How do you respond without sounding mad?

do you hear this often or did you hear it once and are still seething?

lol k nerd

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Not as easy as any female in your family.

Ur mom lmfao

if you have to ask it won't matter because you are already fuming

k

>*belches uncontrollably and violently into mic at full blast*

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reply with GG EZ yourself to confuse your enemy and win the long game. he will still think back to you when you've already moved on

You too

You just have to say "GGEZ" back at them

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I would assume this person is raging

based

why do you keep posting this?

I'm playing Overwatch so it's not a problem for me :^)

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i can't be the only person who feels as though those filters are even more insulting to read than 'gg ez'?

>"Haha, I know but at least we had fun and I'll promise I'll try to be better next time!"

>"1v1 me Dust II"
>Send them IP address
>It doesn't work
>Tell them to put it into Google Chrome instead
>They do it
>It's goatse

>"like ur mom"

This, or sometimes but not for the reason he posted. But I really want to try next time my team gets shit on.

Epic

Geegee.

There was the same thread few weeks ago and some user gave a cool respond
>oh daddy punish me please :3
That's the best response you can give those fuckers

the greatest form of trolling isn't gg ez, it's getting people banned off a game they paid for
lmao

What "EZ" means?

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Only niggers are poor sports.

I doubt gg ez is bannable. You are flooding the reports and wasting time with it.

>play overwatch
>play shit on purpose
>team gets mad at me
>report them for toxicity

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Easy

gg ez no re

this gets an unironic lmao from me

by reporting these threads for underage

>announcing reports
gg ez

I literally never use the chat in games, so I guess I won't.

>announcing reports

You too

gg guys

A good old fashioned "lol".

thanks daddy i luv

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH I'M GONNA CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM

Win next time

say "cope" - it works everytime

gg close, no matter how close it actually was.

"Nice Mule Bro"

There is only one option

_______?____________

Jesus Christ why is this thread up again

Fuck i forgot to sage!

>thinking you'll actually get banned for that

It's a myth. I've been saying some variant of "gg ez" in every game I've stomped in for two years. Dunno how many reports, but precisely 0 bans. Even in Overwatch. Fuck you quickplay is fun.

either bots or Yea Forums is truly the cesspool where hope goes to die

Yikes

"Yes, but in 5 minutes I won't be mad, and you'll still be a dickhead who no one likes."

Jeez forgot it again woops!

wp

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There is nothing you can do. When i say 'gg ez' and I say it a lot, along with others like 'get fucked losers' etc, i always assume the enemy team is seething and boiling and I immediately stop thinking about it or have any sort of second thoughts on their state. There is literally nothing you can say after i hit enter because i will never even read your little seething cope-answers, let alone entertain any notion that I didn't absolutely annihilate your faggot little head and that I won't get to live rent free in your brainlet skull for at least 1 night.

Seethe.

cope and then have sex to cope more
that's how you do it boys
gg ez

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yep
stay bannd

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holy shit based
cringe

>Based
>Cringe

Yikes

Absolute Chad. I love you user, you're so sexy both on Yea Forums and in real life.
yikes

gg

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You too.

THAT TEARS IT! I'VE HAD JUST ABOUT ENOUGH OF YOU! FUCK YOUR MOTHER SHIT HEAD! DONKEY CUNT NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER!

So long as you're not on mic no one should be able to tell you're getting flustered.

I just do this. I say "gg" no matter how it went. Some people get really pissed, but I always assumed that was normal.

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Why would you respond? Just play the damn game. If you take satisfaction in making people mad then just play good and don't give them a chance. If you suck and want to at least went out your frustration this is just pathetic.

>be me
>play like shit
>lose the game
>say "GG EZ" afterwards
hehe

I simply divert the attention to some random ass topic.

>hey have you played game?
there you go. that's how you NOT sound mad.

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i only play overwatch so i dont have to deal with this kind of toxicity

GG EZR

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I'd just say "gg". What's the mystery?

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>GG EZ

lol whatever
i just type "gg" every game and look at some shit on my other monitor
dunno why ppl gotta b med
iz onli gaem

the nose in the smiley really sells not being mad at all.

This one's too powerful, please delete this.

"have sex"

>report them for toxicity
is this really an option?

FUCK YOU I TRIED MY BEST

esse, its a mexican word for friend
gg ez means
git gud esse

>cracks knuckles
If this is how it must be

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Typing that usually gets you into more trouble then it actually helps out. If they see NIGGER they get instantly triggered and all whitebois indoctrinated press the report for racism button as fast as possible to feel better about their white guilt.

I reply with "cringe" and they usually shut the fuck up

That's super effective on soft hearted gamers like me. Not very good for nasty troll gamers who say stuff like ggez though.

"easy like ur mom, no life nerd"

Repmy in another language with a XD at the end. Invent the language ifyou need to

Zdînde verske user tei loden ka? XD

I love randomly typing dutch to people in competitive games, especially to troll them. I imagine they get as triggered as me when I see french.

>tfw speak both french and dutch
Well I stopped listening in dutch class when I was 16 but hey, still know the basics. Will probably start learning again soon because there are courses for 1.5€ an hour for 15 langiages where I live.

Dutch is a useless language anyway, don't bother honestly.

>Play like an absolute drolling idiot
>Only player in my team with a negative score
>I'm the only reason why the enemy team is still even with mine
>Single handly fuck up so badly that the opposing team gets a chance to win
>My team makes a brilliant play to cover my extreme fuckup, carries my fat ass to victory after a very long and fought game
>Type "gg ez"

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I live in memegium user, knowing dutch and french is a direct salary increase.

Ah, in that case yea probably for the best. Sorry that you live in belgium though. :(

I want to move somewhere else by the time I'm 35. Still unsure where I want to go sadly, I don't know a lot of countries without a great inconvenient.

why would I even look at the chat in games nowdays?
you cant even call someone a retard or a nigger anymore
I just disable/ignore chat and alt tab to second monitod when game end screens are loading me back to menu

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I did it!

Especially if I SD'd last stock.

sneed

I don't play "competitive" games unless it's 1vs1.

thx bb