Here's your PS5 bro

I'll never forgive that redditfag for what he did.

>snoyggers already seething
oh no no no

Looks like a projector

The thing that strikes you the most about this is the sheer amount of ventilation it has. I'd be willing to bet that whole 'V' looking bit is just radiators and fans to dissipate heat because you can also see that's where all vents and cooling holes are. The OG PS4 and PRO are jet engines right now and Sony can't design a quiet cooling system worth a shit so the PS5 is probably going to be loud as fuck and fios devkit with a gazillion air vents further proves that.

And this devkit*

looks like a trunk cd changer with a bike seat indentation

>6 usb ports
For what purpose?

lel

I'm almost expecting that V to be integrated into the design or some kind of design to allow for extra cooling.

more fans to clog up

It's PSV you fucktard

That's not a PlayStation Vita at all though.

I'm probably retarded, but isn't having the ventilation pointed directly at itself counterproductive?

Vita 2

Reminds me of the fan concept renders for the PS3 I used to see floating around the internet back around the mid-2000s.

that doesn't justify someone aproving that design what the fuck was the guy thinking?

they always have weird concepts before settling on something much blander

Are you serious? There's no design for a devkit it's just a computer with the hardware they want to use.

Wow so not only will it sound like an engine but it will look like one too.

It's a compartment for storing your buttplug.
It's intended for playstation owners, after all.

PS5 won't have bd rom.

yes, and this is a PS4

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this is a PS3 btw

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Pizza holder? neato

also pictured here an xbox, ps2, ngc and dreamcast

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how thoughtful of them

and this is the very first playstation!

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a comfy nintendo switch

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based

and your Xbox One X

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>FPS 60

Fake as fuck

Not gonna lie. I would fucking love to own any of these dev kits, but that PS2 and Gamecube most of all.

Looks more like a V.Smile than a Playstation.

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Thats the intake, not the outtake.

This is literally a marketing gimmick "concept" to get people talking and the real box will be just an ugly box like every single other playstation.

it's not even a dev kit you fucking retard it's just a piece of marketing.

It's so bizarre to see an official piece of Nintendo hardware that just looks like a fucking Gateway PC from 1999

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Tbh i miss the days of funky console designs. OG Xbox, GameCube, PS1 are all God tier console designs.

This one is neat. It has a little display that shows the game disc inserted.

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>keep your pizza slice in the cutout and the fans blowing hot air keep it warm
ingenious

>Game Console
>Pizza warmer
>Child friendly censored games

Sony knows it's customers.

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Anyone wanna take a stab at guessing whatever the practical purpose of that design is? Other than

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is that a new type of chastity belt?

Two big heatsinks where the V is

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Probably some new wacky way to transfer airflow. Kind of like what they did with that Mac Pro.

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V has cum too

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Huh, that's actually a pretty good idea. A nice place to keep your penis warm and cozy while you game and eat Doritos.

>tfw playing GTA VI in native 4K with realtime raytracing while my PS5 is roaring at 200 decibels

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>tfw enter the city
>PS5 sounds like 100 shotguns firing at once per second
>punch the trigger, full throttle
>the heat coming off the PSV begins to cook my skin
>my wife's baby cooks in a matter of seconds
>spin the camera around the car
>the very atoms in the air begin to glow
>Washington gets a call from CERN saying they found the higs boson
>I ramp the settings up to medium
>the controller melds into my DNA, I am part game
>all life within a 500 mile radius reach orgasm from my awesome gaming abilities
>alien life in a multiverse get a notification that humanity has ascended and can now visit us
>PC NEVER EVER

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It's got a neat little shelf to hold the dust it is going to snifffffff.

>PS1 was the first system to play DVDs
>PS3 was the first system to play BluRays
>PS5 will be the first system with a built-in space for my icing bags
SONY WINS AGAIN BAYBEEEEEEEEE

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Looks like a toilet seat

Based

More like, Baste.

>PS1
>DVDs

they all wanna be a PC so bad! lol

Playstation 5 will be the ps3 all over again I cant fucking wait for the seething

So what do you guys think they'll keep for thr final design?

that PS2 lookin fly

Oh wow, Linksys router got an upgrade.

I want the Dreamcast Dev kit so bad

Sony just stole the PC Engine design and made it ugly.

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Why would a dev kit not be just a box?

That PS2 Dev Kit model looks sexy as fuck.

that gamecube has SOUL

So you have a brown penis...

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no user, his wifes boyfriend does

he's not allowed to put his penis in the penis crest except when he gets a raise at work

The "V" is likely the air intake, having it as an exhaust would be terrible for the airflow. Still a weird setup, with multiple fans in different locations needed, but it looks somewhat interesting.

LOOKS LIKE BRUTALIST RETROWAVE KHNO IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS

Do you really not see the MAIN difference between OP's design concept and the dev kits you posted?

Switch is at 7nm now and even some phones have vapour chamber cooling now. No way that the PS5 needs that much air.

Are you sure this isn't the expo centre they're revealing the PS5 devkit at?

i'm on the edge of my seat
just tell us

>disc drive
fake as fuck zoomers HATE physical media

retailers don't

NINE HUNDRED NINETY NINE UNITED STATES DOLLARS

On the off chance you're just retarded and not trolling; dev kits are the hardware delivered with no frills, which is why they all look like PCs. Just plain boxes of components.
Why the fuck would Sony waste time producing some weird designed plastic box with indents and fins and shit for a dev kit?

It really does look like it.

>that reddit faggot who destroyed the Xbox devkit for a PC case

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it looks fucking 90s

>Hiring a concept artist to design a devkit
i know Yea Forums is full of ignorant kids but this is next level

Looks like it's a devkit with some janked out cooling

>That redditfag that still posts a dead maymay only posted by normies on Twitter

lets be fair it doesnt matter what it looks like the autists on this board will shit on it

Doi'late, faggot

>NOOO YOU CANNOT JUST TEAR DOWN THAT XBOX DEVKIT AND USE IT'S PART FOR DIFFERENT THINGS. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THAT'S IT'S A PIECE OF GAMING HISTORY!!!!!

[insert basedman image here]

You mean V2?

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It could've been used to make a perfect xbox emulator for PC.

>Sony find out that cockroaches enjoy living in PS4 consoles
>Design the PS5 as a luxury cockroach hotel
How thoughtful

my ps1,2,3 and 4 dev kits disagree with you

V has come to

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No.

How nice of them to include a pizza slice heater.

heres your ds5 bro

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Leaked final design

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>\v\ wins again

Damn, that looks retro sci-fi and bitching as fuck. Goddamn I'd love some one off weird designer version of the PS5 that looks like this.

>slammed

its a dev kit
not an actual ps5

>I ramp the settings up to medium

Console games never have customizable graphics settings, retard.
Learn the facts first, before you attempt to distort them for humor.

Finally a console that looks like an actual fucking gaming console instead of a generic black or white box. Last one I can remember was the original Xbox and it was a great/fun design despite the heavy memes

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>Console games never have customizable graphics settings, retard.
Some of them do now, retard.

*you burn off your dick
PS5 is DilationStation

XD

Retard, devkits are usually hueg desktop computers.