ITT: Marks of a gamer

'um, fuck all blacks, or as I like to call them, niggers'

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when you can hear this without sound your a gamer

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Give sauce right fucking now.

What are they doing and why?

having absolutely zero social skills and/or no self awareness

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tendinitis, have it in my thumb currently and can't game

this is video games a lot of twitch streamers are doign this now

youtube.com/watch?v=-BdSCcmJKJk

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Who here /pulmonary Embolism/ master race?

>One single jacket that he wears constantly
>Maybe two if someone called him out on it in the last 10 years

>Pauses videos due to second hand embarrassment constantly

>Produces about 10x the normal amount of Hand Cheese

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ASMR just gives me the nails on chalkboard sensation

confirmed for ashkenazim

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I’m pretty sure dark circles underneath the eyes are a result of a shortage of vitamin D. try getting more sunlight.

this is now an ASMR thread
youtube.com/watch?v=YNxzfcjmo9M&has_verified=1

Fuck off faggot

>Get some of those dlsite gook audio lewds
>"""binaural""" makes my kidneys hurt
I don't know why, but I hate it.

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>Hand cheese
Whoa there gamer, you gotta tell me what this is...

hey gurl are you single by chance? haha just wondering XD

Post dick pics faggot

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drink more water, take biotin and spray vitamin C serum on your face. Warning:this will make your skin soft and smooth and shiny so someone might mistake you for a faggot

1. Stretch face muscles more
2. Get more sunlight
3. Eat more fish and D3 supplements
4. Witches at /cgl/ recommend cold teabags to mask them, but not to treat them

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I just got 1200 platinum trophies on PSN, I think I have the mark of a gamer...or a sleep deprived mental patient, choose one.

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you will never be a woman

Nice score
Don't forget to get some sunlight once in awhile.

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JUST

Heisst*

When I take D3 regularly, after about a period of one month, my legs start to ache, and the aching grows until I stop taking the supplements.

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>Hand Cheese
what

Who that?

Scoliosis and acne

my cumstained boxer shorts

>hand cheese

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>projecting this hard

swollen turbinates within the nose block blood vessels from properly draining and blood pools in the eyelids. There is no cure.

BROWN BRICKS

>hand cheese

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take for favorite controller or mouse. take a toothpick and dig at all the creases. it's a bunch of dead skin clumped together with sweat. some people call it nerd grease.

All true gamers look like this.

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>have had dark skin just under my eyes and crows feet as long as I can remember
What do?

I've played PC games from waking to sleep for years and never gotten this. I think it depends on your mouse grip

I only get it from FPS games

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>owning a single jacket
This is technically fine as long as its a functional jacket
But the CONSUME culture dictates that you own multiples of everything

This but with the edge of my desk digging into the underside of my forearms.

user, everyone here has had sex at least once. It would be hilarious if one of you was actually a virgin. It's so easy to pick up girls, it's not even funny.

might be genetic. I have them, got them from my great uncle who had severe dark circles and was also apparently a severe alcoholic. I coincidentally also get very dark circles when I drink a lot.

I'm on my PC for 15 hours a day, and have never had this.
what am I doing wrong?

>bags and facial scars blend in with my face so you cant see them unless you get extremely close to me
Based God, allowing me cook until I was just right.

I don't get this.
I've NEVER owned more than one jacket at a time in my entire life.
And I've never heard any indication that it could possibly garner disrespect until this thread.

>not having the gamer pocket

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after looking at a few of these images I'm starting to think that these people have no meat in their hands. they're all skin and bones and their wrist bones jut out

>user, everyone here has had sex at least once.
>being this oblivious to the truth

The shame part is
>that he wears constantly
dummies. You don't wear the same clothes every day like it's scooby doo, or you get made fun of.

this seems to be really common for some reason
mine isn't nearly as bad as that though(as I assume most aren't that bad either)

Nigga looks like he got hit with a rasengan

Get more vitamin D, spend more time in the sun. Also might just be something you're stuck with, Genndy Tartavosky (guy behind Samurai Jack, PowerPuff Girls, and others) perpetually looks like he's been on the losing end of a fistfight.
>the mark of a true gamer is surrendering your nipples
?

scooby doo is for chads though

This. I don't understand how people find it pleasant.

No, that's not "the shame part".
I have a WINTER JACKET, so I wear it when it is cold in WINTER. Which usually is EVERY DAY.
In fact, I've had my jacket for years now.

socks, underwear, and shirts are the only things you really need to change often. Pants and jackets/hoodies you can get away with

Isn't that Craig McCraken? Or is it both?

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frivolousfox is my jewfu

I mean, I had sex with my ex gf six times before we broke up. Finding a good pair of shoes is harder than getting laid.

>every day
>somehow this means seasonal wear
user...

I don't understand men who have multiple pairs of shoes. I'm talking about those guys who have 10 pairs of Nike's that all look the same, who the fuck is gonna notice your 200 dollar shoes? When people are looking at you, they're gonna be looking the at the waist up, not your fucking feet. I have 3 pairs of shoes. Dress shoes for professional environments, old beat up shoes that are basically slip-ons when I need to do a quick walk or drive for food/drinks, and a pair of regular sneakers for day-to-day shit. Blowing money on a expensive pair of yeezys is probably the worst way to invest in your appearance, buy a nice shirt or something

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>gamer pocket

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this is me, but what the fuck is hand cheese?

The mark of a true gamer is being CUTE.
You gross neckbeards don't even play video games.

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Damn most people I know have sex with girls that many times before they're even official. Not me though. I've never had a girlfriend. Or had sex with a girl more than once. Okay I've never actually completed a full sexual encounter

So showing up somewhere wearing the same jacket every day for 5 months isn't "EvERy daY"?
I guess you wait a whole year before you make a pre-judgement on anybody.

You will never be cute.

I already am shut up.

you are at best, a fugly twink

>not wanting to be a chad like Fred

Copious amounts of semen spent on cunny

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Take cod liver oil instead

cute tush

>tfw I have the same except it's kinda convex instead of concave

fucking how?

those are called bedroom eyes, and provided you don't have a fuck ugly face and shit-colored iris bitches love that shit

(you)
FUCKING KEK

Am fat/fit and I have it. It's 100% from resting your wrist against the edge of the desk with it bent as if you're reaching up to your mouse from below. I got it from playing run escape 24/7 as a teen, and it hasn't went away even after transitioning to a standing desk

>Finding a good pair of shoes is harder than getting laid.
sounds like you also have the wide foot curse

I psychologically tormented my bullies. When it comes to insulting, belittling, and tormenting a person I can be a very VERY brutal human being.

It doesn't take much. Just requires not taking shit, and always having a creepy grin on your face and just stare at them unflinchingly for minutes on end. Never blinking. Looking down on them as nothing more than brainless dogs and telling them, "good boy" when they behave.

I think what helped was just the general creepiness I could exude and how quickly I could shift my mood so I'm fairly certain they all thought I was crazy or psychotic. Not to mention me freely sharing my violent thoughts with them with a smile on my face.

I can teach anyone any day. But I think the best kinda response you can give to any bully these days, especially in this country is, "Would you like to become the next statistics to be given Thoughts and Prayers?"

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>Spend ~15 hours a day on a computer
>get headaches every night which I either live with or take a nap to numb the pain

Haha

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sternum grows too long so it either arcs inwards or outwards

oh no

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bad posture

misophonia. you have it

if you have those you are one of those, but not a gamer

1) heavy smoker
2) damaged liver
3) thyroid illness and take meds
4) drug addict
5) alcoholic
6) high blood pressure, stressed and overweight

>youtube.com/watch?v=-BdSCcmJKJk
this bitch and her mental gymnastics to take the moral high ground; giving you an easy way to blow smoke up her ass while giving her your money is unbelievable

Unironically go outside. Mine started forming when my hikikomorism did, and lessened when I started going outside again, and then went away completely when I went outside for like 15 minutes a day, every day.

literally all the girls without make up look like this

5 out of 6. Not too shabby.

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>there are people in this thread right now who will die because of undiagnosed sleep apnea

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>ywn peacefully die in your sleep

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>being fat

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Found it bois.

youtube.com/watch?v=NSh_NSNyQt8

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Remember folks contrary to popular belief, not everyone with sleep apnea is a) fat or b) snores! That's right, you could fucking die in your sleep tonight!

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How do they even treat Sleep Apnea anyway?

my brother has this
he feels kinda ashamed

LMAOOOOOOOO

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CPAP machine.

>all the people saying go outside
I work manual labor outside 8 hours a day and take all kinds of vitamin supplements, I also sleep 8-9 hours every night. there's most likely nothing you can do about it

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Stop sleeping 8 hours.
If you need to sleep 8 hours it mean your body is fucked. You need to work out and eat better.
Get those hours down to 6 max.

sleep length time is very individual, there's no objective answer that applied to everyone

Just wear makeup bro.
Women can hide it so why can't we?

based

fucking hell user

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i actually like my bags

>hand cheese
Oh god, I have this

You are one of the biggest brainlets on the board right now. How can you speak so confidently yet be so fucking wrong.

I'm not a fag and everyone would notice them suddenly being gone

>listen to this shit from /h/
>do better in competitive games while listening to a girl give me a handy

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>hate asmr because it is fucking retarded and sounds like shit
>you have a disease

okay retard

Oh, thank god mine just kinda bulks outwards and leaves a boney lump as opposed to a weird cavity.

Ι have them, too. I sleep well and am mostly outside
I believe it's genetic. Screen time and sleep deprivation worsens it but it's not the primary cause.
Do you know what marks a gamer? Using English terminology or just random English words while living in a non-English speaking nation. It's like a fucking trademark.

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How is it possible for someone to literally spend every minute of the day indoors? I get a little stir-crazy if I'm stuck inside for longer than two hours, I gotta go and walk.

ASMR was ruined by sluts with mics, the true ASMR experience is unintentional. like when a teacher had a soft voice and flipped the pages in a special way in middle school

this is the weirdest fucking shit i've seen on the internet in a long time. and ive seen some fucked up shit.

Probably because, while that fucked up shit was, well, fucked up shit, it was clearly designed for *not you.* ASMR is weird because it's being marketed to you, like you *should* get off on it.

Don't wear headphones, bros...

>w-wrong
>has no argument
Nigga what? Sleep is for fags, get less of it.

I fucked a guy that had this condition once. He freaked out when I asked him if he ever ate cereal out of it

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I unironically enjoy it. Not enough to get off to it but I can see why some people would.

Cringe

>girl on the left
JUST

how fucking fucked up is your family when you're able to do this with your twin sister?

I like this one
youtube.com/watch?v=67DsFhUBIx0

Me on the right

>Work out AND sleep less
Good way to fuck up your energy levels even further.

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I like this tale

>sit on ass all day pwning n00bs
>thighs turn purple at the back
>cant move legs properly once they're like that
wtf bros?

How far are you?

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Meant fat

just slightly overweight, but i just sit down for 16 hours everyday

>stand up from chair
>get light headed and vision goes black with colored spots

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>sit down in chair
>chair arm scrapes the underside of my desk

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>sit on office chair
>get up and go to the bathroom
>*BOOOM*
>huge hole in the ceiling

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I have severe eczema and i get this a lot. I unironically find it relaxing cleaning my things with toothpicks and what not because of it

>sit down in my shitty office chair to game
>try to move my chair closer
>armrests block the chair on the desk

>try to put leg one on another
>desk is too low for me to do it
Dont even give me the "hurr adjust the chair height" shit, I like my knees at the ~90° angle.

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*SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP*

my dad has this, he uses a machine to help him sleep. How worried should i be?

this

Pectus excavatum.
I have the opposite where it sticks out, fucking hate it.
Can't tell which one I'd rather have.

Me with the jacket because I was taught to use shit until it falls apart. Don't fix what ain't broke phamb

not that user but its true
true gamers are cute and i am indeed fuckin cute

does it help if you work out and get a bigger chest?

I walk around my house naked and I barely go out so I don't have to have a lot of clothing.

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>lay down
>pour beverage in hole
>use a straw to drink out of it
It's objectively better to have this from an evolutionary standpoint.

Yeah it does but its not really even the bump thats the worst part of the condition imo its the fact that all of your chest volume is pushed outwards more than from side to side if you get me, so it makes your hips look bigger and your torso less of the masculine upside down triangle shape.
But yeah working out pec thickness + broad shoulders/lats helps a lot.

>gets killed while lying down belly up like a retard
yeah no

put on makeup and turn into a trap

you can die from lying down with your belly reaching for the sky?

Switch on the lights in your room
Get G.Flux

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>It's objectively better to have this from an evolutionary standpoint.
>evolutionary standpoint
yes you can, specially 300,000 years ago

fuck off bot

fucking retard lmao

put a little to just fade it out and slowly apply more everyday idiot

OK, Napoleon.

Girls have told me they like them and that i shouldn't worry about it.
Fucking whores i dont care what you think i just want rid of them.

>no arguments
>"fuck off bot"
from an evolutionary stand point you are indeed a massive fag

test

but I'm not a fag

i have this
it's nowhere near as bad as that pic but both sides of my ribs aren't symmetrical

you don't know that, let's not jump to conclusions here user

How do I get rid of them

ive had some girls tell me that the eye circles are actually kinda hot

come here and let me test it

they're really not

If a football hit his chest would it punch his heart and kill him, or a random punch or getting elbowed in a crowd?

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Think about like this
Chris Chan got laid. What led up to it is questionable but this dude somehow managed to put his wiener in a vagina.

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he'd catch it with his chest

leave your house

What causes this? Whats it called
I've got something like a dent in my chest like that (not as severe) but i only noticed it after I got hit hard around the same area. I cant tell if it I always had it or not, and I don't know what to look up.

>mouse pad always at very end of desk
>never get this

you have the gay, sorry user

You are indeed fuckin going to off yourself before the age of 30.

stop bullying the cuties

It's a genetic disorder called pectus excavatum.
It normally only becomes apparent after puberty.

make running a habit. some tan and cardio will do you good.

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all i do to make eyebags go away is sit in the sun for 30 mins works every time
try it some time you fucking vampires

>live in britbong
Yeah okay retard that’s really gonna work

*Heißt

i have those and its not because of games, its because im actually an alcoholic.

It's been a while

>poop eyes
Imagine having the same eye color as dogs and niggers lmfao

Some people have thin skin at that area and theres nothing to do unless youre into make up.

I just sleep to it

cringe

youtube is so fucking retarded about enforcing it's guidelines this is obviously soft core

you can sometimes faint because of that unless you quickly sit down again

I almost have
sometimes it's strong enough that I stagger and have to hold on to something

imagine if he played baseball. he'd be unstoppable.

i once got hospitalized for a day because my parents thought i was having a seizure

I did that once when I got up for a glass of water in the middle of the night. last thing I remembered was standing up and then I was suddenly on the floor with an intense pain in my head and back, and a piece of my desk had been smashed and there were splinters on the ground

I was woken up last night by being unable to breathe, jumped out of bed and stumbled around for a bit trying to catch a breath.
Am I going to die

ASMR isn't even sexual you fucking dunce.

how's this

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>"You should just go home now, Bruno Bucciarati"

no the same user, but some of them are

Nah, just pop in those Vitamin-D pills like I do.
Never need to leave the house.

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Wear glasses

>One single jacket that he wears constantly
i only own one, but i live in north australia so we have about 2 cold days a year.

not a disease you retard. calm down

10h while working out masterrace

TRIM YOUR FUCKING NAILS

I'm 22 years old and I've never talked to a girl

im 100% sure vitamin D is a normie placebo because I don't feel or look any different from going out a lot OR taking the supplements.

>power fantasy for a 15yo
you should leave this board

drinking more water than you think necessary gives you many advantages, you may need to pee more often though

nice tomoko i'd sniff her dirty neet feet

For a lot of pc gamers especially

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LOL why is this shit allowed on youtube

i sit on my fat ass nearly everyday and i swear its making my chair go lower

nils is that you? you curly haired fat fuck how's your hillbilly family doing

#ThisTroper #CrazyBadass #BulliesTheBullies

ah yes, the cum catcher

wow

>Hand Cheese
I may not shower often but at least I wash my fucking hands so I never have to find out what the fuck hand cheese is

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holy fuck dont listen to this guy

>no sports games
wow color me surprised

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The true mark of a gamer is having hemorrhoids from sitting around all day and having a bad diet

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bros how do I originally get an asian ASMR gf to lick my ears? Preferably two of them?

lots of money and a big dick. Wait better yet, a dick made of diamonds that ejaculates chocolate. It'll make you standout among the beta orbiters.

>24cm penis
>Great sense of humor
>Has high testosterone

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Why would you want to hear this, HOW COULD YOU GO TO SLEEP HEARING THIS OMFG

Don't be silly
It has been stated multiple times in the manga that she doesn't smell and she's a schoolgirl not a neet

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How do i remedy this

People let sex control their lives. I listen to this before bed
youtube.com/watch?v=Yam5uK6e-bQ

Why are American streamers all so fucking boring

she does smell. All girls have smelly feet.

I bet smelling her feet would infect your insides with her feet germs. Your breath would smell like her feet.

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asmr like that makes me feel like im being sexually assaulted.

Hakoom you have so many trophies?

that's nice

youtube.com/watch?v=jX6kn9_U8qk

never fails for me

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I wish every bitch that is into the whole asmr thing would have their eardrums punctured as punishment for being such faggots.

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More like Chris Chad

rain is the best noise
i almost want to invest in a speaker setup that would make it seem like it's actually raining

BASED AND ASMRpilled

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what causes this

>Chris Chan got laid
Please elaborate

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LOL

blood pressure, i think. i nearly blacked out in a hot shower because i bent down and quickly stood back up.

Actually some people look at shoes first to determine your social standing. It's also good to have a second pair of shoes for when your main pair is fatigued.

is it normal tho

Easy
He payed a hooker to do things to his junk

And all these girls capitalizing on it. I still can't wrap my head around it, the beta faggotry of men online

Virginity.

>some people

also known as niggers

if its a rare occurrence its fine. if it happens everytime you stand up i'd say it might be worth having it investigated.

Tags:
>Old
>Fat
>Ugly
>Bald

>tfw you wake up and roll out of bed because your body did that weird flinch thing

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i cant really blame the girls doing it. fuck i'd totally cash in on it if i were a decent looking women.
i will never understand the beta faggotry of men online too.

Zero, but my father and grandfather had them so it's just genetics

6

My younger brother was once lying on his back in front of the TV, his chest hole full of tomato sauce, dipping chips in it and eating them.

Not everyone wants a girlfriend user, they usually mean burning a hole through your wallet and have drastically different lifestyles than most of us have

making dog drinking noises while eating out cunny

Have fun with brittle bones and Japanese Cold.

How the fuck do you test damaged liver

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Pee blood or not pee at all

I dont think bags under the eyes will have enough time to form in that scenario

>sleep anywhere from 1-8 hours
>wake up feeling relatively refreshed
>tired again after two hours of being awake no matter how long I slept
help

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Go to the highest place of your home and do a flip

>Pauses videos due to second hand embarrassment constantly
Fucking this. How to fix?

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You need to eat breakfast.
If in doubt make a glass of orange juice and add a full teaspoon of sugar to it.
You can replace OJ with milk.
Drink that every hour and see if it helps.
Are your hands and feet cold too

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>t. Coldsteel long lost brother

>Are your hands and feet cold too
Oh fuck, how did you know?

Retard

Why the fuck are you starving yourself then nigger.
Did you have the wonderful idea to drink coffee in the morning too
You need to eat, and you will need sugar to get out of your fucked health.
Orange juice is the best because it's pretty much free sugar/energy(it doesnt cause an insulin spike so you can chug lots of it and nothing bad will happen).
Start drinking it with sugar and drink milk too.
Also, drink water with some salt in the morning, that should remove cold hands and feet fast.
I'd also recommend doing extensive blood tests to check if you aren't massively deficient in something(you will likely have high blood iron and low ferritin % saturation).

This guy is a virgin LMAO

>Hand Cheese

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>not calling it gamer gunk

>>sleep anywhere from 1-8 hours
just sleep at least 8 hrs dude no wonder youre tired

gamer

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>you will need sugar

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I wish i wasn't a virgin anymore.

>have this
>socially impossible to hit the beach, the lockers, talk to a woman, rip my shirt off before I right hook a nigger, no gay scat orgies in the showers etc. etc.

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>sugar makes you fat
it makes you stay alive, you anorexic nigger

You can tell a lot about someone based on the shoes that they wear and what brands/styles they go with. Also before you approach someone whether conciously or subconsciously, you will notice everything they are wearing unless you have the posture of a robot and lock deep eye contact from a good distance away.

You wanna look like an overworked wagie?

Gamer feet rest made from metal wire and duct tape.

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>Hand Cheese

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do you ever consider why wearing the same thing is bad

>Used to stay up for 16 hours easily without being tired
>Get tired after being awake for 12 hours now
I want to go back to being a teenager.

user please just by a small ottoman, this is embarrassing

>Buy overpriced bullshit instead of using a cheap yet practical alternative
I bet you own an Apple phone.

user please

He probably doesn't understand that you turn carbs into sugar too.
Or what glycogen is.
You should get sugarmilk or some such before sleep to not wake up as well.

He paid for it you stupid fuck,Chris Chan will never have a woman in his life.

wouldn't milk with honey be better?

Yes.
Or just honey.
But honey is fucking expensive.

This happend to me when I was 16-18 constantly then went away and never happened again, I blacked out because of it once.

on the positive side, cosplaying as tomoko will be far easier with those

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nigger

What's he up to these days?
I haven't been keeping up apart from hear his house burn down.

youtube.com/watch?v=sM9D9zIFJNs

ASMR can be triggered through any sense. You can get it from being touched in a certain way or watching someone draw. I experienced it loads of times before I knew it had a name. ASMR is the name of the sensation not the retarded sounds.

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is she talking to the tourettes guy?

Does anyone get knee/back pain?
Any recommendations for spending all day in an office chair?

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Get a standing desk or stop sitting at your desk so much

>I don't understand men who have multiple pairs of shoes
Depends on the occasion. Birthdays, weddings, nightclubs and dates
>I'm talking about those guys who have 10 pairs of Nike's that all look the same
Perhaps they have a certain image to maintain
>who the fuck is gonna notice your 200 dollar shoes?
People notice shoes more than you're willing to admit
>Blowing money on a expensive pair of yeezys is probably the worst way to invest in your appearance, buy a nice shirt or something
Sounds pretty communist to me

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You get a blood sample taken and have your P-ALT levels measured

Based malcolm

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This dude is FUCKED.

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I might be an autist but at least I'm not this detached from reality.

>second hand embarrassment
I feel personally attacked

gay

I have this and it really fucks up my life, it looks gross, screws up my posture and because it pushes against my lungs my breathing (especially when laying down) is shit. My one is about as bad as that picture

Not everyone can be an autistic neet permavirgin son
It's men of action that allow betas to live their mundane lives
WWII for example

Are you fingers crooked gamer bros? I noticed that when I try to straighten out my fingers they're slightly curved due to my constant usage of a mouse.

There was some shortish virgin with black hair who always behaved like that in my class. We always bullied him and told him that he smells bad so we don't want him near us. Based how many times we gave him weggies or stole his shit. Good times!

>move arms
>elbows cracks loudly

>breath
>back cracks

dude is semi-famous and has status (even tho it's for the wrong reasons)