*gives you gonorrhea*

I honestly can't understand what they were even thinking with her. It's like 10 different people were trying to write her character all at once and they just mashed it together. It's very rare I can ever say something is badly written just by looking at it once.

Weebs = Trash.

thats not very nice of you

>She seems like a real person
Yes, that’s the issue

Just look at her and how dumb and hypocritical she is. I don't think any actual person is that retarded, besides maybe a retarded baby.

>get a cathedral letter from her
>I need to find a man, but he also has to be rich because I don't ever want to be poor again.
>tell her to seek out love instead of money
>The recipient didn't appreciate your advice.

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Are weebs that disconnected from reality that they can only like stereotypical anime characters?

If I wanted I wanted to settle for trash I wouldnt have given up on 3dpd in the first place

To me, the issue is how unrealistic, stupid and hypocritical she is. Edelgard is realistically dumb at least, but her? Not even close. You can tell how little work went into her character. She is bassically "I Have Big Tits ;)" the girl
Since nothing else about her is believable at all given her circumstance.

>given up on 3DPD

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Its probably more like they're disconnected from other forms of fiction. Anime has some pretty rigid character archetypes, and those archetypes are only ever subverted on the surface level. A "clever subversion" to a Weeb is a girl who appears to be Dandere, but is actually Tsundere. They wholesale trade one archetype on episode 2, and suddenly the writing is genius.

I'm actually surprised there isn't an uproar about her. Since all she wants is someone to take care of her, I'm surprised sjws haven't called her sexist yet.

Shes depressed.

>Stupid and hypocritical
>Unrealistic

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Not on that scale user. And even if that was realistic, why would I want that in my fantasy video game? And I mean, a horrible person that serves no purpose at all.

She's more of a genuine gold digger then someone that wants to settle down and be taken care of for family purposes. Probably why isnt an uproar. Shes using mem in the "acceptale" way. On the flip sides I like how upfront about it.

Is she really though? Considering after the first date she always leaves them, is she really a gold digger? If she was it seems like she had plenty of moments to make her move any time she wanted.

Fates did it better.

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>not on that scale

youtu.be/n2t5bo9rC-g

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If you think real people are all like Dorothea, then I am sorry that the people in your life are that terrible.

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>reality tv show is real
user...

shit character for gamered retards

she a gold digger but she has the option of choosing what mine to dig. So she can be picky. see

>Trying to land a noble husband
>Implying she wouldn't be defending her virginity with a deathwish

The only issue with Dorothea is she's a complete hypocrite in how she treats my boi Lorentz.

>when you seethe so hard you forget your favorite meme word is filtered

That's not funny to say user.
I got gonorrhea.
Twice.

It's not a fun experience

That makes no sense though man. If all she wants is money pick a fucking site and dig. Like it matters what site she chooses, it's fucking gold. And what else could she want that it would even matter? You think I or anyone else is not going to go into a money pit because a worm was in there? Fucking bullshit my dude

She's the self-insert for trashy zoomer instagram whores who are "ugh just so jaded with the world".

I got Trash stuck in my pussy!

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the clap is fucking breeze. two pills and youre done.

The worst is honestly Ashe's one. He asks what kind of book he should read, and it's basically just a random choice. The one about Loog and the Knight's tale (both of which he specifically praises in supports) are panned, apparently he wanted to read a history book?

i bet she doesn't bathe

>Trains with you and Pins you.

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Cum sleeve.

youtube.com/watch?v=jbu9DpUPe7w
youtube.com/watch?v=WotkQ6vFuGw
youtube.com/watch?v=lKcr5vkOxNs
youtube.com/watch?v=6vwNcNOTVzY

Money is a minimum requirement but not the only requirement. Not a hard concept for regular people, but weebs who need their characters to have the depth of a puddle just can't grasp it.

Taking antibiotics for a week may be easy, but seeing green goo coming out of your dick, while your dick is smelling putrid all the time and itching isn't fun.

She's literally the best girl in the game. You are all gay.

>Must be circumcised to enter her

It's common sense. You say all she wants is money and now moving that goal to "o-other things matter" "Money is a minimum requirement" even though she is a gold digger? Makes a lot of sense, huh?

coukd be worse. before doxycycline the way to treat clap include smashing your dick and then have a rod scrape out your uretha on top of antibiotics. Ill count my blessings.

doesn’t change the fact that you have the most trite taste for even claiming Fates did anything well let alone that fucking whore character

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>Only thorns left on this rose

what did she mean by this

They did it better then Doro here.
At least in the Jap version they did. I didn't play that butchered mess of a localization.

She has crabs

>lel am so quirky but serious even though I had no thorns and was not a rose to begin with
>gurl powah :P
Now, is she lost her looks, that would be a badass line, to a degree.

I require the source to this image, multiple searches have failed me

I would circumcise myself with a plastic spoon if I got to lick the sweat off of her abs just once

MATING PRESS WITH DOROTHEA!

>cutfags

A gold digger is completely capable of having other feelings, desires, and dealbreakers. The only person who said "all she wants is money" is

People who like three houses don't get to talk about taste.

>cheesedickfags

Thought she was kinda cute but immediately hopped on the Petra train when her first support revealed she riding the cock carousel. Thank god I didn't deal with her after that and left her to be a dancer slut for everyone else.

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Kenzie Reeves

Are there any girls that don't use you as an emotional crutch or to satisfy their daddy issues?
I fucking bet Leonie would call you daddy geralt while you hit her from behind.
Mercedes seems to be the only decent choice so far.

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Look at a post you quoted
That you told me to look at, "see "
So I know you saw it. She clearly says she wants a man that is rich. How is that being picky? Explain it to me.

Wind's howling.

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Flayn, the canon wife.

Reminder that if you S Rank one of these and A rank them with each other, you get an implied three-way ending. All a family together.

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why does he have such a gay voice in the english dub?

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>Reminder that if you S Rank one of these and A rank them with each other, you get an implied three-way ending. All a family together.
For real?
Fuck yeah

Play the game

Her pussy must be so stretched by now you can fit your entire arm with the sword of the creator in there

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I know, he sounds like some kind of small evil girl. Weird.

People keep saying this buy i don't get the hate. Especially when all characters are generally shit.

Marianne's are nicer

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>tfw you will never have a bro like that

bump

Boy I was mad that Sylvain didn't marry my Ingrid but I got this ending as well and it's way better since it mentions one of their support

I would not allow her to

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>Well balanced

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Who's the best 3H character, objectively?

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Hilda I guess

Dimitri stole the show

Felix.

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objectively speaking, none of them should have been made.

>Claude snatches a pair of sais
Already preparing his scheme

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It's a tie between Ingrid and Marianne.

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Marianne finna get DUSCUR'D

INJURIES MEAN NOTHING

how has nobody died yet

>Bernadetta starts a fire

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Lorenz 100% in character I see

Go home you woman.

>Bernie starts a fire

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based

fuck these nerds

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DIMITRI NO

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That's so in character for Dimitri is not even funny.
>Edel and Lys hunt together
>She's hunting Lys the very next day
Edelgard too.

FUCK DUSCUR AND FUCK NIGGERS

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>Ingrid backstabs Deude
Sasuga.

>Ingrid
>Dedue
My sides have exited this dimension

kek

>Ingrid stabs Dedue
Well, this whole thing is just canon now.

>Lorenz still begging for death
>Ingrid killing Dedue
>Felix and Sylvain killing waifus
>Ferdinand not giving a shit at all

BASED AND REDPILLED
DESPITE

>Ashe and Annette hold hands
Daaawwwwwwww

>Claude refusing to kill Lorenz
True bros, he won't give up on him.

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>Felix kills Lysithea
CAKE IS OVER

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What the fuck Felix.

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>Felix drinks his own poison
BASED LORENZ

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>Linhardt tries to sleep through the day
This is getting a bit scary now user

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I can't believe bernie's FUCKING DEAD

Goddamnit Linhardt this is serious

>ferdinand attacks edelgard

wew

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>Ingrid, Marianne and Hilda sing songs together
MY EYES HAVE SEEN THE GLORY OF THE TRAMPLING AT THE ZOO~

Claude and Ferdinand teaming up to patrol thots. Lindhardt now has a place to sleep for the winter.

>WHO IS A BEE NOW DOROTHEA?

>taking Raphael's food
Welp, they're all dead now.

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Petra is so great.

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Bignutz no

>Ingrid, Marianne and Hilda still singing
THE WHITE MAN MARCHES ON

>Hubert is awoken by nightmares
This must have been the most metal dream of all time

hilda is a delicate flower

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>Mercedes
Kek
>Claude sneaking around and getting a bunch of stuff from secret sponsors
Very in character

Claude is stockpiling an entire pile of supplies from sponsors.

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RAPHAEL DON'T TRUST HER

This. His character arc is the highlight of the game. Punished Dimitri is the best. Marianne is cool too but she’s a supporting character.

>Raphael kills himself
Big F
Uh oh, looks like Claude is starting to take action

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Ferdinand jerking off the whole time

Lorenz is going to win

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>Hilda cries herself to sleep
She misses Marianne

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>Claude becomes a noose

>Raphael
:(

BASED FUCKING LORENZ
>Claude died trying to sneak out
Lmao

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LORENZ BODY BAGGING HOES

LORENZ HELLMAN GLOUCESTER

THE SUPREME GENTLEMEN

Annette no...

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>Claude dies like a coward
Perfect

If Hubert loses because of this I’m going to be so mad

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>Hubert tends to Edeltard's wounds
Accurate.

someone wack like ashe is gonna win

Dimitri and Felix

Nah he died like that one guy in Battle Royale who almost made it out but missed the clutch shot.

Getting to the end here.

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I don't get this meme. She dates lots of people but so does Sylvain and what's more she dates for the same reason; finding someone who can give her the type of life she wants. The only difference is that she's perfectly willing to marry for love if she generally grows to care for the person, half her epilogues are sugary sweet, even the lesbian ones.
Still paired her with Sylvain, sluts falling for each other is cute.

Ashe is forgetting his knighthood

MUH QUEEN!

>Edelgard randomly dies alone for being a warmongering retard
Yep, all lords met their ends.

Crest AIDs right on time

>Edelgard ded
Nice.
>Hubert couldn't even overpower Ashe

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HUBERTBROS WE’VE BEEN UNLEASHED

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LORENZ DIED A FUCKING NOBLE GENTLEMAN

What a fucking hero.

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thats pretty hardcore

>so does Sylvain
Sylvain is a borderline mysoginist who absolutely loathes the whores he fucks and only fucks them to dump them later for being awful golddiggers.
He's extremely based.

Lorenz sacrificed himself for his bros. A nobleman to the end

NO LORENZ
FUUUUCK

Hilda is our only hope now.
HIL DA
HIL DA

A true gentleman even to the end

That's Hubert all right

>Hubert killing Lorenz for actually being noble and refusing to kill like a barbarian
That is very in character.

No he's not you dip, he treats just about everyone with respect until they activate his autism relating to his crest. Every one of his A rank options has him not sperging out and treating the girls like good friends.

Finale

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Yeah, you can tell he has serious problems with women in his Mercedes support where he can’t even confess honestly that he likes her without stuttering and spilling spaghetti like an idiot. Since he considers her more pure than “most women”

>Hilda wins by doing nothing

HIL DA
HIL DA

HIL DA
HIL DA

HIL DA
HIL DA

HIL DA
HIL DA

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based delicate flower

Except literally any of the girls he's seen fucking in any of his supports.

Did Hilda even do anything the whole time?

>Hilda lets everyone kill themselves for her
What a fucking kino ending.

The objectively best character. Did nothing wrong.

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>is so lazy everyone else just kills themselves
Absolute fucking alpha female genes. I love my gorilla!

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Nope, but hallucinations didn't kill her, her broher taught her well.

No, which is perfectly in character. What a poetic finish.

I honestly found her to be nothing special. She's just Fire Emblem Rise.

She sang a bit

>respecting unnamed characters
Cuck move

Final placements.

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You mean the literal no name NPC villagers he flirts with? Like the literal no name NPC students Dorothea flirts with? Soothe yourself user, your incel rage is showing.

>gigastacy wins by doing nothing
HIL
DA

>never got an excuse to post this

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absolute state of caspar

He explains a lot of what he does with them though and how they are, quite literally, pump and dump golddiggers he enjoys watching get rejected.

HIL DA HIL DA HIL DA!

>wanting to marry a poor person
They're literally in the middle ages. There's no such thing as the middle class. You're either rich or poor.

WE WERE SO CLOSE HUBERT CHADS

Lorenz refused to rack up another kill because it wasn't right. He was a dignified nobleman to the very end. His sacrifice helped Hilda get to victory.

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This is now a Hilda thread.

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I like Dorothea post-timeskip because she becomes super depressed and everything she says in the monastery is about all the people and classmates who are dying. I love seeing characters suffering.

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Hilda and Dorothea especially are nothing more than Incel filters. If you don't like or appreciate them it means you need to unironically have sex and gain some perspective, they're absolutely fine characters.

Not everyone needs to be a non threatening virginal damsel in distress you fucking geeks.

>Ingrid's only kill was a minority.
>She only let herself die when the gene pool was pure.
Holy based.

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>Ingrid stabs Dedue
>Claude dies trying to sneak out of the arena
>Lorenz dies a nobleman refusing to kill
>Hilda wins it all by literally letting everyone else kill themselves while she relaxed
This is pretty much canon.

>only blows up women with c4
>spares his bros

yes a noble man till the end

>professor, we killed ferdie
>do you remember him
>he used to be our friend

>"haha im gonna fuck who ever i want and form shot term relationships just for fun"
>5 years later...
>"life sucks, war sucks, i have aids"
I don't get why she's so liked, beyond the tits.

Dimitri, honestly. He is the most developed character of the lot. But there are tons of good characters.

She's not liked, but she's a great unit.

Incel detected. She searches around looking for someone to be with for literally the rest of her life and nowhere is it implied she sleeps around.

She talks shit to a lot of characters and not in the cutesy tsundere but in the actual snarky bitch kind of way so she’s sort of interesting as a novelty at least

based OP, fuck thots. They're disgusting.

Marianne best girl.

probably because nothing you said in that first line is really true.

I find her more attractive than any of the other girls in the game, especially her post timeskip look

Now do post time skip, and include Flayn

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>I am a virgin who can only enjoy meek, spineless weaklings because it offends my toxic masculinity that is based on a total misunderstanding of females, and feel threatened by anyone who had a modicum of self worth and confidence
Gotcha chief

Characters actually suffering is good, though
Also she's good gameplay-wise so she will be relevant no matter what

Maybe.
I don't think anything could match this game, though.

And Rhea, I want to see what crazy mommy can do, hopefully something with explosives that kills half the cast.

I dont like it, try again tomorrow.

I like her because I am an angry person and I want a girl who will bitch about people with me and laugh at my mean spirited jokes. She doesn't sleep with the guys, she leads them on for betabux and laughs at them behind her back.

>nothing could be further from the truth!
>*one support later*
>i hate women

>unironically using the term toxic masculinity
kill yourself

>toxic masculinity
Are you lost little girl?

It's time.

Who is best girl: Marianne or Bernie?

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>blue chads went from dead last in the pre-release poll to crushing the competition post-launch
Based

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Lorenz

I think we need to have them fuck fight to decide the winner

What excuse do you have for not aspiring to be like the biggest chadlord on Fodlan?
>pink hair
>eats poison mushrooms for fun
>underdeveloped sand people consider fighting him to be a religious experience
>wants to fuck his gorilla sister

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Incels filtered once again.

God bless japanese girls and their superior otome taste.

Lysithea

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What's weird is that for most of her marriages she ends up marrying for love anyway.

A lot of those church letters make no sense to me.

Lot of suicide and general death from stupidity or bad luck.

this doesn't mean what you think it does

Just like Fire Emblem

You may not like it, but this is what peak Fire Emblem OC looks like.

Cope Edeltard

Oh no no no no

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I don't really get what it up with her post timeskip design, it seems so drastically different from anyone else's clothes.

>Lysithea cures her Crest Aids
>dies young from diabetes anyway

It's almost as if that's what she truly wanted all along and was just being pragmatic when she said her looks were fading and she wanted stability and money

Its a 10/10 design

It's ever so slightly Japanese-y, sort of looks like a Tohou. 10/10 tho

My albino cancer wife cant be this cute

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I admit, BL route got me a bit emotional a few times.
Dedue and Dimitri are BEST bros.

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>nuke loli with retarded headgear
Tone down her fanservice and she's a Touhou character.

BL is the only route with a HEART.

The veil on her hair is weirdly attractive

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>when Light and Shadow plays during your reunion with Demi Tree

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Who didn't? I didn't cry or anything bit fuck, doimg the BL ending and confession scene at the end hit me harder then I thought. I haven't loved a game like this in a long time.

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I wanna help give her insulin to counteract all the candy I give her!

Is there any ending where Lysithea actually dies from the cancer?

Hey Guts

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Probably if you don't A rank her with anyone I imagine

Plenty, most of her couples can't save her.

Every ending that isn't with M!Byleth, Claude, Edelgard, Linhardt or Hanneman either outright says or suggests that she dies.

She dies if you dont pair her with Hanneman, Lindhart or Byleth. I think Claude also saves her but i'm not sure.

She dies of cancer in every ending except for Edelgard, Claude, Haneman, and Lindharts ending

He's stated to have found a cure and then takes her overseas and they never return

His theme is absolute kino, too bad you have to go the retard route to ever hear it.

youtube.com/watch?v=kdFpdOLWA9c

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I was happy when she died. She was a cunt

Raphael is extra depressing because she spends her final days washing dishes in a shitty village restaurant.

Anyone know how supports for credits work? Is it the person with the most support, or the first person someone A ranks with?

>ost link still up
Huh cool.

Damn, was curious if they would get tbat dark. I guess it adds some depth though to just how destructive crests can be.

Anyone know how supports for credits work? Is it the person with the most support, or the first person someone A ranks with? I paired everyone with one another to get A rank but not sure if that does anything.

It depends on affection. Usually the last character they A rank will be who they end up with though affection through battle can change this. On character's bios there will be a small section called "closest companion" which lists the candidates.

youtube.com/watch?v=KfZB01uGf2Y
What the fuck is with these images kek

I don't get why people say the sound track is forgettable, just about every battle theme has been stuck in my fucking head at one point.

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Peoole try to post memes or unrelated images to.keep the videos less noticed. At this point people mostly just joke how many times the music has been taken down.

I agree, I have the ost on my phone. Tempest of Storms is so good.

>I don't get why people say the sound track is forgettable
What faggot has said this? The soumdtrack is the one literally perfect aspect of the game.
You have adownload link?

Literally the truth

It was probably a couple of people when the game just came out. I also noticed it was accompanied by Fates shitposters, so, take that how you will.

sittingonclouds.net/games/games-series/fire-emblem/three-houses/35979-2/

>insulting this poor woman
that's what you are gonna get in your next tranny reunion, you freak

seethe or dilate or whatever meme I'm supposed to respond with here

I honestly liked her character for her pragmatism
>I know my looks will fade with time
>So I need to get a good catch now to tie down before that happens
>Don't you DARE fuck this over for me Sensei
Hate the ho, but she's playing the fucking courtship game to a T

youtube.com/watch?v=WEbblQqbEnE
Highly underrated theme

Fuck you guys for giving this 280+ replies, she's great

Thank you user.

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She’s unironically the best girl. Meme hat and an interesting personality and writing that makes sense and big boobs and best ass and backpussy in the game? What’s not to love?

Also this is mis-labeled, this track is called Three Houses not Scales of the Goddess

>wait why is this thumbnail just norma-
youtube.com/watch?v=XdsrKZYHBTc

Don't expect incels to understand a well written and honest woman. They only like women like pre timeskip Bernadette and Marianne who are more in line with what their warped ideals of a woman should be.

?

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When does this track play?

LETS GO GATEKEEPER-SAN

I can get behind this.

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>church knight already killed Nemesis
This starts fun.

Worse are the faggots who shit on the post time skip versions for actually getting better.
When you fight Dimitri in the BE route.

Well, there goes Unga.

>nemesis already dead
Kek

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What the fuck was her problem?

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On accident too

>Nemesis offed in the first round
THE KING OF JOBBERS LADIES AND GENTLEMEN

>When you fight Dimitri in the BE route.
Oh well that kind of kills it for me
I can't see him as an enemy

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MANUELA! YOU CAN DO IT! Top 3 if not winner, calling it now, bros.

>gilbert scares the goddess away
TOP KEK

>Cyril
fucking KEK fitting end for that character

ALOIS NO

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What the fuck Seteth
>Manuela still horny

She’s a lesbian who wants to marry a man just for the status of being married to a nobleman. That’s her whole character.

What were they thinking honestly
Such a garbage character

He got into Byleths head

>Arundel overhears "Greetings Professor! Nothing to report!"

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youtube.com/watch?v=Q2Pw6afF8_8
It's pretty depressing, he is relatively sane still on BE and has to watch all his house members die.

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CHAD GATE KEEPER GETTING INTO MANUELAS PANTYS

Judith what the fuck

>Jeralt gets his ass kicked by Hanneman
>injures himself the next day
THE GREATEST CAPTAIN THE KNIGTS OF SEIROS EVER HAD

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>Gatekeeper has manakete threesome
Proud of you

It’s so lazy that they just had Edelgard’s VA record all his lines. Couldn’t they have hired somebody else? Having a woman play the Flame Emperor was a bad choice.

>you can save them
WHAT?
HOW? THIS NEVER HAPPENED FOR ME

NOTHING TO REPORT PROFESOR

GATEKEEPER

Even Gatekeeper knows male Byleth is better

She never got to drop her glamour to show her mole people face.

post more felix endings

>I'm going to claim my kingdom, nothing has changed

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***SECRET EASTER EGG***
if you talk to Seteth on 3/28 before the timeskip after you've already talked to him once and press A, A, A, A with the right timing you will hear him say "we must defile the archbishop"

B A S E D GATEKEEPER

Fucking gatekeeper I swear.
>Byleth dies from being useless

She is an orphan girl with no family in a medieval setting. Realistically speaking she would starve to death once she gets to the age where she can't support herself with her own work, marrying up is the only option for her.

Jesus christ he's going all in

Only some of them, and you have to defeat them with Byleth I think.
I recruited Ash in GD pre timeskip but he ditched me anyway and showed up as an enemy. After I beat him it gave me the option to let him join up again.

Holy shit Gatekeeper isn't fucking around

PENTA KILL

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Gatekeeper! Gatekeeper! Gatekeeper!

Honestly, seeing Dorothea offends me in a number of different ways. For one, she defiles her uniform. Two, she struts around town like she's the cock of the walk. Three, I can't have her. She's just an eyesore through and through

IS THERE ANYONE WHO CAN EVEN REMOTELY CONTROL GATEKEEPER

What the FUCK is his problem?

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Savage

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FUCK LOLIS GATE KEEPER KUN

Jesus fucking christ gatekeeper-kun.

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There is nothing to report...

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>Go on a killing spree, blaspheme the goddess
>settle down and pick some fruit

Bullshit

THINKEN OF GATE

Yeah this seems to be how it worked. I recruited Lorenz on my BL playthrough and had to defeat him (or at least hit him, I think he might have surrendered when he got low?) to get him to join me again.

Her ending with Ignatz is a gut puncher and will make you cry.

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Isn't that just balanitis?

Nothing to report user might aswell pick some fruit

>"The reports I've lost... The gate I lost..."

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just joking actually but it is pretty funny. He says something like "We must protect blah blah blah." "Defiling the blah blah blah." and then "The archbishop blah blah blah." If you skip the dialogue just right he says, pretty smoothly, "We must defile the archbishop"

also it doesn't have to be on 3/28, any day in March

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Good idea, Catherine
He's a fucking unstoppable murdering machine at this point

You can run Cassandra, but you can’t hide from the Gatekeeper!

>Dorothea is bad
Why?
>REEEEE SHE HAS BOOBS
faggots

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>Jeralt tried to get Rhea to kill her mom after getting his wife killed
Deep

HE KEEPS KILLING

UNLIKELY FORCES COME TOGETOR

>Ara-ara~

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THE CHURCH VERSUS THE STRONG

The only people who hate her are insecure virgins who don't like confident women.

DAD NO

THE FINAL ENCOUNTER COMES

CENSOR THIS SHIT

THEY'RE TEAMING UP AGAINST HIM

If it ended here it'd be a good end.

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Which girl improved most after the timeskip and why is it Leonie? The hair change is so slight, but she's a million times better looking. I think they thinned her eyebrows and changed her face shape slightly, in addition to her developing a more feminine figure.

DAD NO THAT'S MY WIFE

O-oh my. Are we allowed to broadcast this?

They're living the rest of their days out in harmony, the Gatekeeper finally found his gate.

objectively, Dimitri. the whole second part of the BL route is about his character development.

Besides him, I'm inclined to say Felix, or even Lorenz considering how I thought they were going to be cunts but ended up being some of my favorite characters

>picks flowers after killing everyone
He’s a good man picking flowers to leave on the graves of those he kills

you're supposed to talk to him more. also, he's the type of person to go on /his/ and argue about haploshit and be an autist in general.

read your roster's "status" section carefully for their likes and dislikes

Fin

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>Manuela in Top 3
Fucking CALLED IT, BROS. Best girl is gonna win it all!

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THOT
PATROLLED

NOOO GATEKEEPER SAN

Marianne bouta get DeDICKED

NOT

BASED DAD

Boooooo

Your winner.

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>The hair change is so slight, but she's a million times better looking.
She already had tomboy short hair, so the design team were forced to give her long hair, unlike the girls.
>I think they thinned her eyebrows and changed her face shape slightly,
More like they upturned it, so she looked less aggressive.
>in addition to her developing a more feminine figure.
Her clothes are not a school uniform, and so her time skip clothing hugs her waist and hips better.

JERALT WAS THE TRUE VILLAIN ALL ALONG

FUCK

No man could stop him

Only nature itself was able to stop this madman

>Jeralt: J/K

>Stabs Manuela with a tree branch
Thats one way to put it I suppose

I was best buds with Ashe on my BL playthrough and I just got to that advice box note. I guessed Loog because that's the book he talked about in a bunch of his support links. It's definitely stupid.

An ignominious end for a brutal savage.

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And literally an upset win. I don’t know why I was hoping otherwise.

>My waifu died
>My dad killed her

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>I want a book to read
>recommend me one
>recommend him one he's read already
That's why you failed.

>7

>7 kills
The true villain all along.

>Gatekeeper: 7 kills
holy shit

uhhh what is there a route where jeralt doesn't become closely acquainted with monica

We got third place gate bros time to go guard the golden gate in the sky

With no gate to keep, he had to become his own gate.

God damn, those BL deaths are fucking sad
How is BE route supposed to make Edelgard look good again?

Makes Rhea crazier while toning down Edelgard.

>TWSITD = No kills, absolute pacifists
>Gatekeeper = mass murderer

He defended that gate alright

The question is phrased in a way that suggests he is looking for something enjoyable to read but he can't decide, why in god's name would I assume some random shit about Faerghus is what he cares about? Surely Ashe already knows about the founding of Faerghus.

Lady Edelgard? Are we the baddies?

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>turns your waifu into a lesbian

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Dorothea got dicked down by Lorenz on in my game. Or she tamed his noble cock with her tight commoner pussy.

>No, it's the children who are wrong

>How is BE route supposed to make Edelgard look good again
The universe remakes itself and everyone acts out of character to make her "right". Lysithea changes her mind on using violence to fix her problems, Felix goes from "massacres bad" to "massacres good" and Leonie accuses the Church of being Slitherer allies.

>Dubsteps were the true heroes all along.
>They killed Jeralt before he could show his true colors.

Everyone but Edelgard is wrong, didn't you know?

/thread

I like this cute peasant

>Sylvain makes a wooden spear
The dark knight rises

That's because Edelgard is such a pacifist with sensei by her side she doesn't commit as many atrocities.
Isn't it wonderful!

I've seen videos of people with unique classes, like Byleth as Barbossa
How the fuck is that possible?

The word 'pacifist' 'commit' and 'atrocities' in a sentence together sure is something special.

Value editing. Switches are hackable.

Literal hacks, nothing more.

Lame. I was hoping it was a NG+ thing.

cringe

>tight
L O L

>Played through the Church route first by accident.
>Enjoyed the Blue Lions as the best so far.
>Just started the time skip for Golden Deers.
Bros? I’m regretting saving Edelgard’s route for last from everything you guys have been saying. I fucked up.

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Lorenz Is so damn big only he would be unable to notice how loose that salami sandwich actually is.

Hey, at least it's gonna be over quickly. Like a bandaid.

>Tenor intensifies
youtube.com/watch?v=66aS4MnojUQ

Does he ever even appear in the game or do people just talk about him

Is just stop playing golden deer whip out a ng+ and start edelgards path. Then after you eat shit for completing it you can wash your mouth out by finishing golden deer. Also lunatic fucking when

she is the most realistic girl I've seen in recent memory which is why all you incels are pissed at her, you probably fawned over a real girl like her at some point in your life and when she expressed her disinterest in your fat slobby ass you decided to post on your epic image board secret club how much you think women are shit

He’s a non-person. He never appears. Hopefully DLC will fix that.

Which BL/GD are the most realistic to be poached for the BE? I heard Felix and Leonie are the worse due to their OOC.

l-looks like this is my last report, professor...

>makes it very clear she wants to settle with a rich man because she spent 90% of her life in the slums and just got lucky due to her beauty that will eventually fade
>makes it VERY fucking clear she hates nobles and wishes for love but has to make it do to avoid getting back to her shitty life
>WTF GOLD DIGGER REEEEE

IMPLYING you wouldn't literally do the same and marry a rich cunt if you were a cute girl with zero money, I fucking dare you

House Gloucester is the border of the alliance so Lorenz will consider it

Anyone with a crest

Polls at Korea's biggest Nintendo community

m.dcinside.com/board/nintendoswitch/1526592
m.dcinside.com/board/nintendoswitch/1526587

Best Class(Route)
1. Blue lions (33.9%)
2. Black Eagles (Empire) (31.6%)
3. Golden Deer (30.9%)
4. Church (3.5%)

Best Male Character
1. Dimitri (26.9%)
2. Claude (20.9%)
3. Ferdinand (9.6%)

Best Female Charcater
1. Lysithea (23.5%)
2. Edelgard (17%)
3. Bernadetta (11%)

Actual good taste in a poll, what the fuck

Forgot

Worst Character
1. Edelgard (30.2%)
2. Ignatz (16.4%)
3. Cyril (8.7%)

I AM FERDINAND VON AEGIR

Imagine thinking she sleeps around just because she shows interest in the opposite gender. Have sex.

Cope more retardcel.

How did you find this website?

based and redpilled, or that's what'd say if not for:
>1. Lysithea (23.5%)
>2. Edelgard (17%)
>3. Bernadetta (11%)
now that's some shit taste

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Does Felix not show up in BE?

>all of Yea Forums is le ebin secret we hate women club
Nah, fuck off back to r9k you sperg.

>4. Church (3.5%)
Setethbros...

Extremely good taste, really, good split between houses with BL and Dimitri as best.

Damn people hate her.