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Howdy
Also, I'm trying to get a 1cc in MoF, can I get some advice?
I've already figures out what Shift does

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The girl that revived hemo...but will he remain alive?

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Well, he just made a new one.

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Today I became a Wily Beast with Youmu Wolf. I wanna try Marisa Wolf next.

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Howdy there new best girl

Updated Touhoumon when?

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The awoo is strong in this one.

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sneed

Since Reisen has spent her whole life doing nothing but pounding mochi and training to be a soldier, why isn't she fucking jacked?

These newhus are all kinds of cute, especially Urumi and Saki.

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Don’t get hit

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>gitting gud at 2hu a couples months back
>consistently getting deep into lunatic before needing a continue
>stop playing until wbawc
>now can barely 1cc normal
why this

based

Touhous playing Kirby.
>youtu.be/Cs2Td5QyPIQ

I think I actually really like the horsebird, guys.

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You got cocky

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What would an old western-themed Gensokyo be like?

You are ugleeh.

Probably something similar to Jamestown. It's colonial instead of western; close enough.

Is that really the face of a ruthless yakuza boss?

No, but this is.

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>Remilia is King DeDeDe.
What they have in common?

>Meanwhile, at the Gensokyo saloon...
>Locals are spending the night drinking, as usual
>Oni serving drinks and manning the bar
>Prismrivers doing their best to play a tune while Hata dances in a corner
>Hakurei and Moriya shrines gambling their New Year's earnings
>Marisa can be seen counting cards against Cirno and the fairies of light, unaware that the large pile of coins they've bet are kitsune forgeries
>when suddenly the doors slam open
>music stops
>heads turn as boots tread loudly on the floor
>Mokou raises her head
>"Which one of you sons of bitches is hiding Kaguya Houraisan?"
What do?

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For a chicken, she's really strong.

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Which one of the nuhus is the biggest bitch?

ur ugleh

Surprisingly, no-one. It was all a big faction war in hell between beast clans and a self-proclaimed messiah which also hints at a potential bigger event in the future.

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>mobile.twitter.com/jirober98/status/1160600563781791745

Why is her theme GOD TIER?
youtube.com/watch?v=3EVKkCO5UJw

I'm actually enjoying this one much better than the last two, though beating LLK is not a hard thing to do.
But before I draw any conclusions of who to be mad at in a story where plot is hardly relevant, where do the Human spirits in the Animal Hell come from? Are they normal people condemned or are they souls of people that are taken away somehow?
If it's people actually condemned by the Yama to hell then I don't feel that bad about getting punked by a bunch of jumped up Beasts, even though it feels weird that Reimu and the others weren't really upset by being played like a damn fiddle.

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Because real-world experience doesn't actually make you jacked, spending all day wasting time in a gym does, if it did people wouldn't pay for gym memberships, they'd just get jobs involving manual labor and get paid for the privilege of bulking up.

Heavy use of ZUNpet.

Because it has en epic opening.

The faction war was in the animal realm, but in order to reach Gensokyo the animals had to cross Hell, which is currently unguarded due to a power struggle between oni

>Help is on the way!

Her theme and Stage 6's are so good.

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CREATE!

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this is a dumb fucking excuse because (a) manual labor jobs pay like shit and (b) its more comfy to exercise indoors than to bust your ass in the hot sun all day

>All of Kaguyas impossible tasks are now Western themed, and include things like hammering a whole tunnel through a mountain by yourself in one day, lassoing a tornado, a cigarette tree from Big Rock Candy Mountain and so on.

>where do the Human spirits in the Animal Hell come from? Are they normal people condemned or are they souls of people that are taken away somehow?
I'm sure they're normal human souls sent to Hell by Eiki but taken as slaves by the beast clans in the Animal Realm as they're the dominant power in that area. Keiki is a god summoned by the wishes of those enslaved souls who went to the extreme as to wipe out every trace of nature in the Animal Realm after shunning them out.

>even though it feels weird that Reimu and the others weren't really upset by being played like a damn fiddle.
Their emotions were sort of manipulated by the beast spirits possessing them, that's why they were too easy to cooperate with Yachie. Eiki was the one truly interested in the whole incident since she claims those trifles between clans are a common occurrence in the Animal Realm, and because of the power struggles currently happening in Hell she didn't even notice the spirits leaking to the living world.

The human spirits are kept in the "primate spirit garden", my guess is that those are the early homo sapiens, from a time when there was no distinction between animals and humans

>Reimu is now just the sheriff instead of being sheriff/shrine maiden hybrid
>Reimu now uses a gun instead of a gohei
>Everyone also has a gun and shoots magical bullets
>Western theming
>All seasons besides Summer are removed
>Everyone is less of an asshole than usual
>They also drink less
>Flying is replaced by horse back riding
>Most Youkai are based off of Western Mythology, with some Japanese Mythology
>ZUNpets are replaced with ZUNiano
>Clint Eastwood 2hu as one of the protags
>Kappa (or their replacement) name themselves Knights of Cydonia, based off the Muse music video
>Everyone wears cowboy hats
>World has a Lisa feel to it

usual strategy for any 2hu game is to try to never get hit in the first three stages and then spam bombs in the final three.

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>Implying Reimu isn't a Squinty Clint Eastwood type
>Marissa can be John Wayne

Is it that unguarded? The yama sent the chicken to test you

Heh, that image is full of Winn.

Best touhou song coming through
youtu.be/QGtsbqfGvos

I laugh when playing with otter, all my help are cute furry mustelids

So can we all agree that the best fits are
>Reimu Wolf
>Marissa Otter
>Youmu Eagle
?

>Reimu is now just the sheriff instead of being sheriff/shrine maiden hybrid
>Reimu now uses a gun instead of a gohei
>Everyone also has a gun and shoots magical bullets
>Western theming
>All seasons besides Summer are removed
>Everyone is less of an asshole than usual
>They also drink less
>Flying is replaced by horse back riding
>Most Youkai are based off of Western Mythology, with some Japanese Mythology
>ZUNpets are replaced with ZUNiano
>Clint Eastwood 2hu as one of the protags
>Kappa (or their replacement) name themselves Knights of Cydonia, based off the Muse music video
>Everyone wears cowboy hats
>World has a Lisa feel to it

Oh my

>World has a Lisa feel to it
God rest her soul

howdy?

Howdy

Funny enough, Wolf fits everyone because they're almost the same as their usual selves.

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skinwalker touhou when

>The Keiga Family is an organization of beast spirits with excellent leg strength, fangs, and strong bodies
>The Kiketsu Family is an organization of beast spirits that excel at surprise attacks from the ground, the water, darkness, and so on.
>The Gouyoku Alliance is an organization of beast spirits that fight from the air or with overwhelming numbers, from a bird's-eye point of view.
>There's also an unidentified organization of beast spirits who excel in cowardly methods of fighting, such as traps, poisons, parasitism, camouflage, and so on.
Wolf pretty much fits all the MC since they're all straightforward in combat

It's MoF. You can get away with bombing everything

>since they're all straightforward in combat
What the fuck are you smoking you secondary?
Literally every depiction of Reimu in canon unanimously describes her fighting style as floaty and ethereal. Hell, Mamizou even parodies this in one of her cards, turning into Reimu and just sort of floating around the screen absentmindedly while throwing out homing bullets.

I want to put my cock in that chicken.

So does Saki have one or two arms?

Does CP have 4 or 5 fingers on her right hand?

Howdy

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Howdy

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the cracked haniwa best girl

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>tfw can't even avoid getting hit in the first stage

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Except the final spellcard, which is where I keep losing

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Reimu is nicknamed 'The Crimson Slasher' for a reason you know.

I would say it's:
>Reimu Wolf
>Marisa Eagle
>Youmu Otter
Note that each protag is colour coded to their appropriate goast. And Youmu is flat out called wishy-washy in her eagle storyline.
Eagle Marisa is also best shot type.

Yeah, for her personality, by the fanbase.
Doesn't really reflect her playstyle though.

Marisa Eagle is great though, yeah.

Howd YEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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in conclusion my dick hard

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>youmu having anything but small or flat
heresy

possession by a dairy cow spirit

>Reimu is nicknamed 'The Crimson Slasher' for a reason you know.
You aren't a secondary, you are a goddamn quaternary.

so she got possessed after raping the chicken?

I think it contends with Little Princess for the best opening in any final boss theme, it's amazing.

Mussolini or the mafia?

>miko gets to ride her all day

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G'day

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Finally managed to 1cc MoF
Turns out that needles were far better than homing shots

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homing shots are almost always shit

howdy

>DDC homing shots deal more damage than forward shots
What was he thinking?

ohayou

how much would i miss in hm/ulil/aocf story modes if i've only played through ufo? could i read character bios (and sopm for td-hus) and be up to speed with banter/references?

itching for my toho dose, but not up for an stg right now. i remember having a blast with the earlier fighters, so that seems like the fix as long as i'd be able to fully appreciate the silliness.

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Just play ULiL-AoCF. If you like the earlier fighters you will hate HM

Holy shit I love the howdy 2hu, post more

>Reimu A is fantastic, B is pretty bad relatively
>Sakuya A is fantastic, B is worthless outside of scoring
>Marisa A is complete ass, B is busted
DDC was not a well balanced game.

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
THIS IS MY LAST RESORT

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>tfw theme of eastern story starts playing

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Is she the easiest extra boss since Koishi? I literally just one shot extra with 2 spare lives, while it took me 4 tries to 1CC normal. Maybe the beasts mechanic is just too op.

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>Peso's art is godly.
>But he is one of the few artist that actually get angry over scans.
Goddammit, what fucking bad luck, let's pray he doesn't ragequit.

>blimp tits
Nothing of value was lost. I gotta say though, if you make doujins in 2019 and are surprised when someone scans them then you're a dumb motherfucker.

why's that?
if it's gameplay-related then it's probably fine with me since i don't play fighters.

ZUN admitted that this is probably the easiest game in the series

There's no reason not to play through them all for the story. If you don't play fighters then you don't know enough about them to know what to hate, anyway.

he wanted to make a game he could actually beat.

*his 4 year old son

I want footage of ZUN surviving for more than 10 seconds in stage 1.

what to hate in particular, yep. not the genre for me (though if you took the dumbest stuff out of hyper fighting then we'd be getting somewhere).

oh well, suppose i'll just fire it up and see. if i don't understand part of a character arc then i can always put it down until i get around to the later stgs.

Got the full version of this?

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howude

BASED NAPhu
FUCK TRESPASSERS AND FUCK TENGUS

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Don't tell /pol/ or they might start harassing him.

I'm pretty sure that's just japanese society.

tengu propaganda

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But ZUN lives in japanese society and he wrote it.

Hey

Where's the leather club?

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I think this is one of my favourite renditions of marisa's outfit

RULES OF NATURE

belts are underrated.

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Idola Diabolus vs A Pristine Danmaku Hell
which is harder?

Roarless idola I guess.

Wolf still fits Reimu because she's always an asshole

I like the chains and shoes too

>no one else cares about shoes
Moe Harukawa understood.

The only card that has come close to PDH was Hidden Breezy Cherry Blossom

>youkai hunting boots

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The thing that bugs me about her is her weird socks. Not enough artists get socks right. This is very important.

I find Geometric Creature is much more harder

>474930197
SHOOOOEEEEEESSSSS

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for the archives
touhou howdy cowboy thread
fireden's owner is a fag

I don't follow.

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advice for the final spell card of the last boss, the one with the waves of cards: don't use shift

Why is Hata such a meme?

She's autistic........ like me......

howdy

Nice boots.

are her patterns affected by focused mode?

Is that a double entendre?

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Howdy!

So who is the biggest asshole in the game? Reimu or Youmu?

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No more than Rin and Okuu being Satori's "pets" is a double entendre. Which is to say, not in the slightest.

They're both thugs but Reimu is a thug more often so she wins.

Isn't the imbalance in shot types supported by the story setup of the game? The girls' weapons (gohei, magic furnace, knives) are all supercharged to the point they start taking a life of their own, and the girls must decide whether to use them to slaughter the rampaging fairies and lesser youkai while they investigate (A) or to go without (B). ZUN just forgot to make MarisaA good.

>final spell: random-ass kunai spam
wtf ZUN?

The newest ship.

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United by a common enemy

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youtu.be/Ftdxh5BOyHA?t=90

Go back to your /vg/ general

Doesn't make any sense, Yuyuko would eat every single living thing...and not just that.

howdy

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Doesn’t Saku thank you for making Hell competitive again?

by "competitive" she means a place where everyone fights for survival and only the strongest (her clan) rule

CAW CAW

Both Saki and Yatchi are pretty ancap
Yatchie excuses her enslaving human as "well if I fuck up I could be enslaved too nothing personal eh"

What the FUCK is Yuyuko's fucking problem?

Anime is bad for Yea Forums.

good thing i posted video games then

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No anime here.

No anime here, touhou is a 17 game long franchise you fucking newfag

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Open your fucking eyes, retard.

Still anime related, fuck off retard.

>anime

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GOTTA EAT BIG TO GET BIG CMON

IT'S TIME TO LEAVE HUMANITY BEHIND

oh, this shitpost again.

Two blocks down

thanks for being a namefag

I'm gay btw

Touhou has never even had an anime adaption you fucking autist, you mean to tell me that this looks like anime? You're the the same faggot who tries to rile up Reimu fans in smash rosterfag threads, aren't you?

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For me, it's the haniwa

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>slav(e) is gay
k

I honestly respect shitposters who use a name

>touhou gets an official anime
>BUT it's drawn in ZUN's style and there is no voice acting whatsoever
Would you watch it?

That would be absolute kino and a massive pleb filter

Depends on how shitty the animation and writing is. If it's comedically bad, then I'm entirely on board.

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This

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I want an Touhou anime made entirely by ZUN, including the voice acting

Ching Chong nip nong

I bet she doesn’t even have 10 fingers

>huge focus on scenic shots
>different doujin circle brought in to compose for each episode
>different doujin artist storyboards each episode
>ZUN supervises so no one can shove in shitty romance gags or other garbage
would watch

>so no one can shove in shitty romance gags or other garbage
Except for the Marisa/Alice gags, which ZUN himself writes

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like what?
ZUN does shit on alice though, she canonically buys happy dream pills from eirin

>ZUN-produced Cookie

>touhou gets an anime
>ZUN relegates all visual direction to KamS
youtube.com/watch?v=hh-oDu7DGkE

can't wait to mindbreak the newhus in eratohok

He's been dead for years now though?

no it's just that you get wide horizontal sets of cards thrown at you and if you focus you won't be fast enough to dodge all of them repeatedly, you just need to move horizontally unfocused and that will do the trick

touhou has SEVERAL anime adaptations, they just aren't official but doesn't mean they don't exist

hush

I'm way too shit to get to extra stage (just now on normal with all continues I can get to stage 6)
Can someone give me the quick rundown on Rawhide Kobayashi in the OP

>the quick rundown on Rawhide Kobayashi in the OP
Finally an EX boss easier than Nue

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That one time where her and Marisa slept together, and there was that one chapter been in one of the manga that was basically Alice turning into a yandere for Marisa because she thought Patchoulli was cucking her.

that was a fan comic dude
the only canon comic in BAiR is Extra of the Wind
also seriously that IN ending is just supposed to mean that they were tired and alice couldn't be bothered to go home

Don't get eat
Drink otters

>don't get hit
Ah, thanks, didn't try that one.

howdy

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she's on the running for most stupid touhou character. She's almost literally retarded.

World of STR
1.000.000.000 lawfags dead
Hell is kill

Youmu Eagle is bugged in the opposite way MoF MarisaB is.

nigger anything can have (and probably has) an unofficial anime adaptation, that doesn't mean Touhou doesn't belong on Yea Forums.

I'm not even disputing that fact

>now... I’ve lost it

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Howdy

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>I know I can kill

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Good to see Youmu keeping her boss in check.

post more edits

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Anime is the reason Yea Forums exists.

Mokou still exists

>Mokou
>easy
Fuck Fujiyama Volcano

>hakataku
>cow

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>he doesn't know about how alice and marisa keep trying to troll and smug on each other

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Is this red dead redemtion reference?

Assuming she goes to Gensokyo who does she get along with?

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The Taoists
Satorin
Okuu
Yuugi
Suika
Aya

howdy, feller

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>smoking
Yikes

Sanae is smart!

Look at this

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>Anonymous
But is she smart enough to stop Yuyuko from eating everything?

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Don't lewd haniwa

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So, you've got Yea Forums mentally ill, right?
Then a step further is anime mental illness.
THEN, we've got Touhou fags.
Yea Forums->Anime->Touhou
These people are as about as stable as a fucking plastic bottle in a breeze.
tl;dr: based.

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Howdy pardner

What's a fireden?

user...
have you checked that site?

is the bird ok?

What is the consensus on our new Goddess, Keiki?

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How does she react to Clownpiece?

She is the leader of the Wolf Gang, so she definitely would get along with Momiji and Kagerou.

moko's bdsm dungeon

shit

Her art is bold and brash.

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>character clearly wears armor
>artists just draw it like a silk dress
Fucking hell.

>If it's comedically bad,

Pick one studio
>Studio Trigger
>David Production

Who cares
Touhou gods haven't been good since Shinki

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Marisa's new mom

very rude, that's asking for a diving trip with clay-shoes

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Trigger is tragically bad, David production is unironically great

Howdy

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW

Use desu

DEEN

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that looks like he's drawing her wearing a dress instead of armor

The meme potential is huge. If the memes are good, she'll grow on me.

I quite like the stuff getting made with her already

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>hey I know we just beat your ass and blew up all your statues, but want to join us for a tea party?
>"k"
Why

>not being fond of her the moment you saw her ZUN art and her theme started blaring

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Why this specific question? And why this specific art already exists? Is there something I am missing?

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Did you know that despite comprising a mere 0.005% of Gensokyo's human population, shrine maidens are responsible for a 50% of all unprovoked attacks on innocent youkai bystanders? I just thought that was interesting, it's amazing the kind of facts that being a reporter lets you dig up.

>hey I know we just killed your men and humiliated you, but want to shake hands?
>”k”
The tea parties are peace conferences brainlet

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Sod off Aya noone reads your toilet paper.

Clownpiece is formally from hell.

Howdy

>beast niggers find out your weakness of living humans
>decide to find strong living humans as allies
Also she likes humans

But they aren't in hell, they are in the beast realm.

it's next door to hell, but there's no reason anyone from the beast realm would have been in hell before the whole coup thing

I haven't played a 2hu since 10 desires is this one good?

If Yachie is the leader of the Otter gang, and Saki is the leader of the Wolf gang, who is the leader of the Eagle gang?

Yes, this one and 15 are worth playing

This one's average, just play LoLK.

Howdy

This guy, ZUNified

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don henley

Why is she such a jerk?

masked emotion. I like her

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i'd like her bullet patterns but the Spellcard with the falling Haniwa and swords and shit gets me every time

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I think MoF is particularly evil for not letting you unlock the final stage for practice unless you can clear it from the beginning. What I did was that I practised the earlier stages (and the first half of Kanako) until I could reach stage 6 with a comfortable amount of lives, and then I bombed myself through Kanako's last 3 health bars or so.
I should probably have bombed more in MoF than I did, though, but it pained me to have my power drop below 4. The game is honestly not as easy as people claim, since in other Touhou games, you can accumulate bombs on earlier stages.

It is pretty good. The goasts are OP, but it's fun.

Destroy!

MoF is pretty generous with power items to keep the bombs coming

>I think MoF is particularly evil for not letting you unlock the final stage for practice
I think SA is particularly evil for not letting you unlock the final stage for practice. ftfy

Why yes, I AM gonna scroll past without saying howdy, howd'you know?

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Would it be cheating if I used a practice patch for the last boss in SA?

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Yes

yes
okuu isn't even exceptionally hard, it's just that reaching her with a decent amount of lives and your nerves not being a frayed mess is difficult
practice stage 4 and 5 until you can beat them without dying

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it's more important to be drunk
it's what the developer intended

Outer Heaven

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Cute!

Youmu is really good against her and Mayumi because her sword slashes take a lot of them in one go.

Because you're a Weakest Creature, obviously.

Howdy

>howdy, howd'y

You played yourself

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Speaking of the anime, who is the lead artist on memories of phantasm? Any pixiv name or something?

Just read the credits user

youtube.com/watch?v=YlxRyvO2Yek
this is unironically good

youtu.be/-lLRcPgMYJ4

youtu.be/HMRIb8qKIlI

The animation director and character designer is Lunamoon:
pixiv.net/member.php?id=141357

Lunamoon worked on some notable Bones anime such as Eureka Seven and Full Metal Alchemist before interrupting their career for Memories of Phantasm.

But outer heaven was an unused oil platform

Give me the Idolatrize remixes already

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>Full metal alchemist
So thats why I felt familiarized with the artstyle, thanks user

I love this face. Keiki is such a fun last boss.

Keiki is the cutest ZUN drawing yet

>implying that the anime wouldn't be written by ZUN himself, just like the mangas

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I'm not sure if I would go that far, but I can't think of anything cuter right now, so I guess you win?

Chen

This is an edit, she never makes that face ingame

Anybofy knows if those artists have made any lewds?

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Step aside faggot, this is the cutest design ZUN has made

Forgot image

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For me, it’s Shimmy

There hasn't been a single good touhou past the 7th game.

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Even though it’s a edit it’s gotten popular enough for artists to adopt it

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How does it feel like having brain damage, user?

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No, this is

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you’re all wrong

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Why hasn't Ran taught Chen how to clip her nails? Seems pretty basic.

To cause Yukari a minor amount of pain whenever Chen bugs her.

Cats hate having their nails clipped, they need them to do all kind of important stuff, like climbing trees or scratching someone they don't like

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Chen is a good child who doesnt go picking fights

What the FUCK is happening to her left hand???

Aurora borealis

Crystal treatment.

GMOs..

ZUN happened

adamantium

But I thought ZUN was good at art?

Nah

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Oh you.

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Not really

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Someone just called Ran-sama a slut.

panda

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cute ghost

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ZUN has improved overtime but is still a drunkard who only draws these things while hammered.

cute goast

Who would do such a thing?

Judge!

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Yukari-sama

>eiki with tits

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petite breasts are fine

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This was a good doujin. The Sanae-Reimu one was fantastic too.

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Is there a problem here user?

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his futa isnt bad, but the fucking scenes are orgasmic

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Are we trying to set the record for longest lasting thread

Take it easy user

Howdy

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>474941651
Nice bait. Have some ACTUAL anime faggot

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Based

Mirror mirror on the wall
Who is the cutest 2hu of all?

I can hear it. I can hear the miracles.

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>TELL ME HOW CUTE I AM

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for me, it's the brib
I wish I could just choose all of them

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Sakuya. Not Remilia because Remilia is a fucking Hag.

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Aya > Hatate > Okuu

Correct

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what about all the birbs?

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>tengus bow to the cock
>in contact with ZUN
>possesses fantasy nature like abilities
>controls gensokyo with an iron but fair fist

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Utsuho > Kutaka > Mokou > Mystia >>>> SHIT > Aya

This happens in every party scene in ZUN's comics. Usually to Alice.

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H-howdy

Since when was Mokou counted as one of the birds?

phoenix

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> SHIT > Aya
This.

Embodiment of the Phoenix bird
She's still shit tho

Where does Hatate fit into all this?

everybody forgot about hatate, even zun

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Player 2 Aya

Press shift for focused movement

But her paper is way better than Aya's

Already posted

Was it love?

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How often does Mystia's stand turn into a spontaneous battleground? Say, for example, Kaguya would appear at that exact moment, escorted by Eirin and Reisen, because she wanted to go out to eat on that particular night.

Which birb is the most stacked

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why the fuck is this thread still alive

Okuu easily

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It lives by popular demand.

This doesn't look like ethical journalism.

>I'm hungry
then eat something from one of the 8+ tables stacked with food you dumb-dumb.

yuuka looked out of place in that shot too. kanako a bit as well.

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What's your favorite new card Yea Forums?

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that one

kanako

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canako

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Keiki's card just before reinforcements

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shit character

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Suwako is better

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>lolibaba
>used goods
>frog
trash

I'd rather give bkub a Chen anime

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>die to Idola Diablous' third phase because I tried to bomb when powered up right before getting hit by a kunai

That lack of i-frames is really annoying and deceiving.

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>Reimu tears Hell a new one for pulling this stunt
>Moriya Shrine is left intact
explain this

What would the Chen anime be about? What does Chen even do all day?

Kokoro is so cute that she doesn't smile because if she did, her infinite cuteness would destroy the barrier between Gensokyo and the outside world in a second.

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I don't get it.

chen running errands for ran

God this card kicked my ass.

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But doesn't she have a mask that smiles? What's her endgame?

She literally flies to the Moriya Shrine right after and kicks Sanae's ass.
She just proceeds to kick a random youkai's ass because the gods aren't home.

Kokoro is a dangerous girl, she keeps her emotions in check for the good of Gensokyo, the world and reality itself. She's also a very good girl.

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>But doesn't she have a mask that smiles?
Yes, so she doesn't have to.

f[b[

youtube.com/watch?v=QzHu1s8HmRw
Something like this perhaps.

>be human villager
>see advertisement: Festival at the Hakurei Shrine!
>"Hmm, I dunno, that's a long way to walk in the woo-"
>There will be alcohol!
>"Nice!"
>Wait
>Corner of page, it says Hata no Kokoro will be performing Noh as entertainment
Should I be concerned?

Being cute

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>/2hug/

/2hug/

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I want 2hug a 2hu.

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who taught Ran how to swear?

Hello, old friend

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What a boring thread.

It's not boring, it's /comfy/

it's a bkub comic

damn these people work fast

>All the new memes with Saki and Keiki
Yeah, I'm thinking Touhou is back

and mayumi!

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Yukari is best mom

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No go away

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