where my intellibros at?
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Intellivision Plans To Hold E3 Press Conference Next Year
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Did the Atari VCS ever get released?
That will never get released
just checked and you can preorder it as a walmart exclusive with a release date set for 03/01/2020
What is that, and why does it look like somebody combined an MP3 player with a George Foreman grill?
just buy a fucking atari skin for your console and pirate all atari games onto a thumb drive from twenty years ago you dumb cunt
considering porting my games to it
I just want to see how bad the Earthworm Jim game ends up being with those controllers.
The people who backed that thing are some ofthe dumbest mother fuckers in existence. Look at the Indiegogo comments. It's a shitshow.
Amico looks like it could be competent enough to sell a million units or more with families and kids if the games are good.
Also I'm buying one just for Earthworm Jim. So, they already got me. Fuck exclusives but they got me.
The controllers actually look pretty decent. The dials seem to function as solid D-Pads with more range of motion
Where'd all those Atari posters go
Was gonna ask this
What a scam lmao
The comment section is a gold mine of people getting salty and upset because completed units are supposed to be shipping in December and there's been absolutely nothing noteworthy news wise.
If completed units are going out in December they would have to have a finished prototype ready by now with games to show. It's about to be 3 months away.
>holds e3 conferencr
>begs for money from fans
Well this is going on the E3 cringe compilation
wat
They asked for no money
>sony pulls out of E3
Intellivison is gonna kill it since the other 2 are garbage.
If the system doesn't have some decent power behind it it will flop. It can't JUST have old style games.
Its a "retro game company pulls a scam" episode.
No scam since you don't have to buy shit.
Personally waiting for Earthworm Jim 3 footage.
>no scam since you dont have to buy it
So its only a scam when i buy it and it doesnt pan out. I bet you gave money to Star Citizen.
At best you'll get a "intellivision mini".
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he makes a few good points but the marketing is still shoddy
reminds me of the ouya
The marketing is more refined. I understand what he wants. He's basically saying he just wants classic simple games anyone can pick up and play immediately, by pressing a few buttons.
I couldn't actually tell you what ouya's goal was.
My uncle gave me and my siblings one when I was young. Played a shit ton of Burgertime and this other game that I can't recall the name of (you skated around on ice or something?). There was a racing game where you jumped in a manner very uncharacteristic to cars and a farming game where you killed bugs too. Simpler times, simpler games.
Ouya's goal was to be an affordable console alternative for consumers and game makers. It wasn't until much later that everyone found out it was just an android box.
This looks even more dubious because they are claiming all games will be exclusive. But no studio is going to develop a game exclusively for an unknown platform without a lot of money up front, which I doubt they would spend.
I thought e3 was cancelled because no journalists will go since their info leaked?
Well it's already got a game. Which is one step further than Ouya.
We could use a new console platform that isn't google shit, the nip companies and microsoft are absolutely braindead, games are dying.
Looks like their goal is remake a ton of old classics in like, 2.5D style
>remaking shark, shark! and Night Stalker
They better not fuck this up
>It's the worse version of the wii
But this raise a good question, why nintendo didn't kept wii alive for casual gamers?...they still launch just dance for it every year, the market probably still there
Tried forcing a transition instead of just continuing to deliver a stable product that a casual group wants.
Wow I've always wanted to play vidya with a zune.
>That kid that had a zune and was caught masturbating to it in the bathroom to a picture he claimed was sent to him by a girl but is easily found online
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>Shark Shark (looks like Ecco The Dolphin)
If the console is cheap enough, I'll buy it.
ITS STILL COMING OUT
He's probably balls deep in some girl regularly while you're shit posting about him on a Nigger-Love-Re-education forum.
Intellivision is still around? What the fuck?
I actually hope for it to be atleast ok. It could be a disaster, but I hope not. Tommy wouldn't fuck us like that would he? I want his company to not be a scam.
Jive turkeys btfo
I'm dreading it. The Q&A stream they did with the original team was hard to watch. It was a bunch of boomers sitting around acting awkward while Tommy damage controlled and Doug cracked dad jokes and drew some shit.
Nah now he posts antifa stuff on fb and is even fatter than back then
DESPERATE
i had one of the og zunes from before they added the squircle pad. it wasn't that bad, actually.
How is this going to succeed? How? It can't.
remind me to those cheap knockoff mp3 when they first started
Star Citizen isn't a scam you retard