Fuck Pikachu
>Braindead spammable projectile
>Braindead combo game because every one of his moves comboes into any one of his moves
>Braindead powerful and fast smash attacks that go under the ledge
>Braindead kill confirm that's easy as hell to do off a grab
No wonder only bald people play as this character
CHARACTERS I WANT CUT NEXT GAME (MOST OF THESE SEEM LIKELY AND INEVITABLE)
>puff
>daisy
>ice climbers
>sheik
>Dr mario
>pichu
>young link
>Roy
>chrom
>dark pit
>zss
>snake
>Lucas
>R.O.B
>Toon link
> wft
>Rosalina
>greninja
>DH
>cloud
>Corrin
>Simon
>richter
>incineroar
>plant
>joker
>hero
>banjo
fuck ness fuck cloud fuck hero and fuck swordies
>taking a party game seriously
>cutting puff
s-surley 5th time is the c-charm
but it's fun!
You bet your ass I'm taking this party game seriously.
Has the phrase "party game" ever been uttered in a vidya context that wasn't deriding Smash?
How do I get out of Inceneroar's grab? What do I do when Bowser grabs me? Just mash?
It seems likely and inevitable
What the fuck does Ridley do against projectiles? It's such a stupid fucking matchup. People really thing this is such a super balanced game?
Why can't Ridley players enjoy their character without such stupid fucking flaws? Why are the fucking Belmonts heavier than Ridley? Why can't the flying fucking dragon have a better recovery than a flat chested bimbo with a sword? It makes no fucking sense.
To be fair she wasn't going to make it in Brawl until the last second. Fans speculate that Sonic's late inclusion gave them enough time to implement her.
>YOU RAISE ME UP
lol say hi to scrubquotes on twitter you noob
ALL OF THE CHARACTER I WANT ARE TOO NICHE OR ALREADY GOT ASSIST TROPHY'D
DILLON DESERVED TO GET IN GOD FUCKING DAMN IT WHY DIDN'T YOU RETARDS BUY TLR AND DHB THEY WERE BOTH SO GODDAMN GOOD
hi scrubquotes on twitter.
I understood that reference
Why does Robin suck so badly?
Why is Arcfire beaten out by every other attack when its slow as heck and limited by durability?
Who cares? You have Hero now.
Based
>banjo
You are this guy aren’t you?
That person isn’t the only person on here who wants banjo cut next smash game, faggot
There's literally nothing wrong with braindead/unga characters
Why are people angry about Joker again?
No I want to see rosterfags cry but muh bear wahhhh but dah bear
Fuck those annoying faggots act like a spergtard and get ur way like a spoiled child because they are tired of listening to u
They can't cope that there's no Switch port
Cry some more while they pass you around and pump you full of their putrid ursine semen until it starts streaming out of your tear ducts. You lost, and that is eternal.
Based
Cringe
>Why is Arcfire beaten out by every other attack when its slow as heck and limited by durability?
I've been asking that question for awhile now. It needs to be more durable to balance the drawbacks.
It's been 11 years, when's the next new character?!
never. those 3 are enough.
That didn't stop Fire Emblem, why is it stopping Kirby?!
Please no fighting!
because nobody else in kirby matters enough to get added
>DILLON
Out of all the characters from AT's you picked the furry shitter.
Fuck you, DHB and TLR were fun as fuck. People only call them furry shit because of the weird Mii thing in DHB.
you'll never seethe based roar off the roster.