Why is this allowed?

What, sunglasses toggling?

Trans rights.

I love it when the jannies are asleep.

Hot potato

Why would you want to fuck a potato?

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kys

Keep it coming.
I like what I like, pussy. Sometimes I self insert as them getting fucked too.

Wish I could have found a cute Lala bf/gf when I played.

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>not just BEING the lalafell gf
brainlet

Start playing again and find me.

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Make a character on Crystal and literally /wink someone in an aetheryte plaza

Looks like Balmung. Needs to be purged.

Lalas and Elins are the best races ever. Period.

Most of the erp is on Mateus.

I played a Lala.

I can't be bothered to waste anymore time playing.

I played on a primal server.

>I can't be bothered to waste anymore time playing.
The game is really fun

no, it isnt

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Playing with a videogame avatar is like playing witha doll or an action figure and while most of the other races appeal to crowd that like Barbie or Ken dolls, Lalafells appeal to the ones who enjoy older era porcelain dolls or you know people with actual tastes in dolls.

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What if I pick a lala to avoid degenerates because only the most fucking horrible people of all would dare consider to hit one up for that kind of shit?

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and pedophiles

why would you give a shit about avoiding degenerates when you can just block them

If you wank it over your dolls that's none of our business. Here's an example of what i'm talking about.

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the less effort i have to spend avoiding people, the better

Gentlemen, we have achieved perfection

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then why play an mmo

If you want to avoid degenerates then be a Male Hyur because they're invisible or a Male Au Ra because they're the highest creeps per capita and thus the ones that target everybody and don't get targeted.

>lalafell
>breasts

Let a man dream

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I want to eat a brown potato

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Lalafell are the future rulers of all of Eorzea.

Memes aside.

Lalafell unironically have the best emotes.

Too infantilized to my tastes, shame since they have the best girls

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Easily my second favorite Scion after the events of Eureka.

I recently turned my potato man into a catboi.
The emotes aren't anywhere near as good. I miss being a potato but I don't want to use my second phantasia so soon.

imagine being the poster above me. lmao how pathetic.

i went potato, to bun, and back to potato tonight. potatos have the best facial expressions, this is fact. The bun had a solid 5 feet on her, but the potato had 5x more sass

I also switched to a catboy from the Lalafell boy.

Regret was immediate. Back to Lala for good. Sure, I can't see half my gear, but oh well.

>pick a lala to avoid degenerates
That won't work. You'll only attract them instead.
That, and apparently you'll be /pet a lot, even by normies.

Imagine having a cute little Lalafell lass sitting on your lap

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He thinks anyone using emotes is degenerate, so yeah he should be really worried.

Are you guys gay?

What is the most patrician job for lalafell?

Imagine having a cute Lalafell lass sitting on your face.

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Is that a trick question?

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I want to be the cute little Lalafell lass.

I don't need to imagine, I play male roe and when I /sit literally anywhere the little fuckers swarm to me to use me as a jungle-gym.

Reminder that lalafels do not look anything like children. Anybody who calls them a loli race is terminally retarded.

But user mhach was a multiracial state

Lalafells are legitimately the ugliest and least appealing "short" race in any game I've ever seen. I can't fully hate them though since actually attractive races like Harvins and Brouni exist because of them

QUICK WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE KATANA

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I was going to Fantasia into a lalafell but I can't take them in cutscenes seriously. Their emotes are really fucking stupid too.

You're right. They look like toddlers.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Mythrite tachi.

>100cm
IMAGINE.

lmao

/pet

Even the devs pretend lalas aren't children.

God damn really wanna rail this one

Lost Allagan, dyed dalamud red
youtube.com/watch?v=TazywZDuj9I

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Is this modding or actually in game?

>Lalafell
>Futa
That'd just look like a male lala.

They become a lot more serious when you realize all power is tied to aether. No one is any stronger or weaker just based on size.

>people that literally made the game tell you they aren't kids
>THEY'RE JUST PRETENDING, FUCKING PEDOS REEE
Your helper should really stop letting you play video games.

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How come I haven't seen a curvier lalafell mod?

FF has the most hideous artstyle ive ever seen. they must be trying to make the characters ugly as fuck on purpose

it exists but (((they))) suppress any and all lalafell mods and try to bully the mod makers into not making mods anymore

Shapely Taters and there's some private lalafell mods floating around.

>those FAT FUCKING THIGHS

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Dude I'm a lolibro. The reason they pretend is because of their shitty ethics.

potatofuckers need to leave

oh no it's retarded

I can't believe best looking Katana in Shadowbringer is a leveling dungeon Katana.

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>they're not children
>HAHA BRO ITS OK I LIKE CHILDREN TOO
no

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Lalafell are pretty cool, some of them can be really weird though. I do like how glams are fairly easy to make for them though

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Doesn't matter bro. I can't take it seriously when a 3 feet dude is facing Zenos in a 1v1.

Ravel Keeper's in general is some top aesthetic, they even gave me a spear that isn't a fucking buttplug this expac. Closest thing I'll get to a Zatoichi-style cane sword in this game with the Ravel Keeper's Blade.

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>Male Hyur
only midlander though. highlander gets all sorts of weirdos asking if you want to be their daddy

Imagine having to parry down that fucking far, it'd be so hard.

Please sit on my face.

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Fact: characters with painted-on eyebrows are literally 100% guaranteed to be played by homosexuals. Don't (you) me I've tested this myself and it's been true every single time.

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Why? I use my knowledge of the game's lore to understand that it just works.
He has his Radiance but yeah for anyone else they probably have to learn how to fight midgets.

I love Ravel Keeper. I also like the Forgiven weapons. Shame we killed the sin eaters off so fast, would have enjoyed a bit more of that aesthetic.

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Shame we never got that Innocence weapon, I guess Forgiven's will have to do.

>Muh lore
Bro.

Yeah, that is a true shame. They probably figured nobody would do titania if she were the accessory one.

I think Forgiven is meant to be "his" weapons, since yeah.
Weird choice to have the guy who flings swords not be the weapon fight but whatever I guess.

What about it? Makes complete sense, no matter how it looks, so it ends up not looking goofy to me.
In fact, without any magitek, a lalafell could murder any garlean born soldier without trying.

Bro. Do you have autism?

No, do you? It has a reasonable explanation, so i don't think it looks dumb. Is that hard to understand?

Unsullied Skies

Is this autism? Who the fuck defends lalafell?

vocaroo.com/i/s1gTuiNR0THk

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Lalafells are 100% top cute. Pity its impossible to make one look cool as well.

NOOOOOO HE WENT AGAINST THE HIVEMIND

First of all, this thread was about nothing but Lalafell until the other FFXIV thread hit bump limit.
Second, I defend every race in the game because I enjoy the lore and story of everything in it.
So, autism if you really want to call it that.

Even Highlander males? I thought they all did it just because they look so fucking weird without any eyebrows.

all hivemind is shit
even contrarianism needs to be given its own contrarianism at this point

So you're definitely saying that it's not awkward seeing someone who's like 3 feet face against someone twice their height?

It's like watching an MMA match with that one guy with no arms or legs.

and then watching the quadriplegic win

Don’t you faggots need to go back to WoW Classic, or is that next week?

>vocaroo.com/i/s1gTuiNR0THk

God that was fucking awful

nintendo.com/games/detail/pantsu-hunter-back-to-the-90s-switch/

Why is this allowed?

>world of fucking magic and guns and gun swords and shit
>nah cant see a small person using GUN or MAGIC winning against someone
absolute retard

No, it's more like magic being commonplace and being told that it's the source of all power, and size has nothing to do with anything.
Not hard to understand.

Only braindead retards defend Lalafell. Please go play WoW Classic, it has retarded midgets too.

>want to jerk it to Y'Shtola
>accidentally nut to Tataru

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Features:

- Nostalgic and unique 80s and 90s anime-like style

- Animated backgrounds and female character faces

- Original soundtrack created with the help of an old synthesizer

- English voicing

- 18 panties for your collection

- A variety of unforeseeable endings. Be careful!

- 9 Extra Scenes disclosing the heroines' past
We very carefully approached the realization of this style. Our game is supposed to give you this wonderful feeling of pure and undisturbed romance and to dip you into this beautiful nostalgic era.

most of the bosses are 50x as big as a Roe anyway

The Sin Eaters are still around though, it's just the Lightwardens that aren't.

>bootleg elins
>not even lolis, more akin to toddlers

Forgiven weapons are literally Innocence weapons

>wanting the alien looking elin
>ever
retard

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imagine looking at a retarded midget with a tiny weapon and thinking it makes sense he's strong lmao

Not him but Elins are still better than lalafell. I'd say just about any midget race looks better than lalafells, even fucking warcraft gnomes

elins are actually attractive
Lalas are for the kind of people who fall in love with vehicles and ferris wheels.

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Tarutaru predate elins, zoomer

How long have you been playing user, a year?
I just enjoy everything the game has to offer. Lalafell can compete aetherially, so there's no reason to believe they're any less than another race.
It's garleans that are actually the shitters of the planet, but their ingenuity in the frozen north led to the creation of gunpowder and ceruleum, so they're able to take up arms too.
Even physical strength is just aether. Lalafell are just as strong as every other race aetherially. there's no reason that WOULDN'T make sense.

Watch this guys, he's going to disappear after I ask the question. They always do.
*ahem*
HOW do they look like toddlers?

NOOOOOOO STOP MAKING FUN OF MY SHIT-TIER RACE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
M-MUH LORE

It’s not right. This shouldn’t turn me on

>awful
Get out of here Antifa, we're discussing the philosophical nature of FFXIV and the way it teaches us to clean our rooms.

god just imagine

Not him but you couldn't have devised a more pathetic response if you had hours or prep-time.

If it helps, that image doesn't have lalafell proportions.

So are the 500 hats modeled for the Viera and Hrothgar ever going to be released/patched in, or were the different versions of the same glasses/goggles/etc. considered the 540? I'm only sticking to Viera under the pretense that hats will actually work on them soon.

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Yeah. It's fucking awkward. That's my point.
That's my whole fucking point. Why aren't the other anons getting it?

>Literal underage panty quest
>Except its on the Switch
oh how the turns have tabled

Wouldn’t that be worse though?

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samefag

They said items but worded it carefully to make you think it was models. They pretty much did the easiest models they could do and then had it shared across the other items that share said model.

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Come on now. You're missing my point because of MUH LORE

If you really want to use that shit analogy, it's more like being told the quadriplegic has magically been able to fight people without his arms and legs, and as such isn't any weaker because of it.

>attractive
take your ayy lmaos and fuck off

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You wish you were in a 1v1 you insufferable fuck.

Seems pretty damn close to Lalafell Proportions
>Potato-ish body with no curves
>almost no chest

Considering we still haven’t got Odin’s Cape that they removed because PS3 limitations, I’m not holding my breath

No, I get your point. You think "lol it so dum he tiny and fight big man" without looking at the bigger picture of the game's physics. I DON'T think it looks dumb SPECIFICALLY BECAUSE I was told size has nothing to do with power.

the only insufferable fuck is the one defending lalafells because of "lore" reasons lmao

Considering stuff from ShB that was designed with Hroth/Viera in mind STILL doesn't work on them, I wouldn't get your hopes up.

>expecting effort or competence

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ITT: people arguing for the sake of arguing like all dopamine addicted shitposters looking for their next bait fix

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Can someone convince me to start the trial right now and possibly spend hundreds of hours of my life on this?

REEEEEEEEEEEE STOP MAKING FUN OF MY LOLIFELL
S-SHE'S STRONG AND SEXY AND CAN TAKE ON ZENOS!

I like how Japs created a generation of zoomers whose first exposure to ageplay is toddlercon. They literally skipped the lolicon stage.

There are infinitely worse things to spend hours on.

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>get shot by midget with a gun irl
>WOW THIS DOESNT MAKE SENSE HOW COULD HE WIN AGAINST ME DUDE

Why are you anons sidestepping my argument? I get it's in the lore, yes it makes sense. It's still fucking awkward.

YES YES ITS IN THE LORE. BUT IT STILL WOULD LOOK DUMB. IT MAKES SENSE IN GAME BUT LOOKING IT IN OUR VIEWPOINT MAKES IT LOOK AWKWARD AAAAAAAAAAAAA

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I play a Miqo'te.

>I-I DON'T PLAY AS A LALAFELL TRUST ME

I support our potatosexuals

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It doesn't look awkward at all, you have some serious autism to think that.

Are you baiting? Please spoiler me if you are.
I feel like I'm going insane with the amount of people who are missing the fucking point.

>Midget tries to punch you irl
>Doesn't do shit
>WOOOOOOW BUT THE LORE

>LOOKING IT IN OUR VIEWPOINT
Applying real-world logic to a world that literally runs on magic is kind of missing the point.

ok, well you just keep shitposting i guess

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>doesn't do shit
I'll make u eat those words

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They're defending Lalafell. Of course they're being 100% serious and can't read. Only absolute retards defend Lalafell in cutscenes.
>user can't comprehend suspension of disbelief
lmao idiot

I'll drop this here.
youtu.be/NYkTRTTjxvI

>almost no chest
How can you tell?

The lore sucks

Everybody worships rocks

LALAFELL BAD dont forget to upvote me /r/ffxiv :)

Easily the worst thread of the week
Congratulations

>T-This is totally my character! I-I'm not a lolifell player, trust me!

Stepping in late to ask does it really matter the relative size difference between the five races when they are all utterly dwarfed by most bosses in the game regardless?

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If you can't suspend your disbelief after being specifically told that size doesn't mean anything, it's you who doesn't comprehend suspension of disbelief.

Are FF and League of Legends the only series to properly do good short "gnome" style creatures and characters? I see alot of other games with small races and they are butt ugly.

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>Just let me hate these short people and call you a pedo for no reason. I don't need any of this "facts" crap.

What the fuck does reddit have to do with this?

Some things are so retarded that no lore can make a person suspend their disbelief. It's why Lalafell are constantly made fun of by normies and Yea Forums alike. Lalafell are the biggest joke.

B-b-b-but they're even tinier!!!!
I never thought WoW Gnomes and Goblins were terrible, myself, but the Gnomes at least aren't all that interesting either.

>lalafags upset the elin thread has more posters and more replies

It's actually reddit who laughs at lalafell
you don't want to be reddit, do you user? You seem like the kind of shitposting fuck to care about that type of thing

Because they're actually making the gnome race look appealing while the rest are trying to do it Tolkien style or just making them children because no one knows how to do small people.

>defending short "people"
what did she (trans) mean by this? is she (redditor) a manlet???

I can't tell if people are shitposting or not.
I don't mind them and yeah sure it fits in the lore but I honestly can't take them seriously one bit.

Only on the big two servers, any other crystal server and they'll think you're a faggot

Haha yeah dude we sure made them ffxiv tards mad! Rate my elin to make them real mad!

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>It's actually reddit who laughs at lalafell
Everyone laughs at lalafell. Absolutely everyone.

>This person disagrees with me??? They must be that thing I obsess about every waking moment of my life!

WOW goblins and gnomes are right on the tipping point between "its okay I guess" and "ew, gross." I think its the way they do the hands, and how they animate the faces.

Then that's on you for not taking the game seriously in general.

found the angry trans manlet lol
also a pedo

I agree with the hands, they're pretty awful.

I am a highlander male with painted on eyebrows I am super straight.

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Literally no one in this thread even plays lala

No you aren't.

People who take the game seriously don't use lalafell because that's retarded.

Fuck off pedos

You'll eventually run out of buzzwords. I'll wait.

now now don't project too hard user, you wouldn't want to get caught with actual CP after complaining about all those internet anime "pedos"

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nice buzzwords, retard

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This entire fucking thread is just people taking bait at this point. Fuck it isn't even amusing to see, it's just pathetic.

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Says you buddy. I'm a fucking Machinist Lalafell, the gun gets rid of all notions of strength. Just shoot shit in the fucking shins.

Stay ontopic, user.

nothing wrong with being a pedo

spotted the angry pedo lmao

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That isn't how that works at all.
Inb4 another "MUH LORE" but yes, legitimately. You can like (or dislike) Lalafell because you like (or dislike) how they look, but they aren't any less of a serious race because of their appearance and size.
It looking goofy doesn't mean it is goofy.

Post butthole

>plays as a lalafell
ew

Been playing every day since SHB early access and Im so burnt out, do I just tell my static to replace me?

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What else are we supposed to do, there's no better thread up and it's almost 3am

Fuck off. You make us actual Lalafell players look bad.

Ciel is my favorite Tsukihime girl and I feel like I'm the only one.

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I'll post all ciel until I get banned.

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>no u
Riveting.

lol whatever I don't play shitty mmos

>doesn't know about suspension of disbelief
some things are too retarded that nobody will suspend their disbelief, and it's why everyone hates lalafell

are you autistic?

i have no idea why you're posting the H-scenes from Tsukihime, but please, continue. also, do you have them in a higher resolution?

Hisui is my favourite girl though. Sad about her voice actress.

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Based.

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Then fuck out of this thread you poser.

That's a really cute pic

No. I'm pretty much open posting on my DS and I only have the vnds stuff on my SD card.

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and you just keep replying lol
lalafell retards confirmed to be even more retarded than originally thought

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>

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>"Short people aren't allowed to be magically powerful, that's too crazy even in a fantasy setting"

I'm just here for the pics and to shitpost. And you can't stop me

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You still have no idea how suspension of disbelief works, do you? Oof.

At least I roused you into ceasing repeating yourself endlessly so 1 for 1.

>this is XIV when it had no story to discuss

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You sound pretty upset, user. How mad are you?

It is! It's one of my favorites.

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>tfw no tall au ra to tags: Height Difference with
Bros...

Explain then my man. We still got 300 posts.
I'm so mad I raised my recliner from 50 degrees to 70 and sat up at some point to reach my keyboard.

Not a big fan of the redesigns but I wish Aoko got a sex scene, maybe a delusion in Kagetsu Tohya

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