That kid whose parents wouldn’t let him play Pokémon because it was a tool of the devil

>whilst I trade pokemon from Ruby to my autistic Saphire save.
This implies you had two gameboys?

>See Robert in school give him Ruby
>"I don't have the game i'll bring it tomorrow"
>Next day see him on the playground, autistically walks away from me all day
>Confront him at last.
>Literally breaks into tears
>Tells me how he's broke the game cause he had to hide it when his mom was searching his room (For contraband? Idk she was weird)
>Hid the game under his bed sheets so she'd not find it.
>pissed the bed at night and forgot he'd left the game under there ruining the disc.
>In his shame he tried to dry the disc off using a towel in the bathroom
>Mom realised he'd pissed the bed the next day and used her good bathroom towel to clean the mess.
>She throws away not just San Andreas but all of his games.

He let me keep Ruby in the end as an apology but I swear his mom was beating him or something, I used to think he was lying but i think he'd make a less embarrassing story if it wasn't true. The kid had genuine retardation of some kind so it probably serves me right for using him to get version specific pokemon

My sister had one, I did the same for pokemon gold and crystal with it.

>that kid whose parents only let him play video games for half an hour each night
>that kid who would invite you over to his house to watch him play single-player games in silence
>that kid who bullied you but became your friend after finding out you liked the same vidya
>that kid who "borrowed" your games and continuously "forgot" to return them for months
>that kid who had a cool house but sleepovers were awkward as fuck due to tense family circumstances
>that kid who brought his console to school on the last day and let everyone play
>that kid who introduced you to your favorite game ever
>that kid you haven't spoken to in months because you just drifted apart

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Did you ever see that kid again or was he told he wasn't allowed to hang out with you anymore?

>younger brother has trouble making friends
>one day he invites a friend over to our house
>friend arrives
>has his own pillow
>and an overnight bag of stuffed animals
>brother wants to play video games
>"Sorry but I'm not allowed"
>later his parents arrive to pick him up
>they are batshit crazy born agains
>even my asspie of a brother was weirded out

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>>that kid who bullied you but became your friend after finding out you liked the same vidya
I had one of these. Then we became buddies and he'd and some other kids would come on over on weekends to play Naruto Ultimate Ninja 2 and Digimon Rumble Arena 2 with me.

my mom burned the pokemon cards I had

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>>even my asspie of a brother was weirded out
My biggest wish has always been to have a younger, cute brother to bully like this.

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A significant portion of the united states believes magic is legitimately a real thing and D&D books can teach you how to cast spells.

If it wasn't real, it would be impossible to believe.

>I legit thought these stories were all some elaborate joke
a lot of people even in the US still do if they weren't directly exposed to it

>tfw no nonchristian books, only Left Behind series and other wholesome and dogmatic books
>tfw no vidya
>tfw having to memorize routes to local churches since they'd be "safe havens" for when the government came to put us in death camps
>tfw moving across the fucking country for a church

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I bullied the shit out of him growing up. But I beat the shit out of kids in school if any of them bullied him.

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Did you eventually escape? Are you considered an infidel now?