Why haven't you met hideo kojima yet Yea Forums?

I live in the Caribbean

And yet hes more successful than you and met his idol while you're shitposting on Yea Forums.

>guy looks happy as shit
>meeting his idol
>Yea Forums absolutely seething while sitting at their computers and asking if he's happy with his life

hmmmmmm

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I don't go to a gay parade

Furthermore it's a gamescom, he will slander around for the rest of the afternoon looking at cosplay thots or buy some nice merchandise.

I'm a student from Chile ... I don't have much money to go where he goes

He seems like he's enjoying himself. Are you, posting on Yea Forums?

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N-no you're a s-soiboi

that's fake happiness

what do you mean????
he was caught smiling on picture
HE IS DOING WHAT HE LOVES SO HE IS HAPPY OKAAAY?

Some extreme cope going on here

go be happy loser
stop taking part in everything that makes you angry and spending your entire day in this garbage board

...

I'm not happy tho, that's why I'm here.

seething tatoo faggots. kys's

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>meeting his idol
Ha

Hahahhahah

Hahhahahahhahahhhahahahahahahahahaahhahahahahhahahaha

He paid to stand in line and get someone who couldn't care less about him to put a signature on some worthless consumerist trash

KEK

He didn't do this because he wanted to. He did it to post a picture and be reaffirmed by his perceived community.

Unfortunately your brain is rotted by games for children so you won't be able to comprehend this.

>"""met"""

>33 years old
>wearing a backpack

Forever a child.

dude is literally as tall as an asian who's sitting down

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You are a freethinker that only plays copy pasted indie metroidvanias/rogue likes?

>t. wears a pur- I mean manly messenger bag

Wow we truly live in a society.. there's no way he just wanted some memorabilia from a guy who's work he admires.. clown world baka..

I have an autograph but I never met the guy.

>Manlet
>tattoos
>likes video games
Ummmm....
wow

Is that you in the picture?

Hahahahhahhahahhahhahha

Why are nintendo babies so easy to upset? They're underdeveloped mentally AND physically.

Nah. What does this even have to do with Nintendo? Are you ok schizo?

>feeling the need to state his age, and have someone take a picture of this "moment"
Someone with tattoo's is an attention whore? Who'd of thunk.

no you're just a cuck.

I actually met Kojima at Eurogamer expo some years ago when Metal Gear Rising was nearly released.

I told him he was my idol (at the time I wanted to be a game designer) and how awesome I thought his games were and asked if he can sign my copy of Metal Gear Solid I had brought with me.

He sighed and rolled his eyes as he took the game out of my hands.
Suddenly his bodyguards started shoving me away and blocking the path to Kojima despite my protests that I wanted my game back. Apparently signing time was over and Kojima could be seen moving away behind a screen wall, but he was laughing and I swear I could hear in broken english him remark "rOok I'm GoIng to bE gAmE Design!"

I never did try to become part of the game industry in the end.

that's sad man, don't meet your heroes

>meeting a failed movie director

Congrats, I guess, but kinda weird that's this dude's life goal.

just blame the electric infetterance

It's clearly a joke user.

well it got me

People enjoy themselves shooting up heroin and smoking crack. Are they free from criticism as well?

Im not a pathetic weeb wishing to be japanese riku Kojima-sama YOOOOOH *bambus mill in background*

dumb motherfuckers who think celebrities actually give a fuck about them lmfao

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He signed my ps1 mgs copy in Berlin
I lost it

From Yea Forums posters who look down on tattoos, yes lol

I bet the guy on the left gives great bj's

the story of the FF7R team watching Max's reaction to bolster morale is cute tho

youtube.com/watch?v=9nNevy8K618

he IS god

I bet it says "autograph by hideo kojima" somewhere atleast twice on that signed piece of paper

he atteched a string to your ps1 and puller it when you turned around, idiot
oldest trick in the book

>Kojima
>Nintendo

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wow what a dick

his games suck ass and I don't want to meet him?

I'll take a Yea Forums users fashion advice over some doofus who gets generic asian tattoos. Shits more cringe than a redneck getting a tribal

It's a games conference dude, it's not like you are going out for a walk, people carry their cameras, water and all that shit since they are going to be there for hours.

he sounds pretty based

>Your next best bet is at TGS, Kojima is gonna be there while Hideo works on Death Stranding

What is this ruse? Hideo and Kojima?

user, I know they're asian twins and all
but that's pretty racist

Just cause I put my porn of asian girls in my hentai folder and confuse asian twins doesn't mean I'm a racist, bro.

A really cringe and forced meme emanating from the cult of personality that revolves around Hideo Kojima

>I put my porn of asian girls in my hentai folder
genius and madness are two sides of the same coin

Hell yeah. Fuckin beaners will slowly unzip your backpack and steal from you. A messenger bad or especially a fannypack will be more difficult to steal from.

youtube.com/watch?v=yr4RvdREwl8

kojima went insane and did what he liked to games he had access to
jumping over japanese company structure putting at risk the company itself, a corporation he didn't found or was his

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I'm 34.. is it too late for me? Should i kys?

>did u rike?

Is that hideo, or kojima?

>tattoos
>piercings
>manlet
Oof

Reminder that you can get aids from tattoos

lmao those feminine tattoos that you'd expect to see on a pornstar with fake tits

what's that tattoo on his leg? looks familiar

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