Why is this a real thing?

why are people surprised by this?

GOTTA

>tfw I enjoyed Baldi as a silly parody of early 90s edutainment trash
>everyone either hates it or misses the point of the game
Every time

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ITS SWEEPING TIME

The sock is kinda cute

Actually, to expand on this....even the dev missed the point by making it a complete "thriller survival"

>everyone either hates it or misses the point of the game
the point is its an unfairly unfair game that is only good for streamers to react to so their 12 yo audience can be entertained, you shitty meme brainlet fucker.

>baldi's had a 'point'
it was slenderman with a clumsily executed 'neat idea'

Putting aside the stupid ass meme game, I love the concept of figures accurately recreating low-poly models.
I'd buy Mario 64 model figures in a heartbeat.

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Only Pops are bad though, Funko can actually make decent toys

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>NOOOO NOT TOYS GAMING IS RUINED
are you faggots retarded

those aren't bad but it would be better if beppi wasn't exclusive to fucking gamestop

>ages 14+
fucking lol

>lewd dragon is only at Hot Topic
Of course

I wish they'd done a figma of low-poly Snake

>couldn't even get the faces right

Why does he have a bow tie?

i saw this shit when I was looking for sonic toys last week. who actually buys those?

>when I was looking for sonic toys last week
The absolute lack of self-awareness.

Imagine you are some parent and your kid wanted one of these, no, just anybody who has never heard of this game and you see this on the store shelves. The poor modeling, the horrible cgi and jpeg on the cover and the generic names. Your kid says he saw his favorite youtuber play it once.... a month ago and he wants it.

I am surprised it took somebody this long to churn out some shitty horror youtube bait merchandise and sell it to kids after fnaf.

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Wow, besides the crash bendicoot one these are the only decent funko's I have ever seen. The clown looks a little stiff and the mermaid looks a bit off to me but other then that they get a gold star.

Am I going nuts or did the quality of children's toys drop off a cliff? I'm a retail wagecuck between classes and every month we get a shipment of the same handful of toys just rethemed to fit with the current disney/marvel movie. Even shit like action figures got simplified way down to like 4 points of articulation.
That and fucking blind box shit. Holy fuck there is so much of that.

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>not liking toys
what are you 60? i'm 25 and I like toys and cartoons eat my ass

They rarely were good in first place, unless it is some collector edition.

If you want good shit you need import as always.

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>no Janitor merch
Its shit Jim

the masses want cheap toys to show off how much of a nerd they are

Toys, as in actual toys, not shit like Figmas or collectible figures, have always looks like fucking trash.

GOTTA

>Hot Topic still fucking exists
get me off this gay earth

This. I wanna SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP

>tfw my brother still regularly visits Hot Topic
>tfw my brother talks to me about his hot topic hauls
My brother is 19 years old.

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>He wants to get off earth
>The only planet humans are planning to make habitable is Mars
Enjoy eating dirt on your trash planet Marscuck.

>He doesn't go to Hot Topic to look at the sweet teenage ass.
Lmao.

Ask him why he goes there. Don’t be rude and tell him “Yeah your fucking retarded”. Be at least somewhat nice and say “Yeah I don’t like Hot Topic”.

I'm just surprised we got those before Funko Pops.

SWEEP

>Go to Target today.
>Only see this guy.

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How did a shitpost game jam game get this much attention?

I'm pretty sure Hot Topic manages to survive on Funko exclusives alone at this point, some of their Pops are worth serious dosh

youtubers

youtube and streams

Yeah I get that but it is obviously a shitpost game through and through yet it is getting fansongs and art taking it seriously.

same way the >do not play/call X at 3 am< did

>make shitty horror/education game parody
>hope it gets at least a hundred downloads so my shitpost would be worth it
>months later
>see popular YouTubers lp it
>video gets millions of views, kids flock to your site to get on the Baldi Bonanza
>some toy company calls you and offers you thousands of dollars for the rights for characters you worked on for 4 minutes on mspaint,
That moment when you live long enough to become the very thing your parodying

>even the dev missed the point
>the sole dev of the game and sole holder of a vision of what -his own game should be-
never change, Yea Forums

>He doesn't go to Hot Topic to look at the sweet teenage ass.
Isn't that wrong to look at sexy 13-14 years girl ass.

Holy fuck, do any of you even know anything about the game beyond youtube shit?
The guy who made the game just shit it out during a 24 hour game jam.
The only "point" behind it was the tenuous premise of making fun of the super popular "horror" games that were super popular.

S-source blease

Sorry I only buy anime figures.

for you, maybe

how did you get cartoons to eat your ass?
can you help me get Marie from EE&E to eat my ass?

>You will never live in a time where the superior horror/edutainment became somehow ridiculously popular.

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That Grim is cute

I kick the little faggot and tell him to play the massive collection of games at his disposal instead of watching some Californian panty-waist do it.

I don't know what this is

Based and Dadpilled!

OH LOOK

It must nice to feel no guilt and wish I could withour feeling shame.

Terrible father.

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Playtime best girl

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Because it's not hard to find a chink willing to mass produce and blisterpack a few hundred of those.

Literally nothing wrong with being attracted to 16 year olds.

Fuck off FBI agent

>Mixing 90's style toilet humor with late 2010's souless pop figures and cookie cutter art style
If they at least tried to give the figures more of a shape other then round and face of about to puke I might of thought they were ok at best.

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youtube.com/watch?v=sZxdx5MawZI

I thought these were Obvious Plant items at first. I have never heard of Baldi's Basics until now, was it some epic streamer thing?

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I was in Wal-Mart and I saw toys for this I have no idea what this shit is

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I don't know but he is in this great cuphead meme I found!

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I don't either but I keep seeing random Japanese artists on Twitter draw him.

Based and Cuppilled

kek

Those things must be making bank for the director. I wont lie, i am jealous. I wish i could made a game that made me rich.

e-celebs literally control video games right now

*For westerncucks.

Bro wtf....

youtube.com/watch?v=V1KxdM9RU1c

it's another survival horror thing but it's set in a old cartoon factory

>475018291

oh I see

never heard of this game, give me a quick rundown

too late I already call him a retard

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>Meme games constantly get mid-low end collectibles that make them easy to pick up
>Games with unique settings and interesting designs only get high end collectibles that require shelling out hundreds to obtain

Wish modern McFarlane or NECA would get the SoulCalibur license so we got some actual articulation. Instead they're doing shit like Fortnite.

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>Desolate Hope never got any merchandise
It's just not fair.

reminder that undertale is just as popular, if not even more, in japan than in the us

Maybe China have something cheap for you, most of the bootlegs are fine anyway.

It has a game on the Switch I keep seeing too. The artstyle is nice but it's so derivative at this point, wish cuphead got half as much merch.

It was an itch.io game based off of those mid-90s edutainment game and the Windows 98 maze screensaver, where Baldi follows you around the school like Slenderman and the other characters impede your way around. It got really big on YouTube last year and now it has a FNAF-like following.

With ongoing game development, the dev can definitely lose the plot on what he was originally doing as fans demand more or have wrong/retarded interpretations and the dev decides to pander for more money.

Any Anons who work retail vouch how well they sold? At the local Toy's R Us closing sale near me they had tons of those plushies around.

youtube.com/watch?v=F6GL7GB_e2Y

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This has become so prevalent it's basically the new normal, it's the curse of 'open' development where you end up taking in too much 'feedback' from outside instead of just finishing your original vision. Barkley 2 was this all over.

This.

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oh I see

Atleast its not an actually scary game like fnaf
Seriously it should be illegal for kids to be watching youtubers playing these horror games its fucking messed up

youtube.com/watch?v=IlouAA8mRZo

>poongles
OwO

If you don't think creators can't lose sight of their original intentions you're incredibly delusional or never heard of Divekick.

What happened to divekick?

Satirical horror game parody of edutainment games that makes fun of how dumbed down horror games became due to kids
It shows in how unscary the jumpscares are(this is on purpose) and the actually uncanny sound and character designs

Its also really difficult and has strategy game elements and the final version will have randomized floors

Cute

Imagine fucking around and creating a terrible game like baldi's basics because you are bored and it becomes this popular.

I know you're lookin' at that cave
And you're feelin' kinda brave.
Go to bed you'll be alright.

Don't mine at night.
Don't go deeper, make a change.
Get that gold and get away,
Zombies wanna' eat your brains.

Don't mine at night.
Please don't get caught by skeletons
while you're looking for diamonds.
They're getting closer, better run.

Don't mine at night.
No, this won't be your final day
Hold on tight I'm on my way-ay a-woah-oh.

Don't mine at night.

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Baldis in smash

Ask what it is in visable confusion

>Yea Forums arguing over developer intent even tough the game is entirely a shitpost

I think it's FNAF but with not mickey mouse

rule34.paheal.net/post/view/2614520#search=Arts_and_Crafters
>those comments

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From what I read it was some kickstarter game that got some traction and a small cult following. The game got released in episodes and looks like a shitty horror game in sepia.

The only reason I looked it up was because some song about it came up on Spotify.

>The only reason I looked it up was because some song about it came up on Spotify.
FNAF and Bendy have some pretty kino fan song tobequitehonestfamily

Virgin's Basics VS. I.M. Chad

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>complaining about toys on Yea Forums

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Is this fucker seriously STILL making parody song videos? I expected him to die off or something but he's still going on like a fucking parasite

>Actually gave me a chuckle
How

>20 million views.
Why

Star Wars 1977-1982 action figures, of which I have about 300, have only 5 points of articulation. Arms move, Legs move, Head rotates (sometimes).

Even my GI Joes only had a few more. Their legs would bend so they could fit in vehicles.

rave.dj/c95yBNn0F-ZaQQ

IT LITERALLY SOUNDS LIKE BEETHOVEN

DONT EAT ASS
IN THE HALLS

>be kickstarter backer
>get an update showing off all these horrendous figures
>everyone in the comments is praising them
I did not want it to be like this. I just genuinely enjoyed the stupidity of the original game and how it was taking the piss.
Now its becoming FNAF 2.0, and at twice the speed. Next thing I know the dev is going to insert muh deep lore and turn this into a franchise that becomes everything it was supposed to be mocking at first.

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SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP

I know what to buy my nephew this Christmas

The plushies look decent. The toys look like shit (the baldi toy looks ok I guess)

Wait this is official merch and not some bootleg

He is going to try ad one up fnaf just you wait. What is he going to do you think? I think he is going to have a hidden ARG on his website.

unironically glad the guy who made ddlc never followed up or is waiting this long to follow up, it could have ended up like this

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I'm actually really happy that kids can play games with basic/shit graphics and still enjoy them.
Maybe the next generation won't be as fucked up as I imagined it would be.

>He thinks kids are actually playing this game
They are watching someone else play it.
In fact the game really doesnt matter, its the person playing the game that matters to the little morons.

I like this N. Oxide

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The thing that pisses me off is that it's an interesting concept but really shit execution. Like it's suppose to be based on weird 90s educational games like I.M. Meen but they put zero effort into it. They could've at least threw in a low pixelated filter or something.

They are pretty spot on to the originals besides the principal having a meat bowtie on his neck

That's still better than outright dismissing the game because it's not COD/Halo

>game spanking sounds gives me an erection
Why

They will start playing it
There was an unofficial mobile port made that turned into a bootleg “3d” version and the original is getting ported later
They also are trying to get the original and full games onto switch and other consoles

There's the Snake Nendoroid with the extra head that's his low-poly low-detail head from MGS1.

he's already tried to put muh deep arg lore in the game before the kickstarter if i remember clearly. it was a secret ending where you could find what people theorized to be him saying that you need to close the game again and again, probably taking the piss out of incredibly scary .exe games or some shit
afterwards he said there'd be lore in the kickstarter video, user did you even watch it?
this is going to be fnaf 2.0 and you've helped it

That's great. I'm glad to hear that.

>Missed
They can’t predict if something is gonna be big. Merchandise takes time to create.

The lores obviously a joke
Probably some shit like
“Baldi is secretly youuu and the notabooks are gods and exe files and we muast excaape”
Typed exactly like that

I want the Playtime plush to rub on my dick.

That's just not good enough I'm afraid. Nendoroids always come up short and usually end any hopes of getting a proper figure.

i hope it's something like that at least, this game doesn't need real fnaf-like lore. or even any type of lore.

Imagine if he made some arg or something thats hard to solve and at the end you think its gonna be lore but its jusr a gif of baldi default dancing

Someone pill me on this baldi

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George Lucas

>so cheaply made that the sweatshop didn't even make a new mold, they're using some generic humanoid figure with a bow tie

bald math teacher fetish

I drag my BF to Hot Topic and Spencers just to see him cringe

what

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I can't sleep because of this, everyday's a trainwreck

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Simple graphics captures the imagination of children more than fully rendered images.

>Hairy Plopper

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And real Vidya will die out just like books

A guy made the game in a single week for a game jam.

Game was pretty positively viewed, minus some glitches and the insane difficulty.

Dev continuously updated the game, eventually even fixing it to make the difficulty more fair.

About two weeks after it was released, it absolutely exploded in popularity and everyone was playing it, people were theory crafting what the non-existent lore was, and it was almost as popular as FNAF.

Dev eventually makes a kickstarter for a full game of Baldi's Basics. It succeeds and is still being worked on at the moment.

Dev now has official merchandise for the game available at target and walmart, and its becoming FNAF 2.0

I want them{/spoiler]

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Because children that grew up watching Youtube Kids might as well be braindead

And children growing up watching glorified commercials aren't?

it's not the same

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Maybe it’s intentional,look at the mini one in also has some skin bow thing
Maybe it’s supposed to be a joke about merchandising?

Literally every Youtube kids video that isn't an Indian sing-along is a product review sponsored by the company

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What commercials?

TMNT, Transfomers, G.I. Joe
Shit like that

Non-American here, what's so bad about Hot Topic? I thought it was just a clothes store for young adults with slightly edgy/alternative music tastes?

>He doesn't know
amiami.com/eng/detail?gcode=FIGURE-051835

Young kids are the ones buying this.
Better than smelly 40 year old Nintendo loving NEETs like you buying faggot Amiibos and Funko POPs.

Seethe boomer. Nintendo is irrelevant. Kids don't care about bing bing wahoo. They care about Baldi, Fortnite, and Minecraft.

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D O N T E A T A S S
I N
T H E
H A L L S

>Buzzword buzzword buzzword
Well, at least you didnt post a wojak edit.

Everything is a merchandise commercial if that's your standard for commercial fucking retard. At least they tried to hide it back then now they just directly advertise to children with sponsored "reviews" like Ryan's Toy Review which is the most profitable channel on the platform at this very moment

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RACING WITH RYAN

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Child exploitation.

It was in 2003. Now it’s a “Im suchanerd xD” store.

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redpill me on this ryan

His parents make over $20m a year making shitty videos for dumb children

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Are those some sort of Assy Mcgee funco?

>Unfairly unfair game
I'm surprised by your audacity to insult anyone's intelligence.

Bendy was shit.
I always wanted a horror movie/game killer who killed people with wacky cartoon shit like anvils, but this just ruined it all and attracted the normalfags to the idea with a generic ink demon.

Thank fuck Scott Cawthon actually remained SOULful and never lost his soul to the greedy jews like these fucks.

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unironically kino

you're probably joking, but remember that an AAA game is coming, a movie, and there have been plushies and toys for i don't know how long.

Bruh this fucking slaps

The fucking emoji is the cherry on top.

Scott at least knows when to tell the jews to fuck off, like when he decided Warner bros. shouldn't make the movie (which eventually became the Banana Splits) due to conflicting with stuff that's already made clear or some shit.

To be fair, he donated a lump sum of $25,000 to St. Judes.

Not bad.

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imagine growing up playing with Fortnite/FNAF/Baldi/Funko Pop toys

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based

I swear to god I never thought I'd get so fucking old I have absolutely no idea what any of this shit kids are into nowadays.