>co-worker starts talking about videogames
Co-worker starts talking about videogames
Nicholas Adams
Brayden Watson
>coworker starts talking about feed and seed
Oliver Murphy
>co-worker makes the same thread over and over and over
Adam Allen
>co worker says SNEED
Michael Reyes
>coworker starts talking about fiancé
David Jones
>co-worker is trying to work on his break while I'm talking about Video Games
Joshua Long
>co-worker starts talking about Yea Forums
Owen Collins
>coworker laughs at something expecting you to ask whats so funny
Andrew Bailey
>co-worker takes out Switch during lunch break
Aaron Kelly
>coworker expects me to care about her boring love life and has mistaken me for her therapist
Dylan Green
>coworker is named jim
Lucas Morales
>Co-worker is one of you faggots
Easton Harris
>co-worker starts talking about videogames
Ayden Williams
>co-worker starts waging war against skeptics
Cameron Diaz
SNEED
Carter Bell
>coworker starts talking about feed and seed
Luis Watson
>co-worker starts preaching the gospel
Brayden Rodriguez
>co-worker makes the same thread over and over and over
Angel James
co-farmer starts talking about city slickers
Charles Powell
>co-worker invites you to his/her place to play vidya games and eat tons of Domino's pizza
Elijah Thompson
>coworker is trying to be pseudo intellectual bringing up FBI crime statistics
Hudson Evans
SNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
Jackson Rogers
>co worker says SNEED
John Morris
>join in
Austin Butler
>coworker starts talking about fiancé
Cooper Cruz
>coworkers are shopping on Sneed's
Hudson Clark
>co-worker is trying to work on his break while I'm talking about Video Games
James Collins
>elder coworker talks about politics (AKA just worthless gossip about Trump) for the entire duration of lunch in the breakroom every fucking day
I SINCERELY HOPE YOU DIE SOON GREG
Robert Ortiz
>co-worker starts talking about Yea Forums
Andrew Torres
>co-workers think CHIM is non-canon
Blake Hill
>coworker starts talking about friends and significant other
Thomas Morales
>coworker laughs at something expecting you to ask whats so funny
Parker Wilson
>coworker hasn't had sex
Adrian Lewis
>co-worker takes out Switch during lunch break
Hudson Kelly
>
>coworker tries too hard to make something an inside joke
William Perry
>coworker destroys dallas
Camden Garcia
>coworker is
Carter Foster
>Chad redneck mentions that he's beaten both kotors
Blew my mind
Jace Long
Have you tried having a conversation with them user?
I mean i'm really spergy but my life has been going a lot better since I actually started holding conversations with my coworkers.
Easton Perry
>user stares at him, snickers, and then shitposts on Yea Forums, feeling pretty smug about himself
Samuel Edwards
> Co-worker that doesn't play video games wants to start a conversation with you by asking what kinda games you play
Dominic Martinez
>coworker says based instead of nice
Christian Ross
>overheard manager talking to a coworker
>hear him say the phrase “PC master race”
Get me out of here
Carson Powell
>someone tells me irl that they go on Yea Forums
Eli Cruz
Theyre rpgs, its not exactly hard to beat them. Plus, they arent exactly obscure.
Brandon Wright
Gavin Brooks
I had someone do this completely without irony in a summer course this year. He also loudly complained about women and his bad luck with them when anybody tried to hold a conversation with him. What a faggot.
Bentley Miller
based
Xavier Carter
>Co-worker starts telling me about his family while he sees I'm
>Playing a game
>doing actual work
>sleeping
Joseph Rivera
True but they do take a little more patitance to play through then your average shooter and I always saw Kotor as a little more obscure then most star wars games.
Luis Torres
>co-worker starts talking about videogames
Sebastian King
>this
>But it 5, 60 year old black men while I'm trying to play Pokemon TCG Online
Michael Bailey
>co-worker starts fucking my wife
Ryder Russell
>coworker expects me to care about her boring love life and has mistaken me for her therapist
Alexander Taylor
>Tfw all of your co workers are boomers and the only ones that you can talk about video games with work in other departments
Samuel Allen
>coworker plays league
I try to show them the light that is DotA 2, I try.
Dominic Cooper
>co-worker invites you to his/her place to play vidya games and eat tons of Domino's pizza
Oliver Ross
>co-worker starts talking about janny representation in videogames
Levi Ross
>co-worker invites you to his/her place to play vidya games and eat tons of Pizza hut's pizza
Ethan Lee
>coworker starts talking about videogames
Julian Richardson
>co-worker makes the same thread over and over and over
Grayson Robinson
>coworker starts talking about fiancé
Christian James
>co-worker starts talking about the soil pH
Isaac Green
>co-worker "borrows" you newspaper everyday
>Gets mad when i confront him
>Accidentaly spills coffe over my newspaper the next day
FUCK YOU DEREK
Parker Sanchez
> co-worker starts telling me about Destiny 2 raids
Connor Wilson
>co-worker is trying to work on his break while I'm talking about Video Games
Juan Perry
>coworker stops talking
Isaiah Lewis
>co-worker starts talking about Yea Forums
Jacob Evans
>coworker laughs at something expecting you to ask whats so funny
Carson Richardson
Not based and gaypilled
Adrian Turner
>co-worker takes out Switch during lunch break
Caleb Cooper
>coworkers starts spouting memes on trump
Luke Morgan
>coworker expects me to care about her boring love life and has mistaken me for her therapist
Ethan Gonzalez
>coworker keeps inviting you to social events and tries to get me to hang out with him
>keep making excuses because I don't want to admit I find playing videogames more fun than talking with him
He kinda weirds me out, no one else notices when I get my hair done but he always comments on it or how I'm dressing. Kind of annoying desu, I just wanna be left alone
Nolan Miller
>co-worker tells you a joke you just heard from someone else
Ayden Bailey
>co-worker gets fired for talking about video games.
Isaiah Powell
>commenting on your appearance and consistently trying to get you to hang out
Congrats on your new bf
Charles Cruz
>coworker is named jim
Austin Perez
>coworker brings up crime statistics
Justin Murphy
>co-worker starts talking about videogames
Aaron Murphy
>coworker says I'd look cute sucking black dick
Mason Smith
>co-worker literally says "lol" outloud
Xavier Baker
>tell joke to coworker
>he slightly chuckles
>he turns around and yells just what i said to him
>entire workplace erupts into laughter
>he gets promoted for being a funny lad
Mason Sullivan
>co-worker takes out Switch during lunch break
Jaxson Long
I'd be excited to talk about video games with a coworker. I work with all 45+ year olds that don't know about shit outside their job except maybe football.
David Robinson
I'm not attractive so that can't be it. I think he's just doing it because he's autistic and wants more people at his gatherings
Jeremiah Walker
>coworker starts talking about fiancé
Cooper Collins
>coworker won't let you see the aurora borealis
Julian Stewart
I accidentally do this sometimes. I always realize halfway through saying it and immediately change my inflection to sound ironic.
Please send help.
Charles Young
>coworker starts talking about feed and seed
Luke Young
>coworker brings out his switch during lunch break
>I bring mine the next day
>we play smash and have fun
>80 year old coworker lady asks if she can try
>let her have mine and she has a blast
>gets a switch herself and now we got a gaming grandma
I like my coworkers.
Asher Morgan
>coworker gets exited talking about their wife and kids and how much they love and care for eachother before asking about you about your family.
Cameron Young
>co-worker starts talking about Yea Forums
Nathan Russell
>take literature course in college
>instead of talking about class the professor spends one whole class period talking about how he was playing nier automata
I mean I'm glad it was a zero work easy A class but come on
Jace Ross
>Supervisor asks me about "Fortune" and "ReDot" back when The Fappining was happening.
Nathaniel Roberts
>co worker says SNEED
Brandon Clark
>i'm not attractive
prove it fag
Zachary Baker
>coworker starts talking about fiancé
Dominic Myers
>has co-workers that are nice enough to talk to him about stuff
>he mocks them for it
Matthew Hughes
>co-worker gets fired for talking about video games.
Nathan Long
>coworker starts talking
I just want to work and go home
let's not complicate this
Sebastian Lee
>co-worker brags about his rank in Overwatch
Dylan Nelson
Jace Roberts
>Coworker mentions in passing that he browses Yea Forums
Everyone is now afraid of him and thinks he's going to shoot up the place.
Dominic Hughes
>co-worker playing with his switch on his lunch-break
Grayson Barnes
What's the source for this reaction image friend?
Joseph Davis
>revealing your power level
>in public no less
>coworker is clinically retarded
Thomas Thompson
people who do this shit need to be shot
Xavier Walker
>Co-worker asks me every single week how many hours I do a week and if I want more (i.e hers) despite saying I'm fine every single time
Gabriel Moore
>coworker browses Yea Forums at work
Henry Stewart
ive been chatting shit about wow classic with coworker all week
id probably kill myself if i didnt have him to talk to
Zachary Stewart
>co-worker starts talking about how he psychologically tormented his bullies
Jose Sanders
>browsing Yea Forums is a powerlevel
This place is normie as fuck
Carter Nelson
>mention you browse Yea Forums
>everyone stops bugging you
all part of the keikaku
Caleb Sanchez
>Co-worker drops the hard R in a conversation.
Jacob Garcia
>coworker talks about fighting games and anime
>work is now enjoyable
Angel Perry
>work with close friend
>co-worker overhears us talking about fighting games during break
>starts saying he plays them quite a bit
>we invite him to come play fightan one weekend with us and other friends
>he's actually good
Dominic Garcia
>co-worker mains healers types
Christian White
>co-worker tries to relax on his brake while I'm talking about videogames
Blake Lewis
I understand that it's no longer obscure, dipshit.
The point i'm making is that it is not socially acceptable to browse Yea Forums. Coming here means that you hate women, love anime, and beat your meat to weird porn.
Grayson White
>taking a lunch break
>taking breaks at all
it's like you WANT to be at work longer
Jace Parker
You post in that board out back? You posted there your whole life?
Nolan Thomas
>Coworker browses Yea Forums at work
>walk over to his desk
>he quickly closes the tab and flips to reddit
Adrian Price
>hit 2/3
that ain't bad
I don't hate women
Ian Thompson
What the fuck is this picture
Jason Ross
>co-worker starts talking about porn
>all dull vanilla shit
Luis Green
>love anime
fuck off
Carson Rodriguez
>coworker draws an unsolvable rubiks cube
Anthony Flores
>try to be happy and participate in office stuff
>co worker takes me aside one day and basically tells me I'm not wanted and that apparently my smile looks weird and creepy
>now I just sit in my cubicle and conciously don't smile so I don't upset people
Gavin Smith
>I can't read subtext: the post
Even if you don't, normies will think you do.
Brayden Wood
Every day, what they’re laughing at is never funny
Jace Campbell
>co-worker asks "tits or ass"
>say "vagina"
>everyone's opinion of me goes up slightly to volcel
William Torres
>first job is at a game store during the holidays in 2006
>slowly find out some co-workers lurk
>go help out at nearby store since they're short-staffed
>actually see a fucking 'pool's closed' sign taped in a corner in the back room
I always pretended to not know of this place.
Elijah Nguyen
>Co-Worker makes out with you once and then never brings it up again but seems to act more flirty
Just tell me what you want
Adrian Stewart
>coworker has a undertale sans theme as a ringtone
this unironically happen 3 days ago
Christopher Allen
This shit drives me up the fucking wall
Hunter Ramirez
>coworker always eating junk food & getting pop from the vending machine
Jack Lee
It's just safer that way
Caleb Robinson
This is my wife's father's board, originally
Robert Davis
>tfw office is basically all women and can never have banter like this
Thomas Jones
>letting someone talk like that to you
>letting anyone take away your smile that easily
guaranteed whoever took you aside was an asshole who had no place telling you things like that
so what if the little petty gossip circle thinks you're a creep? are they going to fire you?
be a man
Julian Hill
>Co-worker complains about clients the second the store is empty rather than enjoy the rare moment of silence
fuck this too
Hunter Carter
>Workplace is a good 50/50, my schedule usually has me working with the girls
>Make sex jokes with them all the time often eliciting literal out loud laughter
Feels good.
Bentley Jones
why are people like this?
Oliver Martin
normalfag banter sucks ass
you have to tread lightly to not accidentally out yourself as an incel
Ryan Jones
Jlullaby
Dylan Peterson
>coworker either has the snake alert sound effect or mario coin sound effect for his phone notifications
Nicholas Sanders
*choking noise*
You do it for free?
Elijah Miller
>coworker makes a stinky accident
Lincoln Stewart
>coworker is a discord tranny
Tyler Harris
story
Jonathan Sanders
>co-worker starts talking about Smash
Camden Wright
Ignore these people. They're more lonely than you think.
Cooper Richardson
This was me today
Lucas Gonzalez
I've worked with people that were awkward but obviously wanting to socialize. You build them up, not tear them down. Fuck that co-worker.
Elijah Morgan
rednecks are massive xbots and they love normalshit like star wars
Evan Martinez
i fucking hate working with women the second there any down time they take as an excuse to moan about fucking everything
Brandon Gutierrez
If that's the way you wanna put it
Levi Williams
>coworker plays gacha on break
Kevin Anderson
Cringe if it's Megalovania
Pretty based if it's his actual theme
Benjamin Campbell
>coworker starts screaming "HE'S IN" to scared customers
Daniel Davis
>co-worker tell me he play x game for sooooo many hours
>like 100hours
Angel Garcia
>coworker eats his smelly soifood in the office instead of going out
>sits next to me while i'm working slowly, loudly crunching on his smelly shit
be a normal person and go out of the fucking office to eat fuck
Carson Sanchez
>coworker starts talking about playing Skyrim
Hunter Myers
be a normal person and talk to him about it instead of impotently bitching on a taiwanese basket weaving forum
Camden Butler
>mfw that guy says this to you because he fears you might take his postion as the funny guy and tries to turn you into the lonely guy again.
Joseph Wilson
>coworker makes shitty joke, laughs loudly and looks at me expecting to laugh
>laugh along like the beta I am
Jacob Morris
>coworker talks about how to creat the ultimate plate at Golden Corral
Colton Ward
This is actually pretty normal. Most people do it.
Zachary Cox
what a cuck you are, jesus christ stand up for yourself user
Alexander Sanchez
>hey dont you dare eat lunch here
yeah thats a normal thing to say right
Levi Walker
Yea Forums starts talking about vidoegames
Jordan Powell
>coworkers always asking to go on coffee breaks and to have lunch while I just wanna stay at the office finishing my stuff
Levi Murphy
>co-worker telling me a story about how the got slighted by someone the other day
>get invested and almost responded with "wow what a fucking nigger"
Luke Harris
I was that guy
>Joined a very small company where everyone is clearly close knit
>Pretty autistic and don't want to intrude so just keep myself to myself, it doesn't help that my desk is outside of a cluster so I'm essentially on my own
>They keep getting me involved and getting me to open up
>Eventually open up and get on with them
2 years later and still there. I love those pricks
Charles Nelson
>he works
Hudson Brown
if you think barking a command at someone is talking to them then you're beyond help
Colton Rodriguez
>coworkers start talking about work during lunch break
Kevin Campbell
How would I afford my own apartment, my motorcycle, a proper PC, videogames and food with neetbux?
Eli Davis
>Older coworker always complains about and weasels out of a specific task that nobody really likes doing, messing up the schedule you made that was well balanced and allocated everyone the exact same amount of time doing said task.
Connor Murphy
>getting mad over anime on Yea Forums
Julian Reed
>Jlullaby
thanks nigga
Asher Edwards
most people do this, but sometimes when I'm having a shit day I'll let my autism slip, pause for 2 seconds and bring up a different topic
William Fisher
>mfw a friend of mine ruined his opportunity to work in a office which only consisted of japanese office ladies
Christian Collins
>co-worker has big tits, cute face and a bubbly ass
Jose Turner
>boomer co-worker has decent taste in vidya games
reply if can relate
Hudson Peterson
Ahaha
Andrew Clark
>older coworker constantly breaks policy and procedure, mostly for people they know, just because it's easier than doing it properly.
Dylan Carter
>coworker says something I don't understand
>chuckle and hope it isn't important
Angel Thomas
>coworker starts talking about video games
>their taste is entirely meme "patrician" taste from Yea Forums
James Ward
>Female coworkers and customers complimenting my appearance a lot lately, like from 0 times ever to at least once a shift
>am gay
Logan Ortiz
>99% of customers are great and say good things
>1 or 2 crazies act like unreasonably cunts
>make complaints about me for whatever reason
>boss comes down on me about it
fuck off
Justin Mitchell
>Hey come look at this shit
>It's ghetto street fights volume 9
>he's laughing at people fighting in the streets
Kill me.
Colton Nguyen
I can't tell if I'm just autistic as fuck or what, because this drives me insane. I know it's an invitation to start a conversation but it's the most presumptuous one I can think of. Like, wow, I guess you expect me to give a single shit about what you're loudly giggling at? That's cool.
Parker Foster
>co-worker tries to find you a gf
William Foster
If you're doing your job just fine and your boss doesn't have your back, you should be looking for somewhere new to work.
That said, fuck customers. They are another species entirely.
Austin Parker
>user did you watch Game of Thrones!?!?!?!?!?
Isaac Cooper
>Co-workers start talking about sex
Xavier Gomez
>coworkers talking about videogames
>it's COD/BF
>on console
>after weeks of this shit they start talking about DMC
>oh shit it's my time
>start talking about how easy mode is the way to play
This actually happened, and it's why I don't talk about videogames to anyone.
I'd blame it on them being late 30's, but my mother is almost 60 and would slap their shit for playing games on easy. Didn't think people like that existed in the wild.
Jayden Diaz
glad its not just me fuck old people
worst part is they get away with murder just because they bumbled about the company for decades being dead weight but hey they are loyal dead weight
Thomas Watson
>coworker is an anglo
Noah Green
That's just being considerate. You don't have to force full on laughter, just grin and blow a bit of air out your nose, shake your head a bit, whatever. That's enough to placate people every time.
Angel Collins
>coworker brings a sallad for lunch
Carson Reed
>tfw had a colleague like this that I got on really well with
>Broke up with her bf and took some time off
>Found out she isn't coming back
She used to go to the gym after work and walked around in her yoga pants for the last hour. Goddamn it, I was so close
Lucas Cruz
>do that one too many times
>"Well? What's your answer user?"
Xavier Gray
Why people started saying based anyways? I feel like this started ironically at first, but just like everything retards started saying it seriously.
Dominic Lopez
>coworker is clearly a 4chin shitter
>tries seeing if I am through obscure vidya references
Rick, I know you're reading this.
Fuck off. I didn't deserve the ban for your shitposting on /w/
Jeremiah Cruz
This is exactly fucking it. Theres some crone at my job, literally the only person there I dont like, who is always slow, fucks about chatting to customers, deliberately ignores customers trying to make someone else help them, and whines whenever asked to do the smallest task. But she's been here for over a decade so she's still sticking around. Management needs to put her on review and advertise for younger talent. The most competent and hard working coworkers I have are the ones in their late teens-20s.
Chase Carter
Jonathan Parker
>coworkers never try to set you up with anyone and your shift is almost intentionally set up so you can't join things and meet people other than new coworkers
Aiden Williams
>work with europeons
>OI MATE YOU FOOTBALL GIBBLY BOLLY ON THE PITCH?
Luis Moore
>anglos
>European
Nolan Rodriguez
Chicken lickin
William Jackson
my grandma just made some kompot, feels good man
Matthew Price
>have all the free time in the world outside of work so am usually the first person to ask to fill in absent colleagues
>will say yes to overtime 8/10 times
>still feel dreadfully guilty the 2/10 times I say no just because I want the day off
Grayson Diaz
yes, no one authentically laughs at anything Yea Forums. we're all as sad and bitter as you
Xavier Gonzalez
Thank you Bunica!
Jaxon Evans
>Someone on your company's IP got permabanned for posting CP
Brayden Gray
>Get fired
>Supervisor puts on bad concerned sweet old lady voice to tell me I'm an awful person and all my co-workers say mean things about me behind my back.
I don't get it. Wasn't even an attempt to use weasal words to tell me they hate me.
Nolan Kelly
>boomer customer asks if I watch football/what team I support
>tell them I dont keep up with that rubbish
>look at me with disgust as if they wouldnt condescendingly call vidya or cartoons rubbish
Gabriel Kelly
>not just shrugging at them
user please
William Jackson
>rubbish
Gross an anglo
Easton Long
>got into the bad habit of vaping in the cripple bathroom at work
>bathroom is shared between a bunch of different offices on the same floor
>a week ago someone put up a sign saying no vaping or smoking indoors on the bathroom door
Jaxson Richardson
>co-worker is a 35 years old manchildren nintendo baby failed normalfag that only know about entry level shit and mobile games
>other co-worker is a 20 years old zoomer looking incel pc only fag that only play WoW and minecraft and watch e-celebs youtube video
Daniel White
>work
Luis Nguyen
>co-worker is afraid to chat about a socially-acceptable hobby in public
Sebastian Morales
>co-worker starts watching the last Death Stranding trailer.
Dylan Anderson
>having co-workers
>Being a wagie
HAHAHAHAHA
no wonder why this board fucking sucks
Isaac Watson
>coworker is an obsessed spaztic schizo
Mason Bennett
Sounds like a cool co worker that I’d like to work with, unlike you who seems to be an annoying chatty kathy
Thomas Roberts
>old job has hour or two periods of time where customers will likely not come in
>new hot guy at work does something that relates to my kink
>go jack off in disabled toilet pretending I was cleaning it
>do this several times over the course of this job
>new job constantly busy and me being absent at any time other than my break would mess with the flow
John Howard
>end up covering the majority of peoples sick days
>feel like human garbage when i need to take a sit day myself
i am beta eternal
Dylan Hill
Hey... I have the metal gear codec call as my notifiction sound
>PLEASE TELL ME THAT I DONT LOOK
LIKE A AUTIST
Kayden King
>older coworker likes to routinely fuck things up
>nobody documented it so it's dismissed
>I showed up and started documenting shit regularly
>now have 2 years of evidence proving he's broken policies, contracts, and laws
>waiting for just the right moment to use it and fuck him over
>have it backed in multiple locations in case they try to destroy my evidence again.
You gotta play the long game, anons.
Colton Wood
>mfw clock in early so I can get overtime and manager gets angry about it but doesn't really care because I do majority of the work so get at least an easy 100 more bucks on paycheck and avoid being near home with the psychos
Gavin Hall
you do
in fact it looks more autistic than having some actual obscure weeb shit because normlafags will recognise it as a video game thing and label you
Asher Thompson
The thing is they might not necessarily be breaking rules, they just underperform and dont get slack for it.
Adam Green
uh oh, you don't want to make him mad, unless you want thoughts and prayers
Christian James
>coworker realizes you love her but she doesn't love you at all but you are forced to meet her every single day of your life
Aiden Smith
>all these wagies
Dance for me slaves.
Oliver Green
Lil B
Jordan Torres
Kill yourself you mentally ill fag.
James Scott
I felt the exact same way until nobody wanted to cover a shift where I ended up in the intensive care unit of a hospital for 2 days.
Quit the day I recovered. Fuck that nonsense.
Gavin Barnes
>comes to weeb central
>cries about anime
Why do you do this to yourself?
Robert Long
An American rapper?
Grayson Sanchez
At your stage you don’t even know what love actually is
Isaiah King
>watching shit on my phone with ear buds in
>coworker tries to talk to me about the next COD
i literally don't give a fuck, leave me alone
Gavin Barnes
>Work group chat used mainly for news and announcements
>younger coworkers usually respond with actual sentencesand responses
>all boomers just post a thumbs up emoji en masse to everything said
Isaiah Roberts
>Taking a sick day
>Not just being sick at work
I never call in or take vacation, I have nothing going in my life and work is the only thing I do outside of sleep until I have to work again. I wish I could live at work.
Nathan Cruz
>in japan
>working with young office ladies
>they often tease me
for example
>girl a starts suggesting to me girl b likes me, makes girl b think i like her
>neither of us are interested in the other, but tease each other for a while both thinking the other likes us
That was awkward
Charles Ross
Wyatt Cruz
Nier automata has more literary depth than most things written in the past 25 years. The "meta" of literary criticism has like most art forms eclipsed the human capacity for self expression
Except maybe harassment architecture
Ian Brown
Huh, that's an interesting take on it. What do you do?
James Thompson
good stuff
Best fruit to use? I've made a great one with random frozen berries, and a mediocre apple/pear one.
Nicholas White
>Yeah, I've been obsessed with The Last of Us and Life is Strange, they're like the best games ever made!
Jordan White
>Nier automata has more literary depth than anything
Gavin Hill
>coworker starts talking about anything.
Henry Walker
>neither of us are interested in the other, but tease each other
Just fuck already
Brody Turner
No but seriously user, check out the CoD MW trailer! It's like going to be better than Battlefield dude!
Tyler Roberts
>coworker has dry cough
>coughing up a lung all day everyday for a month
thats me. sorry
David Sullivan
Oliver Miller
>video games start talking about co workers
Brandon Fisher
You ever farted in front of a customer, user?
Jordan Scott
>implying that from day 1 chan culture was not heavily influenced by anime/weeb culture
Moot made this place so he could talk about FMA. Cry more bitchnigga.
Henry Robinson
no but i wear lingerie under my clothes at work sometimes and touch myself under the desk when talking with qt's and maybe sneak a little upskirt photo
im a horrible freak but whatever mayn
Kayden Price
Denying reality due to knee jerk emotion makes you a psued, not embracing and accepting fact.
Oliver Wilson
newfag
Juan Myers
>co-worker says he is a gamer
>only plays LOL, Fifa, Fortnite and Overwatch
Daniel Martin
hate this feel
Cameron Baker
>Coworker always tells you random facts and tries to play word games with you when theres no customers
Josiah James
same but instead of what you just said, i jerk off into my shoes and walk around in my cum all day
Mason Anderson
>female co-worker often hits on you
>apparently doesn't do this with the other guys
>okay.png
>try to hit on her back too
>she doesn't play along
what. does. this. mean.
??'
Josiah Kelly
>coworker makes the same post 17 times per thread
Henry Parker
That's more games than I play. Got a problem with it, nerd?
Gabriel Bailey
My dad would do this all the time. He'd read some bullshit in the newspaper then make some comment like "wow, can't believe that" expecting me or my mom to ask what he's talking about, then he'd go on some long rant about politics and the liberals. We eventually learned to just never respond to him when he pulled that shit, let him stew in silence.
Jaxson Sanchez
your mom and dad will not live forever, neetie
Jose Foster
help me
Gabriel Russell
cute and frenpilled
Samuel Edwards
I can top all of this. I habe a coworker who knows the words to EVERY Phineas and Ferb song and will sing at least 20 of them a day while working.
William Bailey
>people do anything
>its accepted
>you do same thing
>its not accepted
i hate my life
Jaxon Edwards
>always put "Yea Forums
Christian Harris
>click spoiler
What exactly am I supposed to be looking at here, exactly?
Sebastian Sullivan
>co-worker has feet
Grayson Perry
>coworkers talk about sex and relationships
Zachary Ross
that's sad, user. you should try out more stuff in the future
Logan Butler
This was me at school. Even with people I was friends with, they just didnt let me go along. Eventually I just said fuck it and kept being myself and not giving a shit.
Christian Lopez
iktf
Jaxson Howard
>always put "Yea Forums
Cameron Richardson
>game news/review site
>talking in slack
>people constantly bitching about trump, starting arguments all the time
>criticize sjw thing
>wow user not a good look we need to have a talk
Robert Morgan
>co-worker start talking about cunny
What the fuck do I do, bros?
Elijah Long
Pretty sure it started with a shitty rapper and it went from ironic mocking/actual fans saying it to just memespouting.
Oliver Reed
>new girl at work talking to someone about games
>says she plays older games "like Modern Warfare"
Brody Morales
My own autism I guess. Always thought it was funny for some reason.
Don't even browse Yea Forums that often, funnily enough.
Aiden Mitchell
>Co-worker has a Kingdom Hearts tattoo
>They only played KH2
Jonathan Allen
>coworker has relationship troubles and break ups
>asks you for relationship advice because youve been in a happy relationship for years
>literally have nothing to say except respect eachother and maybe not everyone is compatible
>coworker gets upset because you didnt tell them some kind of miraculous secret technique
Elijah Perry
It's called being ugly. I'm genetically shit enough that everything I do is considered wrong. Once had a guy rant at me for daring to ask if he beat a video game from a franchise he said he loves months after it came out.
Justin Davis
Become his friend. That's a guaranteed bro for life.
Isaac Smith
>coworker keeps telling me how he hasn't smoked in years
>leave early one time and see him smoking during his lunch
Liam Clark
>been in a happy relationship for years
normalfags should leave the chan.
Benjamin Powell
>hey user how about you? what's your girlfriend like?
Evan Gray
>Co-Worker has Mario mushroom tattoos on his arms
>Says he doesn't even play games and just got them because a friend did them for free
Why
Hunter Kelly
>always put "Yea Forums
Julian Hall
>work in place that sells cigarettes
>customers get mad that you, a non-smoker, doesn't know everything about the products or how they work or what they are like
>when they are the one buying the product and asking for it
Ethan Wright
>co worker invites you to party
>sure.jpg
>want to die and don't want to go
>go anyway
>everyone is smoking weed drinking and playing mario kart
Gotta admit, at 30 years old, didn't think that would happen.
Jaxson Nelson
>coworker tells an awful grandma-tier unfunny joke that you've heard a million times
>they are surprised and almost offended that you didn't laugh
Jordan Wilson
>coworker(s) far from ever organizing or tidying up leave shared working space(s) in chaos constantly
would be more organized if a tornado hit us honestly
Owen Davis
>go to work party and bring Smash
>cant help kicking everyones ass even when deliberately doing bad and everyone eventually drops out and asks to play something else
Camden Parker
I'm this guy but I have my own desk thank Christ
Owen Collins
plens
Evan Perry
>COWORKERS ALWAYS LEAVE STAPLER FACING BACKWARDS EVEN THOUGH ITS SO MUCH EASIER TO HAVE IT FACE FORWARD TO STAPLE STUFF QUICKLY WITHOUT PICKING IT UP AND TURN IT AROUND
WHY IS IT EVEN FACING BACKWARDS
ARE YOU SERIOUSLY GOING OUT OF YOUR WAY TO PICK IT UP AND TWIST YOUR HAND LITERALLY EVERY TIME YOU USE IT? JUST LEAVE IT ON THE DESK AND USE IT WITHOUT PICKING IT UP
Caleb Myers
fucking Australians conquered my image, fuck
Ryan Butler
Wildberries
Ryan Perry
>co-worker takes bereavement because his dad passed
>has been aloof ever since
>missed a ton of work
>find out later his dad killed himself and hes been taking care of his mom
>can't offer my condolences or give advice because I was told this in secret
I'm so sorry, Tom. Stay strong, man.
Caleb Lee
Sneed
Kayden Bailey
It's called stapler safety, you always have your stapler pointed downrange.
Ryan Barnes
>co-worker starts talking about movies