I fucking hate this version of Zelda so fucking much.
I fucking hate this version of Zelda so fucking much
Based, she’s shit
Cringe, she's hot as fuck holy shit.
Nah she is the best just cause of all the porn she takes the big wolf knot in
She's easily the hottest Zelda except maybe HW Zelda.
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You're getting this worked up.. over one design of a video game character?
You're really desperate for (You)s, aren't you? I'm sorry that you feel so lonely. Do you wanna talk about it privately?
Why?
It's probably my favourite one.
Can we ask why?
She's so fucking lifeless and boring
She's so fucking bland and dull
But at least she's not fucking annoying or an eyesoar like SS or BOTW Zelda.
She surrendered Hyrule to Zant. She's pretty low tier as far as Zelda's go.
She does help you when you fight Ganon though so that was pretty cool. But Tetra did that as well and she didn't fuck everything up, so she's still a low-tier Zelda.
Probably goes something like this:
S tier: OoT Zelda/Sheik
A-tier: Tetra
B-Tier AttP Zelda, BotW Zelda
C-Tier, Twilight Zelda
Boomer Tier: NES Zelda
Imagine being angry about elfs
OP just wants attention. They want meaning. They want to feel like they matter. It's unironically tragic, and it's happening to a lot of western young men. The impulse to make a thread like this is the same impulse that's driving incels to shoot up public places.
OP, you matter. Your life matters. You have to fix it. The path you're on leads only to suffering.
>Tetra didn't fuck everything up
>needs to be saved at the very beginning of the game
>charges at Ganondorf just to get knocked out instantly and leaves them both to be saved
>gets captured again by Ganondorf at the end
Also OoT Zelda not only played right into Ganondorf's hands and played a big part in leading him to the triforce, but she then created the time split. If anything TP Zelda is one of the Zeldas who fucked up the least.
maybe the dude just likes making threads talking about video games, and which characters he prefers compared to others?
She seems alright to me.
Lifeless and boring?
This lazy bitch won't even get out of bed.
She has a resting bitchface and would give me a disinterested look and perhaps even a slight eyeroll when I give her a half smile. Fuck that bitch.
So that's the real reason they send you to steal Ganon's Triforce of Power. Woman's mainlining magic triangle juice.
>Also OoT Zelda not only played right into Ganondorf's hands and played a big part in leading him to the triforce
OoT Zelda seemed to be the only one in the Hylian royal family that was suspicious of Ganon. King Hyrule was just believing all his shit like a dumb cunt, who knows what might have happened. Also, OoT Zelda redeems herself by taking on the Sheik persona and helping OoT Link.
OOT Zelda is the cutest Zelda.
I too hate Hyrule Warriors Zelda
>If I see that fucking Zelda one more time
AWAKEN MY HYLIANS
You'll do what?
Buy her a bubble tea!
i don't know what it is about this zelda, but it always made my dick go diamonds
She just needs to kiss her own biceps, then we’ll have the most chad Zelda ever.
I think we all know which Zelda truly fucked up the hardest.
t. literal faggots
Im glad shes no longer in Smash
Spirit Tracks is obviously the best Zelda, and although BoTW Zelda was disappointing I'm at least glad she has potential to be A-tier. Really hope they give her a chance to shine in the sequel. For a series that's named after her, it must be acknowledged her treatment has been very sub-par.
Nice regal Zelda, compared to shit Zeldas like mulatto pirate bitch or onions of the wild. OP can neck himself.
Why would you hate the smug and superior version? Are you a pedo, user?
>regal
BotW Zelda far outdid the autistic TP Zelda.
yuck yuck meh and meh
your braps await buttfag
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Aside from not looking half as good you mean.
I don't, she is a lovely lady
In what fucking universe? your ugly pigshit zelda doesn't compare.
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TP was one of the more useful ones, whatever OoT Zelda did pales because of her retarded time fuckup
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Do you even know what "regal" means retard? The only thing regal about BotW Zelda was her princess dress and even that couldn't mask her un-regal personality
>Hating on the most regal Zelda we've had
Faggot.
Better than Fivehead of the Wild Zelda at least
Personally I'd like to get a Zelda someday that is an actually capable fighter who doesn't simply need to be protected and isn't some typical 'waifu' archetype. Feels like since SS we've only had 'cute' Zeldas who are emphasized as special snowflakes that need to be protected.
Unlikely simply because kinda takes away from Link. Princesses aren't usually trained in effective combat. As long as they are somewhat useful like sheik or TP zelda with her bow I'm alright. Wish every Zelda did something like that tho, some were straight up useless
TP was the first zelda game that made me want to try the series out. It was my gateway and will always be my favorite one next to wind waker Lttp and OOT
As long as you don't mind her being non-canon, you're set.