What the fuck, japan
What the fuck, japan
sex bad violence good
het bad
dilate good
That's retarded even for sex though. You're stroking the console instead of your dick and don't have a free hand left.
>he doesn't have a chill bro to take turns jerking off each other
I pity you
I miss sony handhelds and I actually mean the PSP era
I see nothing wrong with this
People like you are part of the reason PS Vita failed
Holy shit are you late.
Literally all the blame is on sony america.
What about sex good violence good? when will that happen?
That's pretty hot
try living in detroit
Is monster monpiece worse than the usual compile heart game? I prefer games with female protagonists but I don't want to wreck my touchscreen.
>tfw no cute girl to stroke
>violence good
Not anymore.
I wish that were true.
I miss 1 and 2 on 3ds. This game doesn't even have gameplay. Where the fuck are my giant monster to fight?
The story is retarded and basically filler. You'll miss nothing by skipping it all and only playing the card game.
It's surprisingly fun for the card game part but the touch screen minigame to power up your cards gets a bit annoying later on. It's not super deep or anything though so by the time you get to the end of the story you'll probably have had your fill of the gameplay. It's worth grabbing on sale, but in case you weren't aware in the English Vita version about a dozen cards are missing their extra lewd level 3 artwork, and the PC version doesn't have online multiplayer.
You sure there's good sex in detroit? With all the niggers and junkies?
Ironic how the Japanese are prudes IRL while in the west pretty much all women are whores
FFBP
There was some iOS game that a friend of mine had which involved shaking the fuck out of the phone to remove clothes from the girl. A bunch of people would root for him at school. Can see him playing this kind of vidya
nice expert opinion faggot
you'll get sex in Detroit either you want it or not
t. fat roastie
you either underage or autistic.
Both cases do not exclude you being a massive retarded faggot.
>ios game
>school
I feel old