FACT: Witcher 3: Wild Hunt is trash

FACT: Witcher 3: Wild Hunt is trash

>Huge empty world just like real life, miles of empty fields and houses with nothing in them, nothing to discover from exploring
>Boring ass fetch quest main story where you go from asshole to asshole and get whined at to do an errand for them before they reveal the next waypoint
>Combat, slap it on easy for mindless button mashing or bump it up to hard for tedious potion popping, oil slicking, slightly more delicate button mashing
>Side quests are all wrote and predictable until OH NO LE EPIC TWEEST YOU TOTALLY DIDN'T SEE COMING AFTER IT HAPPENED 10 TIMES IN A ROW
>Your horse controls like it's a wooden rocking horse on wheels

It's the best attempt ever at an open world but it's still shit. The problem is this obsession with realism, even the fantasy elements are rooted in a realistic world and involve realistic people doing boring, mundane, realistic things in their boring, mundane, realistic land. If all you're gonna do is immitate reality with a dash of magic then what's the fucking point? Why bother? Why would I spend hours of my life riding through lifelike fields? That doesn't make the game more fun. Stop making games that immitate real life, stop making games that try to be as realistic as possible, it's not FUCKING fun. Art is supposed to be better than reality, not mirror it.

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>Stop making games that immitate real life, stop making games that try to be as realistic as possible, it's not FUCKING fun.
It's escapism! Can't you see? It's not healthy!

>Bloodborne-fags are still angry enough to type all this out 4 years later

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Bloodborne is an even shittier game

>It's not healthy!
Escapism is the only thing that keeps people from killing themselves. Whether it's sports, drinking, movies, music or video games it's the only thing that soothes the horror of existence in this technoagricultural hellscape.

>muh bloodborne is shitty
say why faggot I dare you to even write one valid criticism

>say why faggot I dare you to even write one valid criticism
Because the only good From Software game was Dark Souls and even that one shit the bed when you got to Anor Londo. Bloodborne is just a parody of Dark Souls, it does nothing new, it just rips it off and says "no look it's super speed anime time it's totally different!!!".

>I discover a lot of shit exploring
>Yeah, a little bit but way better that any other open world game, this kind of game affects main story all the time because "oh, this is urgent" and then we do side quest and it wasnt that urgent
>It is button mashing, or you can take a hard difficulty, learn how to dodge or play only with signs. (but yeah is annoying combat)
>You are just wrong here.
>yes

Dude they tried to adapt Witcher books, they are like that, its fantasy but with realism on it. I think you just dont like this kind of setting but that doenst make the game "trash". You know whats thrash? fuckin Resident Evil 6, its trash in every way.

>20fps
>pointless difficulty
>no reward for anything
>terrible story
yeah, it's sooooo difficult to criticize a fromshit game.... OH NON NONO NONONONONO

Fuck you buddy, Sekiro is awesome.

Sekiro is the worst FromSoft game, and that includes all the Armored Cores.

switch owners don't give a shit. If it's a popular game they'll buy it.

Only valid one is 20fps

You fucking zoomers are honestly so pretentiously stupid it's laughable

I wish the quests were more consistent qualitywise. The writing is all over the place.

>GUUUUUYS LOOK AT ME BEING CONTRARIAN OVER HERE HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY
Alright, one (You) but now it's off to bed with you, kid

>It's the best attempt ever at an open world

Gothic exists.

People don't all like the same thing you fucking sheep

I told you to go to bed.

>Huge empty world just like real life, miles of empty fields and houses with nothing in them, nothing to discover from exploring
>Boring ass fetch quest main story where you go from asshole to asshole and get whined at to do an errand for them before they reveal the next waypoint

sounds like Skyrim or Dragon's Dogma.
what even is the difference at this point? Geralt is a fixed character. And yes, all these games sorta suck dick in that regard as they seem empty. You wouldn't believe how much cut content Skyrim has. There was a whole questline about Balgruuf getting killed by his kids and Mephala and the siege of Whiterun being way more elaborate than the crock of shit we actually got. so yeah, video games suck because too often we are slaves to greedy corporate dickweeds who dictate how rich of an experience a game will be

I'm 32, be quiet or I'll rape you

Yeah we are the same age, let's mate

None of you are actually 32

I wish

I'm 26 but feel 36

ok, you may mate then

they should have kept the same design as the first two games, that is linear open areas that were filled with interesting things to do. The open world in the third instalment just looks like something they did in order to artificially increase the play time and appease to the reddit demographic.

add braindead AI to that

blah blah blah

Hark n'away with thee, oy!
Tis ps3 games cargo here be heavy as me nuts!

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