Summarize the story of your favorite video game in five words

Kill big monster ressurect girl

The Foxes Wedding: FUCK ME

Bring your kids gone wrong

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American government kidnapped my tribe

is this NieR?

Hegalian dialectics in Vietnam 007

There was a hole here

the archangel is a liar

The cake is a lie.

set sail and control wind

shadow of the colossus
nier
morrowind
doom (any)
wind waker

Hunt beasts, become squid baby

Drop blocks so lines disappear
Save your sister, get jiggy
Counter Terrorism in global locales
Russian madman vs. male Lara

You're a squid now.

bioshock 2?

Bloodborne

Goddess saves Nippon from demons

No one will figure this one out, damn I've outdone myself

Two twins fight in Alaska.

every character is fucking miserable

There was only one ship.

Twin snakes

Dem dorfs, dem fuckin' dorfs

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cowboy and bum find city

Issac Clarke Suffers From PTSD

The main character kill himself

I have no mouth and must scream

bear seek seek lest remaster

Sh2

sneed and feed formerly chucks

Sotfs

big stone fall from sky

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You make planet Tarth planet!

warrior of light nods stoically

it's silent hill 2 now

The Simpsons: Tapped Out™

Samurais fucked by reincarnation voodoo

They literally just had to have her say her little prayer while you were leveling up, that's why the Maiden in Black's saying is so memorable

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youtu.be/orN9Ep8z9CY

meat man jumps on walls

Collect magical water, fight alzheimers.

Aeris dies, Cloud wasn’t SOLDIER

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kill your son, nuke boston

The fairy is a liar

Yo buddy, still alive?

kill monsters save the world

Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles

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kek.

Haven't finished the game, the fight with the teleporting ninja was a pain in the ass and after finding out you were locked into bad ending unless you played pussy pacifist i decided not to bother.

"Wait, machines have emotions too?"

soldier goes mad with PTSD

One? Are you sure?

avenge brother in flying castle

Your dad fucks the universe.

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Villain did absolutely nothing wrong

Katamari Damacy or We Love Katamari

kill wolf drink it's blood

Katamari

Gay nigger steals town's silverware.

Sly cooper

capture souls and wear them

Bear Seek Seek Lest Curse

_ ____ __ ____ [_____]?

Nah. Game is from 1987

Do you like hurting people?

The doomsday cult was right.

big fat smelly android ass

Man wanders aimlessly around office

Japanese school boy rejects god

>doomsday cult was right.
Far cry 5?

Yep.

Mechanic yeets magic oil government.

Fuck i forgot the name of that weird game that literally became famous for being fetish fuel. Heidy i think?
Stanley is a faggot
There's literally dozens of animes and games about that
Dank borne
Half life 2, metal gear saga.

>Dank borne
Close but no cigar

tlou

You do it for free.

uh...... the sorrow saga of castlevania? Legacy of Kain?

NHK

>Van Helsing becomes a squid
>Clones n nanomachines n shiet
>Plumber hops around tiny planets

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MC fucking his soulmate sister.

Viscera clean up detail

No

>Every anime

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No, that guy gets paid.

Friend kidnapped, Syndicate's back again

the church is behind everything

Shit taste fag

Based hoonterbros. Tfw I will never experience bb for the first time ever again

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Helpless fairy mass murder simulator.

Final Fantasy Tactics

Does he? i dont remember.
uhhhhhhhh Could it be the darkness 2?

That's redundant

Two brothers fight for succession

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Tetris
??
Csgo
??
Dwarf fortress
Majoras mask

You second chance is gone.

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Last one is definitely Uncharted 2

a woman hits her dragon

You are the chosen one.

Taxi driver become betrayed mobster

you are actually an old man
it's funny because this fits two games from the same series

Big fuckin’ demon tree

There's a Dragon, you're god.

Shoot yourself to stop Death

Final Fantasy V

Contractions are two words, so that's seven.

boy hates fun, destroys isekai

Gunblades, Depression and Video Compression

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Dragon's Dogma
Final Fanatsy Tactics Advanced

Perfect cloned soldier renounce fascism

SO YOU WANNA KNOW HOW TO BE A REAL MAFIOSO
You are literally the bad guy, the organization was going smoothly until you decided to start going against your boss orders and try to fuck him

Deja vu nothing makes sense

nigga goes home, shit happens.

Max Payne shoots them all.

“Shoot Mom” said the President

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aw shit, here we go again

bingo

Your thread is low quality.

>Suddnely became a tentacle monster

>Artsy farsty walking, solving puzzles

>Shitty pseudo-smart waifu simulator

>Platformer where everything spins around

>Outlawed heroes return to work

>Retired individuals bodyguard teen princesses

>Enter sunken city, collect children

>Traverse a stunningly beautiful desert

why are we still here.

Moral Relativism, Fuck Swadia Forever

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Pasta stab stab revenge adventure

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But those cigars were diamonds though. Not nice to lie. But again, not nice to peek your nose into stuff you don't really need to know either. I'd say both parties did wrong.

Not 5 words, but I hear ya.

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Man tries to become God.

My arm and leg disintegrated

OH MY GOD, HE'S GOD

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formally chucks fuck and suck

CJ TAKE YOUR BUDS OUT

Blue McRunfast stops Theodore Roosevelt

Shit I thought it was 5 words or less, I’ll fix it

Big ole fuckin’ demon tree

Kart racing to save Earth.

You hunt monsters and stuff

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People fight for weird reasons.

Excellent because it is nonexistent.

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block man places some blocks

Maybe the boss was trying to convince you to shut the fuck up, but the final enemy (yes i forgot his name) kept saying that he wanted as fewer people to find out about the diamonds and he was gonna pay you extra later for it. This on top of disobeying direct orders and letting 2 hit targets live, then robbing a bank without your boss knowing or asking him while still being under his organization. The dude in the cutscene against the FBI is nonstop sucking the dick of morello but he is pretty much the only one that fucked everything up. Mafia 2 is kinda like that too. Everything is fine and dandy until you break the rules.

Banchos dance to save earth

Bye Mom, Going on Adventure.

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Garfield cart racer.
Pokemon.
Fightcrab
Roblox
Ed Edd n Eddy MMO.

I never asked for this.

Doctor cures entire city's amnesia

Bald man incites animal rebellion.

Ookami

WHERE THE FUCK IS DAISY!?

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MECH AMERICA GREAT AGAIN RICHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD

Online Harassment Creates Killer AI

Yes. Angelo was quite a fuckup.

Big monster clap me stronk

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Ric Flair fucking murders Sting.

>This entire post

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steal shit begrudgingly save world

Defeat the WWW yet again.

Deus Ex: Piss Filter Edition

War sucks, let us feast.

Ok i start: I have no favorite games

Alien Satan invades local residence

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>wolves hunt in packs, Arisen.

Rats must be destroyed now

>trolls were kangz N shieeet

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Warband

Girl
kills
sentient
space
cancer

All possible games in one

BIG IRON ON HIS HIP

Dragon and friends kill goddess.

Yep
Dragon's Dogma

FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MARKER

we will never see a proper dead space again

I wonder if acronyms actually count as a single word.

well done, and here I thought it was too vague and simplistic to get right away

sure why not

who makes the rules anyway?

You were Revan all along.

Dunno, kinda why I'm asking.

Darkness within darkness awaits you.

I think it doesn't really matter
the point of th

Crystals broke, fight a tree

Somewhat old man babysits "grandchild".

Final Fantasy V

Can't place that there, m'lord.

Child hero fights soda empire

KotOR

Kidnapped sister and political intrigues.

100 mechanoid raid fuck you

Devil May Cry is BACK!

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Final Fantasy Tactics

No.

Space pirates make delicious candy

HEY NIKO LET'S GO BOWLING!

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what a kino ending. that line alone just seals the deal for me. damn now i want to go play it again

Yo buddy, you still alive?

GET OUT OF HERE STALKER

You gotta beat him thrice?!

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Wolves hunt in packs, Arisen!

Several missions in Russian jungle

Snake Eater

Husbando fails saving his people

Dmc 3?

Surge?

DARKNESS SUBMIT DARKNESS SUBMIT DARKNESS

We are the valiant infantry

Kingdom Hearts

cold planet kill big monsters

kill. kill. kill more demons.

Nope

HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH

Ocarina of Time or Warcraft Classic.

gacha rapes my wallet forever

THE WIND IS PUSHING ME

Courrier gets shot, saved Vegas

blade and soul lol

Back of the knee, maybe?

Poison bad. Religion good. Aliens

Metal Wolf Gear XD

Persona 5

Metroid

FNV

WC3

Lost Planet 1/2

Quake 1

Xenosaga?

чики бpики и в дaмки
where are news about stalker 2

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Futuristic female cop kills cyborgs.

how quickly the tide turns
he has such an articulated lexicon that it took forever to find one of his voice lines with only five words

Grunty and sisters join forces.

Bonus: Block puzzle in spherical form

Gorilla kidnapped, chimp goes bananas

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there's giant bugs. and robots.

Oni?

Last girl alive on earth
Shoot shells and bananas too
Short hop reverse neutral air
Parry with analogue facing attack
He is your brother Lucas
Chainsaw through a fucking worm
One fucking hour end cutscene

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Tranny fucks up entire family.

US President stops a coup

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>What ails you my friend?
>stay a while and listen.

>Your death will be avenged.

Flying murder whale was God

Fighting aliens with the nazis

Yummy underwater drugs destroyed city

Umineko?
bioshock

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the whole borderlands franchise?

Final Fantasy X

borderlands, general knox?

fuck drumpf and fuck wypipo

no
why would that be my favorite game? gross

HoMM 2

Florida woman beats up wildlife

Based Marche

I had in mind more recent game, but this works too.

no sense just follow orders

Nope

Why do people obsess over 2B's ass? She weighs 300 pounds. If she sat on your face, you'd die.

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Final Fantasy 8?
Hey Hey people

Even better. What a heavenly way to go out.

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Clone Army but with cripples

Beat girls, chose rape them

Dawn of War 2

genocide space ninjas kill baddies

Can you fuck a star?

Rance

Religion and people both suck.

I came for the rape, and stayed for the gameplay

vocaroo.com/i/s1wr5KKjb67J

Pilot Mech, Commit war crimes

ACfA

you're only locked into it if your kill count makes it to 300
even then if you do pass 300 just dont pull the trigger when prompted
it's a fantastic game and im glad more people are playing it

collect cards and fight god

the first one was, ehh, the second one was much better, but still ok, hopefully the third one will be much much better

Sequel won't be the same

BENEATH RED MOUNTAIN ONCE AGAIN

Just keep going east bro

Bravely Default

>Your right hand comes off?

eat other animals fuck god

Literally almost every JRPG ever

I am officially calling Final Fantasy VIII this from here on out

reverse time, get the mask

The factory must grow bigger

drugs and father did good

kill god become god die

hmmmm

stab seniles to sad music

Wizard steals sister, then soul.

Marines versus Aliens and Predators

Fucktorio

My turn: Badass armors kick aliens
[Warframe]

Fallout 3. I enslaved EVERYONE you paragon fuckers!

no sequel and dead studio

I'M GOING TO KILL PRAXIS

One man -ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL

Sweaty brows and entitled men.

edf

Amnesiac slav needs to die.

telefrag the hellmother's ovaries

I WANT TO EAT 2B'S ASS!

Two monkeys saves big gorilla

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I love my wife 2B!

mutants, robots, humans kill eachother

policeman sacrifices nation for daughter

God hand

Kill Galactus, resurrect your dogwife

Everything is fucked, Chosen Undead.

greek tragedy but with robots