I'm 40 and straight and my one regret in life is that I never had a gay encounter. Now, I'm married to a woman and I'll never get the chance to experiment (she's not down with group sex).
Any games for this feel?
I'm 40 and straight and my one regret in life is that I never had a gay encounter. Now, I'm married to a woman and I'll never get the chance to experiment (she's not down with group sex).
Any games for this feel?
Splatoon 2. At least you aren't cheating scum
>I'm straight but
You just admit your at the very least bi, your clearly not straight if you regret not having a cock inside you
Dude,its not hard to find out if your gay
I found out accidentally when I instinctively jacked off a shampoo bottle,i kinda blacked out and gave a handjob to a bottle of dove and well thats how i knew i was gay.
why does Yea Forums have so much cocklust compared to other boards? not even r9k and lgbt are as thirsty
you a gaymer dude?
>and straight and my one regret in life is that I never had a gay encounter.
That's called being bi-curious, OP.
>video games
also, you're too old for cute gay stuff. sorry.
>He wants cute gay stuff instead of raunchy gay stuff
He's fine let him be a homo in denial. Just don't be fat OP I hope you work out too.
Dude, just go on Grindr when your wife is busy or something.
cute is justice.
Because weiners, and gays are funny to children, and Yea Forums is underage central. Same thing for manchildren.
Enjoy the homoeroticism of Metal Gear Solid, particularly any game starring Big Boss.
>the state of white men
No wonder you always hear stories of white dudes coming out gay later in marriage
25 year old morbidly obese manchild reporting in
based
>announcing reports
>Yea Forums is white
>She’s not down with group sex
Yes she is, just not with you. A loyal woman doesn’t exist, it’s not possible. Their brains are hardwired to go for the best mate, whether that be richer, better looking, or more endowed than you.
>t. cucked by tyrone
No, I’m barely in relationships to begin with, so if I ever was cucked I’ll never know about it.
Just masturbate to gay porn?
I cant imagine why..
Stupid fucking incel
hier a gay hooker ya knob
How do you know OP's wife doesn't have autism or something, bro?
talk about projection
I fucking love cocks but I think guys are gross
I'll never be able to get what I want in real life and I fucking hate it
Are you accusing him of being hardwired to find a better mate?
Just cheat on her, faggot
But anom, you have your own cock!
but I can't suck it or have throbbing right in front of my face
No he doesn't. I stole it.
Divorce her if you're anything near a man.
Oh who i am kidding faggots can't be men
>40
Just download Grindr, you’ll have a few twinks throwing themselves at you
Why do men have to be so hot? I just want to have a kid and marry a woman to continue the white race but I keep getting degenerate urges.
this, /pol/ meets have the most ethnicly diverse groups, which is insane concidering how they all view themselves as masterrace
>calling yourself "him"
It is ma'am!
>r9k has a gay general
What on earth happened to that place
Are monogamous relationships worthwhile anymore?
>break my choker
Bitch I'm not buying you a new one. What's the point of wrapping my fingers under and pulling if it breaks?