Crocomire

Crocomire

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who dat

Poor guy tried so hard.
Even when reduced to a pile of bones.

Crocomire kept getting redesigns to make him uglier because testers kept finding him cute and sympathizing with him.

Cringe.
It’s sad.
Sauce?

He’s just a big chubby baby

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He was too good for this world

>When you chill but an intergalactic space bitch comes and kills you for no reason

Dumb bitch

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Space pirates

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NOOOOOO HE DIDN'T DESERVED IT HE WAS JUST TRYING TO DEFEND HIMSELF

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Samus is one cold-hearted bitch.

He cute

actually would be pretty funny/interesting for him to be completely neutral and even let you leave the room, but you HAVE to kill him to progress

there's something kinda endearing about a boi who looks like but is actually docile and smart

Literally unironically did nothing wrong

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>REEEEE GET OUT OF MY ROOM
>REEE STOP FUCKING SHOOTING ME
>AAA FUCK

>creature living in a volcano dies in lava
If you ask me, it was natural selection at work.

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he's stronk enough to live NEAR it, not literally inside of it

What in the fuck kind of creature would design itself to live INSIDE of lava and for what purpose, it's not like there's fish inside.

If he didn't want me to kill him he shouldn't have locked me in his room.

It's not lava, it's acid.

>it's not like there's fish inside.

how do you know

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Deep Fried Crocomire

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He was technically neutral. He won't attack until Samus damages him.

It looks like its flesh is melting from the heat, which kind of implies that it was placed there by the space pirates

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GAME THEORY
Crocomire isn't supposed to be in Norfair. He's burning alive willingly to hide from you.

Croco probably hangs out in Brinstar or some other less hot part of Zebes but your arrival scared him off. His droopy, almost bubbling flesh clearly indicates he's not suited for the burning harsh environment of Norfair. Supporting this, how could something in Norfair die in lava?

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It's not lava, it's acid.

He's as round as it gets

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