ITT characters who you could totally beat the shit out of

ITT characters who you could totally beat the shit out of

He's not even that big. What's he gonna do, wise crack me to death?

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You know what's funny?

I can snap and kill every mother fucker on this board if we met IRL.

Seriously, think about it. I'd have your windpipe crushed and your eyes gouged out before you would even know what's happening.

You guys talk big shit. Watch yourselves.

i wouldn't fuck with a guy that's got a body count of 1000+. seriously look at those eyes. dude could snuff out your life in an instant and joke about it a second later. stone cold psycho.

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Bruh, Nate would wreck your shit

he's gonna yank your crank until he rips it off is what he'll do to you OP, like a goddamned silverback gorilla

Gameplay is non-canon. Drake actually has a pretty low body count.

I tried thinking about it but it scared me...

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

Do you not remember what the antagonist of U2 said before dying?

Is it like in newest tomb raider?