He joined the stormcloaks

>he joined the stormcloaks

Wow...

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>Ulfric is, like, totally a racist!

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The Empire bent over like little bitches for the Aldmeri Dominion, and Tullius is the only one who has a pipe dream of challenging them again

Skyrim belongs to the Argonians

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No, he's just a traitor to the empire, to nordic tradition and a hypocrit

Biggest brain:
>best choice would be going full yes man on the th*lmor but todd won't let me

>he joined the very people who were about to chop his head off if not for a freak accident at the last second
Absolutely cucked

The Empire already betrayed the Nords by signing the White-Gold Concordat.

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This

>not joining the forsworn and kicking the imperial, nord and thalmor cucks out of skyrim

>Skyrim belongs to the Nords!
>Rules over the city with the highest population of Dunmer and Argonians

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This is my current playthrough.

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The Empire consists of Cyrodiil, High Rock, and half of Skyrim.

You bought into the propoganda of greedy cowards. The Empire means the Dominion wins; everybody hates it. The "united" force is the provinces on their own terms working to repel what would be another empire.

Concordat that wasn't being enforced in Skyrim until Ulfric went full retard in Markarth. Giving to the Thalmor the excuse they needed to enter the province and start to enforce the treaty.

I refused to join any of those faggots till to this day. Being neutral is best.

>I side with neither. I mean I'm the Dragonborn I could wipe the Aldmeri Dominion off the face of Tamriel if I felt like it.

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>Ulfric went full retard in Markarth.
Nice meme. Even Braig says it was Hrolfdir who committed most of the atrocities.

>only a united empire can stand strong against the dominion
Funny
>empire fails miserably at defending hammerfell
>hammerfell breaks off, becomes independent and immediately spanks the dominion
Wow, the empire is so strong. So glad everyone still cares about the not even dragonblooded any more mede "empire"
>toilet flush sound

>Like playing mages
>Skyrim mages absolutely suck
fuck

Learn your lore Empirefag.

Markarth was taken by the Reachmen after the Empire called the majority of its guardforce to defend Cyrodiil. The Jarl asked for aid and a returned Ulfric answered with his soldiers, his reward? He was promised Markarth would be a place of free Talos worship if liberated.

He won, and was immediately betrayed. This started the rebellion. Ulfric literally just wanted to worship his God.

Does having dragonblood mean anything anymore after Martin's Sacrifice?

Does the Chim-el-Adabal has any kind of power now?

skyrim xd
nobody cares. fuck off todd

why not use a conclave of mages to get another rock to drop on the summerset isles like the one that fucked up darkie elf island?

Martin's work apparently permanently sealed the gates, no more pact.

The Septim line is dead, which is part of why the Empire is crumbling.

Yet he himself admits he fucked up if you killed him and meet him in sovngarde.

That "rock" was thrown there by Sheogorath, Vivec stopped it, when he disappeared it fell.

>playing Skyrim

fucking reddit

>dead guy has regrets. Everything invalid.

I don't think it even exists any more. I believe it was just consumed wholly at the end of Oblivion.

Either way, the current Empire is a dying rump state run by someone whose grandfather was lucky enough to still be standing after everyone else got assassinated.

You forgot to post a soi wojak gif you saved from r/ragecomics

reddit hates Skyrim.

the ministry of truth only fell after the dunmer tried to replace Vivec's love (or "love") with a soul torturing machine.

Why they didn't just mine it apart and throw the chunks into the ocean after Vehk fucked off I'll never know.

>Empire betrayed its own people with the Concordat
>Nordic Tradition allows the duel for leadership
>The Thu'um has its roots in Nordic Tradition
>Everyone is a hypocrite, doesn't matter

>reddit NPC meme
>Wojak poster

If some random artifact dug up in an irrelevant mage's college can accomplish the Thalmor's end-game, then I don't think their physical presence in Mundus actually matters.

>letting the Thalmor win
Like all the dumb conflicts and "moral" choices in Skyrim (like that bitch slut Saadia), it doesn't matter which option you choose or which tools/people you used to do so. Putting an end to the issue is the only correct choice, both for Skyrim's people and for the player (new things to shout at and rewards for doing so).

well it's not like the rest of the universe is tripping over artifacts left by the gods

the game even tricks you into thinking the heart of lorkhan is still around

Cicero did nothing wrong

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I stopped caring about tes games the moment I realized none of the incredible lore is ever going to be represented in game. Bethesda is just too afraid and incompetent.
Especially after playing games like dragons dogma that did actual dragon fights, or even a fucking mmo in ff14 that had actual world shattering events in the story for flavor. I just can't stand Bethesda anymore.

Like how Skyrim is in its essence Akatosh having a fight with himself (dragonborn and alduin), which is a fucking cool concept, but in game it's just an ancient evil awakens and he's edgy for no reason and his fight is fucking garbage.

>none of the incredible lore is ever going to be represented in game.
*blocks your path*

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Can Empirefags even bring out any proper argument for their alignment? At this point it's the same old shit

>Judging one Nord and painting the whole movement as DEYS WAYCIS!
>Screaming "Thalmor puppet" due to non existence reading comprehension
>Excuse every wrong doing and slip up the Empire does and all the issues they cause because they're the Empire and everything is Ulfric's fault
>Pretend the Thalmor can literally just teleport into Skyrim and vaporize the entire population as an excuse for the Empire
>Show time and again they never actually played the Stormcloak side of the Civil War even though the game is eight years old
>Constantly resort to "snowniggers" as a catch all term to undermine the entire reason for the movement
>Try and cling to the crumbling Mede dynasty as "Talos'" Empire as an excuse to side with the Empire

It's honestly embarrassing. And for the record I'm not implying at all Ulfric is a perfect leader nor is he a perfect person, but his history and motives are what make him an interesting character unlike General "God Damn You Nords" Tulius and Rikke.

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Don't when get me started on the train wreck that is that fucking dlc.
And if you're implying it's any different from the base game, fuck you.

The empire has been completely subverted. If the empire wants to fight the elves so much, get out of skyrim and fight them.

What was the alternative?

Not submit to the Thalmor.

Ulfric defied Toryg beceause he KNEW he was going to win, so whether Torygg accepted his challenge or not another moot was going to take place.

Ulfric killed the high king just to ensure that the moot could reelect Toryyg because he actually was a decent leader.

And when he saw that he couldn't win a moot (3 jarls + balgruuf) decided to fuck with tradition and started the civil war.

He only left elisif alive at the end of the war so he could get a single negative vote in a completely rigged moot.

Ulfric just wanted power, all that "tradition" bullshit was only to legitimize it.

>stopping Alduin is the main quest
>the civil war has nothing to do with the main quest
>the main quest can happen anywhere or anytime and nothing would change
Both sides are shit so it is so deep!

>Reddit NPC Soijack
The 2016 elections were a mistake.

no hes just a dumb snownigger

Are there mods that let me impregnate Argonian and Khajiit women and let me use the offspring like an army of Pikmin?

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Torygg was also a message to the Empire. Kind of funny people criticize Ulfric for wanting power when the same Empire was founded by one of the most traitorous and power hungry individuals in the world's history.

>caring about which faction to join beyond escaping Helgen

I usually went with the imperial because his uncle’s a blacksmith.

Why?

Best dlc in the game

This but unironically

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>you have to submit to Shitty Foreign Empire A to avoid being conquered by Shitty Foreign Empire B!
False dichotomy. If you can win against the Empire now, you can win against the Aldmeri later. And even if you can't then absolute worst case scenario, decades down the road, is being in the same scenario you were already in; the only difference is the ears on your masters' heads are pointier.

Damn, Skyrim must have been a perfect game if everyone is still talking about Empire vs Stormcloaks 8 years later.

just mantle talos and claim the imperial throne as the true emperor who cares about empire vs stormcloaks when you're dragonborn

skyrim belongs to me, the player.

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Ignoring TLDB because Bethesda is going to ass pull them away due to them being able to make the entire conflict irrelevant.
The Empire is biding their time because elves have low birth rates. The Dominion can't do another great war. Ulfric is too dumb to see this and the elves used that to their advantage. The Talos ban wasn't even being enforced until the Stormcucks made a stink about it.

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Only people who started the series with Skyrim choose Stormcloaks.

Nords have always been snowniggers, they were depicted as literal retards in Morrowind.

Saying this while ignoring Wulf completely. You're not fooling anyone dumb nigger.

Spellsword

Nice.
What armor set?

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>Alessia
>Power hungry
Find the Elf sympathizer.

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No he doesn't. He talks about fucking Alduin in Sovngarde

Found the subhuman Nordshitter

Tiber Septim you dumb fuck.

Found the butthurt Imperialfag. Your Empires aren't shit without the Nords. Enjoy your corrupt and degrading Empire faggot.

Tiber didn't found the Empire, lorelet.

>not going full yes man by turning the dwemer automatons into your slaves, killing ulfric and having them throw tullius off solitude

He founded the Third Empire which the Made dynasty usurped after Martin dies. Go be a retard somewhere else.

Based as fuck

They were garbage, though.
>bunch of slaves who got fucked in the ass by elves too much
>let themselves come under an oppressive religion run by a fucking monkey
>MUH COVENANT

>Country loses war
>Oh well! Time to break it apart

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Imagine if the Medes weren't utter morons and sent ambassadors to Skyrim, their most religious province, and told the Nords what was going on and what their game plan was. All they had to do was just sit tight for awhile. But no, better let it fester until a full blown rebellion sparks up.

I never really looked into the whole situation when I played, and just joined the Imperials because red looked cool. Looking back on it, I kind of regret doing that because the Stormcloaks seem pretty based. Either way it's whatever now for me,

Well, considering the high king knew of the plan, I think the did just that.

There is zero evidence Torygg was in on anything.

>imagine if medes sent sensitive military information to a traitor that folded under torture

The only reason i can justify a Stormcloak playthrough is something Ralof says, "the cause is just, even if the man is not". Or something.

Ralof was allright.

>Moving goalposts

Was this guy supposed to be an Alex Jones reference?

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If Ulfric was privy to the overall goal maybe the Markarth Incident wouldn't have taken place. And the only reason Ulfric broke was due to him believing the Imperial City fell due to his actions.

>mmpffh phhhmffh

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>the only reason ulfric broke is because someone told him an unsubstantiated story
Not helping his credibility.

he's leagues better than that retard Hadvar faggot or whatever he was called. Actually I wanna kill that NPC for being even remotely okay with my character getting his head cut off.

But I'm on the fence completely. I don't want to support the legion because they wanted to kill me off and but joining the stormcloaks is retarded too if I play an imperial and it really only makes sense if you play a nord.

Skyrim's Alex Jones is more along the line of Galmar Stone-Fist

The thing is though is you have to choose or you are doing what the Thalmor want.

Just be bipolar.
>play imperial, almost get executed by empire, forgive them and join the legion, win the war, then assassinate the emperor

how do I make my lizard sluts look this smooth and feminine?

shieeeeet

Feminine Argonian textures and Bodyslide

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They saved the website chapofag

Since it popped up in the last thread, whats the best bondage mods lads? Tempt me into reinstalling.

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The original Septim Empire was a proud and noble state that were ruined by the disgusting piss elves.
Daily reminder to do your daily duty by killing filthy beast races and altmer

Jesus christ that face looks hideous. People actually like this shit?

>b-b-but the empire HAD to opress its own people, the elves made them!
>b-but the empire had a super secret plan! They were only pretending to be disunited and pathetically weak!
>b-but they were negotiating, only a few million human slaves for the elves in exchange for the right to live!
>b-but forget Hammerfell, w-we helped them!!
Skyrim BELONGS to the Nords ok??

That's why I always use armor sets that hide the face

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I mean devious devices is so ubiquitous and widely required that it's like the only one

>slutty witch armor
source?

Stormcloack is the reddit pick tho

Oh shit that actually pretty much fixes everything.
b-but i hate argoninans...

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You really couldn't get your argument across without a literal strawman meme?

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>empire got fucked by 300 years by horrible shit
>oblivion happens
>they can't fight the elves back
>ban this nigga from being worshipped or worship him just keep it to yourself
>nord niggers fuck it up
>ulfric kills a kid
>makes shit worse
>Elves LOVE this
>YOU make him King of Skyrim
Retard

this is silly considering the Empire goes about that unification in all the wrong ways, and once the Aldmeri Dominion start their endgame everyone would unite against the common enemy anyway

They didn't because faggot ass plebbitors like you are running around unchecked take that tripcode and choke on it

>replying to wojak post
>using worst girl

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Get the Ordinator skill tree mod. It overhauls every mage class by adding in tons of new ways to play through perk support alone. In my opinion its way better than midas magic because midas in this game has just boiled down to "reskinned fire spell that maybe reduces armor or something as well"

Merta Black Rose outfit plus Cassandra Frost Witch helm
This one is Star Cloth Mage

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>Wulf
Even their """"" God""""" thinks their shouldn't go on anymore LMAOING AT EMPIREFAGS.

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Empires dead bro
Its been scripted to die since the 2nd game
Time to let go bro, and let the nord-led human alliance take over

Seeth

>racist
how can you be racist in a world where different races actually have differences, i'd like to see a nord last as long in the water as an argonian

The entire Great War happened because the Mede Dynasty are fucking retards and let the Aldmeri Dominion marshal a strength that rivaled them completely unopposed.

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If only a united empire can stand against the dominion then we're all fucked anyway. Even with a fully loyal Skyrim it's still missing half of its territory. Maybe they should have thought about that before selling Hammerfell out.

This
I mean Tiber himself was way less powerful than the player is, he just had an army behind him
I really hope ESVI has some asides about the Dragonborn post Skyrim leading armies south and restoring order or something

Should have phrased that better.
What are the mods that make the best use of the devious devices shit? I remember there being shit like slaverun or sanguine debauchery, but it's been a few years and I don't know what's around anymore.

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Faggot. I'd never download your gross scaly shit in a million years.
what body mods do you use for that physique and does it work with the other races
Fuck argonians.
sweet jesus almighty please tell me

honestly wouldn't mind getting a GR16 than bans all wojaks and pepes site-wide.

Keep fighting, which is what most of The Empire wanted to do anyway. Only reason they didn't is that the capital city was in danger, and they were willing to fuck everyone else over to protect it.

The Romans suffered greater losses at the hands of the Carthaginians, and responded by drafting ALL the men, and banned public mourning
Rome won and wiped Carthage from the face of the Earth
So maybe the Empire could not have been a bunch of little bitches

it's just cbbe bodyslide user
there's another mod that gives argonian/khajit girls sexier skin textures too

Well Devious Devices is the core of it all, but most mods fail to incorporate them into the world effectively.
Cursed Loot is probably the go-to mod, but the author insist on filling it with bloat so you'll get a lot of stuff you didn't want.

On that note, does anyone know a way to turn off the periodic events from DDi along with the annoying animations that play after a wait-event?

who would want better skin textures for argonians?
dude if you know any good ones you've gotta hook a nigger up

The empire should fall.

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Other races are far more supported than lizards so you'll find even better results. Just get bodyslide and search for bodyslide presets. From there you can alter them to what you want specifically.

Search Touch by Dibella, and Wench Body sse
Bodyslide will make most armors work but not all.

The only good argonian skin texture is Feminine Argonian

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United the empire is weaker.
Letting a government fight their own wars and handle their own people is miles better than military stating everything like a retard.

it also lets you fight wars using "moderate rebels".

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There's a 5th level

>The Almderi Dominion is weaker than it appears as proven by Hammerfell and whether or not they're united by a single government the current imperial provinces can repel them

Sleeping with a corpse is wrong.

oh god thank you

Why would anyone want to stand against the aldmeri?

>game has a conspiracist
>everything they say is right

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Prison Overhaul Patch, or POP is a very immersive take on a prisoners life, would recommend.

Because they want to destroy the Towers and unmake Mundus - aka destroy the world - so they can return to their true place as godly beings and also Lorkhan was evil?

stormcloaks = house stark/Northern Realms aka good guys, opressed
empire = lannisters/Nilfgaard aka bad guys, opressors

I'm really tired of this north vs south meme plots

Sounds like imperial propaganda to me.

Don't worry, ES6 will be all about East vs. West so it will be totally new

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>that scale crab-ladder

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>European historical fantasy is about being invaded constantly from the south
I wonder why that could be.

>not being a master tank-wizard

Max shields, max your spell tree of choice, max alchemy for unlimited potions/currency. Wear literally any fucking armor you want, it does not matter. I did this build and laughed upon the mountainous pile that was my vanquished foes.

You shield slam literally anything in the game and it takes a 2 second knock back stagger. Proceed to chuck spells like you’re Oprah on a giving spree. Continue to slam/chuck until finally you’ve run out of mana/stamina, chug potions, rinse, repeat until nothing is left moving but you.

>dragonshouts?
Why even fucking bother?!
“I guess there’s dragon’s blood in me... I don’t know, it’s not really a big deal or anything. All it gets me is this stupid entourage of old dudes who have one foot in the grave and arrow-knee envy.”

>POP
I remember a version of that mod, or at least something like it. I remember it because it kept causing me to crash.

>dragonshouts?
>Why even fucking bother?!
the one that stops time

Total fucking lorelet post. Actually fucking braindead.
The Thalmor want to end the world, that's not equivalent to anything the Empire wants.
You dense fuck.

You have to remember that most people in Skyrim do not have the full political picture the way we do as Players

STORMCLOAKS ARE COMPRISED OF
>people who react completely logically to invasion by elves who try to tell them what gods to worship
>ex-imperial soldiers
>those who think Skyrim is perfectly capable of standing alone without the empire
>a mixture of all of those

IMPERIALS ARE COMRPISED OF
>those who hate the concordat and are just going along with it until they can buttfuck elves again
>those who don't care about Talos and think Skryim is being fucking retarded
>a mix of both

Neither side is bad
the Thalmor specifically are the villains

>The "united" force is the provinces on their own terms working to repel what would be another empire.

This. The spirit is mightier than the sword and the spirit of the Empire is rotten. Every man will fight twice as hard when they are fighting for their homeland, not some distant ideal that is no longer relevant. The Dominion will only fight man divided while The Empire refuses to let go of domination of man.

That's ridiculous, when has a coalition of nation-states defeated imperialist empires?

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based farmer

When has reality been held up by metaphysical Towers?

The empire would have lost. It's canon that they had lost most of their military and the only reason Thalmor offered the deal was because they had scored a lucky victory.
Untrue. Did you forget all the losses they had taken, like in a battle they lost two entire legions?
Why do you think the Empire wasn't mobilized?

>That's ridiculous, when has a coalition of nation-states defeated imperialist empires?

The Napoleonic Wars.

Hmmmm

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Kind of. Stormcloaks are better for keeping Talos in the ring. The other hand though is even if the Thalmor succeed in unmaking the world and revert the world to the previous kalpa (Mer are genuine aliens from a previous kalpa. They are actual aliens by definition, they are not supposed to be on the current Mundus), Alduin would just wipe them off the face of the earth.

On the bright side, you'd finally get to see Alduin at the height of his power and when he's well and truly pissed. Dude was just mildly unamused in Skyrim, and nowhere near as strong as he's supposed to be.

>not modding the game so you can join the dominion and fuck over both the empire and stormcloaks

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did the smug face not clue you in that I was being sarcastic

>implying Britain, Russia, Prussia and Austria werent just as imperialistic as France

Just use your powers to dominate the dragons and send them south to roast the Thalmor. Altmer are weak against fire after all.

Dragons are pretty easy to fight with magic though

is slaughtering that fort a good idea, or too soon?

That really should have been an option

>user says "coalition of city-states"
>faggot posts countries which some were great powers
Are you low iq?

>user says "coalition of city-states"

Pretty sure he said "nation-states"

if I had any desire to play skyrim I would have picked stormcloaks, they made the imperials larping faggots

My ancestors are smiling at me, imperial. Can you say the same?

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It really is a predicament. The Imperials seem like the obvious choice once you have all the information, but the Stormcloaks go to sovngarde even if they are fucking wrong. They go to sovngarde as long as they fought for what they believe in (or something like that).
For me, it's imperial, because I never play a snownigger nord though

Why would the Thalmor accept peace if it wasn't to their advantage?
What possible reason would they have?
The answer is that it was to their advantage. They were winning in the short term, but in the long term no matter how much they did in Cyrodiil they couldn't fight a protracted and continuing war against the Empire's remaining provinces, eventually they would be worn down.
Meanwhile, the peace was also to the Empire's advantage, or more specifically the advantage of the Emperor and the Cyrodiilic nobility. They didn't want the capital city to be wrecked, didn't want Cyrodiil to be occupied any more, and was entirely willing to sell out the provinces in exchange for that.
That's why it was such a betrayal to the Nords. They willingly fought and bled and died to protect Cyrodiil, under the assumption that the Empire would do the same for them, but they didn't. After the Nords fought and died to protect Cyrodiil from the Thalmor, Cyrodiil made a deal with the Thalmor that allowed them to come and imprison and torture the Nords in Skyrim.
After that, what possible reason does Skyrim have to remain loyal?
The whole point of an Empire is that it protects its subjects, from itself and from its enemies. Mede's Empire at this point is unfit for purpose, and doesn't benefit Skyrim at all, only draws from it.

Imperials are not the obvious choice lmao.

Well yeah, it's not if you have no knowledge of the previous games or lore. The game pretty unfairly has the imperials trying to behead you at the beginning of the game, so most normies pick stormcloaks. And yes, I get that it's supposed to show the current incompetency of the empire, but they could have done it not during the tutorial and not targeting the player character

>Concordat that wasn't being enforced in Skyrim
"Don't worry bro, your religion is only technically illegal, we totally won't enforce it"
>lets Thalmor establish a base in your country
"dude don't worry we're just like, building up our strength to fight back, we'll totally do that, even with our pathetic cuck of a corrupt emperor"

People who think the Stormcloaks are making thing easier for the Thalmor are beyond stupid. It's like saying the French resistance was making things easier for the Nazis and they should have just worked with the Vichy Government, who would totally rebel against Germany given another 100 years.

Anyone with knowledge of the lore knows that Empire under the Mede dynasty is a joke.

If you pay attention at all to the previous games the downfall of the Empire is a constant theme. Do I need to remind you all about Wulf in Morrowind? Who quite literally says it's probably time for the Empire to die? Do I need to remind you all of how the Empire are letting the Thalmor plant spies in their provinces, allowing them to buy favor with their wealthy class, control trade? The Empire is not doing anything to combat the Thalmor and the only evidence of the contrary is Tulius' line at the end of the Civil War which I'm more inclined to chock up to a generic line as Ulfric gives the same sentiment if you win for the Stormcloaks.

Previous knowledge of the game's lore lets you understand that The Empire as it was is over. It died with the Septims back in Oblivion. The Empire of Skyrim is an incompetent, rapidly decaying shell.

>empire constantly sells out people
>empire willingly tries to execute you without due cause
>supporting the empire

>joining an army for a potential chance to get petty revenge on a few people who are probably already dead
high iq

I support the Stormcloaks but I'm willing to acknowledge the Empire tried to do the best they can given their completely self-imposed situation with the Great War. But the road to hell is paved with good intentions.

Considering if Alduin had showed up even a second late there would have gone the only chance to actually save Nirn from his tyranny.

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one of these things is not like the other

Yeah, that shit about dragons or whatever.

they literally hate white people, that's it

>People who think the Stormcloaks are making thing easier for the Thalmor are beyond stupid
You don't understand - Elves do not breed and replenish and quickly

The Stormcloaks ARE helping the interests of the Thalmor because they are killing their fellow men - reducing the population of the world of men

The Elves don't really care what government ends up representing Men - and empire or a group of provinces, either one is fine - they only care that there are less of them

They want the Civil War to continue so that both sides drain eachothers most precious resource - which is fighting-age human beings

Humans reproduce faster so they have to keep them occupied killing eachother

Shouldn't the Thalmor have made a concentrated effort to prevent Ulfric's execution, then? There are even Thalmor at Helgen.

Why are you acting like the Empire is not doing the same thing? The Empire had the opportunity to not bend over at Markarth, when Ulfric killed Torygg the Empire had the choice of acting diplomatic (eventually resulting in Ulfric's imprisonment or death) but instead they CHOSE to wage war and they choose to continue to wage war.

>They want the Civil War to continue so that both sides drain eachothers most precious resource - which is fighting-age human beings
The dragonborn ends the civil war fast though.

They might have been about ready to make him a Martyr

Stormcloaks would have continued even if Ulfric died
plus the Empire was watching

Ulfric never is on the chopping block. If Alduin didn't deus ex machina everything, the thalmor stationed in Helgen ***might*** have intervened. We won't ever know though.

>Capture the most important component to the Empire's troubles in Skyrim
>Execute two literal whos, one of which was even on the list, before Ulfric
What the actual fuck were the Imperials thinking?

question: do people actually jerk it to skyrim mods? I can't get off to that. but then again im a 26 yr old virg

Save the best for last? Maybe even move Ulfric somewhere else, make a more public execution? Still dumb

right, which they don't like

But real life history is almost always about northern barbarians trying to fuck up actual civilizations. Hey that fits with Skyrim too.

>do people actually jerk it to skyrim mods?
hahaha

yes

Skyrim originally got fucked up by its own MORE-northern invaders

only two choices makes it a total shitshow to write a conclusion for the next game. they seriously should've given you at least 8 different endings so it could culminate in a Dragonbreak like Daggerfall and have them all be canon (there has never been a better place for one than battle with Alduin), because it's going to be fucking ass to pussyfoot around only 2.

my own iffy ideas:
>Empire, as it is in Vanilla
>Stormcloaks, as it is in Vanilla
and then i'd add
>Potema, and restoring her to her rightful place as Empress as the only Septim still tethered to Nirn
>Aiding the Thalmor and undermining the Empire
>Dragonborn and the Blades strongarming the Empire into the player's rightful rule
>Taking over Skyrim with Dwemer constructs, New Vegas-style
>a bad end where you get trapped in the Soul Cairn forever
>a bad end where Falmer start to infest certain parts of the overworld
>something about Hermaeus Mora

Yes, you can make it the best sex game ever brah

Just want to point out that there is only a handful of good Jarls and it doesn't lean to Empire or Stormcloaks. The best Jarl is probably Balgruuf and he's Imperial but then the worst is also an Imperial.

Windhelm
>Ulfric - Stormcloak - make your own decision
>he's Ulfric
>Brunwulf Free Winter - Empire - actually a good dude
>he's not Ulfric

Whiterun
>Balgruuf - Empire- decent
>good
>Grey Mane dude - Stormcloak - old, bit dumb but honest
>good

Morthal
>Old Seer lady - Empire - can see the future in a useless way, incompetent leader
>bad
>Sorli the Builder - Stormcloak - bit of a bitch, honest and a good leader
>good

Markarth
>Igmund - Empire - huge piece of shit
>bad
>Thongvor - Stormcloak - huge piece of shit
>bad

Falkreath
>Siddgeir - Empire - almost openly joining with bandits to murder travellers and rob their bodies
>bad
>Dengeir - Stormcloak - Schizophrenic
>bad

Winterhold
>Korvir - Stormcloaks - stupidly racist
>bad
>Kraldar - Empire - stupid anti-racist, thinks the mages talk to him
>bad

Riften
>Laila Law Giver - Stormcloaks - honest but stupid
>bad
>Maven Black Briar -Empire - openly a part of the Thieves Guild and Dark Brotherhood, openly assassinates and threatens citizens, one of the most immoral people in the game
>so bad a civil war is probably justified to keep her out of power

Dawnstar
>Skald - Stormcloaks - fucking nuts, hopefully will die soon
>bad
>Brina Merilis - Empire - good, honest, promises to be loyal to Skald, is disloyal to Skald
>good

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why do you keep spamming this

duh.

>He believes he can beat the Aldmeri Dominion

Have fun at Landfall kid

>"Skyrim eventually fell to the Dominion, are the outcome of its civil war are disputed heavily by historians due to a purge of historical journals at the time"
it'll be that

The empire may be the better faction for the world, but god damnit do I hold a grudge in Skyrim. They wanna execute me? I'm making Ulfric high king.

i know and i hate it

only a cuck would work for a general who refuses to apologize for your blatantly wrongful execution sentence
then again, Yea Forums is full of those now

they should do a dragon break instead
the main story ends with you literally breaking the dragon that was meant to end the kalpa
i refuse to believe this has no after-effects

test

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did the bad military man hurt your feelings?

Fuck both, dunmer supremacy is where it's at.

>Aiding the Thalmor and undermining the Empire
This would really only make sense if the player character chose Altmer, maybe Bosmer, as their race.

You could come up with any number of reasons why another race would want to get in the good races of the Dominion

same way Altmer can still join the stormcloaks

I can't see a dunmer joining the Dominion. Seeing as altmer view them as mistakes that should be purged.

eat your ash yams

Thalmor could use spies who don't have physical features that give away their allegiance

Best overhaul mods? I once used one for skill trees that was fucking amazing. Would be nice to have more subsystems in place that make survival actually difficult instead of a cakewalk. Also something to fix damage sponging.

I like the one that lets you set up campfires

>Outcast to Morrowind
>Half of them turn into Orsimer
>Enter race gets cursed due to four greedy generals
>Red Mountain erupts, destroying all of Vvardenfall
>Southern Morrowind gets invaded by Argonians, who genocide the Dunmer
Imagine being a Dunmer.

aft and convenient horses for immersion. the horn isn't very immersive, but having your companions get their own horses/horse armors is dope.

I will, and I'll be stronger for it outlander.

What role do the Orsimer play in all of this? I feel like they are never brought up in any ES thread.

oh are you a nutritionist now
it's just a volcanic soil potato you delusional knife-ear

>this thread again
If faggots tell you that Ulfric is a plan, they didn’t read the dossier or play the game. If faggots tell you Ulfric did shady shit during the Markoth slaughters, they didn’t play the game. If faggots tell you Tullius is bad, they didn’t play the game. If faggots tell you the Empire isn’t taking steps against the Dominion, they didn’t play the game.

At the end of the day, having an independent Skyrim to run counter against the Dominion being used as a shelter for secret meetings while being protected by Nords who basically kill elves on sight at the border, is the way to fucking go. Independent Skyrim allows for the Empire to plan and organize a strike without the spies knowing Fucking everything. Ulfric will want it. The empire will want it. Tullius would want it. Fuck all you fags that played just the main quest of Skyrim and then swung your chair to shitpost about it on Yea Forums. Fucking normies.

They hardly play a role at all
They just keep to themselves

Fair, some dunmer don't care about living as second class citizens so long as they can make a living as well, seeing as their whole thing is "what doesn't kill us makes us stronger."

What role do you think they play? They're semi-relevant players in Skyrim because they own the ebony mines but that's about it. I guess the Empire might enjoy Orcish troops in the Imperial army at large?

They've pretty much been put on reservations.

none really. they dont get a chance to. it is a literal law of the universe that they get torn down when they climb too high.

And it's only a matter of time until the Empire moves to control Solstheim again now that the Raven Rock ebony mines are open again, so Orcs will lose that monopoly too

thanks to the dragonborn

lmao wut. Why does that matter for Skyrim? One mine vs a countries worth isn't a very big deal.

Orcs at large either don't care or are pro empire. Empire recognized them as people when everyone else thought they were monsters.

Would the Thalmor be sympathetic to the Orsimer, since they're Mer, or would they probably kill them since the Empire basically gave them their own home in High Rock?

Probably use them as cheap labor and Frontline soldiers rather than genocide. It's easier and you can blame death on war rather than build death camps and gas chambers.

It's still funny that after 8 years, you people still are wrong on how that went down.

Yeah that's what I'm saying. As far as the whole of Tamriel cares they're just a collection of warrior tribes in the Empire. Orsimer doesn't have a solid central government does it?
Some might be sympathetic (as much as a piss skin can be) but Orcs are living embodiment of Trinimacs failure so I don't know. They might hate them for being born.

The amount of ebony in Solthstheim is fucking ridiculous

Elenwen did, in cut dialogue lines:

>"General Tullius, stop! By the authority of the Thalmor, I'm taking custody of these prisoners."
>"Your Emperor will hear of this. By the terms of the White-Gold Concordat, I operate with full Imperial authority!"
>"You're making a terrible mistake!"

>He votes dem

>he doesn't play in VR

Wow...

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Not as much as the entire country of fucking Skyrim. Solthstheim is nothing in comparison. A god damn write-off.

>what is resource density

Nords aren't white you empirelet snowniggers, nothing east of the Rhine is bitch. kys white killer.

Do you even know what that artifact was, or the history of where it was found?

They did use goblins in their armies so they probably would use orcs too.

Why the FUCK was that cut? That could've been interesting.

Absolutely not. Orcs are not recognized as true Mer by anyone, for the same reason Falmer aren't really considered to be elves by anyone. They're on the Borderline of being considered a Beast Race. Literally hte best they've ever been treated is by the Empire, because they made excellent frontline canon fodder.

I guarantee you it's because playtesters found it too confusing

Woulda been too on the nose. It's still blatantly obvious the Thalmor would rather have Ulfric alive than dead, even if you don't believe they were actually in league.

>ambush ulfric's war party
>win
>capture them and execute them at all instead of just killing them and parading ulfric's head around the cities

No other Province aside from Morrowind produces meaningful amounts of Ebony, which is present in massive amounts due to the Heart of Lorkhan. Even their production was utterly fucked

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>when a random nord calls you "cat"

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Why not just literally do that at the Battlefield wheres there is zero chance of interference. If you're already forgoing parading Ulfric through the Imperial Capital before his execution, why not just forgo all the bullshit completely and William Wallace his ass.

which mods let me take an independent or neutral stance?

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Ordinator makes everything better, magic becomes magical.

You'll never be able to have a proper Stormcloaks vs Empire discussion, because Stormcloakfags project their real world political views into the setting. Once that level of emotional investment is involved, all discussion is futile.

>right-wing obsessed with cuckery
>implies that dragonborn is canonically nord
>the most reasonable option is the small brain one
>dragonborn is going to be relevant at all afterwards instead of just disappearing like every other protagonist
Maximum kek.

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There is no independent stance unless you can take over the Stormcloaks, and that's not even on Bethesda. What would your stance be? "Skyrim stands alone"? Then you've still got the Stormcloaks.

Yes, because Nirn and real life politics share a lot of similarities.

Seethe, cope, dilate, drink bean-based milk substitute, etc, smallbrain.

what i really wanna do is kick out all the inhabitants of Markarth and turn it into my own dwemer fortress

Even if you agree fully with stormcloak precepts, ulfric is still the worst possible person to implement them. You lose either way.

Skyrim is a shit ugly babbys first """rpg""" that is only barely playable for 15 minutes with 6 hours worth of modding

Ulfric is honestly just lucky he got caught up in the LDB's "heroes fate" shtick.

>dragonborn should X
Dragonborn is a none factor retard. He's not the only walking demigod capable of single handedly solving a conflict around. Where was the Nerevarine when Dunmer were getting buttfucked by lizards, the Oblivion Crisis, and the eruption of the Red Mountain? Demigod protagonists cease to exist the second their story arc is over. Anything the Dragonborn doesn't do canonically in the mainline game plot and DLCs, is not possible.

Become ethereal is the most useful utility shout. Fall from any height and run using no stamina, for example.

What if the Stormcloaks just made outside alliances with other states like Hammerfell and Morrowind?

Triggered.

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Everyone on Tamriel is lucky Tamriel got caught up LDB's "heroes fate" shtick.

Hammerfell is still ostensibly Empire, they just flat out refused to bow to elf demands.

>Where was the Nerevarine when Dunmer were getting buttfucked by lizards, the Oblivion Crisis, and the eruption of the Red Mountain?
Akavir

Yes, literally everyone with an inkling knowledge of Elder Scrolls Lore knows that Orsimer are descended from Aldmer who tried to interfere with the Psijic Endeavor. That was a Merethic Era event. By it's nature it is an uncertain occurence. Altmer accounts claim that Khajitt roamed the majority of Tamriel before the arrival of the Aldmer, but the Khajitt claim to be an offshoot of the Bosmer, who themselves are a descendant of the Aldmer who couldn't find a form with Y'ffre.

That doesn't change the fact that Orcs are fundamentally, by their metaphysical nature, an unaccepted and reviled class of peoples. The Altmer would never accept such a race as something to be sympathized with. They don't even show sympathy to their own children when it comes to their purity.

American revolution, world war 2, napoleonic wars, Greece defeating Persia.

Like a said, written out, just like every other protagonists. We'll be hearing about how the Dragonborn got written out, and how he totally can't help in the upcoming events in TESVI.

It doesn't have to be like that

Kill jestah

uhh. no. they've never been pro-empire. in fact, they're the only region besides black marsh to maintain their independence. and by skyrim's time, they've been unconquered TWICE. hence it being called The SECOND Treaty of Stros M'Kai.

Altmer in ESO refer to Khajiit as Betmer.

>northern barbarians
Inshallah, brother. Those pork-eating savages.

Betmer refers to any sentient or semi-sentient race that isn't man or mer

If Dragonborn is anything to go by, then the LBD is eternally subservient to Herma after the events of Skyrim.

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You realize the only reason Hammerfell still stands is that the Empire released the soldiers in the area and ones that wanted to continue fighting from their vows to fight for Hammerfell, right user?

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By siding with the empire, who are literally bootlickers to the Aldmeri Dominion, you are outlawing Talos worship. In doing so, you weaken the power of the races of Men because Talos is the patron god of Men and by decreasing worship of Talos, he is weakened.

The gods don't need your golden thrones, kike. All they need is your prayers and belief.

If Khajiit aren't Mer, then how are the Bosmer?

Good to know you didn't actually pay attention to Dragonborn.

>make a hot female human
>throw shitty texture and ugly head
>LOOKIT THIS ARGONIAN
Just admit you're a furfag

Khajit are bad science experiments right? Bosmer are more like hick 2nd cousins.

The First Dominion has been fleshed out to be a lot more Egalitarian, tempered by the control of a far more benevolent leadership in the form of their Monarchy. The Thalmor took control, abolished that monarchy, and stoked racial tensions for Summerset Altmer to new heights under the Third Dominion. Even at their most racially sensitive the High Elves were paternalistic at best and evidence of hatred for other races was already present.

Stormcloaks will prevail if Talos is a god and they won't if he isn't. It's pretty simple. Let those elves try and get their main forces anywhere near us.

Dragon born was trash lmfao

Would you?

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How would you rate each race based on how much you would fuck them from least to most likely?

>being so arrogant you think literal gods give a fuck about a snow nigger turf war
lmao

Do the Thalmor really want to genocide the races of man or is that just a meme?

No, you S'wit. Those were native Hammerfell recruits that weren't taken along to the fight in Cyrodil because the Imperial General didn't want to abandon the Province entirely but was still duty bound to bring gathered troops from the Province to fight. He chose to borderline disobey Titus Mede's orders by declaring many of the men he gathered couldn't be taken into the Legion as they were physically "Invalid".

The Empire did nothing to bolster or assist Hammerfall at any point during their separate war with the Thalmor. Everyone knows that. That's why Hammerfell, both Crowns and Forebears, the latter who have almost always been pro-Empire, are completely pissed at the Medes. Titus Mede II wanted to completely abandon the Province.

not so much "genocide" as "delete" them from existence. people mostly take this from dialogue in the Eye of Magnus quests, where Ancano wants to use it to aid the Thalmor in, quote "unmaking the world". this references the Nu-Mantia Intercept, an OOG work of Kirkbride's from around Oblivion's time. most fans, no matter how hardcore or casual, adhere to this theory and it is hinted at more and more as ESO expands lore on each of the Towers, Et'Ada gears and their roles on keeping Nirn stable.

They don't merely want to genocide the races of men; they want to unmake the material world itself.

Better to be happy, fair, and tall with retard strength than to be magically gifted and prone to temptations beyond that of the divines like most of the others. Don't even get me started on the "politically gifted."

The Altmer view reality as a trap they were tricked into by Lorkhan. Their creation myth involves them being former Gods who lost immortality as a result of the creation of Nirn. By destroying the Towers, they would remove the thing that holds Nirn all together which would free them from being mortal.

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Talos can't die unless all Men die, because Men carry the thought and dream of Talos. Mankind through Talos is a Tower of Reality. The collapse of the other Towers is just a prelude to assisting in toppling the main pillar.

>Can't say no to giving my soul to Nocturnal
Who thought this was acceptable?

and the Thamor are stpid because this falls into Jygg's crib of Destroying chaos to make a stagnant order.

and Jygg is Anuic

Nocturnal cant have your soul, the only thing that she can do is shlick and masturbate in anger for you being a Shezarrine Dragonborn.

Oh, but I do.

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I think I got one. The Altmer don't breed all that much due to their long lifespan. While the White Gold concordant was signed it was to bide time to heal as the empire can and does have more kids at a time. The nords have ruined this plan by causing a rebellion and therefore both them and empire won't have enough time to heal.

This argument doesn't make sense when the player character can probably solo half an altmer army.

Yeah and these used to be RPGs too

can i just download someone elses skyrim folder instead of setting up mods myself?

Pretty much, the dragonborn promising their souls to somebody is like Commander Shepard saying this is their favorite store on the citadel.
You can promise your soul to Nocturnal, Hircine, Molag Bal, and whatever afterlife one's race goes to when they die, but I doubt the dragonborn will ever be forced to do any of them after they die.

Dunmer weren't turned to Orsimer, quite the opposite actually.

When Veloth took the Chimer to the east, Trinimac and a group of elves were sent to stop them, but Boethia, being a patron daedric prince of the Chimer, ate Trinimac and pooped him into Malacath and turned the followers of Trinimac into the Orsimer.

in which order should i do the dlc, and which should i do before concluding the main quest

None of the Daedra can claim your soul, Dragonborn makes its incredibly clear. LDB is Akatosh, the Daedra cannot claim the Aedra. In Oblivion big daddy Akatosh swings his dick around and defeats Mehrunes Dagon in one bite, the Daedra cannot do shit to LDB.

It honestly doesn't really matter but I usually save Dragonborn for after the MQ. If you do it before all but one line of dialogue slightly changes.

I did a no death run as a mage with my first immediate quest being the mage guild quest. Shit afterwards was cash, mana regain faster then a fat kid falling, never wore any other equipment for at least 200 hours.

Not like Boethia was alone user.

They do if you spread their name and especially if you live according to their "sphere." Talos is incredibly compatible with the Nord lifestyle.

If you're playing unmodded game it doesn't really matter much, I'd do Dawnguard when you can but leave Dragonborn for after the main quest.

Is Malacath even a true Daedric Prince, then?

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This, Dragonborn is essentially Lonesome Road from New Vegas. Miraak is your foil and dealing with him after you've defeated Alduin and grown as a character is the Dragonborn's last chapter.

What the fuck was his problem?

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He's an altered being that fulfills the role currently, like Meridia, Sheogorath, and Mehrunes Dagon.

I've got a few days to kill before classic.
Do I play a sneaky illusionist or a slippery conjurer?

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Wrong thread, mate.

but jestha es oer fwehnd

The real life parallels are uncanny

There is any mod for Skyrim what will allow me to have my one man crusade against entire Aldmeri Dominion. I want to even more humiliate Empire by singlehandedly purge these Thalmor bitches. Because when I joined stormcloaks that Tulfaggot said that only empire can do anything against them but they did nothing, so I just want to show them how to do that job properly by purging Aldmeri Dominion by myself

ENJOY GETTING CRUSHED BY THE REDGUARD IMPERIAL cucks

Headcanon is the choice to execute anyone no matter what was thalmors doing, and that they had acquired knowledge of the prophecy so they knew the dragonborn would be at that place

It doesn't even matter. Nothing mattered in that game. They'll just do a dragon break. I don't know how anyone manages to play this game beyond one playthough. It's dull as fuck with zero reason to replay since you become perfect at everything and can beat nearly every faction in a few hours. The more I look back on Skyrim the more I realize how shallow it was in every aspect from the "RPG" aspects to even basic story telling.

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Wasn't Torygg likely going to side with Ulfric until he autistically screeched him to death? Seems like a lot of shit could've been avoided if Ulfric wasn't such a retard.

it literally was the only well-written part of the game

>8 years later.

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>empire barely survived the great war WITH Skyrim still supporting it
>surely an independent Skyrim with ZERO allies will stand a better chance
Only chance independent Skyrim would have is if they pulled an alliance with Hammerfell out of their ass but Nords kind of suck at diplomacy and HATE curved swords They're actually jealous of curved swords

Biggest brain is
>the results don’t matter because Bethesda doesn’t want a canon decision so they will say a 3rd party came and took Skyrim from both the nords and the empire since their armies are weakened.

I always saw that as speculation or an excuse from Torygg after death since he got his ass handed to him. If he already knew what kind of goals Ulfric had then that means that he probably never gave him an answer that would make him think a peaceful option was possible.

If you are good enough with curved swords you can literally split an atom.

Can we all agree that the blades are SHIT and Delphine is a treasonous cunt?

user i don't think feasible

The Agent's fate is the funniest because he was the least important type of character, but he ended up simultaneously disappearing and changing the course of history.

WTF is only United Skyrim can stand agaisnt dragons. Fucking dragons not even a treat, because they suck dick, thay never was great they never ruled anything than fuckin shithole niggermer island. Even the fucking lizards can eat them, so fuck Skyrim dragons.

based

Yeah, fuck Delphine, honestly. Enjoy jerking off alone in your temple, Alduin's dead and I honestly don't need to hang around with you anymore.

I'm pretty sure the guy who voiced Dagon in Skyrim also does boars head commercials.

vocaroo.com/i/s1uLrf6V0iOG

Become Ethereal
windsprint, or whatever...
fusrodah people off cliffs and bridges
Aura Whisper is essential for sneaking
Kyne's Peace, because there are too many fucking bears in the Rift

yeah, the rest aren't that important. Storm Call actively makes things worse, because it hits allies. Ice Form is cute, but the recharge time is too long to be useful. at least you can get two stabs with a paralyze poison, if you invest in Alchemy
I like Fire Breath for giggles. also, it has a wide area of effect, so it is good for getting groups of baddies to stop smacking me, for a minute.

GALAXY BRAIN: Refusing to play Skyrim.

the empire is just the tyrannical EU and the storm cloaks are every other county that want to be independent

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are threads loading slowly for anyone else after the site shit itself?

If I understand well they want a Dwemer electric bugaloo but this time with the whole world

Skyrim is a sandbox for screenshot stories and machinima.
It has everything you need for it, mods, console commands allowing you to freeze time and add NPCs..etc
It's not meant to be "played" raw for the actual "story" it contains

And the Thalmor are immigration.
Empire/EU be like "Yeah we're totally fighting it, trust us dude", but in reality they bow before it and don't plan on ever doing shit about it.

>tfw really want to play more Skyrim VR, but my game is fucked from broken mods (it still works, but annoying to sort through), and I have no idea what I was doing or where I was. But I don't want to start over either

>not installing a mod to join thalmor
ugh