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I never noticed back then, but I swear in Sly 3 Bentley became more vicious overall. After getting crippled, he was done being scared and fucking around.

>Australian level
>Orders Murray to feed miners to crocodiles

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Need a vocaroo of this

Fuck I could hear the voices perfectly. It's not fair that sony just fucking abandoned the series fuck

Based

>Alright guys, tonight's the night where we steal clockwerks cock from GookMoot. I like to call this plan: "Operation Hot Pockets". Sly, I need you to disguise as a janny and infiltrate mod chat, start thinking of a way to keep them busy for a while. While sly does that, I will be using several proxies to post cheese pizza across the entire website, this surely will be able to get the attention of the neckbeards. While all of this is happening, Murray will upload Araki_Eating_A_Doughnut.jpg to the one board I will leave untainted. Once the mods notice and try to rush to save the final board, they will have virus littered through computers, allowing us to march into Gook Moot's office and take the cock piece. Alright, let's get started...

LET'S SHITPOST

AMAZINGLY IT'S A THREE-FOLD PLAN

kek

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What's the most kino moment in the entire series?

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Sly 2's ending
or
The scene where Sly thanks Bentley for breaking him out of prison

Bentley was definitely off the rails in 3 he was way more willing to do whatever it took to succeed

He had justified cripple rage.
The bad guys fucked him over so now he'll get revenge on all bad guys.
>Sly 2 - Bentley plans around not beating the shit out of the bad guys unless needed and getting around it where possible
>Sly 3 - Bentley plans to brutally annihilate those that get in his path

Sly 1 opening and ending are iconic

>"Truer words were never said... Wizard"
Prague was absolute kino. I liked the maps and story for Episode 2 and 6 better, but that level felt the most emotionally heavy and had the highest stakes.

The moment where the entire plan is revealed by Arpeggio in 2, the first operation where you break into the watertower and pull down the peacock sign, or the very end of Sly 3 where he winks at the camera are good contenders for best moments to me.

> when he summons the dragon for the first time

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that introspection with the panda in 3 when he was a villain in 1

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ALMOST Kino

They didn't revert the Health Bars and H.U.D. back to Sly 1 style.

man i didnt think of that

also i like how they played off the dynamic between the villain in 3 and Bentley with both being geniuses but Bentley chooses not to betray Sly while the villain was a what-if scenario played to its logical depressing conclusion (dying alone, angry and bitter)

>logical depressing conclusion (dying alone, angry and bitter)
I don't remember the villain being Yea Forums

“It was a while before we managed to track down the next member of the Klaww Gang. Bentley had spent countless hours researching his presence online, and, after a few sleepless nights, had plunged so deep into the rabbit hole that he was speaking all kinds of internet jargon by the time we found him: A mysterious image board admin known as ‘GookMoot.’”
“Not much is known about his family life, but what Bentley uncovered was more than enough to paint an interesting picture. The successor of a once-popular, often hated admin, GookMoot was ecstatic to take over the reigns when his mentor left. Finally gaining the power he’d always wanted, he let it go to his head, and started weaponizing his autism to take revenge on the filthy gaijin that bombed his homeland.”
“He’s held up in the deepest reaches of Yea Forums, or so Bentley tells me; surrounded by armies of moderators, paid shills, and obsessive posters. They’re completely anonymous, but one thing’s for sure, they don’t forgive, and they don’t forget. The scariest part of all? We’ve learned that GookMoot is in possession of the Clockwork Cock. A pump so powerful, it can feed his entire fighting force of OPs for the foreseeable future. With that kind of power, there won’t be anything stopping Yea Forums from continuing to spiral into faggotry.”
“We’ve had to pull Bentley away from the computer at least 5 times in the past day. He won’t stop screaming, dick in hand, about something called “Hot Wheels” making him look bad. We’ve got to fix this mess, if not for Yea Forums, then for Bentley’s mental well-being.”

Don't forget how he's a wholesale reference to The Island of Doctor Moreau

Neyla > the tranny fox

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Dimitri was too good for this world.
>I'm here
>Wish you were fine, like me

I would forgive everything about 4 had they made him playable.

>Let's get out of here... She's about to explode!
>Takes one step
>Argh! My Glasses!
>Murray shouts that he'll save him.
>Slow fade to black as Bentley dies alone

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Set up for a cold alliance

This is the best bossfight in the series

Hands down, so simple, so beautiful
you still have your depth optimizer goggles, right user?

Sly is best waifu

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tagg pls go

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why

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This
>That teaser with Dimitri running around pretending to be Sly
FUCK YOU SANZARU
youtube.com/watch?v=A2e7EwnRPnI

I actually do. Kind of disappointed playing it on Vita that they didn't at least keep the goggles on the model.