im an indian scammer fuck
television missionary
>knife chemist
>Beef leaflet distributor
.... kinky
>model car crematorium worker
Welp, that's a very niche profession.
>Sandal Probation Officer
No flipflops will go back to a life of criminality on my watch
>1000 degree knife videos: the class
>Shovel firefighter
WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A HOSE ALL I NEED IS SOME DIRT AND MY TRUSTY SHOVEL
>plate psychologist
I understand plates now I guess
>Paper printer
It’s too real
>Keys Bodyguard
Shit, I'd bodyguard anyone's keys if they paid me to.
>refuse collector
>spec tree is a mop and a bunch of crap
You already know who it is
>Packing Peanuts Police Officer
I guess I capture criminals and literally ship them to jail.
>soda can fisherman
Yeah, I've reeled in cans before. Shit, how does it know?
>Milk Lap Dancer
>Sponge Sportsperson
what the fuck
am I spongebob I don't get it
>Carrot Teacher
>Beauty Therapist
I guess I advice hot chicks or something?
>Towel dental hygienist
TOWELS DON'T HAVE TEETH
WHAT DO I DO WITH MY LIFE?
>tomato interior designer
Okay.
>Eraser of Independent Means
Underrated
>Door Career criminal
Knife Train Driver sounds pretty fucking awesome.
Is there a market on Yea Forums for Thread Estate Agents?
>bed Chauffeur
honk honk. get in faggot, we've got porno to make
Welcome to TimeTeam 40k. In the grim darkness of the future there is only a cloned cyborg version of Tony Robinson
>Well you see Tony, this is an ancient 21st century "feminine" penis.
sponge astronomer
This truly shows how timeless shitposting is holy fuck
>we have not changed in 200 years
Human civilization has always just been a giant shitpost
The graffiti from Pompeii is a much better example.
>III.5.1 (House of Pascius Hermes; left of the door); 7716: To the one defecating here. Beware of the curse. If you look down on this curse, may you have an angry Jupiter for an enemy.
>lip gloss social worker.
im okay with this.
Spring Barrister
Okay then...
>rubber band sports coach
never heard of it, looked it up on google it's full of people during weird fucking poses
i thought /fit/ just lifts weights but its just a bunch of bullshit
>stop sign engineer
nice, sounds cushy
Sounds like a job that makes powerful enemies user. I'd be fucking careful.
Television Factory worker.
>Cork Soldier
Sounds deadly.
>Knife Psychologist
Not sure what that entails, do I cure patients by using knives, or do I council troubled knives?
Either a marine or a very bored man in Scotland.
>tire swing lapdancer
Sexy.
>bed police officer
Any class that lets me work from bed is fine by me.
Wagon Private Investigator
People don't kill people, weapons kill people. Your job is to find out why weapons have it out for us.
>I think I have mental problems, can you help me?
>I'll take a stab at it.
>Milk immigration officer
So I work for french customs?
Water bottle nun
Hail holy hydration I guess
Wallet Interpreter
Criminal Dressmaker
My dresses are so bad im considered a criminal?
You guys.
cat prostitute...
>Vase Security Guard
Oh hell, I'm one of those generic goons that get gunned down en masse in action movies and video games.
Unless I get really good at it. Maybe I'm one of the few security guards that actually gets the fuck out once shit goes down.
Cue scene of lone security guard who thinks he gets away but runs right into the movie/game antagonist and suffers even worse
>ipod art dealer
Cat Broadcaster.
>Checkbook Preacher
No, you make dresses for criminals to wear when they perform heists at fancy parties.
You run one of those adoption center webcams of the cats playing.
I'll buy a million.
I thought the webcams were mostly used at dog camps.
Embrace it, fucker!
Cinder Block Magician
Hey, this job might be alright.
>outlet fisherman
You could work in adventuring or in construction.
>floor spec'd Carpenter
not bad
>Canvas Undertaker
Is this good?