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>added SJW bullshit

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>>then added SJW bullshit
Post examples from every game they've made until now.

Just play the game you spastic fuck. They literally force your main character to be bi or gay. You cant call elfs or dwarves knickers or diggers but youre forced to "protect" them and demand equality. Also, see rainbow flags etc. Game doesnt have one straight character in it

What an RPG.

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What defines SJW bullshit now? Has it been expanded to include women in general? Or do you need to have sex?

>people ask for proof
>just play the game lmao
Retard

Im not going to screenshot everything for your lard ass.
>Hasnt even played the game yet he cries pROOfs
Typical sjwer

>They literally force your main character to be bi or gay
I totally believe you, that's why I'm requesting a full explanation or calling bullshit because I believe you so hard.

seething

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>Filename
Häpeä
Also, if you are talking about Divinity 2, you can kill almost everyone in that game if you want. I did run like that with my sister quite many times and its fun.
I don't remember dating or romancing anyone in that game, I forgot it had stuff like that at all. Only lewd thing I remember is the hot S u c c ubus lady doing lewds with you and giving SooS powers

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Remember Divinity II? God I loved that game. Front flipping everywhere all the time. Those were the days.

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Both tbqh

>OP disappears without showing a single in-game evidence
Classic.

Divinity 2 was sick. I hope they do BG3 justice.

>Divinity 2
Yea, playing as a dragon and setting goblins on fire was amazing.

>cries SJW in Divinity: OS 2
>presents ZERO(0) facts to back this claim up
OP is S-A-W-F-T

shut the fuck up spic

That game was also good yeah, your golem thing was fun.

>They literally force your main character to be bi or gay
Nope.
>You cant call elfs or dwarves knickers or diggers but youre forced to "protect" them and demand equality
Nope, in fact gassing the elves was the best day of my life and friendly reminder that the Shadow Prince was completely right.

It fucking doesn't force romance on you. I played through the game 6 times for all achievements and never did anything romance related

Sorry, I was fucking my hot, white gf ;)
There are literal quests gated behind fucking other races or genders

You're describing Bioware. Why did you post Larian?

And I gasses the city, fuck everything in the city

Has a man ever been BTFO so hard and quick? Like damn OP you made sure you were gonna make a fool of yourself today huh?

>insisting on doing every single quest in an RPG whether or not it fits your character

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>There are literal quests gated behind fucking other races or genders
Wow, it's almost like RPGs offer unique interactions depending on the character you play as or something.

I enjoyed coop with my friend in DOS2, so i don't care.

I don't play role playing games to roleplay I do it to max out my stats and kill shit and get good gear. And yes I'm being genuine. I've powergamed every CRPG I've ever played.

I get that but don't bitch when the fag companion's questline requires bumming him first

>and then released a post launch "definitive edition" that should have been the launch product
You forgot the part where the definitive edition is given for free to anybody who bought the base version.
Not that I'm accusing you of lying in your dishonest shitty thread, that would send you in an autistic fit of rage and drag me in a 5 hours long back and forth.
Just kidding, I'm doing just that and leaving your shitty thread to sink to the bottom of this board.

>hot, white gf
Your hand isn't hot, and while your palms are probably lighter than the rest of your body that doesn't make you white.

What's the best version of Div:OS?

Enhanced of course.

Wait was the the one where you could romance, amongst other things, a bimbo elf, a shortstack, a qt skelly and a class president?

That is Dragon Commander.

divinity dragon commander

In the first game there was a gay interspecies couple, you could call them degenerates and get them killed

>next they are saving the balding gate franchise
Thewy're a very bad fit for it.

As much as Yea Forums likes to hate on Obsidian, they really would have been the best fit. A lot of Larian's shit just wouldn't fly in a BG game.

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Okay, it seems classic is not even available any more.

Yeah they cancer
That's why I always poirate

Yeah Baldur's gate never had any silly shit in it like Noober, that would be ridiculous.

You get classic if you buy the enhanced anyway.
For OS 2 that is, dunno about the first one.

Obsidian now is not what they has been before.

Kill yourself kike

I wouldn't trust bioware to unclog a shitplugged toilet

If Obshitian did that you'd never let it go

>they really would have been the best fit.
Old Obsidian, sure, nuObsidian, fuck no.

His opening post is still up on the catalog/front page and fools everyone interested enough to read the opening post but not interested enough to read the thread or know that it is false outright.

BG didn't have utterly terrible writing, shit narrative design and VO either.
Also the tone is very different.

The first game had pretty questionable writing but I still love it.

Larian made turn based battle fun
thats all

And yet they're still much better than the dullest RPG of all time. Each attempt Obsidian makes to create their own universe rather than simply deconstruct a setting made by others, has been more disastrous than the last. Aside from the outdated gameplay and lifeless cities, Pillars of Eternity's only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of combat mechanics, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Sawyer vetoed the idea of making anything at all innovative or original; he made sure the game would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable nostalgia pandering to ageing Baldur's Gate fans. Pillars of Eternity might be anti-casual(or not), but it’s certainly the anti-Divinity series in its refusal of spontaneity, fun and excitement.

>a-at least the writing was good though

"No!"

The writing is dreadful; the narrative was terrible. As I played, I noticed that every time I engaged in dialogue with an NPC the game presented me with a Wiki-page style infodump instead of anything resembling actual human conversation.

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time this was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Sawyer's mind is so governed by obsession with pointless minutiae of the lore that he has no other style of writing.

Later I read a lavish, loving review of Pillars of Eternity by the same David Gaider. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kiddies are playing Obsidian games at 17 or 18, then when they get older they will go on to enjoy Dragon Age II." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you play "Pillars of Eternity" you are, in fact, trained to shill for Bioware.

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>Certain situations require certain parameters to be met in an RPG
Stop the fucking presses.