Jordan Peterson posts his opinion on gaming

How can one man be so based? Is this the 13th rule of life?

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friendly reminder jordan peterson wrote about his dreams of his grandmother smothering her pubes in his face then read it out himself for the audiobook without a hint of irony.

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now THIS is based

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>he's never had this exact dream
What are you, gay?

most BASED man in the universe.

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What did Jordan mean by this?

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forgot link lmao
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kek.

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what's the underlying technology for this shit? I see similar stuff on that "Stable Voices" youtube channel

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Worshippers always suffer at the hands of their idols.

Peterson is a dumb fuck lmao

Now THIS is epic

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i will use this tool to bring down this alt-right fucker and false flag all his statements. dont tell me to make my bed you kermit motherfucker

if the butchered pronunciation of "league of legends" from the earlier post is anything to go by you're going to have your work cut out for you

CRINGE

>Yes, young man! Stop that pornography! Except for you ladies though, you go ahead with that~ XD"

Damn, I didn't know Carl Jung was a gamer.
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technology is getting scary

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I feel retarded for laughing at this

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based tf2 soldier

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That's very cool baby, but that's nothing.

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>for my tasst

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personally I hope they make one for all the alt-right fascist pieces of shit.

We plebs are only just now being allowed to witness how scary it's been for the last decade or so.
What's scary is what they aren't showing us.

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fucking based

Dilate. That other guy was clearly being ironic but you ain't.

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neural networks

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WTF, Jordan?!

fucking kek

Weak sauce.

Same user here.

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Damnit, just when I was about to upload my version. Have a picture I made for it.

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Prove him wrong

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Love or hate jordan peterson, he's spitting straight facts here

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That's why I like him. Who else would told you about that completely straight-faced?

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>When someone else had the same idea
Based user

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If it'd ever load I'd be able to do literally any vidya quote probably metal gear

based and kermitpilled

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You aren't supposed to upload actual undoctored audio of something he actual said.

4 persona 4 fellas only

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Just because he doesn't agree with you, doesn't mean he's an alt-right you fucking retard.

My sides, holy fucking shit i can't breathe

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It really wasn't that funny

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He's gunna say it...!

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WTF I love Jordan now

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AEIOU
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thread over

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>ebrbrbrbrbr

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It's called survival of the fittest. If you can't slam with the best, then jam with the rest
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It sounds like 80-90% believable, minus the context of what is being said. And this is just commercial use, surely the military and government have created something even more sophisticated. I always new real life cyberpunk would be gay and lame as fuck, because we're living in it and there's not even many cool neon aesthetics.

I would have had you beat if it didn't fuck up my script somehow. The first version wouldn't read symbols and the second version turned into muttering.
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Clip from JBP's new book

good shit

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based basead based based based omg DURRRR based

ok but honestly

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Can't believe he actually said this. No wonder he got fired from his job.

powerful taste

changed my life

Fucking hell

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putch yo grasses on

holy fuck, this is the best one

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this

The sudden increase in enthusiasm when he said "yep they don't make them like they used to" made me jump

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I'm laughing but we may have actually just destroyed Peterson's reputation.

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>"Just Imbibe Her"

what did he mean by this?

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HOLY SHIT HE'S ACTUALLY CONFIRMED FOR SMASH!!!!!!!11!!!

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Neural Networks are fascinating but also fuckinf terrifying

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only for peons who's reality is cemented in the subjective verisimilitude of their own experiences, rather than being firmly rooted in Jesus Christ.

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I'd do anything to be 8 years old again while my aunt plays "grown up games" with me fuck take me back bros.

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I'm out of ideas.

this ai must not use any kind of dictionary at all

>I'd do anything to be 8 years old again while my aunt plays "grown up games" with me fuck take me back bros.
just like one of my japanese animes

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based schizo

how in the fuck is this even possible

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suprised i havent seen this one yet

found the actual underage

Whelp, I just found the narrator for my Sexivilation game.
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top-tier reference and actually about vidya. A+ user

we should all already be at the point where we assume everything we see or hear is the result of AI and just move on with our lives.

reeeeehhhhHEEEEe

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Are you AI?

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To me it was, fuck off

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resetera fags BTFO forever

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Change Peterson's mind Max Payne nostalgiafags

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>The DA of the soul

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I think I broke it.
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you wish pedo ;)

Navy Seal Copypasta
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Why, yes, it has research trees.
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Now make him read the "is there anything more cucked" copyspasta

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One of the most realistic sounding ones

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It's happening!
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>EU03
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you tuched my chocolates

skipped a bit but heres some more
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>the random house tag at the end
kek, good shit

FUCKING BASED

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You should be scared because technology in the end is just going to make humanity lazy.

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here's a tip, if the bot can't pronounce a word just spell if phonetically

none of these are funny btw

I’m with the other user. I feel like such a fucking retard dying of laughter to this one

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>MWAH

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Not really a relevant pasta anymore, but it sounds great coming from Peterson

Haha motherfudger dood

>lohst
And yet he fucks up shit that's phonetically simple
weird as fuck too that the bot's intonation on that first sentence was different despite being the same text

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FUCK

Singularity is already here. I've had my phone fuck up and warn me about the Anti-Christ.

Might just be an AI having a giggle, or Glow Niggers having a giggle.

There's no cure for a Canadian accent user

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Based and cumtownpilled

Based

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last sentence there

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he pronounced it non canuck in the original

MOM NO

Ok, now THIS is epic

Oh no Jordan you can't say that!

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Nice

i didn't need that nostalgia flooding back user

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>basedpCM9rQuYR
wordfilter strikes again

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heh

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I think it does better if you do short statements.
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all psychologists do this gay shit, they consider the self disclosure as part of their bona fides

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Where's the fake audio at?

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For you

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So does Yea Forums just not have any moderators?

i cant fucking believe he actually said this

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>that fucking kiss
Laughing my fucking ass off. Good to see another user with patrician taste, stay that way my nigga.

The tranny jannies don't care as long as it doesn't directly hit their nerve, newfag.

You fucker

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Having taken two classes with him at UofT, I can't stand the selfish cunt. He's literally just a seething Christ-fag who's decent at presenting some psychological theories but tries and links them to society/politics in a way that only a guy that isn't aware of how much corporations control the flow of money would do, it's like being told not to be sad when you're depressed, it only works for complete fucking sub-iq brainlets.

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Gather around for the Peterson Tales. Jordan recounts his time with Conker's Bad Fur Day.

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Now please do:
>We got a bunch of people that got animosity against black guys because their dicks are bigger than em. These are guys that are jealous cause they don't carry- they don't possess BBC, they don't possess that GOD gene that's involved in these black men out here. Keep getting jealous, keep getting jealous while your wife axe for KEK-HOLDS, while your girlfriends axe for KEK-HOLDS, and wish that they can get fucked by these AFRICAN WARRIORS with these HUGE BBCS that can pipe them down, to the point where they can feel each and every last spectacle of their pussies getting- getting vibrated and thrusted into the orgasm just spews out. Keep saying NIGGER, keep saying BLACK. COME ON, you KEK-HOLDS. You LOVE IT. You LOVE THIS SHIT! I'll be that monkey, I'll be that monkey, yup. WITH A BBC. ENJOY it. Have your woman take this dick. She's imagining a huge BLACK COCK. Why do you think- why do you think your BITCHES get huge dildoes? Because you guys don't possess the BBC GENE. That's why you're UPSET! No BBC equals ANGER. You're upset, you're mad at these AFRICAN COCKS, these RHINO DICKS. That's why you guys like saying NIGGER so much, I get it

Just in case

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Apparently, he can't pronounce "penis" correctly.

EVERYONE HEAR THIS. I'M ALMOST PISSING MYSELF
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pro tip: peeniss

Someone make the
>having a daugther copy paste

like with other text to speech shit, you sometimes have to type out the word phonetically to get a better result

>whining about christfags and corporations
ribbit is that way kiddo

Not funny

Didn't laugh

read the thread dumbass its been done 2-3 times

extremely low effort
my comment applies to yours as well

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my fucking gnu/nigger
also
he really is /ourguy/
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lol

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I'm about to nuke this fucking thread
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Oh my fucking god this is the best one

It fucked up but I'm not redoing it
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>STAHP
heh heh

i had the same thought

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>vocaroo.com/i/s0fzztlBtPo5

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>soon
>they can falsify any crime
>any voice
>any face
Prove your innocence
You can't

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let's put a smile on that face :)

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A man of good tastes
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board culture

RIP this artist

Irrefutable proof:
I am too lazy to commit those crimes.

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talk about awkward

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WHAT THE FUCK JORDAN NOOOOOOOO

This is gonna revolutionize Youtube poops.

based

Good thing I live in a country where it's innocent until proven guilty
I never leave my home anyway so they would know if it was me

sauce

kek

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Don't download this file.

sweet christ

OH SHIT NIGGER WHATUP

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holy FUCK
this thread is going places

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oh SHIT

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im having fun with this
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wow... I can't believe he told us that our moms would die in their sleep with no immunity if we didn't reply. that's fucked up bro

a classic

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I tried to make him sing megalovania but..

>vocaroo.com/i/s007mbpA6u1T
THERE IT IS

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wow i cant believe what a fucking faggot you are

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I just figured out how the AI works and I might compose a song based on that knowledge. Hold on

This is perhaps, the, THE, most important post in this thread.
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>not a heavy quote
I mean, "Jill Sandwich" is a good consolation prize.

you sound a lot like someone who's had their mom die in their sleep

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"If you can't even clean your room, how can you even hope to defeat Ragnaros in week 2?"

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Listen to the end.

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Insanely based

based GW

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Does anyone have the Uncle Ben pasta, the one about the day of the rope

I can't believe Jordan Peterson actually said this.

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Little bit of Doom E1M1 but I'm learning how this works. Should be enough to motivate anons ITT

I've been here since before Yea Forums was even a board.
>waaah muh trannies
>It's all I think about
newfag

It's called a setup and you failed to deliver a good punchline. Kill yourself.

Devilish Jordan

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>he actually sings it
we've gone too far with this AI

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well
how DOES it work?

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holy shit

the space bar matters here alot. Even more is how words just either repeat or rhyme. Basically like singing but you can force the AI to skip over the usual slow Jordan tone and make it go faster by putting repeated words together but with similar letters. In other words, you can change the tempo based on how many pattern words and how many spaces in between, creating tunes

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Based.

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I consolidated everything.
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Also a little bit about Pyra and her ass.
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THE MOMENT YOU CAN ADD TAGS THAT DENOTE EMOTIONS IS THE MOMENT VOICE ACTORS DIE.
E.G. [anger] WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY? [/anger]

THINK ABOUT THE MASSIVE COST REDUCTION IN OPEN WORLD GAMES, YOU MIGHT ALSO HAVE PROCEDURALLY GENERATED TEXT BEING VOICED, AND NOT ONLY THAT BUT EACH PERSON WOULD HAVE THEIR OWN EXCLUSIVE VOICE.

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Jordan Peterson is a hack. Basically one of those ""preachers"" who makes money off his cult.

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I can't believe he actually said this.

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>Al-Qweyda
Lel

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A pretty good impression to help you pick up on some of Jordan's mannerisms.
youtube.com/watch?v=v5dccLSQROE

Based Peterson

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Shut up! Lasterk isn't dead, is he?

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HAHAHA.... WOW WHERE'S HE GOING WITH THIS ONE?

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fucking kek

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Has someone done this yet? I'm fucking dying.
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im not waiting any longer for typos

checked and based

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I hate that this thing doesn't know the word anime or yo.

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SOMEONE DO THIS

>deepfake can totally not be applied to surveillance cameras

the fucked up laughs are the best

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shit page deletes stuff because too much load. what kind of hipster shit is this?

?? do it yourself you retard redditor

Time to buy a gun I guess

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That's pretty good actually

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Bonus points if you name the artist

Yeah just like photoshop can put you anywhere doing anything.

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Jibun wo sekai saemo kaete shimaesouna
Shunkan wa itsumo sugu sobani
Kakusenu iratachi to
Tachitsukusu jibun wo mitsume

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That was genuinely distressful to listen to

What did JP mean by this

>ehhhhehhhhhehhehehehehhhh

jay-z?

Why

This is a work safe site, user.

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>vocaroo.com/i/s0n4uYBzbyTs
I love when he seems to take a breath and start a new sentence.

So how long until someone makes something like this but for Trump

Close, part of his name is letters
Think Punk

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BASED

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Al-Kweda
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OOH

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>part of his name is letters
NIG-ger

Very nice user

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someone already has
youtube.com/watch?v=7Gpc_artOYI

pomf
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horry shet

HAHAHAHA

The future is dark as fuck though.

Scamming us when we're old fucks is gonna be about using neural net AI to impersonate the actual voice of your relatives.

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use commas to make it rhythmic

kek

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Holy based

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my fucking sides this is incredibly based

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based
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type "Beh!" for funny demonic result

fucking kek, it even gets the emotion right

lel

Came out a little wonky but it works

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bear
seek
seek
less
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Only true oldfags will remember this one.

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it's Chinese and trying to data mine mate
trying is the key word, whoever did this was amateur

based little tom

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Wtf how can he say that?

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BASED empireposter

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the url contains the string "s 0 y" so it filters to based, you're gonna want to reupload it

>s-0-y in the link getting filtered

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>that inflection

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gotcha
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I can't believe this story you're telling me. It's macabre!

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Someone send these to some online journal and tell them they were leaked.

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I need an adult.

/pol/ already did that. All we gotta do is wait

Based and redpilled

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I BROKE IT
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*hits pipe*
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>>>reddit

>beeeHEEEehEEEEEEeheeehhh

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I spent way too long on this getting rid of the invalid characters and I now have the strangest erection
I regret everything

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>beeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEHHh
>my heart exploded
PERFECT

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Funniest one ITT.

Hasn't posted in months.

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Holy shit

STOP OVERLOADING THE SITE YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS

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Based and Sam-pilled

>referencing tumblr-tier LOLRANDOM humor

What the fuck man

I am an adult.

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suck my cock and wiener

Which one of these is
>uhhh cringe uhhh bringe cringe

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>penguin of d00m
>true oldfags
user thats not that old
right?

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HAHAHA

a broken blade is more than enough for the likes of YOU

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so this is better than every text to speech ive ever used.

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Cursed. Delete this.

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Janny is the plural.

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lol

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Damn that got me

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