Meanwhile on the ele/v/ator

*pulls out phone and snaps a picture*

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Floor 34, please.

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Thread themes
youtu.be/zceFErzseFk
youtu.be/SGsFpUsCc9g
youtu.be/-9w7A39Ggz0

why are you taking a picture of my phone screen user?

youtu.be/5OUP_Z3iZPs

youtube.com/watch?v=8Gy_zq_YuQQ

actual thread theme

Bones Bath and Beyond please.

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youtube.com/watch?v=06KXIiLWpzs
All of these thread themes are playing at the same time

So which one of you do I pitch my ideas to?

youtu.be/Q2I7FN7fiKU

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Hope you all don't mind if I dilate while we're waiting

>elevator
youtube.com/watch?v=afR7py5pLF8

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Dead Rising might be the most vaporwave video game ever made.

BRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFTTT

youtube.com/watch?v=DjJKUqH2jtw

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*Shits pants, takes them off, and runs out of the elevator*

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>user... The weight warning went off and I know I couldn't be over the limit.
>How much do you weigh?
>About 135. But that elevator had a weight limit of 650 pounds.
>It would take at least five people to go over that limit...
>L-LOOK OUT user
>JANNY IS IN THERE WITH YOU!!!

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bing
bing
bing
bing

wahoo

>>It would take at least five people to go over that limit...
>>L-LOOK OUT user
>>JANNY IS IN THERE WITH YOU!!!

heh

Excuse me gentlemen could you make room for my GF?

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Actually, I'm Santa.

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I'M GONNA SAY THE B-WORD

Goin up.

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Heard any news from other provinces?

So uh...you guys come here often?

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Basement?

Ah fuck I pushed the wrong floor button

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here i got it bro
*pushes every button*

Lol you won't do shit faggot
but please actually blow us up, I want my suffering to end

Nah, I usually take the stairs, you?

Yeah, I have to work 9 to 5 at a office in a cubicle every day.

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No god please I just want to go to my apartment and take a nap

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*BRRRRAAAAAAPPPPP*
*ahem* excuse me

sorry bro my finger slipped
it won't take that long bro

sounds pretty comfy

Quit staring at my hips

Don't worry bro I'll just press the alarm button and the control room will sort it out. We'll get you off this wild ride.

Eleven

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first time here man haha
what games you play? i love playing madden and CoD

yeah i've been here all summer

penis penis penis penis penis penis penis

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>Epic employee boards the elevator

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No it's fine guys. I think I'll be taking a nap here on the elevator real soon. One I hope to never wake from.

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Why the fuck are you wearing your name badge? Just put that shit in your wallet like everyone else.

What do you do when you feel the elevator falling and there's no way to stop it?

Great times ahead

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jump

Jump

*slaps your ass*

who do you guys main?
rhino threat represent

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Why is this man wearing women’s clothes

FUUUUCK CHECK YOUR WATCH BROS

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>meanwhile on the ele/v/ator
>not mean/v/hile Yea Forumson Yea Forumshe Yea Forumsele/v/ator

you had one job

>he's a conformer

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youtube.com/watch?v=8CN49Feexb8

Go home
Cat with gat

>So, uh, what's your least favorite color and why?

>blocks your path

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This one goes to eleven

Meanwhile back in the townnnnnn

Whoever keeps bringing us back to floor 69, you aren't funny

ELEVEN

youtube.com/watch?v=KoCFToFstSY

lmao

>building has 69 floors
??????? Nani

But you're conforming to being a namefag by wearing your nametag.

I have an idea. We combine Final Fantasy and Disney into a new unique action RPG. What do you think?

Haha that would never happen you idiot

>he's a fag who thinks he's a special

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both wrong
youtube.com/watch?v=f9UNwm_eYwA

>Holds the close door button and presses the button for my floor

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Anyone have that monkey picture? i can't find it.

Nice weather today, huh?

Uhm... so when's the new Elder Scrolls coming out haha.

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Don't worry I'll fix this
*cuts the elevator's wiring*

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>the thing where someone pulls the elevator doors apart with his bare hands

Is that even possible in real life?

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*firmly grabs ass of guy in front of me and doesn't let go*

Cmon someone's gotta have it

>Be American
>Need a dedicated employee to help me get the elevator to my floor because I can't figure out how buttons work

Thank goodness I don't need to press the buttons myself though. This keeps my hands free for clapping once the lift arrives at my destination.

Yeah dude watch this, heh. *grabs doors from the middle* HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

I hope none of you guys ACTUALLY like the 15th floor, it fucking sucks.
I've never been there or even seen it, but it fucking sucks and you guys need to go back to the r/floor if you do.

Only negroes do those jobs

Stop trying.
youtube.com/watch?v=Q2I7FN7fiKU

>Homer sneeding

The doors are designed to make this possible you invalid. You're not fighting against the closing mechanism.

>open thread
>nearly 100 posts
>not a single reference to the most kino multiplayer mod of the century

youtube.com/watch?v=TYELaInpN8o

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I'm going to piss on the buttons.

>s-she's strong!

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I'm going down. Floor 69 please.

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uhhh so does anyone know where we're going exactly?

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CHUUUMIIIIIIIN

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Who the fuck farted?!

hehe. too late snake .
>begins to run back and forth invisible

Hey i got a new business card
Bone, what do you think?

What the fuck are you even talking about? Are you referring to a bellhop?

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The elevator is voice controlled so go for it

Take a right at the next corner and ride the elevator, you should get to the next level in around 90000 hours

The Garry's Mod version is fucking dead unfortunately

has anyone ever tried this

This got a chuckle out of me. You've made my business major worth it.

HHHHNNN UHN!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa see you tomorrow!!

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Dozens of people survive falling elevators every year by jumping at the last moment. I actually carry a folding chair with me everywhere I go so that if I accidentally fall from a great height, I can jump off of it right before I hit the ground. I used to have a fear of heights but I can hang out on rooftops all day now as long as I have my folding chair.

stop jerking off i can smell it

That's a lie, you can't actually smell it afterwards, otherwise my mom and my sister would have said something to me about it by now

Oh god oh fuck, get the fucking gas masks.

don't have it and struggling to find it, but have this as consolation
youtube.com/watch?v=NEYc8ar2Bpw

Any of you fags heard of net terminal genes?

Who left all these pictures of GIRLS with DICKS on the floor?

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how do you guys keep leaving pictures on the wall without spray cans or paint brushes

>cough, cough

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youtube.com/watch?v=1Y8GHKuKBpo&list=PLVGBBr9SS-bhwE0LygMB0ryZfhukWQG-9

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WHO'S BEEN DRAWING DICKS

I'm talking about those niggers to whom you say "floor 59 please" and then they press the button for you because your fat American fingers are too imprecise due to all the """pop""" you drink.

underrated

>thread has over 70 posters
how do so many people fit in one elevator?

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>Skeleton walks in

Keep doing it plz

>tapes down close door button as im leaving so i can leave and the elevator is stuck and no ones inside

Guys, it's pretty dark in the basement. Can we go back up a few floors?

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It's been nearly 2 hours and nobody has posted this yet. Fuck zoomers.

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Elevators are built to accommodate one average American and their mobility scooter, so 70 foreigners can easily fit into one

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'scuse me gang, I have a date on the top floor. Lemme just put in the warp code real quick.
Top floor, Top floor, Lobby, Lobby, open door, close door, open door, close door, Basement, Attic, aaaaand Fire alarm.

This elevatorhas nocollide enabled

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*eats a sandwich*

DON'T DO IT MITTY

*source engine ragdoll noises as elevator goes up*

*gets off on my floor*
You guys have a good night.

Never seen one before in my life.

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I don't see why not!

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FLOOR NUMBAH ONE

>sniff

Rude!

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zdnet.com/article/mitsubishi-installs-worlds-largest-elevator-in-japan-80-passengers-per-car/

I wonder how someone feels after cumming to this, do you feel guilt?

Faster.

negative, i've gotten off to some pretty weird shit but I don't think i've ever felt "guilty" afterwards besides when i jacked it to my sister

danm, thanks for sharing

i live to divulge unnecessary information about myself on an anonymous imageboard for small amounts of attention thank you

Don't mind me.

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Literally just lie down flat on the floor and and try to cover your head with your arms

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So what's your elevator level? Mines 4

room for one more?

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C-cool guy..?

vocaroo.com/i/s0L7qjYUDf0p

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how old?

not old enough

nice

l̫̝̪e̡̼͇̝͍̘̭̣t͓͔͇ ̶̟̣̝m̷e͕̙̞̰͞ͅ ͝iṇ͙͕

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user no

>enters the elevator last minute
>reeks of onions and cat litter
>pushes button for floor just below the last destination
>burps in the person next to me's face
>covertly scratches ass
>wears a t-shirt with Eevee-lutions on it
Yep, it's great being a Smash player.

To the strawberry floor, please

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You mean lift... Right?

Why the fuck would I feel guilt? I feel great for having such impeccable tastes.

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>Not fapping to that glorious kobold ass
Gay

meant for
I'm typing with one hand give me a break

Thank you, nurse.

EVERYONE watch how hard I can pee!
>PSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHH

Wow, nice pissing, user. That's probably the hardest I've ever seen anyone piss!

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>I'm sorry. I couldn't understand your request
>please try speaking slowly and clearly

Anyone here want some candy?

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>he doesn't jump off the air molecules
you'll always be a pussy at this rate

>SMACK

youtube.com/watch?v=1Y8GHKuKBpo&list=PLVGBBr9SS-bhwE0LygMB0ryZfhukWQG-9
god I miss when people played the gmod version, there was nothing more comfy than hanging out with your bros watching interdimensional monstrosities grab people out of your elevator

*farts*
...uhhh, wasn't me

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Excuse me

youtube.com/watch?v=dYoEJvyKKM0

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excuse me guys, old habits die hard

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*ding*
Greetings!

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>None of you retards own nep's nendoroid?
>I'm getting off here

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LMFAO

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>Mall Music 3
>Mall Music 2
>No Mall Music 5
youtube.com/watch?v=FrZaP99_99M

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FUK U WHITA PIGGU ELEVATOR!

TAIWAN NUMBA 1!

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Kek

what was the best elevator section in SoR2 and why was it Stage 7?

What the fuck? That's where that song is from? I just read about this game, is it any good on pc? Might download it.

Uh... What floor is this? Hello?

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Don't mind me just going to go attempt to teach a bunch of retards Japanese. They will never be fluent no matter how hard they try so so whats the point really lmao

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Its a very strange game, but worth playing for sure. Crashes alot on PC though, there is a fix but it might not work.

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It's actually 68 floors since there's no 13th floor (or 4th floor in Asia). Or is there?

*heavy breathing*

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What we should definitely do now is split up into groups of two to investigate and not get picked off one by one.

Someone boot up an elevator source server for old times sake