BotW is objectivly the worst game of the series, best Zelda being in the game is the only reason this game is popular. I don't have any high hopes for the sequel either, it is probably going to be more of the same with a little bit of edge.
BotW is objectivly the worst game of the series, best Zelda being in the game is the only reason this game is popular...
Grayson Myers
Jayden Ortiz
>objectively
>proceeds to list zero facts
Uh huh.
Ethan Roberts
OP is a jizzbrain, what do you expect?
Carter Reed
You probably drank to much gamer juice.
Jacob Reed
biggus assus
John Johnson
I'm not crazy about it but it's at least better than every Toon Link entry not named Minish Cap.
Josiah Martinez
>wake up
>gf sleeping
>gf rips a massive fart
>literally go in for a big sniff
>rips another one
>mfw
Sebastian Perez
let's how a remake of a Zelda-less game does
Colton Wright
>girl forcefeeding a young shota sissyfication juice
im okay with this
anyways, op is a faggot who hasnt considered teh cd-i games because hes just trying to shitpost
Jaxon Sanchez
Booty.
Owen Morales
I'd say the Gerudo were what convinced me to get since it's been s long since they were in a game
Ayden Ortiz
Just post lewd Link and Zelda. Noone gives a shit about the rest of the posts, my dudes.
Asher Harris
>gerudo link
another gift that just keeps on giving
David Carter
cucks always ruin everything
Hunter Wright
so we are just gonna ignore the bait on op's picture?
Colton Torres
Why does Zelda love bbc so much?
Julian Parker
So demanding.
Lincoln Scott
anytime i see this artist i just remember she used to do primarily only diaper and abdl art and it was glorious
Tyler Baker
I don't know but I'm glad.
One of the best SFM kinos I've ever seen was one where she cucked Link.
Julian Flores
That's the good shit.
Colton Kelly
I guess it really is time for that.
Adam Barnes
>i get irrationally angry about things other people enjoy
Zachary Carter
I've never played a Zelda game in my life. Is this a good starting point?
Jeremiah Baker
it just occurred to me that fapping to gerudo link isnt that far off from fapping to a mix between aladdin and the princess from alladin
Julian Taylor
Glad you like it.
Nathaniel Hernandez
Yeah, you could. Nothing really stopping you. Though I would say it will color your expectations of the other games pretty heavily.
Lincoln Martinez
My dong appreciates it.
Mason Long
That's the goal.
Julian Williams
See was born for it.
Ayden Perez
I didn't like BotW too much. I got to the Elephant dungeon and lost interest.
Asher James
I don't know how I feel about this trend of people semi-subtly inserting their interracial fetish into random pictures.
Ryder Reyes
Have you considered it's a bit unusual to spend your time giving dudes boners online by posting 2D femboys? Just asking.
Hunter Brown
No.
Sebastian Brown
its reinforcement and validation. its pretty common for any behavior considered a taboo. "someone else likes it so its okay if i like it" sorta thing. theres large forums dedicated to just popping pimples and people describing their perfect pimple to pop in deep detail that thrive because of mechanisms like this.
Ian Thomas
Yeah but also popping pimples is really weird, and liking lewd Links is perfectly reasonable.
Brayden Wright
statistically, not really. a lot more people enjoy popping a pimple then wanting to fuck a fictional 2d character in a niche crossdressing outfit he wears as a joke.
Dominic Barnes
What a hellish world we live in.
Austin Miller
Cameron Anderson
How does Link blow his mainly seed inside Zelda's fertile womb?
Julian Long
What was so enjoyable about this game? Was the open world that fun?
Ethan Clark
No.
Nicholas James
Please some post more subtle Zelda edits, I love blacked vidya waifus.
Brayden Ramirez
Thats correct
Sebastian Rogers
I like link in BoTW
Sebastian Rodriguez
Brody Hughes
>I like the black latex-like clothing
>don't like BLACKED stuff
help
John Green
>BotW is objectivly the worst game of the series
dead wrong.
Jordan Clark
What makes it good? I haven't played it.
Adrian Lewis
Just fap, maybe you will start to like it.
Charles Lewis
>objectively
It's hilarious how there's a 100% rate of people using this term and being wrong. It's almost as if people use this word specifically when they know their argument has no merit.
Charles Myers
Eh.
I'm already into sissy stuff or stuff
Kevin Lopez
Worst Zelda will ways be skyward sword. They will never fuck it up that bad again... Right?
Josiah Diaz
BotW is objectivly the smelliest game of the series, brappiest Zelda being in the game is the only reason this game is popular. I don't have any high hopes for the sequel either, it is probably going to be more of the same with a little bit of hog
Benjamin Bennett
Nathan Allen
Skyward Sword was actually better in terms of pure content, at least it had good dungeons and a good upgrading system. The only really bad thing about it was the motion controls, maybe the art style as well.
Aiden Lewis
>best Zelda being in the game is the only reason this game is popular
Do semenskulls really believe this?
Zachary Hall
Oh my fucking God. I don't want to hear from some faggot that thinks skyward sword is good now. You Zelda cycle fucking retard.
Robert Wood
Doesn't that mean you're already beyond blacked? I'm not into sissy stuff, but NTR and related fetishes usually open the gates for that.
Easton Russell
>there are people that think skyward is better than breath of the wild
My fucking God kill yourself with your shit taste.
Carter James
I dunno. I already lock myself in chastity
Jacob Ortiz
I rate games by how much fun I've had with them, I got almost no enjoyment out of breath of the wild. It is a boring make your own fun game, maybe I would have liked it as a kid.
Mason Gonzalez
But Twilight Princess and the DS games were worse than Skyward Sword. Skyward Sword is basically Twilight Princess with less focus on "muh atmosphere." It still has plenty of flaws. But again, most of it's flaws are shared with Twilight Princess. Too much focus on story and cutscenes, linear zones, no exploration, gimmick mechanic, heart piece collect-a-thon, etc.
Skyward Sword did however improve a few things TP did. Better items, better dungeons, isn't all grey brown bloom shit, characters are more interesting (except Fi) and so on. They even repeated the orb collecting, but made it a stealth mini game, rather than brainless wolf collect-a-thon in TP.
Neither game is what Zelda should be though. Zelda shouldn't focus on story and cutscenes. BOTW isn't perfect, but at least it returned to free roaming exploration. What the series had been missing for 25 years. Now it needs to bring back dungeons and item progression.
Ryder Evans
Blake Bennett
Good boy! Maybe try getting into it?
I enjoy converting people, it is part of this fetish to me. Check out the blacked thread on /trash/ if you want
Gavin Butler
>tfw black and I see this shit
Fuck all of you.
You pieces of moldy shit are the reason I can't enjoy lewds anymore. There's literally no vanilla stuff with someone of my level of melanin. I'm not some fucking abusive animal with no capacity to love or feel affection, but that's all I see anymore when a black man is put in a doujin, Chances are noe of you are black either. You're all either white or worse, subhuman gooks whose emotional capacity is so stunted that literal fucking insects have more ability to care about other beings and themselves than you.
All you mentally, emotional, and possibly physically stunted little fucks can die and burn in hell.
Mason Thomas
Nah, not really my thing. I'll stick to loving cute boys and sissy stuff.
Jason Cruz
How come everything is the worst ever or the best game ever? Can't stuff be like a 6 or 7 out of 10?
Jordan Ramirez
I find black porn just isn't very creative if it isn't interacial then it's always just hard fucking where one or both parties just goes absolutely ham. It's why I end up watching more white porn because it has better production values, scenarios and camera work
Liam Thompson
Brayden Price
overused meme now
James Phillips
>overused
All forced memes are
William Myers
I'm just fucking sick of it all, man.
Yeah i get it. This is the "le epic dark underbelly of teh interwebz XD" It just gets fucking old after a while. I'm a man of eleven years. The issue isn't that you're too sensitive, especially after you've seen 3guys1hamer or shoveldog or zippocat. The problem is, you just want to see something nice for once. I usually don't take racial shit too seriously. I was raised in a mostly white/Hispanic neighborhood and racial humor was part and parcel of daily life. I don't give a shit if someone calls me nigger even if they mean it. It just seems that, for the past decade or so, people seem to purposefully stunt themselves and their emotions. They get caught up in disgusting ideas and force themselves to like it, like some people do with shitty booze. At least with booze, it's just literal taste. Here, it' finding some sort of stimulation in morally shitty ideas. It's not shocking to me. Not anymore. just really, really fucking old. I'm too tired to even be tired. All I feel anymore is contempt.
I'm just sick of all this stupidass shit.
Isaiah Mitchell
The only people who actually like Breath of the Wild just skimmed Zelda Wiki's article on it and think probably haven't actually played a Zelda game.
Julian Roberts
I'm sure all the good reviews were paid off, and they paid for the GOTY nominations too right user?
Your tinfoil hat is slipping off
Ayden Myers
Very based and legitimate black man. Would give you a nice, firm handshake if given the opportunity.
Connor Watson
The first Zelda game I completed was Zelda 1. BotW is easily the best 3D Zelda ever.
Benjamin Jones
>discord trannies showed up to spam nigger shit
Henry Bell
>Save image
>Remove the BLACKED logo
Simple as that, I've done it with so many images at this point
Ayden Stewart
Exactly what OP wanted, if you took a closer look the his picture you'd know.
Jaxson Scott
Link is a loser
Adam Price
I need to get better at photoshop.
Juan Anderson
You watch porn and you focus on the camera angle? I mean, is it really that noticeable?
Adam Scott
one angle for the whole video isn't exactly stimulating. If I watch 2 minutes on loop and experience no difference from watching the whole video barring the money shot then it was filmed poorly
Grayson Hernandez
exquisite taste
Carter Williams
le monkey face
Adrian Bell
I'm not a fan of BotW, but you literally can't say that when Skyward Sword exists. Not that's the REAL worst Zelda game.
Brody Gonzalez
Skyward sword has the best bosses and dungeons just because you couldn't spend 5 minutes to figure out how to move your limp tranny wrists doesn't make the game bad
Oliver Phillips
No it literally doesn't. The game will not be ported in the future because they'd have to rework the entire game.
Jason Baker
as a gay brown boy(not black) i find both bleached and blacked really fucking hot
but i still like bleached more for some reason, im considering getting a jack of hearts tattoo for real now desu.
Gavin Ortiz
Oh shit, I can't have opinions now? Never said anything about the motion controls. They do take away from the game, but that's not why it's bad. It's basically baby's first 3d Zelda
Anthony Brooks
Whoa, someone used my edit
Daniel Gonzalez
Who are you, do you still do edits?
Jaxon Phillips
So you can jerk it to scenes where the dudes asshole is the focus of the scene?
Nolan Sullivan
*sniiiiiiiiiiffffffffffffffffffffffffff*
Easton Bailey
Is Breath of the Wild that good?
I tried emulating it a while ago.
Adrian Green
What kills me about this stuff is that its not girls, nor even black dudes that create/design/write this shit... its pathetic white cucks, coming up with these imaginary scenarios. Fucking hell, go outside once in a while. Jesus.
Matthew Reed
It's only worth doing if you're getting bleached consistently, user.
Ayden Murphy
i can get myself bleached consistently
Grayson Turner
lewd
Do you wear a cage
Xavier Cook
From one slut to another, let me give you some advice. Don't get any tats you might regret later on. If you're sure you want it, go ahead, but think it through.
Kevin Foster
>blacked posters
Why is it always white dudes doin this?
Julian Peterson
>objectivly
Stop using words you can't spell and don't understand the meaning of.
Ayden Reed
No but I might do it if a dom wants me to
I’m very sub and I’d do anything desu
Yeah I might just get temporary ones to put on my butt and on top of my pp and take pics of it and tease studs with it
Nolan Green
Video games
Oliver Lee
I like video games
Feels good while I wear my cage
Jaxon King
he's so cute, it's okay because I'm a girl
Jose Smith
Why, God, is my pp so hard
Jaxon Cooper
BotW can't be the worst when SS exists.
Evan Hall
God more pls
Anthony Jenkins
Another!
Eli Long
Post butt
Kayden Hughes
I've gotten some temp ones on my booty before, but not of anything like that. It's usually just funny inside joke stuff that my boys finds funny.
Cooper Nguyen
Will this work for ya?
Dominic Phillips
>my boys
That sounds extremely suspicious
Lewd!!
maybe when I get the tattoos..
Carter Carter
>That sounds extremely suspicious
A couple of my buddies like to use my ass.
Dominic Sanchez
Combat was fun until losing your weapons started to hurt.
Ayden Wright
>I'm not some fucking abusive animal with no capacity to love or feel affection
Shut up and go fuck Cliff Blesczinski's wife.
Jonathan Bailey
Oh fuck now I’m jelly
Do they use it at the same time?! And are they white or black
Samuel Hernandez
Hopefully the sequel fixes the issues BotW had.
Colton Mitchell
We haven't done anything as a group. They're all white.
Alexander Martinez
>they are all white
Based
I really need to surround myself with a group of white studs who are into bleached
It would be so hot even hotter the fact that I’m brown
Anthony Peterson
I have some problems with the game's combat and the failure to recognize the fans' love of good dungeons and permanent item discovery, but it's really well put together and it's what Zelda has always aimed to be. It feels really good to just be a wandering warrior righting the wrongs of the world.
Nolan Adams
I mean, I'm white, so that doesn't really make it any more special than it already is.
Gabriel Howard
How did this start? Do you also blow them?
John Brown
>sissification juice
this fetish is beyoud degenerate
fucking weimar-tier shit
Justin James
Reminder
William Hill
why is Yea Forums so gay
Jackson Martinez
>it’s gay to like dick now
don’t be such a faggot