Annual reminder that no matter how bad things are for you right now, at least you're still not Anthony Burch

Mandatory: youtube.com/watch?v=eB6tqxqwSfU

Wii U. Ant-man was the original Yea Forums cuck.

>tfw

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It's not going really well for me today, and this cheer me up a bit

Thanks for the reminder user

Thanks user. I needed this today.

Thank god

so was he actually just a faggot trapped in a muslim wannabe's body?

I briefly checked and looks like he purged all social media presence. he off the grid. only reliable way of info is from his successful and beautiful sister

Thank you OP.

Everything is going to be alright.

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Thanks OP

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The fuck does he even do these days?

Thanks user, I needed that

Feels good.

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I had 40 injections of botox into my bladder today and I'm still pissing blood, thank G-d I am not Anthony Burch

see

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I kinda just assumed he died or something.

at least your bladder looks 20 years younger

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That's the last thing he's credited for. I'm going to have to miss that one.

you're right user, thanks for the reminder.

I'm glad to be me I just wish I had more money.

I dunno man, I'm a 30 year old autistic pedophile virgin. Pretty sure that beats whatever happened to that guy.

thanks, I needed this

His sister is fine though.

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Anthony Burch is like half the reason cuck is an insult on this board.

looks like a trap to me

$5 says Anthony wishes he was her.

Based I guess

Im fine with traps.

Buuut user....I...I am Anthony Burch.

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plus she has a job and likes to play ttrpgs and board games.

isnt that like a 10 year old image of her

Perhaps? I dunno I just searched for Ashly Burch and I always like the video where she stares at the camera for a few minutes,

Thank you for reminding me user.

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>that year Yea Forums got RNG names for April Fools
>nobody on the entire board got Anthony Burch

I don't know who that guy is (yes yes, newfag) and I'm afraid to ask.

Long story short, you're not him and you should be proud of that fact.

Ashley Burch's failure of a brother

Quick rundown:
>pro LGBBQ+ """"""writer"""""" who injects shitty oldass memes and feminism into Borderlands
>literally printed out and framed a tweet from Anita Sarkeesian when she gave him a compliment
>gets married
>decides he wants an open relationship so he can fool around with other girls
>his wife agrees
>he's a beta bitch so he doesn't get with any other girls
>meanwhile his wife gets hammered by every Chad Thundercock in the city
>she also sets him up on dates with other men so he can explore his "bi" side
>he bitches about all of this on twitter, completely exposing him and his wife's personal life to the world
>gets mocked relentlessly
>his wife can't put up with it anymore
>she divorces him and steals his Wii U

thx

He did the writing for Borderlands 2, if you never played that game then not only are you lucky but it is literally r*ddit the game

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soiii

and thank god for that

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Someone on Yea Forums got his spanish cousin, Antonio Burch

Thanks, OP.

Got my Master’s degree today

Congratulations user, never give up.

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Thank you. I almost did

Why he was so open about his spiraling personal life has always been the biggest wtf to me.

Did he think he'd garner support or sympathy from showing the world what a literal cuck he was?

Also, everyone also seems to gloss over the fact that this was his wife. I'm not usually one to mock anyone's appearance... but this overweight, man-ish, woman with the personality of a rock... was the one to leave him.

This woman, this 14 year old boy looking woman, felt that SHE was too good for Anthony fucking Burch. Let that sink in. She also stole his wii-u, which honestly, she deserves for putting up with his bullshit.

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>lived with his sister for years
>probably saw her naked at some occasions
>is able to fap to this memory

i wish i was this guy tbqh

Wait, that's not Benedict Cumberbatch wearing a wig?