How do we stop the Thalmor, Yea Forums?

Destroying the world won't genocide men

Either rebel and get your independence from the Empire (Stormcloaks) or a massive coup to overthrow the Thalmor puppet government thats running the Empire.

They are not a threat in all out war. Redguards and Bretons both have BTFO of their homelands. The true Empire would easily do it.

this

Destroying the world requires the Genocide of man. Talos is a Tower in his own right, in fact he is the Chief one at this point.

The Redguards had Imperial help and were in their native province.

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The Hist

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is the Elder Scrolls lore really that interesting? there are almost daily threads about it. Which game should I start with, Skyrim or Morrowind?

Wrong, Thalmor have failed trying to take High Rock and Hammerfell. Redguards and Bretons know to never trust a high elf. The empire has been invaded from within and it has to purged of ALL high elves and all political peoples will be jailed. Then they could get a proper Nord as Emperor

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join them

Based.

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Yeah it's very interesting
If you're a casual I'd suggest Skyrim if you're a lore nut I'd suggest Morrowind

What about Legate Fasendil

Elder scrolls lore is 1000% more insane than the actual games, but if you care about the lore play morrowind. Skyrim is more about Talos (First emperor) as far as the lore goes, and Obivion goes more into the dedra rather than most of the lore

lost

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>Nords thinking they're relevant
How cute.

this is so cringe. Not only because of the meme, but because judging by their forms you can tell they're fucking beginners at lifting

its going to happen in es6 with a 500 year timeskip in a book you will steal everything in someones house to sell it to the shop next door

tldr you dont give a shit we dont give a shit now fuck off and post nfw porn

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Isn't High Rock still apart of this Empire?

they are pretty much the jews of skyrim

Considering they supposed the Empire during the Great War, my bet would be on yes, but they probably wouldn't hesitate to ally themselves with Skyrim, should be gain independence.
A Nord/Redguard/Breton alliance would steamroll.

>how do we stop the n'wahs
Killing then enslaving them course.

why would anyone want to willingly end the world again?

Talos isn't a god

>about to comment on the 2plate bench
>realize those are 15lb bumpers

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The Altmer view reality as a trap they were tricked into by Lorkhan. Their creation myth involves them being former Gods who lost immortality as a result of the creation of Nirn. By destroying the Towers, they would remove the thing that holds Nirn all together which would free them from being mortal.

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the only cringe is you pretending to act like you know better

Elves were originally immortal spirits. By ending Nirn, they can probably return to that form.

>probably

Fucking th*lmorniggers will be purged. I propose a mega alliance of all none aldmeri dogs to kill every last khajit, wood elf, and yellow elves.

>people having fun is cringe
we know you wish you could do this with your knight bros

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By electing Ulfric Stormcloak when we had the fucking chance

The genocide goes a lot further than removing humanity from the world, it's removing their existence and even the concept of their existence from all time, which of course will cause the motherfucker of all dragon breaks and make Mr. Godhead suck his own dick and die or some shit idk

Force another dragon break by having multiple potential endings in the next TES game: One where the Thalmor get to an hero all of tamriel so they can chill out with the gods again. One where a lunatic digs up and pilots another EVA shaped suspiciously like Pelinal into the heart of the isles and personally genocides their entire race, one where the dwemer are brought back by undoing the chicken x watermelon experiment, and one where the bosmer are forced to eat broccoli by crazed vegomancer cultists lead by wiccusbiccus, duke of legumes.

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>one where the bosmer are forced to eat broccoli by crazed vegomancer cultists lead by wiccusbiccus, duke of legumes.
I have absolutely no idea what you mean by this.

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Tough shit.

You can't just CHIM away your retcons.

hold my mountain

That's where you're wrong.

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That’s what dragonbreaks are for.

If it is a war issue don't sweat it. The AD is very bad at war and they have lost the element of surprise.

If it is a metaphysics issue no worries there either as Talos has CHIM the ultimate lore armor.

The AD has no path to victory.

Too many traitors aka nord imperials aka white liberals holding us back. Get rid of the traitors first.

Simple as shit. Go out and start a secret anti-Thalmor organization but make it a point to recruit various attractive men and women. Then when the next reincarnation of some all powerful god warrior comes along to dick around they'll have no choice but to help you on the basis of having access to their stupid waifu and/or husbando. Maybe make sure you have some powerful artifact that they can't just get by murdering you in cold blood.

>The AD is very bad at war
The Empire would beg to differ.

I have played this game hundreds of times and I have never, not even once, sided with the Thalmor. I kill them on sight.

Boooooring.
They should be purged just for having the most boring plot device to be evil.

To remove the concept wouldn't they have to an hero as they know about man? Are they going to make a potion of forgetting?

Literally no one has sided with the Thalmor because that’s not an option.

I mean in like an ideological way

I'm not sure what, but what if we do ... something ... to their women?

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The empire also being bad at war is the only reason they are a threat. Let the Nords handle it like every crisis in the past.

They’re in it for the long haul. Genocide man, destroy all evidence men ever existed, wait a couple hundred generations, and wa la.

She's one of the good ones.

What is the book in the games that describes who can interbreed?

Are there Half-Elves in the Elder Scrolls universe?

Just let the dragonborn loose
But I'm a newfaggot in TES lore and I want to ask if Mannimarco was really killed in oblivion and if he was a a high elf?

The bretons are literally half High elf.

So everyone that knows about man would have to die as well.

>Myth

Literally everything shown so far in the series indicates that the elves are descendants of Aedra who built Mundus and lost their powers is true.

You can't so why even try?

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It was A Mannimarco. The Dragonbreak made copies.

They still don't side with the Altmer.

Talos has CHIM how does the Thalmor plan get around that?

if I lie and say I don't worship Talos will she fuck me

Why get so worked up about immortality when they already live for centuries and have multiple different confirmed afterlifes? I think the worst that happens is some souls get recycled and essentially reincarnated, but that's hardly a shit deal considering all the magic and probable ways to rediscover past lives.

That’s the ticket.

>modified Catwoman suit from Arkham City
creative

She probably wont' allow penetration but there are lots of other things she might let you do.

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Honestly, you don't have to do much. Even the HIGH ELVES hate the thalmor. They've been literally murdering themselves to maintain power.

You just wait a few decades, 100 tops, don't tard out like Ulfric and give them EXACTLY WHAT THEY WANT by breaking up the biggest opposing nation, and then attack them when you're strong and they're weak due to their having to purge themselves all the time.

Elves breed slow, men breed fast, this is simple math. Every time they have to murder one of their own dissidents its like if the humans killed 10 of their own, and it just pisses off the other elves more, its not going to be hard to overthrow them.

I'm just saying, they only exist because someone trusted a high elf enough to fuck them in large numbers.

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>Dude, why do people get so upset about dying at 80? We live like 3 times as long as people used to!

>lorelet
Altmers would rather have gay sex with each others instead of any other race

I didn't say she'd be into it; just that she'd let you do stuff if it served the Thalmor agenda.

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Well if it goes that far what she allows isn't what's going to happen, we will do the horizontal monster mash.

Didn't the dwarves delete themselves from reality by attempting something similar?

I imagine when the Altmer find out the Thalmor are working with the daedra it will go over like a turd in a punch bowl.

>Missed the part about the MULTIPLE CONFIRMED AFTERLIFES
If you knew that when you died that you were basically just going somewhere else and if you were a decently nonshit person that you were going to have it made for eternity, then why bother with immortality at all unless you're some shitheel whose trying to avoid punishment?

Allow?
Who is asking?

There's literally an Altmer outside of Whiterun with an Imperial husband.

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A spy

The Thalmor have complete control. People may think of rebellion but they'll be impotent to act.

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Nah, different.
The Dwemer were trying to harness the power of a Full power aedra's remains to ascend to that level. (And one of the most powerful aedra to have existed, much more powerful than elves are descended from)

The thalmor want to DISSOLVE reality itself. They figure that returning the world to primordial nothingness will essentially reset everything back to its "Zero" setting, back when the aedra they were descended from were immortal.

The beauty of the Strong Nord Woman must not perish from Nirn

Reminder that the fine for killing a thalmor is for "Littering" not "Murder"

Dwemer got rushed due to an attack and fucked up their math or something.

Yeah Bretons have elven blood.

The Dwemer most likely got their souls absorbed by Numidium, much like how the Dragonborn absorbs souls. Although, we're not entirely sure what happened to them.

>Assuming the Dwemer "Messed up" and didn't all according to cake

Why does she walk around a province full of hot blooded, elf slaying Nord men dressed like that and not expect trouble.

Which Daedra?

I imagine the Khajit finding out the Thalmor had nothing to do with the moons, The Bosmer tiring of the purges, and the Altmer learning the role the Thalmor played in the destruction of the crystal tower and their iron grip will loosen quick.

Dunno. That is never mentioned.
My guess would be Azura because I believe the AD general held prisoner in the WGT was rescued by a daedra associated with her(Winged twilight)

Given how the khajit literally steal the nails off of things nailed down and then take the stuff anyways, them being allied with the khajit is probably hurting them more than helping.

Eh, could easily be Dagon again. Cameron in Oblivion, the fact that the overwhelming majority of Dagon worshipers in Morrowind are Altmer.

This
Argonians were one of the few who didnt bend over for altmer dickings

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Its deep and almost endless
Do Skyrim and work your way backwards

Argonians are literal slaves to the Hist and the Hist didn't do anything when they Dunmer were pillaging northern Black Marsh for centuries.

Which deadra?

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Asked and answered a few posts up.
They have been laying the groundwork for this since Oblivion.

And then the Argonians fucking brutally murdered the Dunmer in a massive massacre in the 4th Era.

Based post.

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Tell me about the Khajiit, user. What about that Moon Tower business?

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Who are the soi race and why it's the imperials?

Dunmer fans aren't doing themselves any favors by talking about how pathetic the group is that kicked their ass.

Imperials
Breton mutts

You know it's true.

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Fanfic tier fanfic.

Dungmer fans live in a strange headcanon where they refuse to acknowledge any game that's not Morrowind as if any of their arguments that they continue to make in relation to the later games are valid in any way,shape, or form.

So if CoC mantles Sheo in Shivering Isles, is this us from Oblivion?

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Possibly.

Dunmer have been taking it up the rear since their very creation
>persecuted by altmer as chimer
>cursed by azura
>their hero betrayed and murdered
>red year
>argonian invasion
>unwanted refugees in skyrim

Stop them? I wish I could've joined them lmao. The Empire is antiquated and Stormcloaks are a bunch of milk drinkers.

The lucky ones got turned into Orsimer upon the voyage to Morrowind.

I feel like his proximity to and association with Sheogorath is too much. It most likely is either Dagon or Azura, and probably Dagon since they're supposed to be the "evil empre" kind of group.

>tfw no option to join them in Skyrim
I think there's a mod for that, though.

Dumner literally get off on being abused though, its all about essentially "Building character" via harsh situations.

Okay, I guess.

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I want ESVI to take place in either Summerset, Valenwood, or Elsewyr and let us play as a Thalmor agent.

They'll win so the series gets a soft reboot and can cash in casualized Morrowind, Shiny redoux oblivion (which will just be skyblivion ripped off) and Skyrim rereredoux ultra platinum edition. The new Kalpa will feature all new easy to retcon lore by Pete Hines.

Altmer =/= Thalmor

The Altmer "persecuted" them because they were daedra worshipers.
I put "" on persecuted because telling them to quit being dumbasses isn't really persecution.

With power of nord and dunmer.

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Based.

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Create Fantasy Hitler

People forget that Thalmor are faction within Summerset. I bet some kings of Altmer are not really happy about them.

>soft reboot
> cash in casualized Morrowind
I disagree. Remember that :
Oblivion = Lord of the ring the video game
Skyrim = Game of thrones the video game
Morrowind = Weird shit nobody asked for
TES VI while vaguely remind you of whatever pop culture trend is happening during it's release, and it won't be giant mushrooms and bicolor-bisexual-man.
With the superhero megatrend happening today, it's a smart move from them to keep the med-fantasy franchise in the box.

So what caused the red mountain to explode again?

Why? if i bow to them they won't hurt me, theyre good guys

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But how does that work? How did aedra "birth" them?

Oh God you may be right.

baar dau slammed into vvardenfell because vivec's power wore off

The Nerevarine destroyed the enchantments on the heart of Lorkhan, which is the source of the Vivec's divine power, and Vivec was the only one holding back Baar Dau.

jesus christ these whores are ugly

You need many many generation to create mutts, normally, child will look like its mother. Good way to discourage muh dik mixers. Love your elfu? Will have to love your elf children too.

There were groups of beings who stayed behind to help creation instead of fucking off with Magnus. Elves AND Men are descendants of them. The wanderings ones were weaker but more numerous and became man. The stationary ones were powerful but few and became Mer. As they were divine and bound to Nirn they slowly lost their divinity and it seeped into and shaped the world along with the great war between the wanderers and the stationary.

Where did the heart go?

Best skyrim sexmod?

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sexlab framework

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>tfw futadick misaligned on every animation.
It really is the best though

I liked Osex for its smoother animations, but I assume it hasn't been updated as much as sexlab has.

So it works out fine for the father then.

Based bro. Please share this female bodyslide

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Yes, but only if you are not one of those muh dik fags who wants to bread out other races. If you mix you create more of the other race.

If Kirkbride has anything to do with it, they'll probably be stopped by someone singing math backwards through time via a kwama's asshole.

Kirkbride needs to be controlled and filtered.

hold my jungle

hold my totem
hold my totem
hold my totem
hold my totem
hold my totem
hold my totem

If you want him to be, he is.

So that silt strider is now stridernumidikhan?

>Given how the khajit literally steal the nails off of things nailed down and then take the stuff anyways, them being allied with the khajit is probably hurting them more than helping.

Bosmer are also known for theft.

This. Unfiltered Kirkbride is a bad thing.

Removing jungle was a good idea. It gave more room to add variation between different regions.

I agree though I do think the marshes/rainforest you see around Leyawiin should have extended up to the southern portion of the map, encompassing Bravil

fpbp

Blades really let themselves down...

Men are descendants of lokan, not the earth bones.

Stealth Archery.

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>"We serve the Dragonborn!"
>Doesn't tell you shit
>Makes you jump through hoops just to know that they're blades in the first place
>Makes you do all their shit
>Says they won't help you until you kill Brothunax
>Still make you do their shit
Fuck Delphine, fuck Esbern, fuck the blades. I hope the Thalmor take them both down.

Lorkhan is ultimately responsible for the creation of men and mer but each group sees him as either a benevolent creator or a trickster that stifled their potential. Also yes,men are descendants of the WANDERING Ehlnofey.

Doesn't it go even deeper than that? I remember reading somewhere that the story is aware it's a story, or a game, or some kind of creation within a creation. Some kind of 4th wall shit occurs somewhere.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH I need a golden elf gf RIGHT NOW
no burn victims tho

HOW CAN ONE MER BE SO FUCKING BASED I ASK YOU?!?!?!

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I just gained an armor fetish, thanks.

With big titty argonians

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>TES VI
>time skip a generation into the future
>all provinces except 1 are under dominion control
>game's backdrop is the dominion's invasion of argonia
>main plot is that the thalmor don't know what the last tower is, only know it's in argonia somewhere
game ends with a 30 minute cinematic of landfall

By ysmirs balls!

Ew,fucking gross,is that a CHAIR?

The Thalmor is one of the weakest enemies in the game.
Everytime I find them walking around the roads I just bully them, even with my newborn characters.

What would Pelinal think of Bretons? Would he accept them as superior Men or view down on them as filthy half-breeds?

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he'd probably kill half of them.

the ones that still have the Godman (maybe hjalti) in their hearts and understand the nature of reality as being a test instead of a prison, he'd probably let live.

the ones that want to be like elves get the BEAM followed by helpful servings of MACE

based and alessiapilled

When in doubt he will engage in homosexual relations.

For me it's Maomer - Sea Elves.

If they look like Elves they die like Elves.

If we want to be totally fair in the comparison we should note that Morrowind's tone seemed to be inspired by Dune, which happened to have a popular TV miniseries air during its development. Not to the level of global phenomenon that GoT or the Peter Jackson LotR movies were, but still. Skyrim was already very late in development when GoT premiered so the timing is probably coincidental.

>women can breed with orsimer and none will be the wiser
didn't realize elder scrolls was a cuck fantasy

Erect the Great White Tower

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>/fit/ being a raging faggot as usual

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More like Malacath would be pissed at that orsimer for making more non orcs.

by the power of cocks

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Dagoth Ur had already severed the Tribunal's connection to the heart at the end of the second era. That's why their power was waning and their public appearances had stopped entirely by the time you arrived in Morrowind.

Vivec is solely to blame for leaving Baar Dau in that situation to begin with, and the Tribunal as a whole are doubly to blame for losing Kagrenac's tools to the ash niggers.

>fully extending
Is he trying to get a painful leg break ?

M-mommy?

Nords and Imperials have to work together

Until the baby comes out with knife ears and a pig nose

threadly reminder to READ C0DA

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Thick big titty bitches

A healthy mix of murder and rape tends to solve these problems.

>vivec is an asshole who doesn't bother to move the literal fucking meteor before his power runs out
Yes, we know. He probably thought it was fucking hilarious too.

Unite all the non altmer races, men, mer, and beastfolk against the filthy banannaniggers

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C*mbr*in

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We fuck their women.
We shall not stop until every altmer woman carries a human child.

>Allow
bold of you to assume you're in control here, bananawhore

Children take after their mother in Elder Scrolls, dude. This doesn't solve anything.

>WHAT IS HAPPENING? I WAS THE MASTER OF THE LAST EMPIRE OF ALL MEN! I WAS THE RED JEWEL OF CONQUEST THAT MADE ALL THINGS RIGHT! WHY DID YOU CALL ME A VIRUS?

a shame it'll never be finished. having to read the notes describing what the comic panels should look like between dialogue really disrupts the flow and makes the already fairly obtuse writing even harder to follow.
but most of all I just want to see the talos->lorkhan scene illustrated with a similar level of quality as the pic of nirn

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By installing Enderal and never playing skyrim again.

holy shit shut the fuck up

>shitty fanfic world
no thanks

>Better voice acting
>Better lore than what BGS shit out
>actual RPG mechanics
>Better and more interesting world to explore.

The only thing good about elderscrolls 6 will be what SureAI do with it.

By deposing the Mede dynasty and getting a true dragonblood back on the throne
>But you don’t need a dragonblood emperor because Muh fires have gone out
Surprise as soon as dragonblood isn’t required to rule, the empire turns to shit and starts sucking elven cock while being run by warlords

The Altmer literally ran rape camps to make the Bretons.

It's not a matter of mortality. It's a matter of Godhood.

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she cute

Does this have betmer?

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Why do you sound like Juden Peterstein?

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This thread actually made me want to play Skyrim again. Not even going to use mods either.

Get skyui at least.

HRMPH

Oh look, a collection of autistic apes

If the Thalmor are so great, why are there no quest mods for them?

>rape
The women submitted themselves to mers willingly.

Sure, Thomas Jefferson.

This actually fits really well with his twisted logic

Kill the men, enslave the women.

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SligarTheTiger's CBBE bodyslide is the name of this for anyone wondering.
[Spoiler]someone please tell me if there is a UUNP version[/spoiler]

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Then the Thalmor are the only ones that know how to deal with the lesser races better than Imperials can.

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This is the best course of action.You can be told how horrible it is over and over but until you see it for yourself you don't quite grasp the magnitude of crappiness it actually reaches.

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