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>killed countless cavemen via having them burnt or eaten alive
>dropped villagers into a meat grinder to feed a vampire
>got a bunch of catfish mauled to death by a dog fish
>crushed an infant dinosaur with a stone that thought he was its mom
>no regrets whatsoever
conker was a bit of a cunt now that i remember
Yeah he was
I think that's part of the point of his character though and how ego it is and how it costed him his gf
WE DON’T NEED CONKER THE CUNT, WE UNFORTUNATELY GOT UGLY BEAR CUNT AS OUR CEREAL MASCOT INSTEAD, GOOD RIDDANCE HE’S GETTING CUT NEXT GAME.
I'd honestly shit my pants if he got in. Then again I never would have expected solid snake or ridley to get into this game.
Banjo was the 3rd biggest reveal in Smash history so having another Rare IP as a fighter should be a given for all parties involved. Hopefully.
I mean he could work. Conker isn't actually offensive. Just the shit that happens to him in the game is lol
where's this render from?
that's a really good render what the fuck
we've come a long way since the shit in pic related
>GOOD RIDDANCE HE’S GETTING CUT NEXT GAME
Source?
Yeah, it's a King Midas-type story. He's a greedy jerk who ends up losing his girlfriend and realizes that some things are more important than material goods.
That's a good ass render, i love it.
There is no source, IT’S INEVITABLE
Yeah, in a grave lmao
t. cutfag still assblasted over "Everyone is Here!"
Holy shit that’s actually a really good render, where did you get it, or is this from a leak
The head honcho says otherwise. Get used to cereal.
Likely a passion project from an artist
albert wesker looking ass
holy titballs, what about his girlfriend Lola lookalike
This is a great render. A sequel in this style would be amazing.
She doesn't look anything like that in the games. I don't know who made this.
that's pretty impressive
what if he got that from nintendo and they can't do shit because then they'd confirm him?
idk but a fusion between the two Berris would be kino
That looks as stupid as you sound.
ur rude >:
I want to believe but check his earlier tweets, he's been working on it for a while
Nice fan render dude
fagbag
he got the model files from nintendo and he just ctrl+z'd a bunch of times
Can someone with a twitter account call the guy asking for a transparent background braindead for me? Thanks.
That's because those are 2D drawings, OP is a 3D model.
I’m so glad we never again have to see the Smashified designs of Inkling, King K. Rool, Banjo & Kazooie, and Ridley (see pic) being thrown around seriously.
You and your friends versus the guys they told you not to worry about
amazing render! i hope whoever made this made a render of octoling
>inevitable
inkling seems to be bit thicker
man that scene was lame
>there will never be a new Conker game that will go over the top with the pop culture references
>there will never be a new Conker game
Never say never asshole
okay now this is epic
are 1 and 2 Snake and Sonic respectively?
Finally...
Source on the render? Really well made.
Rayman looks okay though, at least in comparison with the WiiU/3DS renders.
Hairfags BTFO
Why did they remove fur textures from Smash Ultimate? They looked so good in Tr4sh, same with the colors.
Cooker was never supposed to be a good guy. He clearly is a selfish anti-hero.
DR PEPPER
HIRE THIS MAN
Yeah, that's actually one of the problems I have with Conker. It was supposed to be a kid's game initially, and he was supposed to be more of a good guy. But when they made it an adult game, of course he had to become edgy. Like, being M-rated means the protagonist HAS to be an anti-hero.
I like that he’s an asshole. He isn’t just edgy, he does bad things constantly for his personal gain. He’s motivated by money and finding his way back home. Most of the time he doesn’t care who he hurts thats in his way. There aren’t many Nintendo characters like him. Wario is like that, but at an E rated level.
Considering Conker is an MS property part of me seriously believes that Master Chief's potentially there. Conker would be cool but so would him.
He was an anti-hero, but other than just generally being selfish, he wasn't that edgy, I think he played a more everyman/straightman role.
>>killed countless cavemen via having them burnt or eaten alive
they were assholes and stole his money
>>dropped villagers into a meat grinder to feed a vampire
brainwashed as a bat.
>>got a bunch of catfish mauled to death by a dog fish
they practically said he was disposable on a ridiculous quest just for ten bucks, the dogfish broke himself out and mauled the catfish, it was their fault.
>>crushed an infant dinosaur with a stone that thought he was its mom
this one I'll give you.
Imo Smashified Ridley looks like a younger version of Ultimate Ridley. I still prefer Ultimate though.
Best character design in years.
Everyone was a fucking asshole to Conker and he returned the favor
It was warranted
not a bad render honestly
damn, skull kid looks like that?!
The multiplayer of L&R was pretty fun, shame there is no way to play it online anymore.
Yeah, that extra dimension really does wonders.
God I hate fagified so much
what about her?
A better choice than Geno or Waluigi.
>Didn't realized the nipples til now.
Jesus! this game spent too much time on details!
HE'S IN HOLY SHIT
>Two Rare IPs
Boring.
worth it for the nips
I want the Rare gang complete already.
Good times.
This. Conker was in wonky Not!Europe explaining by everyone had an English accent and pompous as fuck.
Man, looking back, the Smashified Banjo render looks like hot garbage. I'm glad we got what we got.
>Two Capcom reps
>Two Konami reps
>All of them fine
>But suddenly two Rare reps is bad
also he forgot about his gf and didn't revive her when he had the chance
>thinking of characters as a "rep" like a retarded autist instead of just enjoying video games organically
I have no one to blame for that but the people on this website.
>“rep” faggotry
There's a design that almost inevitably would never get used in a sequel luckily for NuRare, the original team killed her off already
but why
I don't feel this way at all. Conker to me was clearly just some normal guy. He hated seeing any kind of death outside of normal enemies. The only time he ever came off as a jerk was when he had to put up with someone annoying. Even 3/4 of the jerks he met he'd be level headed and rational with. Conker is the most normal guy I've seen a in video game. He's also extremely cute without even trying. (That scene where the levitating chocolate descends right in front of him is so genuine. The look of pure wonder and surprise is all over his face.)
I'm with Most of the time Conker was just put into a situation where he either had no other choice or had no idea how bad things would get.
All of his work looks like shit, it's baffling how he even managed to get an audience with such low-quality art.
Why doesn't he wear pants? What's the deal with anthropomorphic animals never wearing pants?
Ikr right, for some it’s not pants, others no shirt.
Oh man ...
Conker would be so fucking based.
His game was my childhood... Couch multiplayer every day with my friends after school for hours.
God bless my mother for buying a rated M game. And God bless my 'bad' cousins for red pilling about it.
I wish people would stop fucking using that Dixie one.
Never was a fan of those smashified renders. Omni artsy (I think that's who made them) made a fake Ray-man leak in an attempt to use the smash community for internet fame. That RayMan just so happened to be his best work and he has yet to live up to it. It's been a while since I had last seen it though and I believe that the "leak" was a blurry screenshot, so maybe it never looked that.
With all of that said I think that he's a giant prick for manipulating the smash community like that. He also gets way too much praise for his mediocre artwork.
He would look better with pants, crash and banjo would look better with shirts too.
Enough with these corny ass nick jr characters. There's already Inkling, Isabelle, Banjoke, etc look like some Nick jr shit. We need characters with fucking swag not these infantile characters
t. Lowtiergod
He really can't do fur or hair.
Not sure if trolling, or just retarded.
In case of the latter, Conker is from an M-rated game called Conker's Bad Fur Day. He's an alcoholic who uses machine guns and there's blood and gore and swearing and sex in the game.
I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you knew that and you're just trolling.
This, we need more serious swordsmen.
Conker is from Diddy kong racing
I was hoping for more swaggy characters. Knuckles, Shadow, Mega Man X! Zero! All these swag ass characters and you put in corny ass Banjo talkin bout some “guhguhguhguhuhuhuhuh” some corny ass tree language
Shadow is the most homosexual character ever made.
Conker's game was in development before DKR
Same goes for Banjo
He wasn't planned to be thrown into an edgelord setting until after Banjo-Kazooie released.
Yeah, BFD was his second game.
Cringe! Shadow is 100% Hetero, Projecting!
You wish, Hot Topic girl.
Since Banjo got in I think conker is my new most wanted character now
Shadow loves dick, because he's actually a big titty edgy racist hedgehog girl
>Conker comes from a kids game
Gimme them high-quality renders, I don't care which character it is.
>two capcom
3
Then why doesn't Shadow have tits in the games?
Nope and we’re kicking your pal ugly bear cunt out next game
I hope people realize that if Conker was to make it in Smash, they'd have to take out most of the stuff that makes him Conker, at least if they wanted it to keep the current rating.
That means no alcohol, no machine guns, and no taking a piss on opponents.
Joker has guns, and conker has many other things he can use, You could easily make a moveset for him without using piss, and in the hero overview trailer the rating of the game went to E10+ to E10+ to Teen (because the dlc is completely optional)
The only real malicious thing he did was with the dinosaur. But compared to everyone else, he was downright nice.
Like if sakurai’s gonna do that just because you say so, keep crying bitch nigga
Delete this
Piss off, IT’S INEVITABLE
Fying pan, helicoptery tail, milk, matrix reference, katana, chainsaw, hover boards, knife throwing, slingshot, baseball bat, two bricks. I don't think he'd have an interesting moveset, nor do I think he has a chance though.
Could you tell me how it’s inevitable? Tell me, what are the reasons you currently have, oh yeah that’s right! You don’t have any, and don’t tell me that they will come in the future because that is not a validated argument
Keep saying that, retard
Rule numbuh one
My way, or he's a dead motherfucker way.
Cringe
>this was a villain for a Pac-Man game
It's weird looking back.
Oh look I just destroyed his statements and left him without any arguments that the only thing he can reply is that
I'd want him for the Rock Solid stage
Because there’s no fucking argument IT’S FUCKING INEVITABLE CUNT
I've been looking for the artist for a long ass while. I'm suspecting he's also the guy who made pic related. This render has straight up Pixar-level quality. Anyone know who the artist is?
Banjoke looks like garbage no matter hwat
Again
Again
Whatever, point still stand, and in fact is only made stronger by this.
Thanks for the inside scoop, Phil. See you in 7-9 years for SSB6.
Also anniversaries aren't important to Nintendo
7-9 is wrong, but you’re welcome for the inside scoop, I’ll likely get fired for telling you this and whoever replaces me won’t want banjo in.
That's not made by the same guy but another who was working on an updated version of the Sm4sh Geno mod. Dr. Flux the original creator of the mod mentioned it
The only convincing ones they ever did were Rayman and the Crono one they just did
>icon isn't a wad of cash
Like if the next head of Xbox is gonna throw away millions of dollars of their collaborations with Nintendo
unironically looks better than the banjo render
They won’t, but part of that partnership won’t be banjo in smash
He's in
He didn't swear though.
Banjo in smash is already part of the partnership
Look at and see the response in and and see if you catch the joke/rant
Get fucked, furries. It's Mr. Pants' turn to smash.
You did get the chocolate, didn't you Yea Forums?
Can’t believe that ugly thing is canonically rare’s mascot
>yfw his trailer starts like k rool's trailer but banjo and kazooie are sleeping there now
Cringe
Well, I consider banjo to be rare’s mascot, I heard that mr pants was just the mascot of rare’s website, not the company
fuck you chris
I would unironically buy a nintendo switch AND the latest smashcucks just to play as Conker
>*chainsaw noises from outside*
Say hello to the real fighter #4
My idea for his reveal trailer is
>there’s a party in DK’s house
>a mysterious shadow starts knocking on the door
>nobody hears that because the music is too loud
>the shadow then pulls out a chain saw, breaks the door and gets inside the house
>the shadow reveals itself
>it’s conker
>CONKER, Has a good day!
>old red squirrel Berri design got replaced with new grey squirrel Berri design
>native red squirrel population has declined massively thanks to the introduction of north american grey squirrels in the UK
>Rare has declined massively thanks to the sale to a NA company
Really makes you think.
Sonic team are cowards.
>conker has a good day
Conker has actually had a good day. Though you REALLY should watch his creator's videos. He talks about 2 they never got to make.
the Bomberman one is the only good one.
prove me wrong
Who did this render? It's fantastic.