Which one, Yea Forums?

charles because thats my name lol

How DOES Mafia work anyway?

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frank looks like he's worth at least 3 guys in a fist fight

there's a guy slightly off-screen to the left of frank behind the bars

Thats a fucking great observation

I'm more scared of Frank so I'll join his gang. I dont want him to beat me up

how

consider this though, Charles has more income at his disposal and would likely be willing to supply you should you join him whereas Frank doesn't seem as well off, and if you join Frank's gang then you have Charles' wealth and crew coming down on you. Frank may have the muscle but doesn't seem like his crew would make a dent in Charles' overall forces

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>Frank
Frank is the boss of a medium sized gang in the prison, while tough, Frank looks out for his gang members if they prove to be trustworthy. Proper camaraderie
>Charles
Charles has power and influence over majority of the prison, being the leader of the strongest gang. Charles sees his gang members as his underlings, you will need to prove useful at all times to stay in Charles’ gang. Gang members also partake in infighting frequently to gain more power and money over their fellows. Being in Charles’ gang will be more like a job, but much more rewarding if you do well.

Aslong as you be his slave and do whatever he wants.
Chaelse is obivously the best choice regarding the future

Charles is absolutely the type to betray you. Frank's retard strength will go a long way in a prison environment, whereas Charles will be limited in his influence depending on his relationship with the guards/warden.
Frank sees you as an ally. Charles sees you as a dead body to climb over.

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thanks i made it myself

How are they getting away with using Sam Fishers prison model from DA without problems?

The fact that Charles is both recruiting at a prison and hasn't wiped out Frank shows he isn't as well off as you assume he is. He may be well off or value appearances more than Frank, but their coexistence and the fact that they're within striking distance of one another show that either they are roughly equal in power or tolerate each other's operations.

fuck I hate being a perceptionlet

This one sold me.
Fuck charles posters.

I miss this meme

Frank will beat your ass then fuck your ass

He's behind bars though so he can't really help.

The door is open, the guy can get out

Good, i dont see them as something else either

CHAAAAARLLEESSSS

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I bet Charles has shit manipulated from up-top and behind the scenes to fuck over Frank and any of Frank's familiars.

you mean behind the bars to the opened cell?

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Frank = Guts
Charles = Griffith
If that doesn't shut up the Charlesposters you just know that they're edgy shits

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Frank has a fucking gold necklace, the fact that he can keep it in prison shows how strong he really is. Nobody cares about a some crummy suit.

Frank is clearly on roids. He'd snap your neck over literally nothing.

That's how Mafia works.

The fact that Charles' gang are wearing matching uniforms shows that he's building a proper organization, one that doesn't just stench across one prison, but an entire nation.

>this pathetic attempt at discrediting Frank's muscles
go to bed, charles

Frank is a weak motherfucker who has to use intimidation tactics to stand a chance. Demanding that some random new guy to join his gang reeks of desperation. He has to hide behind this tough guy demeanor to get anything going his way. Is he even buff or just fat? That bear tattoo seems like a tryhard way of showing off how strong he is. Meanwhile Charles doesn't need you, he just gives you the offer if you want it. Charles is all business. Even in a high-security prison, he's wearing his Sunday finest with a well-trimmed face to boot. Even his flunkies are all business, being perfectly identical down to the same tattoos. Meanwhile Frank only has one flunky and he looks like he has no idea what's even happening, he's probably braindead. It would make sense because his boss is so stupid he's standing in front of an open cell like that. In this situation, you, Charles, and the two flunkies could probably just gang up on that tub of lard and push him into the cell while his flunky stares into space and thinks about cheese or something.

Nigga, you're pretty smart. What the fuck are you doing browsing this shithole?

Why the Sam Fisher model from Double Agent of all games?

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I kill frank in one punch and then rape charles infront of the whole block asserting my dominance, and then I start my own gang. And it will be a blacks only gang and I will be the only white person in the gang, the leader, essentially owning slaves. and if they dont fall in line, I rape and kill them as well.

Frank is the kind of character that you grow to like over the course of the game but he gets killed two thirds through, shocking even Charles--all of the gangs put aside their differences to overthrow the prison and kill their true oppressor, The Warden.

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edgy retard who becomes the prison sissy princess on the second day detected

yeah unironically my meth head dad told me that mexican like white guys just because they arnt niggers

900 iq

Behind bars like in jail.. it was a joke don't bully

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strawpoll.me/18519329/r

Choose one.

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middle guy, he looks the most professional

how the fuck

>fat old guy
>highly trained, well equipped professional assassin
>cocky cholo with a revolver that he probably can't control the recoil of
real hard choice here

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Right guy has a Deagle™, which means he boasts the highest firepower

>he doesn't know that he's hiding his power level

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Is this choice for who to bring along? I'm picking the old man.

But can he actually aim it for shit?

fatty, the boss' wife is a whore that will try to seduce her savior and I don't want either of the other two whacked

>enemies can change what type of enemy they are

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>Guard gets punched so hard he turns into a suitcase

If they're assisting you in getting her back, fatty because he's bound to have some funny quips during the rescue.

Charles looks like the kind of guy that would sell you out for a bag of potato chips while Frank would be a friend for life you'd invite to Christmas parties after you got out of prison
Essentially this: , I'm going with Frank here

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Obviously Charles is Lucifer and Frank is World of Strenght

I choose the Warden

middle has more ROF you fucking retard have fun aiming that DEAGLE when youre pinned down you little bitch

Old man looks like he has some real experience, I'm going with him.

how the fuck is there over an hour of these?

mafia

>Boss released from prison
>Immediately gets arrested afterwards
holy shit police don't give a fuck

>Charles doesnt need you
Exactly. You're fucked if he decides he doesn't want you around anymore

>old guy has experience but age and weight might slow him down
>middle guy has class and a good weapon but is middle of the road experience-wise
>guy on the right seems cocky as fuck and likely would rush in without a plan
middle

Wtf is this

>he still doesn't know
that's how mafia works

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>the /r9k/ experience

he's just an incel watching for fun

but frank threatened you... he doesn't respect you

I choose the old guy. He must be highly skilled to be willing to go unarmed.

why am i so sought after?? -w- *blushies*

Don't worry, I found it funny.

What do you choose Yea Forums?

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--yet, because you haven't proven yourself worth respecting

frank's got heart, but he's only showing it to people he knows he can trust. the tough exterior is a necessity in the prison/gang environment. people who are nice right off the bat are either obvious snakes or easy meat for people to take out.

the fat old dude will do it in some action comedy manner

>1 child
>1 meal
2 meals

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they're all already in jail

"Or else" could mean "or else you're going to be backstabbed" or "or else you won't have anyone to back you up in a fight"
maybe Frank is just a well-meaning autist who words things strangley

so thats how real life works

is that if I join or if I don't join?

Based bros
these posts have made this thread one of 2 decent threads up right now. Jah is pleased

I'm worried these shit mafia ads are made by AI

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>Street thug turns rat and betrays his boss
>Immediately made chief of police
wat

>indian big smoke
>bad foundation agent 47 with hair
>johnny sins
bollywood time bitch

>Everyone falling for the Ventrue's lies.

Ubi hasn't cared about Sam in years.

I wonder if that has to do with tom clancy's death, he died a few months after the last splinter cell

I tell em both to fuck off and go to solitary

>he thinks hed be safe

lmao you're dead

that fucking overwatch music
youtu.be/EbDbPydSLGk?t=418

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That's how mafia works

That's the feeling I'm getting from them too. There's something just wrong, or off, about them.

Suit and Cholo look like they're looking for a bloodbath, they'd probably get his wife killed in the ensuing firefight. Meanwhile, fatty looks like he knows something they don't know. I choose fatty.

kek

>fat guy doesn't even need a gun
Based

Frankposters just want to get fucked in the butt

i dont like BALD GUYS

>trusting the John McAfee looking motherfucker over Frank the Tank

Based

John McAfee gave me bitcoins, I trust him

Frank. Charles looks slimey.

You're already in solitary with them retard.

>all these fuccbois siding with Frank because they want to be his prison bitch

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Kek and Based

they're made by asians or indians I'm guessing, so basically robots

Fuck them BOTH up.

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>feed myself
>feed the child with protein

Is there a single person on Yea Forums who's actually played this shit

100% at least 1 person has played it

Dude was totally out of breath after one swing. If they hadn't been bitches they could have easily overpowered him.

sorry, I didn't know how mafia works

i go with the old muchaco whos so fucking chad he doesnt need a gun

>that fucking ARTIFICIAL ACADEMY 2 NOISE
youtu.be/EbDbPydSLGk?t=1m1s
what the fuck

Charles is a cold hearted monster, he only wants people to do all the dirty work and then suck his dick. Without payment.

Frank understands you, he's common folk like you. Sure he is on the top of his gang, but not in the way Charles is. He might not be the smartest, or the most succesful in business, BUT GOSH DARNET he has heart.

1% at least 100 persons have played it

beat both of them

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>54 minutes
Once Upon a Time in America BTFO

Frank is not going to suck your dick user

It's prison, he might

is this game good then, I want something dumb funny to play on the pooper

None of this is in the game, right

it is not
of course not

works

What game is this even

Mafia City

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Cheerios

What kind of prison is this?
All you get in there is the same goddamn jumpsuits as everyone else, no one's gonna be rockin' a three piece suit in there.
Immersion ruined. Also, option 3, make them both my bitch and run the yard myself.

>implying i dont make use of charles aswell
Look, i only want to have a save time in prison. If charles throws me away after, fine. I make use of him, he makes use of me. The perfect prison relation

It may not be a long time, but it will be a HARD TIME

how about some good weeb ads

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Charles. It looks like he wouldn't butt fuck you in anger. But I have been wrong before.

>play azur lane
>girl friend "holy shit look at those massive tits! what's her name?"
>guy friend "yikes!"

Franks is less elegant but at least his goon has some clothes, he's a benovelent ruler
meanwhile Charles is walking around in a suit with his boys in pants only, he's going to use you and give nothing in return

Hey, user#1, i hear you've got a problem with user#1? Well, he's a friend of mine!
If he doesn't like you, I don't like you either - so better watch your back!

What kind of name is 'yikes'?

Charles is wearing a fucking suit in a prison, whatever he doing it's giving him enough power to stay classy in the worst place on Earth so I'll go with him.

If Frank is natty I'm choosing him so he can tell me his workout.

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youtu.be/EbDbPydSLGk?t=1894

That's fucking ragnarok online music. What the hell.

Before the normalfags officially took over in 2014, Yea Forums was higher IQ than the masses. With nowhere else to go, those spergs remain here, drowned out by the lv 1 crooks.

What's the story here

Charles if you're a pragmatic bootlicker who is willing to fulfill the needs of a pre-existing gang "establishment", and are willing to be treated as an expendable asset, for the benefit of a high position in the future if you manage to stick it out long enough.

Frank if you're a more "human" person, who is generally more down to earth, and is seeking to join a "brotherhood" rather than a quasi-fascist "establishment".

Charles is the fortune 500, high demand, high reward company, that operates like a machine.

Frank is the local company, with a focus more on the QoL of the individuals, and less on the absolute profit, and operates like a community.

Personally, I pick Charles, because I excel at working in an high-demand establishment, and am somewhat of a result-based functional sociopath.

If I was a more "human" individual, who cared about enjoying my experience through social bonds more than I cared about the pure output of my establishment, then I would choose Frank.

Regardless, with both options, you'll need to get down with some dirty fucking work.
Frank's work will reward you with valuable social bonds, and unforgettable experiences.
Charles's work will reward you with the most amount of fiscal & social-influence results possible, after you work your way up.

THE BLOAT

Charles, clearly. I much prefer the elegant gangster archetype.

>0:37
Why do I remember this music from a Mario game?

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This shit is hilarious

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Who makes this shit? Better still, who plays them?

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Frank looks like the type of guy to PUT IN WORK FOR HIS PEOPLE

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Charles has a suit on in prison, guy is clearly visiting the jail to recruit you specifically and help you walk out
Meanwhile Frank likely has no reach outside his prison block and won’t be able to touch you once you have protection from working under Charles

to be honest i'd go with charles because while frank may beat me up for not joining him charles will straight up have me murdered as an exemple

That's sam fisher from splinter cell double agent!

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dude on the left looks like a bro

lmao that's next level

i wish someone would say this to be once in a while

And for some reason the model is mirrored.

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>incel
>in cell

holy fuck

that's what I was thinking too

I take all of them.
>wise fat man
>straight man
>hothead

Would make a great movie

>lv. 1 crooks
youtube.com/watch?v=_bQ-a1Y850s

Except all that power means that you have to be constantly looking over your shoulder. Frank would probably offer an easier life even if it lacked power.

You do realize that even ghetto nigger gangs use dumb initiates as cannon fodder?

I have to go with team white guys because I'm white. Plus they guy reminds me of Kyriakos Grizzly I love that meme man.

Explain

Did I step into some adult swim sketch? I don't know what the fuck I'm looking at is it one of those cellphone/social media """game""" ads?

Charles is going to just use you as cannon fodder. You obviously don't matter, and look at the guy - loaded and backed by a damn army.

Franks desperate for good help, he can hold his own, and you won't just be mincemeat under him. Plus he's not overdressing obnoxiously. Charles' suit doesn't impress when you're realise he's not rich enough to keep out of prison, who knows how many of those dumb fucks he's even paying.

Franks my guy. Team Bloatlord.

Yeah

Thanks for saying what 50 million people before you have said every time.

I genuinely love how some user posts a shitty screenshot of some dogshit game and asks a dumb question, and hundreds of anons reply with well thought out imagine scenarios and reasons and logic for their choice

I go with Big Herc

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Yea Forums a genuinely smart witty website compared to the masses
We just have extremely loud retards.

Honestly knowing/v/ they might actually play it

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>We just have extremely loud retards.
And a lot of them too.
And the smart people are shouted down most of the time.

No they are shut up.

youtu.be/EbDbPydSLGk?t=241
>Rozen Maiden music
Why, how

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Charles,
he has connections and more people.
also he treats you better.

Well here's the deal, Charles manages to wear a suit in prison and be well kept.

So that means he has good connections to the prison staff, and/or is a high ranking political figure that gets special treatement for some reason(lobbying for increased prison guard salaries for example.)
He literally even says that you'd be wise to join his gang, meaning there are benefits to it.
He seems like the perfect dude to go with but then again, he'd probably throw you under a bus immediately.

Frank immediately threatens you with violence. Also look how his cronies get to keep their shirts on. He's not one for show, like Charles' cronies.
There's a sense of individualism and brotherhood emitting from Frank's threat. Be part of his crew or get whacked. A gang based on violence needs to rely on each other to show strength.

I take Frank. He seems the safer choice if I'm looking for brotherhood and a chance to be part of something, rather than being used as a tool.

Don't be such a bitch. He's obviously manipulating you.

Charles is 100% a sociopath.

they both are faggot.
Charles is shown with more money and guys which is what matters.

I'm Irish but I have lived in fear of one day going to an American prison for most my life. It looks like hell on earth

>Charles' goons aren't also wearing suits
What's the fucking point? Frank is the obvious choice.

Don't let Frank's rough exterior fool you, once you get to know him he will treat you as a brother. Charles will only use you as a pawn.

why do so many people believe that Charles would put you at risk at the first sign of trouble? He is PERSONALLY scouting you and he is doing it rather cordially, especially in comparison to Frank. Now, Charles is a major player and wouldn't waste his time on a disposable pawn. That means he's done some research into you and knows that you are a valuable figure. On the other hand, Frank is simply desperate to get as many men under him as he can without even checking whom he is recruiting.

Charles is the choice of patricians who know their worth; Frank is the choice of plebeians who don't know better and deserve only pity.

>wears a suit
>is probably rich
>has cool hair
>red arrow
obv. Charles
I want to be Charles' prison bitch. I'd worship his BWC everyday.

>everyone skipping out on the Retired Mafia Boss
fucking mafialets

But at the end of the day you’re judging their character based on how they look and not how they are acting. Frank is literally threatening us to join. Charles dosent have to threaten us because we know it’s the more wise choice. Frank will most likely be a bad leader and is already out numbered by Charles.

That's what Charles wants you to believe, stupid.

>irish
>terrified of prison

I don't see what you mean

something something IRA, something something fuckin black and tans, cum and fite me lik a man

worse, hues

If the game actually worked like it did in the ads, you would be promoted and demoted like every second.

Matsumoto always looks really sharp when they put him in a suit.

this is the cheeki'est picture to ever breeki

Holy shit, this. My wife has always been fun-loving and supportive of my hobbies, even the weird porn while my friends go "excuse me, that's cringe, can't associate with any of that"

Why do your friends know about your weird porn? Only one of my friends knows about mine and that's because his are roughly as degenerate in a different direction.

>McGregor launches a new brand of whisky
>brings his a bottle of it to a pub, asks the barmaid for a bunch of glasses and starts putting the glasses in front of patrons so he can pour them a glass
>old lad puts his glass back on the counter
>McGregor puts another glass in front of him
>old lad puts the second glass back on the counter, visibly frustrated
>McGregor takes a swig, talks shit on the old guy, punches him in the side of the head and gets dragged out by security
>old lad barely even notices he's been punched

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you have to be fucking retarded to not chose charles

Chicano prison gangs and AB workout and hangout in the same areas.

Indio gangs,asian, and nigger gangs are separate but they respect each other ther boundires.

Prison is so weird theres like all these unwritten codes that would go against all common sense. If you fight another white dude near a black person. Than the white shot caller will put a mark on you to get jumped because you broke a code of not respecting the nigger gangs area and fighting near it.

Charles will use you as a pa-

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So what'd you serve time for?

>burns money to keep his buddies warm
how can Frank even compete?

His whiskey tastes fucking RANCID, makes sense that he'd have to use force to make someone drink that shit

>a good dancer
>fist bumps his bros without giving a shit who sees
>burns his money to keep his bros warm
>bought motorcycles for all his bros
>excellent taste in wine
frank has no chance

Like this
youtube.com/watch?v=AQx_KMoCgJU

Holy fuck Frankbros WHAT DO WE DO?!!!!! FUCK FUCKKKK

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Is that fucking James Sunderland? On the bike on the right?

or maybe i form my own opinions rather than assuming shit nigger

based and redpilled

Feed and Seed the child

Charles can't even afford uniforms for his lackeys, dude's a fucking sham. You'll probably be forced to tattoo yourself under him as well

Old man because he either has some high-level connections to release her or will pull some agent 47 style stealth.

which one is chaos and which one is law?

this is the peak of jojo

>punches a warden so hard he becomes a suitcase
this is fucking wild

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came for shity debate
stayed for deepest of lores

Just split the fucking meal

>suit in a prison
picking Frank since Charles is clearly the devil in disguise

>54min non stop of this
Holy fuck. Also this meme is like a half a year old.

Ho you! Fanny baws! You one of Wee Dannie's team? You better join my gang, or I'll ram my boot so far up yer arse people will think Doc Martin's started makin hats!

home invasion

What's the name of that pitbull song, its in my head now

I....bros I have this problem but its the other way around, my girlfriend will NOT stop playing gacha phone game's and they ALL seem to be about collecting sexy girls, She's playing like 4 of them at a time, what do I do? the only real game she plays is dragon quest builders 2

China gives no fucks

>She's playing like 4 of them at a time
Which ones?

Fate grand order, the magic girl modoka one (No idea what its really called, girls frontline and forever edden. oh and some other one that looks more like a MMO. Impact?

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>frank is always hanging from a ledge asking to be saved

Can Any user who went to jail explain to me what that black thing is on his back shoulder?

Thats his radio from when he was sam fisher

So its double agent?

>ARTIFICIAL ACADEMY 2 NOISE
Holy shit, thank you. I've been wondering where the fuck I've heard that before.

neither, fuck chaos and law, neutral is the only way to go

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Why is Charlie Brooker in prison? How did he get a gang?

Is this the hidden neutral route?

>I'M NOOTROL! everyone but me is stupid!

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despacito

Neutral path and start my own gang.

Yes.

I unironically loved that's how mafia works memes.

>0:23
The average neet vs wagie lifestyle

>dragon quest builders 2

tell her she has excellent taste.

>join us and make BLOAT GAINS

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Frank because he looks like he would rape me :3

What the fuck is this?

literally Yea Forums

Agnosticism in this picture is NOOTROL, what are you, stupid?

I don't know if this is peak soul enthusiasm or peak soulless algorithm.

This is the most Chad game in the world

make sure she's not addicted to the point of spending all her money

>peak soulless algorithm.
Going to go with this. There's one commerical that is literally another one but in a different location.

The worst type of mobile game ad is where they pay a guy to be a fake e-celeb and commentate over it.

Post the guy leaving his pregnant gf

In highschool my mates and I shared our harddrives to exchange all our movies and shows ect, this included everyones porn folders, one of our mates hate something like 200 gig of hentai which the rest of us including myself said was weird as shit, a month later we were exchanging hard drives again just to update our hentai collections.

This. I've seen the most thought out arguments and general game discussion on this board but its drowned out by internet drama and other garbage

>1 hour of ads
wew

there's a bunch of identical scenarios using identical animations (not to mention identical models), sure, but someone has to be doing the legwork, flipping assets and setting them all up together. Some ads even have actual voice acting (one guy mumbling into the mic). I must assume that at least someone on their team is getting a kick out of this and pushing further than the generic "do this or do that" static image with a few animated parts.

Fair point. It could also be a combination of the two. I'm not going to watch all of them but skipping around there seems to be new ideas occasionally thrown in, which either means AI is a lot more dangerous now than anyone ever thought or there's some bored guy, like you hypothesized.

But are they actually self-aware or are they on the same tier as those "Pregnant Elsa Brain Surgery Game for Grills" pajeets?

>tfw cripplechan got taken down
After 5 years of not being here it's a complete shithole now with more consolewars then I remember

the scenarios in the ads are bizarre to say the least, but for the most part, they are either played straight, playing up the badass mafia image, or obviously comical in nature and intent. The computer or the men behind it knows what they're doing and not just piling a random mishmash of popular hashtags into the mix. Now, whether that's the evidence of a cheeky human element or, as mentions, the advancing AI, we'll never know.

>lvl1 cat vs lvl10 cat

What's the time stamp for it, I remember wanting to search up a song from the video at some point

Holy shit is that sam fisher from double agent? Lol

>Frankfags will ignore this

The actual game is rancid dogshit, think of Clash of Clans but somehow managing to be worse.
Everyone's just having a giggle at how stupid these ads are.

That's part of his act, he will fuck you over at the first opportunity while Frank will stay with you through thick and thin.
The only way to get on his bad side is if you act like a backstabbing Judas

>not choosing frank for hard mode

>gta VI is seet in mafia city

>I-it's all a lie! Of course Charles would personally welcome you from jail, give you a motorcycle, literally burn his own money to keep you warm, invite you to his son's graduation, and so on just to betray you! Frank's anal tapings are a sign of deep trust and brotherhood!

>21:45
>Who let the dogs out
Why have I been watching this long?

fat middleage guy is always secretly based

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If you watched the official lore videos you'd know that Frank is only level 1, while Charles is level 60

Charles can ignore Frank because Frank just isn't a threat to him

That's not how you play this

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>personally welcome you from jail
He has all the connections and gave enough bribes that he can afford not to give a fuck
>literally burn his own money to keep you warm
Literally nothing to him, he's just showing off
>invite you to his son's graduation
That's how he tricks you into thinking you're his friend, typical sociopath behavior

Face it, you just want the status and quick comfort he provides (before he throws you back in the street as a lvl.1 Crook) instead of having Frank make a man out of you

What many of you dont know: Frank is actually gay, and his constant workout is a coping mechanism for being bullied in school.

>Phantasy Star Online sound effects

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Literally BLOATGOD vs Gigachad.

kek

Man I wish bullying gave me the drive to work out like Frank.

Basically Angry Joe times 2 plus a GreekGodx.

It's also used in 100% OJ.

It's a common free use sound in Japan.

underrated

we all know the answer

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Meow?

>haha look at me guys i'm a Yea Forums veteran i proudly lurk every thread and memorize all the posts

lmao fucking loser go outside

i wait for frank to finish what he has to say

Why the fuck there is so much ad for this ? And why the fuck its in french ?

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because they're obviously making money

Huh. I always suspected conor would be a manchild IRL but not to this extent lmao

1m12sec, but its played all throughout the video

Cut the arm off that has no use and give it to the child therefore she has food to eat.

>not ripping your useful arm and just eating for yourself so with time it will grow again

>try shilling your booze
>end up punching a patron
McGregor is such a classic

A cat is fine too.

Kek

dude just did more damage to his store than the gangsters did god damn

This

Charles looks like he could hook me up with shit when I get out of prison, I'll go with him

>moral of the story: atheists are right, everyone else is retarded

based.

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It's a matter of principle

that shit is pretty funny

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>mansion auction for 600k
>thot hiding key to armory in her panties
>riding a f15 horseback
>the constant bowing
>kung fu masters protecting chinese palace from mafia
what a whirlwind

youtu.be/EbDbPydSLGk?t=2206
>that thought bubble
LMAO fucking chinese

this is quality thread 11/10 Yea Forums good work

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>the ad with stock footage of an actual puppy digging up the beach
fucking niiiiice

kek

those plebs

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He's not smart, you're just fucking retarded. He's competent at most.

Morgana?

holy shit
I wanna play this

This was my line of thinking, however if you happen to get in trouble with Charles with a gang conflict, you have to consider whether or not he would invest in getting you taken out. Odds are that he wouldn't, because you are likely overall not important to him, but still something to consider.

So yeah, I would pick Frank as well.

Christmas in the 13th Month caught your attention but not the Blacksmith sounds?

Frank actually looks like a total bro

Frank, obv.

Smuggling in a gold necklace is easy try sneaking a full suit ( possibly even more since its so clean )

when are we getting a new cripplechan outside of the Honeypot net?
I dont want to be put on a watchlist just because i want a anonymous imageboard that isn't festering with normies

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How will Frankfags EVER recover?

>Reading Frank cuck cope
Most entertainment I've had in a week desu

>Humans develop fucking artificial intelligence
>Force it to pump out creepy kids' games and shitty commercials
No wonder they'll go AM on us eventually.

>what are bunkerchans
I came here to call you a faggot. Im going back now

SUPREME WHITE POWER

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you're an actual nigger, then.

Nice

>bunkerchan
Yikes

He is not fucking around

Ok Charles fags answer this

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i dont get it

Charles because i have no idea what the fuck selrahc is saying

Gentlemen I will not join any of your gangs, I actually contribute to society.

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Missing the joke and retardpilled
Also, the box is still transparent in every panel

Nigga, you're pretty smart. What the fuck are you doing browsing this shithole?
We care for you, user!

selrahC talks like some kind of fucking ancient evil, so I might get demonic powers if I join him.

Maybe someone should smuggle in a neck for that fat cunt so he has something to put that necklace around.

>2:02
>defense
>missile tanks

>11:17
IS THAT FATHER FUCKING GRIGORY?

>Sometimes lv30 is boss-tier
>Other times its crook-tier and boss-tier is lv70+

>that
>smart

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Top right is just pure agnostic, and agnostic atheist would say they doubt something is inside.

Kys

He even has knife holster from that mission where you escape jail.

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i really wish I hadnt watched the whole thing

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I can't believe daisy and the cook murdered a mafia boss.

>ctrl+f charles
>78 results
>ctrl+f frank
>86 results
FrankCHADS rise up

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4 more years
Can anyone tell me if it's good

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>they still haven’t made an ad in reference to Jojo Part 5
It’s like they don’t want me to install their game

I was going to but I had to go somewhere. I got like ten minutes left though. It's fucking hypnotizing

>Can anyone tell me if it's good
no, the tree erases everything if you let an agelet know anything

He expresses no belief in the divine, and is therefor not a theist.
ipso facto atheist.
Remember atheism is lack of belief, not being anti-belief.

"pure agnostics" are just atheists who don't want to be lumped in with Richard Dawkins and crew.

I'm going with frank. He looks like a guy that gets shit done. He only has one body guard because he doesn't fucking need any more bodyguards.

Charles is going to sell your organs to the Yakuza, Frank will bust your ass out of jail with his pickup truck convoy.

Nigga we all behind bars

user... you just let an agelet know about the erasing...

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Charles is gay lol

>8 hours ago
if by some miracle you're still here, tell more pls

>almost an entire hour of these fucking ads
why? why make so many?

Lmao, this ->

FREAKING HOOD DUDE

looks like sam fisher in double agent, is that intentional?

Take one look at Charles, he's corporate. They would ditch you at the first sign of trouble.

I feel like Frank would really take you in as one of the boys and look out for you.

>48:05
>can't show a guy getting exploded so let's do this instead
10/10

it could just be a stolen model

what erasing? did you mean to reply to me?

you madman, what if he fucks the wife?
what will the boss do if he finds out you cucked him?

RUN

...

Frank appears corporate, like a modem mafia bigshot, but he's a poser. Notice that only he's dressed in a suit -- the rest of his "gang" are topless cholos. He might be a good connection to have on the outside, but he clearly doesn't have the same far-reaching influence in prison. He's just scraped together a crew to look tough so he can serve his sentence and get back to pushing paper.

Who the fuck wears a suit in jail?

This would be the greatest game ever if it was like the ads.

good post

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>not picking fat old guy because joke characters are actually busted
he can't die because he's a joke character, literally invicible

Anyone who was wearing a suit when arrested?
Jails are short-term, prison is long-term.

what game is the background from?

name a more kino team

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imagine wasting 70 levels and still being a crook lmao

>gameplay involves just picking things up in order to level up

That shit macaroni not gold.

Why are their suits all busted up and dusty?
They look like they've been wrestling in a concrete factory.

This one had the most unique models and there's still fucking duplicates.

I cant believe that this thread exists
One of the best in a while

Ooh.
even better, a shower dump cumpster volunteer.

>54 minutes long

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Well, what is your choice?

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you can be in jails for months and still get taken out of your street clothes

god i wish i had a wife

Do it.

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I'd rather be a man's prison bitch than a bitch's prison bitch

I swear, the game practically plays itself as soon as you manage to clutch out a promotion to BOSS
>half the police and other gangsters fear you and listen to you for reputation alone
>can recruit literally anyone to the crew for unlimited meat shields
>seduce any woman for free
>have access to basically all broken equipment
>can fly on fucking jets
>can drive around with fucking lions

Charles obviously has more influence and connections but he's more likely to fuck you over and double-cross you
Frank has less to offer you but will be loyal and have your back til the end
The high IQ plays would be to join Charles, milk him for what he's worth and funnel resources to Frank in secret. When Charles finally tries to fuck you over, you and Frank rise up and take over

>mfw Frank is actually the manipulator, making himself look weaker in social power and manpower when he's actually equal to Charles

What did they mean by this?

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>feed dog
>it turns against police and bites him into supplies

These are the faggots we need writing Bloodlines 2

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>Charles likes traps

see

>still falling for Charlesfag propaganda

>get threatened into joining
>try to trick other anons
Frankfags

You're not getting anywhere with Frank

Now this, is a real choice, which crew do you pick?

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left looks like a faggot
right is a distinguished businessman while his crooks look like radical bare chested barbarians
definitely right

>no shirt
>hands in his pocket, probably hiding knives
The Russian doesn't follow any street code and operates entirely on bloodlust, you'll probably instill fear in everyone but at the cost of being brutally murdered and/or sodomized when he has one of his fits.
Going with Charles on this one, the sunglasses are a good perk too.

I ask them to join my gang

I heard a 100% OJ sound effect

The choice is obvious.
youtube.com/watch?v=dzD-4Qbqv64

>Fat man has no visible weapon, already a definite plus as a professional. Unassuming, potentially powerful.
>Bond over here wielding a single fucking klobb with pants too tight to hold another magazine. Inaccurate, poor stance, suspicious, precocious. Maybe in ten years when he learns to wear something that isn't a suit.
>This wannabe gangbanger is only good as a distraction. An extremely powerful and loud weapon means he'd be a great frontal assault, but is unreliable. You better be confident in your own ability to finish what he started.

>a post that isn't just blatant shitposting
>WoAaH YouR'E SmAaRT!
gee, I wonder why you call this place a shithole.

>NOOOOOOOOO, YOU CAN'T STEAL MY MONEY I WORKED HARD FOR MY LEVEL

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LOOKING COOL JOKER

Who's the scret true ending route option?

Frank, easily. He's honest in his intentions and, unlike Charles, doesn't feel the need to disguise his true nature in a fancy suit and slick haircut. He looks like he's willing to get his hands dirty.

Look at what they're saying:
>Join my gang or else
An overt threat. You instantly know what Frank is saying. He's up-front, there's no hidden meaning behind his words. Earn his respect and he'll never betray you.
>You would be wise to join my gang
A veiled threat. Charles is making it sound like an offer, not an ultimatum. He's a snake, a liar. Working under him would feel like treading a minefield.

charls has a weird balding style
it looks like iron blood poisoning

>Body then burns 10000 calories closing and healing the wound + warding off infection
retard

not even close user

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fucking charles defence force is shilling hard in this thread

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>shoots the fucking bank from outside to get 1 mill

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>Charles uses the money he stole to make kids happy during Christmas
>Frank has never done anything kind in his life
Why are Frankfags so deluded?

Charles looks like he has the best deal, but at this particular moment it seems Frank is the most likely one to kill me. I want to join Charles, but in this scenario I might have to side with Frank just so I'm not killed on the spot. It's not a choice I'm happy about, though.

I didnt serve time.
But this dude did. And hes real candid about it

youtu.be/1viZ6fpTy5c

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who cares hes a cuck now

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the gifts are laced with drugs to ensure new customers

>charles literally putting out propaganda to make himself look good
>frank is a jerk with a heart of gold, he sees no reason to advertise what a good person he is

Yes.

Easy.

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bars so hard my raps be like cages

frank gives his men shirts. charles doesn't because he probably takes all the shirts for himself and trades them for posh suits.
frankly i side with frank 100%

>game has a fishing minigame

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nice, thats interesting. i know the prison system is fucked in America, but i didnt know this type of shit was allowed to go down. i imagine it must have been a privately-owned contracted prison

feed myself
not like the child will be useful for anything
feed the child, i starve
now in an altercation, the fullbelly child cant fight, and it'll be starving me vs the world
fuck them kids

evidently, Yea Forums will do everything in their power to choose the least qualified applicant

x-change experience

>the absolute state of Frankucks

use child as bait for larger animals like lions or bears, then kill them so you can have a lot of food

whoa you watch the homie from deago aswell. small world.

>AGENTS ARE
>GO!!!

>left
are those the super bogandoff brothers?

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looks like a crook in drag

>lv 15 BOOS

The Irish are animals, more news at 11

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Look up the origin of the term "Paddy Wagon"

Join the battle in Smash

animal crossing

It’s also possible that you are a high value asset in a prison located outside of Charles’ jurisdiction. He came all the way to meet you personally because he has a special job that he needs done. Frank is just a guy that thinks you are valuable, but has no concept of what you ar actually capable of like Charles does. Frank will be paying you 30k a year to bust up local businesses while with Charles you are making 7 figures doing high level assassinations.

the guy on the left because he reminds me of the mafia guy from Thinner and he was bad as fuck.

You don’t fuck with a man who’s personal guard are 3 sets of twins.

most people in here used to be like that before the zoomers, trannys and redditfriends ruined it all

>I have lived in fear of one day going to an American prison
don't be an idiot, be afraid of south east asian and latin american prisons. last month in brazil around 60 people died in a riot with 18 beheaded

This shit is fucking wild.

Frank and Charles setting aside their differences and working together for what really matters

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HOLY SHIT

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youtube.com/watch?v=BEprhLmM2-k

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Charles is the much better choice early game, but Frank is better late game when Charles expects you to take the fall for him.

The best option is to side with Frank as soon as you get to prison, and then become a double agent, pretending to side with Charles. That way Frank will have your back later on.

Best part of the game, too bad most people miss that ending on their first playthrough.

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>Street Gangster vs Mobster
Honestly I rather be beaten up on a daily basis than live in constant fear for my family my whole life.

>be a crook
>all the stacies go for the boss
This is unfair, how are we supposed to compete?

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jesus christ

Then he'll fuck the man who fucked his wife so even if she is that man's woman, she'll still be his woman.

>Beats man so hard on the head he becomes a woman
That's how trannies work

MODS

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>The Last Shelter ad where the guy, for no reason, takes on an entire city of zombies with a handgun
That was far more stupid than any Mafia ad.

>Giovanni origin story

He levels up for it too, meaning beating a man to death and turning him into a woman are essentially the same thing

Thread theme
youtu.be/3_twoy0qdOk

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>some crummy suit.
yeah he should have gotten a water pail instead.

This reminds me that weird story of people that gets punched so hard that they became doors, does somebody have that copypasta?

Who is user?

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It's called nontheism.

Wholesome

thanks fampoi

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>Gangsta Cat Lovers

That's pretty cool. Mexican and White fellowship against niggers.

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Charles looks like he's got some connections. I'll take him over the meathead.

Lol
I understood your joke user.

I've heard carnivore's meat is disgusting

they even got freeman and Gman
Charles is fucking stacked

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Or it's easier to maintain order when you hold a strong 60% and allow a bunch of weaklings to amass little 5% groups instead of controlling 90-100%.

Bump

Cool dad.

Time to make some webms of other adds like this for future threads
For example, that one where you have to choose like in the OP after you wake up

Why would an adult man want to go down a slide?

the better question would be why was there somebody waiting for him at the bottom?

>2019
>still arguing about religion on the internet

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It's a Mafia thing you wouldn't understand

Slides are fun

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it's obvious that frank is reaching for the low hanging fruit trying to buy up all the cannon fodder by acting all humble and shit, dude's a fucking faker. Charles is at least much more upfront about it

I'd side with Charles, I can't get mad at an honest man.

>all these fucking cucks letting Charles' suit intimidate them
>thinking they're going to fucking last under frank's rule

If anything one has to appreciate just how well Charles' is able to undermine the opposition just by the attire he chooses to wear, only the worthy will willingly side with him

you just know

Based fucking charles

frank aint got no neck

>the virgin crook vs the chad Boss

>those choices
I bet telltale had a hand in this

he's just spotting him