Death Stranding Gamescom trailer

This is the most boring shit I've ever seen

why did a virtual aminata muscaria mushroom pop up when he was done peeing?

Damn this game is ugly.

My guess is some unlucky player would have it spawned in his game and he can use or eat it

kojima said something about players pissing in the same spot to make mushroom grow larger
don't know to what end of course
some weird asynchronous multiplayer thing

WHY WAS HE SITTING DOWN, IT'S A WALKING SIMULATOR

>import a literal african shitskin to your white city
>make him a cop
>surprised when he does stuff like this
the collapse can't come soon enough

This is supposed to make people hype for the game? And we're what, a month or two away from release?

LOOK GUYS, IT'S A NEW GENRE! STRAND GAMES! IF PLAYERS DO STUFF IN THE SAME PLACE IN THEIR GAME, IT DOES SOMETHING BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO BE ALWAYS ONLINE SO YOU CAN SLIGHTLY INTERACT WITH OTHERS!! WHAT, THAT'S BEEN DONE HUNDREDS OF TIMES BEFORE?! NO!! THIS IS NEW, IT'S A STRAND GAME!!

when will people start to admit Kojima is a senile old man that probably has severe dementia?

Shut up retard :)

*punches you in the fucking face*

Who the fuck do you think you are? :)

*keeps punching you repeatedly*

Why dont you shut the fuck up? :)

*pounces on you*

OwO whats this? :)

*taked your cock out of your pants*

Looks yummy! Yummy cummy for my tummy! :)

*begings licking the shaft*

you know, sitting in a game is a very underrated feature. Having Link to sit down and take a breather for a bit would make it more comfy desu. RDR2 managed to be better in this department by being autistic with the movements and details

do you trip if you eat it?

No, No Man's Sky wasn't intended to suck, and eventually it became a somewhat okay game. Death Stranding is supposed to be boring like that by design.

i don't think so but you can fall if you trip on it

I bet sonyfags will say its "comfy"

looks comfy as fuck tbhq famalam

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>not buying and playing the game for Mama

Really? Is this the Yea Forums I know?

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What are you talking about? That guy is white as fuck

Keep seething, Xtranny.

is The Boys really good as Yea Forums make out to be?
and you're right, gib milkies nao

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No, read the comics and suppress the memory of the show ever existing.

It's a pretty fun show, super heroes with problems and questionable morals.

yeah, trailer made it pretty obvious. and i like karl urban, tho he looks like a fat slob. might check it out

youtube.com/watch?v=fNS8DffQb2o

So in this interview the Dorito Pope himself says that the whole pee to make a mushroom grows applies to everything in the game and everything you do in it, and if other players do it in the same spot, it'll have an effect. He also says people aren't "quite ready" for what the online aspects are.

I don't know about you but that sort of got me interested again.

nah man I'm so into this shit. lemme wave at hologram Jeff, lemme hold that baby, lemme look at grass. this is the shit the 18-25 y/o dudes need to soothe this fucking anxiety.

For once in your life stop being a brainlet consumer and critically think about what those aspects could realistically be. If the game genuinely revolves around cooperating with other people, than it fails as a singleplayer game, so there can't be anything major. If they're merely asynchronous, then they can't be so big as to be called revolutionary. There's a difference between showing a lot and not showing enough, and the fact that we aren't being shown enough about the 'cool' aspects of this game should have you skeptical, not interested.

after burnin my dopeamine receptors with Fortnite's constant skillful pvp combat i'm afraid i wont enjoy a walking sim. even dmc 5 seems boring to me now compared to MP stuff

hideo needs to have sex at this point.

fellow boomer like me Hideo just discovered MP

At this stage if this game gets released on pc i will only pirate if i see more gunplay footage and decent game size

I mean it really does just look boring as shit. Like MGSV but without the slick core gameplay

???

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doesn't it suck when movies show you too much in the trailer?

>use your brain to solve obstacles
>put ladder
>solve obstacle
?????

>placing a ladder is adult problem solving

LOOOOOOOL i imagined hideo couldnt fall any harder after mg3. holy fuck, his glory days are over

the comics are trash

>NO DON'T LOOK AT THE GAMEPLAY FOOTAGE OF COMBAT OR STEALTH IT'S A WALKING SIM REEEEEEE

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Don't worry guys, you'll be able to take out your ubisoft enemy bases in this game too!

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there is combat?

Who's a bigger hack, Hideo or Kojima?

thats a water gun

Its all Hideo's fault. Look at MGR. he is the hack.

Redpill me on the story. I heard something about dreams and dimension travel?

No shit there is combat, you shoot skeleton soldiers in ww1 trenches and goo squid/shark mutants in forest

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Walking sim my ass, Yea Forums cant anymore retarded even if it tried

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*get
another bossfight here

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Absolutely based

most interesting looking game in years and Yea Forums shits all over it

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You’ll understand when you grow up

Seriously? I dont give a shit about combat and stealth.

A pure walking sim mixed with Kojima's storytelling and world building is already something interesting enough that I wanna play. I dont get why people get so angry about what this game is or isnt.

If you don't like it cool, but whats the point sperging out over it? Its not like anyone's gonna say "oh you know what, all those greentexting Yea Forums posts and upvoted reddit comments and twitter posts, made us change the game completely in the last minute".

If you wanna criticize it, at least wait until you played it and are actually able to form criticism based on what the game does and how it plays instead of shitposting based on irrational hatred towards the maker, or the game's premise in general. Give it a 0/10 then for all I care, but at least don't act like an idiot on the internet.

youtu.be/eD1ywoL19g0

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You travel from the east coast of america to the west coast to reconnect the cities and rescue a woman from some terrorists. Weird shit happens on the way.

So thew gameplay consists of walking around the world to find "preppers" and do deliveries for them to "connect" the USA?

Isn't this just like walking around Breath of the Wild and climbing towers to uncover the map? Kojima has lost the plot if he thinks this is revolutionary.

Only kojima could find a way to make walking so damn artistic

based

It was all there, in the cinematic trailers. You can see its in the game as a fight, its not just cutscenes. There really is a skeleton army and huge lovecraftian monsters, fuck man this game will be great. Dont give a shit what Yea Forums thinks with its shit taste this game will be a fucking blast.

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This.

>Yea Forums
at least half of those are redditors. there's a screenshot/image floating around that calls them out.
there's a dedicated reddit group of users that worship the first three MGS games but hate everything else, and especially Kojima for ruining "their" franchise, and they pretty much always use the same terminology.

In said image which is from the games subreddit I think, they talk Yea Forums kojima fanboys so its obvious there's an overlap. things they often say is that kojima actually didnt write mgs 1-3, that he's a sexist pervert, or how he doesnt deserve the credit he gets.

just a heads up

>Kojima has lost the plot if he thinks this is revolutionary.
I dunno if its revolutionary, but it certainly makes me wanna play it

hi redner group. i will buy for 20 used

yea im finna boutta be honest, i've been a huge mgsfag since the demo for mgs1 came out and I really want kojeems to succeed but this is too weird 4 me

as empty as the world looks here though, it seem like a decent setting, gameplay is still arguably kojeems strongest suit despite the narratives but the story is looking dumb so far(the babies primarily which seem very important)

>interesting

where's the interesting gameplay you cocksucking faggot

In fortnite for you zoomer scum, fuck off nigger

>only real adults can appreciate boring ass walking simulation

or maybe you're just trying to cope with your shit reflexes old man

This

>tfw your crippling addiction to pornography has completely burned out your dopamine receptors and you need constant, instant gratification

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You wont even deny it, begone fortnite zoomer.

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>Nigger cop
>acts like a nigger

Not surprised

why'd you post a picture of yourself

Uh but I didn't? I posted a picture of you?

I have attached a picture of myself to this post just to make things clear.

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This is it cuckjimadrones, this is your coclusion, kojima is hack and with 6 years of work,fucking 6, the only thing he managed to shit out is a muh non existent story walking simulator, this your fucking reckoning you mindless pieces of shit.

ANSWER HIM
WHERES THE FUCKING GAMEPLAY YOU TRASH

>walking simulator
There you go again spouting buzzwords you retarded brainlet. The game has combat so it is automatically not a walking simulator.

>all the pseudo intellectuals in this thread

pretending to understand stories that don't make sense doesn't make you smart

Why so angry? Plenty of gameplay for you to see if you watched all of the trailers or bothered to scroll above.

Yea Forums is really funny now. it seems like the cinematic crowd has really taken over. this cinematic crowd isn't just zoomers. it's also full of wannabe boomers who got into -- or BACK into -- video games during the recent nerd trend that really took off during the launch of PS4; they needed a console they could latch onto and they chose PS4 because MS just messed up really badly. PS4 is shit, though

the game looks nice, but that's about it. more gameplay needs to be shown. post links if there are more bits of gameplay

>YIKES

You need to go back to retardera, troon.

>2016 - 2019
>6 years

imagine being this invested about a game you dont even wanna play

Imagine seething and coping this hard about video games

That's zoomers and semenheads for you. Cant even count properly.

All these camoes are so fucking cringe. Its absolutely pathetic. Also that article where kojima said he passed on Kino Reeves after the cyperpunk reveal was Triple cringe.

>the next no man's sky?
He hasn't promised anything for it to be a No Man's Sky, only said that it would be a 'completely new type of action game'. Kojima also explicitly stated that he showed at Gamescom was only a hint.

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CRINGE DURRR BRINDGE

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Because your deflecting and projecting like the mindless fanboy you are.
> Plenty of gameplay for you to see if you watched all of the trailers or bothered to scroll above.
All you do is walk in them, not interesting in the slightest, yet retards like you will eat it up.

Imagine shilling and coping for this "game"

i also think it's lame, but this is what the new video game crowd wants.

Uhh ok. I guess slamming as many famous people as I can into my bland looking game will somehow make it amazing.
>I CAN FUCKING PEE? BASSSSED!!
Fucking fuck yourself my main man.

The only one who's coping is you buddy, I literally don't give a fuck what you say about this game, you will not change my mind or anybody else's mind for that matter, I will be enjoying this game day 1 while you will be shitposting and seething about it on Yea Forums

Its you who is ignoring every bit of gameplay in a blind rage. I for one will enjoy this game and forget about you while you still seethe days later.

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literally less gameplay than launch version of no man's sky

>All you do is walk in them
actual retard

>People talk about game
>Come into thread
>Say: It looks pretty boring because the majority of gameplayvideos are just the protagonist walking around doing mundane things
>I SEE THE ZOOMER GENERATION IS SO RETARDED THEY NEED TO SHOOT SOMETHING EVERY 10 SECONDS. FUCKING AUTISTIC NIGGERS FUCK OFF THIS GAME IS DEEP AND HAS MEANING BEHIND IT

I swear to god its like Kojimafags are the biggest babies on the Internet.

i doubt it's kojimafags. it's nu-sonyfags/normalfags who got into video games in the past two gens

>Guise I took picture with a famous gaijin man do I look good now please buy my game xDD
The absolute state of Kojima Hideo

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see this shit? a kojima drone would, at least, go into depth on why he thinks it is bad. this guy's just going straight to feelings

this

HAHAHA RODD I MAKING NEW GAME BY MYSELF HAVE TOY OF MY NEW STUDIO MASCOTT WOULD YOU RIKE TO BE IN MY GAME.

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Isn't Todd supposed to be over 6 feet tall? I know for a fact that Kojima is under 6 feet. What's going on?

the absolute state of user getting assblasted by a twitter screencap that he has saved on his computer

Literally laughing at the absolute delusion on the both of you, the only ones who are seething and shilling too while at it are you, zoomer retards.
>i will have the time of my life with this bowl of shit while you'll be coping on Yea Forums, i am clearly the superior here :DDD

The amount of fucking cope on you.

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>People call game a walking simulator with literally no gameplay other than walking
>Someone points out that it has plenty of other gameplay mechanics
>FUCKING KOJIMADRONES

damn you are in shambles

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It just looks so bland and boring. I feel awkward when I watch the cutscenes/story and everything "deep" seems to be a metaphor that a high schooler could easily make.

user please, cut them some slack, they've been coping with the fact that kojibro hasn't made anything worthwhile since his PS2 days
they will literally eat up anything at this point

It's dark souls plus botw plus mgs

>plenty

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That grass in the distance looks so bad. You can see the copy pasted textures in some shots

You know its going to go on PC because SONY has no faith that this will cover the costs of making this pile of shit.

>Yea Forums posts TLOU webm of Joel carrying a ladder
>"walking sim LMAO"
>Yea Forums posts Death Stranding webm of Sam carrying a ladder
>"omg, based Kojima, let me suck your pp pls"

Nice cope
I'm not the one excited over a literal walking simulator in 20 fucking 19

exactly what i was thinking whether the game is good or not

LMAOOO
BASED BLACK MAN

I doubt you can get excited over anything at all. Im glad I still can though. Reply to me with more buzzwords if it makes you sleep at night.

Negro Kojima is pretty much the OG of cinematic games. It's a bit different when it comes to him. People are going to give him the benefit of the doubt.

In your mother's cum-filled rectum, go take a look

> Kojima
> storytelling
> worldbuilding

You mean listening to hour long expositions about the world? Sounds fun.

What was your favourite gameplay mechanic?
Mine was when you have to piss because im a fucking cunt. Also Rocking that baby will not become annoying fast. Fucking hell I just love walking simulators.

What's the point of these threads? Nobody knows what the gameplay will be until it's fully revealed.

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based Yea Forums

They have shown you in the 20 trailers released

I know what the gameplay is though because im not retarded.

>Also Rocking that baby will not become annoying fast.
Rocking the baby seems like it could be pretty tense if he starts crying when you're being chased by enemies.

His crying could give you away to human enemies, and you have to unplug him to rock him so BTs could also sneak up on you.

Nothing more to say? As expected
Nice assumption there btw

You walk and piss sometimes, that's literally all you do.

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God I hate boomers and I say this as a boomer

>Joel can just carry ladder from point A to point B
>Sam can put the ladder fucking anywhere and use it for a variety of purposes
Woah yeah completely the same dumb kojibros

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Kojima's reputation went sky high since the Konami stuff. He was always popular but he's on another level now, so a lot of people who never played his stuff are now paying attention.

To be fair if you're not familiar with his work I could understand the "I don't get it" reaction based on what has been shown so far. Personally I'm not hyped but still holding out hope that he retains that magic.

You know I'm okay with normies not understanding this game.

I like how the E3 2018 trailer showed shitload of gameplay mechanics but people still thought it was only walking and the mechanics were just cutscenes, turns out they are all in the game. Yet no one believed me in 2018, not even the motorcycle. youtu.be/rP3UngLFou4

based s p a m ridiculing the zoomers

Stay mad, Xcuck.

These are the kind of people who were angry that the Brotherhood of Steel were evil in Fallout New Vegas

I'm expecting parts of it to be maximum comfy, but overall I feel like we're in for a brutal nomadic tragedy and probably some very unnerving situations.

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>Brotherhood of Steel were evil in Fallout New Vegas
what

Pure ludokino.

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Seems like Sam will fail alot, in the story and gameplay, and the game will be pretty punishing. Falling, getting eaten by BTs, get carried away by river, maybe even piss yourself

'evil' in this case being 'not shining white knights like in fallout 3'

Thank you user

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Getting to piss on one spot with other players worldwide is pretty interesting to me. Don't tell anyone but I'm also gonna shake the BB at least a couple of times because humans are always at least some percent evil.

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genius! the man is a genius!

Keanu being the main character would be so annoying. I never watched TWD so i have no idea who norman reedus is so i'll be able to relate to the main character.

>unironically defending a walking sim in a big, empty open world
The hypocrisy of Kojimadrones is honestly baffling. You faggots shit on other games doing the same but think this game is something revolutionary for doing the same shit as any other generic open world game.

>if you're not familiar with his work I could understand the "I don't get it" reaction
>To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Hideout Kojima.
shut upppp retard kojima literally gets fired from konami because he blew through his budget five times over without producing anything to show his boss, now he's got his own studio where he can freely shit and smear it all over the desk and mocap Norman Reedus pissing on a baby in a jar and cunts like you will praise it as genius. this game's going to sell like hotcakes but it's going to be critically panel and pseudointellectual smoothbrains like you are going to whine and moan and cry about how "t-the critics just dont understand muh subtle nuance!!" fuck offfff

>see cliff
>press O to put down ladder
>press O to clib ladder
holy shit i'm such a smart and talented adult i wonder how many babbies are stuck down here

I think it'll be the second best game where you play a courier in post apocalyptic America of all time.

Death Stranding looks like total shit. The best open world games have nothing but content in them. Ubisoft makes the world's best open world games simply because they cram them full of content and things to do on the map. If you aren't getting stuff done every few steps on the map, you're literally not playing the game at all.

It's obvious Kojima has no goddamn clue how to make open world games and he really needs to learn from the best like Far Cry 5, Watchdogs and Assassin's creed.

it's got the same gimmick "multiplayer" that's not actually multiplayer but a fucking retooled leaderboard that instead of sharing highscores between players it shares tags on in game objects.

>Kojima enabling forced exclusivity cancer
Turns out he was Konami's tumor and not the other way around.

>we have gotten to a point where you can bang on some drums and strum a guitar and get a round of applause. Music industry has taken a dive...

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No man's sky was "fixed" in the end

>
Are kojima game threads usually like this?

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it's amazing how butthurt kojima dick-riders get when the dogshit gameplay is called out.

Rdr2 is very restrictive outside of its open world. On missions and side missions the player is often treated like a toddler.

No, MGSV made its revenue back on day one. The simple truth is Konami is averse to taking any risk so they switched to mobile game revenue, Kojima did nothing wrong.

>The best open world games
Name 3

>dogshit gameplay
I will allow story slander but this is definitive pleb identifier

these people are completely clueless about video games
if you showed a video of the main character pissing at a video game event 20 years ago, everyone would have laughed and cheered
now these people are crying like it's the worst thing ever

Red Dead redemption 2
Assassin's creed origins
Witcher 3

If it was like every other generic open world game there would be a billion objective markers and stuff everywhere with a shitload of generic content to do.
The only open world game this really resembles is Breath of the Wild, where exploring the world was the whole point of the game and traversing the environment was actually enjoyable.

try to think of a single game that didn't advertise and heavily promote its gameplay. we're not talking about fucking plot spoilers here, we're talking about WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU DO IN THIS GAME?

>OMG a huge open world with nothing to do in it

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Oh, you were just talking about DS. It remains to be seen but MGS has g r e a t gameplay and it is always innovative.

Daily reminder that the only people frothing at the mouth over the "muh walking simulator" shit are literal retards who have no clue on the subject and cant assess basic game design elements on their own since they started gaming in 2015. Watch as not a single one of them refutes this post (which is why you should copypaste this in every Death Stranding thread on loop)

>the game is a survival game, the world and its challenges (not scripted) are the obstacle, you aren't walking "to the content", the content is the traversal
>the game has multiple types of survival mechanics that play into the traversal
>the game has stealth and a combat system that plays into the obstacles you face
>the game has elements of permadeath and roguelites, the slow movement and harsh traversal is a nonscripted challenge with a permanent failstate in the form of the voidout craters and being forced into Hades
>the game has online mechanics and all of what was listed is only what is currently known about the game

Also, daily reminder to not let autistic toddlers continue "criticizing" death stranding before refuting these points. If this has been posted to the death stranding thread and autists ignored it to keep shitposting, simply refer them to this post until they refute each point without memecal buzzwords

>5 uPlay points have been deposited into your Ubisoft account

>Prease get this western piggu out of here already

I wonder if he can top vagina bomb in bad things done to damsel in distress.

Yea Forums is mad that they can't pin down exactly what this game is. Kojima went on about how he's making a new genre of game, so of course the obvious thought is how epic would it be to mock him by figuring out the gameplay and telling Yea Forums how simple and generic it really is at it's core? He's only shown the game in a very cryptic manner, so you can't do that though. The best they do is calling it a walking simulator, but it carries no weight because nobody believes that. It's obvious to people actually following the trailers that there's more to it than that. How do you connect Mikkelson and Del Toro's characters in a fully modeled ww2 setting with tanks, planes and all, Sam and his team fighting those BT ghost things in that shadowy place, and Sam waking up on the shore with a bunch of beached whales and five monolithic figures in the sky? You can't right now, and you surely can't simplify it down to being a walking simulator with these elements at play. Haters have no credibility because Kojima has refused to give them ammunition, and it pisses them off. So they settle with talking about hardly relevant things like Kojima putting celebrities in the game, or parroting that it's a "walking simulator", which they've been doing since the last trailer (where they also weren't believed).

don't bother feeding the retard (you)'s. I'm pretty sure his goal is to act as cringeworthy as possible to get people to stop using wojak, or to just be a complete retard

Makes sense

GoldenEye for Nintendo 64 is fucking trash by today's standards, stop living in the past.

Why are you making deliveries to the Dorito Pope?

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>shake the controller to soothe the baby
it's shit

>W O L B A C H I A

None of you can objectively prove whether the game will be shit or not and none of you can stop it from failing or from succeeding. If this game bothers you you should simply find a game you like to talk about instead.

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She's Kojima's childhood waifu so I can't see him doing anything nasty to her.

some truthbombs right here

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Why did you photoshop his nose and lips to be out of proportion?

I haven't played it in a long while but Perfect Dark still holds up very well.

I find it all funny honestly,. Niggas really upset.

Hey I already said I'm not feeling it so far but

>Fall off a cliff
>Baby starts crying
>Grab baby
>Rock baby to sleep
>"No no no, please don't shake the baby"
>Rock even harder
>"No, no, no! Please don't shake the baby"

10/10 game

only half the MGS games have great gameplay imo

Really I'm only talking about era from 1-3 but mostly 1 and 2. 3 was also great when it came out(it was also the last one I played so I can't speak for the later entries.

youtube.com/watch?v=XMEg6mfTfF4&t=7m05s

Give the sources

B-But it's just a walking simulator with pissing, r-right guys, h-haha

Todd isn't that tall but Kojima wears lifts too.

1 and V have the best gameplay in the series. fight me.

not an argument, watch the trailers and use your head

Lost'ed

>uhh.... YIKES.
There are people who unironically speak like this.

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shitposters just become more obnoxious when they realize they can't do anything against a games success.

NOOOO IT'S A WALKING SIMULATOR!

IT'S A WALKING SIMULATOR WHERE YOU JUST POO POO PEE PEE EVERYWHERE TO MAKE MUSHROOMS GROW AND NOTHING ELSE!

IT HAS NO GAMEPLAY IT'S JUST A WALKING SIMULATOR BRO DUMB KOJIBRO DEFENDING A WALKING SIMULATOR IT'S NOT A REAL GAME IT'S JUST A WALKING PISS SIMULATOR

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>he doesnt use memes behind 7 layers of irony
yikers my dude

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NINTENDO WINS AGAIN

If I can't poopoo peepee in my pants then I might have to pawn the whole setup and go back to my comfort zone of games from 2008 and before.

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I did, now the give sources that support your claims.

>options button to fold the ladder up
I hope that shit is rebindable, that seems like the most unintuitive button to use

>what a thrill...

I get what you're saying, but honestly the baby soothing mechanic just looks like straight up cancer. I don't know why he'd put that in the game at all as it already looks like it'd be a chore to play because of that alone.

dude you have no fucking idea how bad it is. a couple of versions ago Epic changed the way UE4 displays colors and how it handled emmisive glow and bloom to be in line with the film industry. they instantly broke hundreds upon hundreds of projects being developed even fucking their own example projects people use to learn ue4. people were pissed and complained and they were like "sorry now it's physically accurate. we're not changing it back." and by that they mean how it would look if the game camera was an actual film camera. real fucking geniuses there. don't design with the eyeball in mind, no, emulate film stock. even if you are making something based in reality, what fucking sense does it make to emulate a film camera? are we suppose to imagine every game character has a film crew following them?

Is that actually real?

The ethical choices of Death Stranding.

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20 minutes of climbing ladder animation! I can hardly wait!

based kojima milking pseuds for that easy cash

Holy fuck that trailer was a whole bunch of nothing.
Are people really hyped for this?

I mean out in the wild yeah it seems like just a chore. But when being pursued by enemies it looks like it could add an extra layer of depth.

>hazmat guy hits you with the stick and makes the baby start crying
>cant properly hide from hazmat guys until you calm the baby down because the crying gives you away
>we don't know if the baby still detects BTs when it's crying so you could run from the hazmat guys straight into a bunch of monsters without realising
>even if you can still see the BTs when it's crying - you still have to unplug the baby to calm it down meaning the monsters can sneak up on you.

If that picture is legit it's actually really cool. Obviously after you've done it a few times you'll be over it but it's still pretty cool.

>Best open world sandbox ever
>Also features the best cinematic linear TPS campaign ever
Based rockstar, BTFOing AssCreed and Uncharted in one game.

No just a joke image. Somewhere it was confirmed that the mountain can be traversed though.

There was a large portion of the central United States covered in large voidout zones or craters in the Gamescom demo. I wonder how we'll get from East to West with that in mind and I wonder how the game world's scale will feel since the map is actually just America from what we've seen.

the baby crying is going to get old fast

wow just like Joel's flashlight! TOTALLY NEW MECHANICS!

I love Yoshi’s Island exclusively for this mechanic. This is genius.

>I did
nope

baby mario is the worst part of yoshis island. the only appeal of the game is being yoshi

>the next no man's sky
NMS promised tons of things it simply didn't have while DS promises a walking simulator and nothing more right now. It's not in any way comparable.
Maybe it's the next Life is Strange.

>le cinematic over the shoulder walking simulator

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new adult filter

>see obstacle
>place ladder

Sounds like a Sean Murray promise

this. everything about this game so far is projecting and maybe speculation. every thread for it is people jerking off kojima when we literally know absolutely nothing about this game other than some generic pics and short video clips not doing anything particularly interesting.

it would be one thing if this was a sequel where we at least have an idea as to what to expect and a previous game to talk about but we literally have nothing to do other than call it a walk sim or cry about people calling it a walking sim. let the threads die for now till something actually worthwhile (whether its good or bad) is shown you faggots.

He's shown nothing but "hints". Remember The Game Awards gameplay reveal which ended up showing nothing but walking?

Can he open his mouth any wider?

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh DILATE, TRANNIE

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>separatist asshole knocks off my cargo and takes it for himself
Finally I'll be able to experience the pizza delivery episode for myself
youtube.com/watch?v=4U9pIU3Egu4

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Don't flatter yourself

Nothing but hints is par for the course for Kojima.

Holy shit the Kojima drones meme is not a meme at all...
>open world meme
WOW

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Open worlds are kino though, especially one that makes the whole of the US playable. Naturally it's a little too much to process for people with tiny minds.

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Yea Forums isn't mad only because they can't pin down exactly what it is
Yea Forums is mad because as you just said it can't pin down what it is and still most of you fucks keep treating it like the second coming of christ
fucking wanna be intellectual gamers is what ruined the dark souls comunity and this is going straight with it

are you bullshitting? it isn't going to be the whole US is it?

No. The kojimmydrones are just hyping themselves up so they can experience another Phantom Pain. They're addicted to it.

Most people who are genuinely interested just seem eager to play a post apocalyptic delivery guy game with a weird story. Don't know how the fuck that's treating it like the second coming of christ or makes them "wanna be intellectual".

>death stranding turned out to be shit
>cyberpunk turned out to be shit
this has been a very terrible week for my expectation

Fucking this, I was really interested in this game at first but the marketing has gotten so pretentious it kills the hype for me.

I wouldnt care if it's a walking simulator if the graphics are comfy enough and the story is good. Dont care if it's an stealthy action survival type of game as along as it's good.

But this whole "everything is a mystery wooo" and the endless dickriders praising kojima as an genius for revealing nonsensical bullshit and not explaining anything is stupid as hell and obnoxious.

Just show us what the fuck the game is about before nobody brothers buying it and it flops and kills your career. What are these so called amazing and revolutionary game aspects?

Why is the only main gameplay shown is just walking around and fucking pissing. Like come on the game is almost out now.

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Kojimadrones care more about some pretentious vague story than mechanically rich and deep gameplay. You're all niggers.

BotW is BotW for adults

>Why is the only main gameplay shown is just walking around and fucking pissing.
That's the fucking game. You're travelling across america while delivering cargo to people and engaging in some occasional action on the way. There's no mystery anymore, they've explained the premise of the game yet people still act like they have zero idea what it is. The latest gameplay even showed what some of the multiplayer shit yet I see no one taking any notice. You can pick up other player's lost cargo and deliver it for them. It's not going to be some mindblowing shit, it's just a video game.

What other games that aren't even released yet turned out to be shit?

>most of you fucks keep treating it like the second coming of christ
>fucking wanna be intellectual gamers
Nobody does and this really shows how butthurt you get simply by people NOT calling something shit when you want it to be shit.

>For once in your life stop being a brainlet consumer
Starting off with being irrationally mad. Good start.

>what those aspects could realistically be.
A lot. Creative boundaries here are far apart.

>If the game genuinely revolves around cooperating with other people, than it fails as a singleplayer game, so there can't be anything major. If they're merely asynchronous, then they can't be so big as to be called revolutionary
Not true. All they have to do is collect data from players around the world in their experience, and then apply effects. It can totally be something major while still succeeding as a singleplayer game.

You can for example have a whole city appear from the "other side" if enough people do a certain thing, while still have said city in the game as a kind of rift scenario or have a player unlock it otherwise. And thats just a shallow example.

Me personally I loved the feeling of weight movement had in MGSV. I really liked just going around rock climbing, parkouring around on mother base, jumping between buildings and stuff like that in MGSV. I know Death Stranding is on a different engine, but if it has the same sense of weight that MGSV has or even better, than I'm all in for a traversal simulator with some combat in it.

youtube.com/watch?v=yr4RvdREwl8

I saw this the other day and i just gotta say im sure that death stranding is gonna be on a higher level.

Why are people so butthurt about a short comedic gameplay trailer before the real deal at TGS?

Animations are usually done in a seperate software and then ported to the engine the game is made in.

So the animations could very well be the same even.

T. Urbancuck who never traversed wilderness with a heavy backpack

It doesn't matter what they might or might not show, some people just want to shitpost

>Nobody does and this really shows how butthurt you get simply by people NOT calling something shit when you want it to be shit.
you're just projecting at this point
i've never said or thought anything negative about this game and sure as fuck i don't want it to be shit
why the fuck would i want a game to be shit i'm on a /videogame/ board because i like games
every discussion about this game is full of people claiming that kojima is a genious and he can do no wrong
>nobody does
i've seen plenty

Babby's first Kojima game?

I don't think I have enough IQ points to play this game, lads

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>every discussion about this game is full of people claiming that kojima is a genious and he can do no wrong
I only ever see people doing that ironically for shitposting purposes, which can be seen in this thread.

Looks like BotW for mums.

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to each their own i guess
you see what you want to see and same goes for me
i'll just call you a faggot and be done with this

BotW already is BotW for mums.

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You can enjoy this game even if you're a brainlet

>press (A) to wake up
kek

Woah dude realistic means more epic for gamers like us amirite.

Perhaps you're just a complete retard who can't tell that posts like aren't sincere.

i was ending it on a friendly note but bringing up clearly ironic posts just makes you look like an idiot

game will flop and kojima will be exposed. again

Oh so you actually can detect irony. So are you gonna bother pointing out some posts legitimately calling Kojima a genius who can do no wrong then or were you just lying?

If the world is half as beautiful as SOTC im down to just running around and exploring.

Literally has already happened in a Kojima game and everyone loved it

i just genuinely think it looks way too barren/bland
im sure there are people who enjoy that sort of thing and will spend hours finding cool secrets and shit.
just not for me is all.

>You see that mountain?
>You can pee on it.

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amazing. todd's mad

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At least the NMS devs admitted their mistakes after release and put in the work to improve it. We all know Kojima is going to double down on this dumpster fire

this thread purpose was to trash on the game so obviously most of the people are trashing on the game
trailers on youtube or other threads are filled with pretentious comments
this beign the only decent post on this thread

BotW is a kids game bro

None of those are calling him a genius who can do no wrong. You're just pointing out posts that say anything remotely positive about the game or state that there are many gameplay mechanics instead of just dismissing it as a walking simulator.

oh damn sorry i didn't realize you had to be spoonfed this much, do you also think that when somebody calls you a retard on the internet they actually think you have a mental condition?
and you're right none of this posts say word for word that kojima is a genious and he can do no wrong but all of them are extremely pretentious in their own way
>You're just pointing out posts that say anything remotely positive about the game
no i'm pointing out posts that pretend that even walking in this game is artistic or that you're probably just a toddler if you don't understand it
there's literally nothing to understand and that's what i've been saying the whole time we still haven't seen everything it's retarded to dismiss this game as a walking simulator but it's also retarded to pretend the game is incredible

Can I fill it with Sam's piss?

not an argument, try again

so double the map size? BASED

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There aren’t any exploration or interesting movement - stamina mechanics in red dead. It’s a fun game to play with friends, but it’s not some “adult” replacement for botw, whatever that means

It’s 1000% an argument
People are not arguing about this game in good faith. It’s jusf shitposting on both sides

it was't supposed to be you brainlet, try again

oh look it's the all original Black-Goo monsters again, haven't seen those ever

if youre a fucking clueless zoomer and dont understand the first thing about game design maybe. Id never play BOTW simply because i dont give a fuck about nintendo shit but it objectively has infinitely more freedom and actual gameplay than RDR2 (the game which I played myself) because it apes design elements from immersive sims. RDR2 is literally just another skin deep open world game and everything it does well is completely detached from gameplay freedom or creativity of any type. If anything the only strength RDR2 has are its pseudo RPG elements but it doesnt commit to them either and every mission is just another rockstar GTA mission but with even more restrictions and laughably specific success/ fail states

Why is homo's bridge baby red? Where do homo's even get bridge babies?

is it red to differentiate it from the bridge babies used by bridges? like a bridge gayby because of the homo faction?

or can I customize my gayby by choosing the color and name? what else can I do except rock it?

Yea Forums is still mad over MGSV being a movie, the hate in here towards DS has nothing to do with DS himself, people decided they were going to hate it back in 2015.
Remember when they spent years calling it vaporware and now it's going to be maybe the game that Kojima developed the fastest since MGS1?

How?
NMS is still nothing but a clunky, poor Minecraft clone in space.

Why do you pretend to care?
You ate up MGS1, 2 and 3 despite being some of the worst stealth games ever made.

The only somewhat fun part of this whole gameplay footage was trying not to fall when going down a steep hill. Is this a vide game? Is this real life?

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It's not a gameplay trailer you mong it's supposed to show off Geoff's character.

Because 20 yeard ago it would show that this game ha so many possibilities you can even pre.
Now it shows hackdeo is so impotent, he couldn't come up with any engaging gameplay and made pissing on mushrooms instead.

this cant be happening to us multiplat bros!

Yeah too bad botw didn't come up with such ingenius traversing mechanic such us slowly choosing ladder in menu and than climbing it even slower

>literally nothing but pissing and baby noises
who the fuck is this made for

I tried the new update that came out, its actually a lot of fun. A lot more to do now.

Not him, but he said UBISOFT games dummy. The only one there is Assassin's Creed Origins, but I haven't played it so won't comment. I have played The Division 2 though which if you think is what is a great open world is, then you have shit taste.

>peeing mechanics

Nice.

When the guitar is just power chords and the drums are synthetic, yes.

Fuck you, playing Goldeneye with muh buds after highschool was the best shit to come out of the 90s!

Yea Forums would love this if it was called MGS6.
For all the talk Yea Forums does about Kojimadrones, the truth is that Yea Forums is just MGS drones instead, they are mad that DS isn't an MGS.

Accidently deleted quote. Meant for (You).

>Playing the co-op/multiplayer with best friend
>Playing the co-op/multiplayer with V

The only shit I give about this game.

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You mean everyone getting excited for a game when all we've seen since the first trailer 3 years ago is literally just walking in open fields, and the developer saying "it's going to be amazing trust me", and then people acting like they're surprised when it turns out to be shit on release day?

Yeah it's just like No Man's Sky

>BOTW for adults
physics puzzles are considerably more complex than lock-to-point ladders.
That being said, it does seem like this game will have some interesting traversal mechanics, I wager shit like controlling center of gravity and momentum while moving around to make sure your packages aren't destroyed or lost will be a big thing

How? I mean they both have horses but that's it.

How is it the best?
The only mechanic to use the open world half decently is the hunting, the rest of the game is just an empty sandbox where nothing about your location or the environment around you matters that much.

No it's not. No man's sky was completely aimless and Death Stranding has a narrative that you have to follow so your objective will always be clear.

I'm sure you'll understand what the words 'problem solving' mean in game design when you grow up user
It's not "square block in square hole"
how so?

Presumably it causes plant resources to grow. My guess would be that within a day or two of the game being out there will be one designated spot near the starting parts of the map which is simply filled with resources because everyone will piss there.

If I wanted to explore the Big Empty, I'd just pay for a ticket to the midwest and do it myself

>all we've seen since the first trailer 3 years ago is literally just walking in open fields
And stealth, melee and guns, boss fights, vehicles and traversing dangerous terrain. Literally all walking.

>MGSV being a movie
Even though it's the game in the series with the least cutscenes per gameplay (aside from MG1 and 2 at least)? I mean, it was certainly a disappointment in several ways, but that seems like a stupid criticism. That said, I know Yea Forums gets pretty butthurt about Kojima in general, sometimes justifiably, sometimes not.

>The entire game takes place in a humans body
>It's a giant MMO as well but the map is so big that you have to travel awhile before finding someone else
>There are a few different servers (each one is a different person) and which one it connects to is hardcoded into your copy of the game
>eventually you can hack the persons nervous system and control the human yourself
>these connect to the nervous systems of real life celebrities
>kojima has been having them all come over, getting them drunk, knocking them out and surgically implanting devices in their spinal chords against their knowledge before they leave the next day.
>so far 117 in real life celebrities have been turned into sleeper cells for gaming jihadists.

This
The strand mechanics sound honestly pretty interesting but only if the game is actually really hard without them.
It sounds like the game will get more fucked when you die and you leave void-out craters where you got grabbed by BTs, and that creates more severe obstacles for other players
Good players have to fix the fallout of bad players

its a game designed for playing, not watching. Sorry that kojima isnt making the game by ubishit marketing mandates so the gameplay can be broken down into a 3 minute setpiece that demonstrates the entire gameplay loop and everything that you can possibly do in the game

It's not Yea Forums it's some retarded nintendie/xbot discord fag.

Would the game be good if it IS a walking simulator but walking is actually really hard, like you have to keep your balance with the gyro-control in the DS4, you have to control your speed and momentum and even small bumps have the possibility to make you lose your packages

According to the latest gameplay fragment, you can rescue lost cargo from other players and finish deliveries for them. This way they plan to create connections between strangers, but what I would like is that there is some way to find players through IDs, so that there are threads in Yea Forums with the IDs of each one and thus be able to connect with user.

We do we stop winning bois? Yea Forums is clearly mad that Chadstation gets another GOTY.

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this huge fucking backpack and stupid babby shit is absolutely lamest fucking thing they could come up with. i propably wont even pirate it because its so fucking stupid

I think the story looks interesting, but from the gameplay we've seen so far, I think its fair to be skeptical. Besides, being overhyped is usually a bad thing.

>Pirate a PS4 game
For fuck's sake.

Huh?
youtu.be/tvwLr1pz_5E?t=304

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that is not the og picture right?
why is it such a blurry mess?

I just don't like how Kojima is such a imperialist loyal dog, doesn't he realize nu-America is owned by Israel?

probably not live game play just a captured video

the stranding gimmick actually looks fun

if this game was actually a generic Zelda clone like Yea Forums is saying why did kojima spends months crunching code?

please redpill me on how Kojima is a sexist pervert

kojima is so under appreciated for how much he saved gaming. Gaming before Kojima was dog shit. Hes pioneered a lot of stuff that other devs would not take a risk on. The haters hate him because they assume a guy working under him did all the lore for MGS. When Kojima himself said he did all the lore.

Obviously not
It's playable in 4k

Reminder
>Why would changing something cause more bugs? How can you be involved with game development with that midnset? - Hideo Kojima
youtu.be/WCDBwolR3Jk

>After asking for Sunny's dialogue to be rerecorded extremely late into the development cycle, co-workers laugh their ass off in disbelief
youtu.be/7b8tGsK-Btk

Turns out all Konami was doing was keep this man in check and no one realized it...

this looks so fucking bad can any of you say with straight face that you are excited for it?

The )))Death Stranding((( wiped Israel off the face of the earth.

Its a character trailer for the Geoff Keighley guy. Not a gameplay trailer. The title tells you that.

Why would they record a video instead of in game?

>UCA
doom alternate universe?

When will he make a game where WE can wipe out the shekel isrealis off the face of the earth?

Death Stranding:
>Massive map
>Your objective is to travel to the west coast of America, while delivering packages and making allies for Bridges
>You must safely travel across rough terrain while managing things like keeping your BB safe so you can maneuver around BTs safely, your health (which is measured in ml, so you can bleed out possibly?), and the durability of your packages and boots
>You can use various tools such as ladders and climbing rope (and more i've seen in menus, but can't identify) to maneuver around the terrain, and you have a limited amount of them, so if you get distracted by BTs or human enmies, you might have to leave something behind, which will hinder your travelling capabilities.
There are going to be various exoskeletons that you can use, probably with different benefits and different cargo capacities. We only know of the "speed" exoskeleton, which judging by game logic is probably going to move faster than normal speeds but can only hold less items. The Ludens armor might be an end-game or secret exoskeleton/equipment
>Extremely varied locations like easy to traverse plains with small hills, rocky plateaus with claustrophobic crevices that you have to traverse past, and probably in, ruined cities, areas with lots of small mossy mountains and rivers, mars-like wastelands, massive mountains peaked with snow, snowy mountains, dense forests/swamp forests, and most likely more. According to leaks and speculation, possibly even the moon will be an end-game area. I wouldn't be surprised if there's even caves
>Various types of BTs, like the floating umbilical cord ones, based on cutscenes some that appear to be quadrupeds, when BTs catch you they can bring you to various miniboss-esque enemies that are dangerous
>When you die, you get transported to an ocean-like realm where you search for your body and items in first person, to come back to life.

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>When BTs eat a corpse, a voidout happens and leaves behind a crater. Possibly an aspect of gameplay as it is shown you can also deliver corpses and there was a cutscene showing a corpse being cremated, so you might also have to bag up and cremate any corpse you find to prevent craters that could interfere with travel.
>There is also Hades, the WW1 realm, which others also say you go when you die. Though with the confirmed ocean realm, that doesn't make much sense. If you fail to find your body and come back to life in time in the ocean realm, then perhaps a voidout happens at your corpse, you lose all the packages you were delivering, and you get sent to Hades where you have to fight/find a way out to restore your disintegrated body and come back to life
>A part of one of the trailers shows you breaking open a case for your rifle, and in the menu when pulling out a ladder in release trailer, there was a rifle, so it is possible that the rifle is something you have to opt in to bring along if you think your path is going to be especially dangerous, and it will add onto your weight so you don't always want to bring it, but your handgun will always be with you.
>You might get to temporarily use superpower things like the golden mask later in the game
>Mama milkies
Either this is going to be a mediocre game with extreme potential that gets underutilized, or it's going to be one of the greatest games ever made. I think the scale leans towards the ladder (ha ha get it LADDERSSS), but nothing is set in stone, anything can happen.

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You can see a big city on the right side of the map holy fuck

united cities of america

this looks impressively empty just like mgsv. I can already tell what's gonna be in the game:

>get package from some base
>walk for 20 minutes until encounter with shadow stillborns or armed soldiers in which you either kill them all or escape unnoticed. rinse and repeat
>get ladder to ascend or descend some obstacle, likely in continuous succession to deter boredom
>deliver box to client
>walk to another location and repeat

they'll probably flavor the variety with visiting a tore down city or thick forest

last digit is how many times Hackjima begged todd howard for a cameo.
the number before is how many times he tried to get del torro down the studio to show him the pissing mechanic in person

>big empty map
>walk to cutscene
>place ladder
>climb rope
>change your boots
>optional combat
>you run away
>waste your time collecting your shit when you die
>social commentary about holding hands and being a cuck
>anything can happen

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Was picrel you? You sound quite mad about something that you haven't even seen in action yet. The full gameplay showcase is in September, so any complaints you have about the game are completely artificial until then. Sure, it could possibly end up being like that, but you can't say that as if you know, because you don't.

>Xbros and Konami shills fucked in their own downplay thread

Delicious

So it's going to be a massively empty open world with next to nothing to do and is massively overrated?

I think water is purgatory or the conduit between worlds.

Awrite awrite awrite! I can tell this game is going to be one eeeeeepic bone-chilling slow-burn!

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>for adults
That's how you sound pretentious. Adults are idiots.

Good for you

obsessed

>Looks like BotW for adults

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