Play Heroes of the Storm

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP TOOT SQUEAK

I am playing right now. Alarak is my boy.

I wish I was a girl in a sundown drawing

come over here, brain!

goddamn shame that hots sucks too !

Sunny is the GOAT.

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God I wish that was me

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Maybe someday.

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that's a big butt.

Hopefully really soon..

Well, are you doing the necessary workouts / eating the right foods to build goddess thighs and a booty built for smothering?

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I want to smell that so bad bros.

Only if they add torjborn, then I'll play.

>actually fapping to anything that isn't the most depraved hentai doujins
I like my big titty everywhere, but if you think anyone actually faps to it instead of just enjoying it you're retarded.

Dilate

For me it's facesitting, the best fetish

no, i'm not, where should I start?

drink lots of cum

wish he did loli stuff more often

Lunges, hip abductions, and squats are the big ones. Low weight with a lot of reps tones, while high weight with a short amount of reps builds. Red meat is also great for building, while white meat / fish is better for toning. You want to focus on one or the other depending on your body type. If you're already thick, you might just want to try toning. If you're on the skinny side, try building. If you're already on the thick side and want to become breakin' dick thick, then do building stuff. Diet is good if you wanna lose weight, but you really don't need to if you want gains. A high calorie diet can actually help if you're losing a lot of calories from big lifts, anyway. Remember to shave the booty and thighs frequently, as well, and moisturize with lotion. And remember that it's all useless if you're not riding cock, so make sure you're putting it to use.

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>not facefarting
gay

>no personal trainer user to build you a fat ass so you can

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>wanting to fart in other people's faces instead of inhaling some prime braps yourself
NGMI

Thank you user, I'll save this for helping me.

Okay, Yea Forums I'm playing it and it's the most braindead MOBA I've ever played. I like how it's a Blizzard crossover, but it takes too much grind to get the characters I want. I just wanted the Starcraft and Diablo ones

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>not wanting to smother someone with your gassy butt and making them drown in pleasure while you grind into their face

Cursed genre, no matter how good hots or any other moba was it could never put a dent in the big 2

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Post discord

They do that to trick lazy people into spending money. It's a FTP after all, they need something to get back the money Blizz wasted trying to rush out the Esports before the game was ready for it.

Smite kinda carved out something for itself
also RIP Paragon you deserved better than being shut down to become Fortnite servers

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Low t.

Paragon did it to themselves when they half assed the gameplay revamp where they annoyed most of the mobafags but didn't go far enough to actually attract the shooter fans

but what about the Lost Vikings?

I don't have an inflation fetish, because it looks stupid af

I vastly preferred the newer powerup system but holy shit the fucking nerf the jungle got. And I wasn't a big fan of the new map layout either. At least it was better than 'lol this team has Twinblast and wins automatically' days.

still there was a lot of fun to be had, playing as Revenant was fun as fuck.

It's the opposite

What's it like having no testosterone at all?

whats it like being addicted to porn

Post some good art first

I didn't notice that it was a shitty edit, my bad.

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I don't disagree with doing it, but they didn't take it far enough and ended up not really satisfying anyone. I think if they went full on action like Paladins it would have been a sleeper hit, at least on consoles since it was still a niche that needed to be filled since Overwatch is clearly never meant to be played with a controller and Paladins hadn't been ported yet.

you receive your ideology through memes. you are pathetic!

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Jungle needed the nerf. one full level jungle mob was worth like 8 waves of minions, you could get to max level in about 4 minutes.

Is it bad that I'm actually into this kind of stuff?

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That's just a shitty Meepo

I wasn't until I had a fat ex-coworker sit on my face. I haven't been the same. Highly recommended.

Low test, low test. Can't handle a real woman. Wow, loser.

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my posts about wanting to do it to someone were serious

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he's done it before?

based

God, I want to suck her cock.

No I am too. too bad my girlfriend never farts.

>/fit/izen has a trap fetish
>becomes a personal trainer for a big-hipped guy who also wants a chad body to finally score
>bamboozles him into following this diet, doing thickening exercises and shaving body hair to “make the muscles more visible”
>gifts him a revealing gym suit but the guy starts to understand what’s happening, throws a fit and goes home
>next week comes to the gym wearing it, after the training session gets banged in the locker room by the /fit/izen
>becomes his sporty gf (male)

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This should not be making me diamonds, but it is. More.

edit the butt to ahve cum on it

This didn't happen but I wish it did

>Ora, ora - you staring at us, little man?

>embarassed expression
>doing lewd things/wearing slutty clothes despite it
>impossibly thick

God the only thing I wish Sundown did was make them fatter.

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I want to punt that cunt.

do not respond, report and move on to girls with nice big ass

yeah he does it like once or twice a year and it's fantastic.
I'd say he's like the western Yokkora, Yokkora is known for THICC women but sometimes does amazing loli stuff

Pretty great, all but one relationship I had found porn repulsive.

It all started when I was around 13 years old.
> family get together with friends
> me and kids my age all play hide and seek around the yard/house
>I hid in the shower with the curtain covering me
>my mom's friend who is severely attractive use the toilet
> all I could hear was the waves of braps and plops due to her ibs
>I ended up winning the game by default because nobody could find me for 30 minutes
> I was stuck in the bathroom dealing with her orchestra tier shits/grunts
> by the time I finally left, my grandfather figured it out and asked what I was doing in their.
>told him hid n seek and he straight up laughed and told me "hopefully this doesn't make you gay"

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nice
also based granpapi

based grandpa. good thing she was attractive.

You will never be women. You will always have masculine bodies.

GET BACK TO TWERK

Eh, I've been itching to get back into it for a bit, but I got other stuff I wanna play more unless there's some new content to lure me back. They added any new characters since that whole 'slowed down development announcement?

how do i get a gf with a butt that large?

That's hot. I want to be a girl and get watched/heard pooping.

You make one yourself by fattening them up.

i would love to get this chance

Make sure they exercise as well so they don't just get chubby. Lots of squats too.

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Pump it.

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what do her farts smell like?

Very cool! I'm going to play your dying game because you posted porn because I'm a gamer!

I hate having this fetish and also scat. I want to die.

you know it all resets after 4 days of no fapping?

Pft, just embrace it dude. I love that I like this shit.
Not into smearing myself though. I don't like the poop, I like the ideas involved with the poop. Smearing just grosses me out.

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Incels and SJW's both get angry at anything erotic nowadays. Talk 'bout the bell curve.

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DOB

semen and unwashed ass

based

LONDON

Stop corrupting young men into ruining their bodies, you fucking trannies

>girl fighting type gym leader
>she's a heavyweight sumo champion

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I'm probably older than you, and I'm listening to his advice.

When will they make more LiLi content?

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>workout routine ideas to naturally develop the shape of your body how you want it
VS.
>clinical chemical castration

I quit for Qhira launch but it's even more fun to cuck the shit out of her then BM hard.

Reminds me of that one big booty trap on Pornhub with a brap fetish

She's brewing a storm if you catch my drift.

Thanks user, I've been trying to build my ass even more to reach that peak thicc figure and this is immensely helpful.

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Those pubes are godly

God I love sumo girls.

A fellow of rare and excellent taste.
>WG/fat + girl wrestling = gold
It's exceptionally hard to find real, good pics of them, though I find a few of the stances and poses on skinnier girls in pics.

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Good luck, boys. Remember to share the booty. Sit on some boy's face and ride some cock. It literally means nothing if you're not working it.

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Thank you again user!

>fat and muscular
It really is the best of both worlds.

I've been sharing pics for someone before, and I'm looking forward to showing them my thighs and booty are growing even bigger.

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No problem, user.
It's been a while since I've personally sent booty pics, but it's a lot of fun once you learn the posing / camera angle tricks.

I just want a girl to sit on my face and jerk me off

I have a long way to go to figuring out good camera tricks and posing, I can't line myself up in a way that I'm satisfied with when hands off the lens. But I've been lewdposting back and forth with a girl I know, and she deserves some back no matter how they look.

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Definitely hard to find good sumo girls, any suggestions for artists or just more in general?

You're a guy I assume? How does the girl enjoy the thicc man butt?

I've always heard men should avoid squats cause its gives you a womans ass. After asking some female friends they enthusiastically told me that big man butt is one of the hottest things for them, so I'm thinking I should go for it.

If the image of the word sumo was any different, I don't think it would be as niche as it is. Who wouldn't love their women to be bulging fertility goddesses with the strength to carry herself with poise?

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Sorry user I’m gonna see you as a LARPer unless we get some proof of your thicc claims. Or a discord.

If I'm not taking them actually holding the phone, I use a stuff to prop my phone up in interesting ways and just set it to take the picture on a timer so I can pose. Also, half of a good booty pic is the lower back arch, so try and master that.
I've had three different women request booty pics from me. I went to school with all of them, so they already knew I was "well endowed" with booty. Boys would mention it - and occasionally slap it - in the locker room, and all my girl friends would talk about it jokingly. They all love it. Practically every girl friend I have has told me that a man's ass is one of the most important things in the physique. If you wanna join the club, I made this post .

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I always have my best panties, socks, and tights on, so really, I'd love a thick girl butt to flaunt, it would be hot as fuck. She's always egging me on for more as much as I do to her, so she takes it pretty positively for having done little exercise in that department before now.

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ask bolvar?

ALL BRAPHOGS OUT ! O U T

wwhat a weird thread.

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Whelp, I was already starting to workout anyway. Time to get thicc.

>off model

>The strength and size to hold you tightly against her
>The softness to make it comfortable and loving
Truly the perfect woman.

>methanebrain thread

>Yea Forums hates thicc women
Really shows that this board has been raided by homos and pedos.

Ladies love the booty too. Ass is universal, gender and sexual orientation are irrelevant.

>Sundown
FUUUUCKKK

Definitely do it! It's fun once you start to see results, and everyone will appreciate it. And I mean everyone.

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>pedos
There are such a thing as thicc lolis I'll have you know. Ever heard of baby fat?

Why should I?

>And is constantly growing herself bigger for better performance.
>She could squeeze the wind out of you easily, but knows how to handle you with tender care, sinking into her flab

>constantly growing herself bigger

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Any chance of a pic for demonstration purposes?

its top down so whats the point? can i zoom in on her ass?

Why? So blizz can make more badass(tm) original character donut steels for their supposed fan service game?

I'm a big hipped guy with a massive ass where do I find a chad /fit/zen?

Is it possible for a male to get an ass like this?!
I have some really wide hips but flabby ass ._.

I've only sent them to really close friends who've requested them. I know this probably makes me sound like a larper, but you'll just have to take my word for it. Sorry, user.

Someone tell this faggot to learn how to draw

Just read the thread to find your answer.

See my post. You can build up the booty, but hips is something that you can only get naturally (or with surgery). You can't get that through diet and exercise. If you actually have wide hips, you could be curvy and thick as all get-out if you really wanted to be, because booty and thighs can just be "grown" with work.

It's alright, just wanted a bit of inspiration, that's all. Your posts have been titillating as hell, since I've always wanted a big butt myself...

[Stock sound effect of a ketchup bottle being squeezed out when it's almost empty]

>thread about vidya
>endless shitposting, discussion impossible

>thread about butts
>anons start talking about their butts and giving advice on how to achieve a big ass
>also some gay shit and porn

Never change v

I dunno, the type of man who unironcally goes into gay shit is probably a weak man you'd want out of your community.

Methanebrain...I rike it

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Ok fuck I’m so into having a big fuckable butt I’ll start doing this. But also the other problem is my butt skin is really bad and filled with stretch marks and skin discoloring I’m thinking about bleaching it desu

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S-source

Like I said, it's fun once you start doing it. If you work out maybe four times a week, with stairs and cardio maybe two or three days a week, you should start noticing gains in maybe two weeks? And strength in about one week, if you want more leg strength. I just did it for the aesthetics and because a couple of my friends kept talking about how much they loved my ass. I also mentioned earlier that hips can't really be changed; if you're blessed with hips, then you should absolutely go for it. That's how you get curvy.

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You deserve to get shot

>Farm girl
>Big ass
Good taste my fellow man.

Do it, user. If you've got hips, you're already primed for curves. And I can't speak for the guys and gals you'll be using the booty on, but stuff like cellulite / stretch marks / spots is honestly kinda hot to me.

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Wait a minute.
Are you trying to associate asses with gay shit?
Do you have something against asses?

More.

Yokkora's not a fucking idiot who trolls his fans

I've always felt like I've had big hips for a guy, so maybe this advice might be really good for me. I'll keep your words close to my heart.

>Average HOTS player
Both of them will die before their time

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O-ok user. I honestly already have some friends thirsting over me for having wide hips slim waist and thick thighs. I’ve worked on my ass on and off a couple of months ago and I noticed a big difference but it’s still not as perfect as I want it to be. All this talk about butts have certainly gave me some motivation. Thanks.

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More what?

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low test

lazei

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Belly

Preferably sumo girls if you've got them, its given me a new kink.

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>toning
>different meats have different effects
>no CICO
>no diddlies
Never gonna make it.

Cheers, user.
I've had boys thirsting over me since the high school locker room, honestly. One of the side effects of thickness. I hope I've motivated you; the world needs more thick ass.

I'm not an expert, but this is just what I personally do. It's given me everything I've wanted, so why would I change it?

Belly is best. It's hard to find decent looking pics that are specifically sumo girls, let alone ones that are clean enough for Yea Forums. Like I've said, it's rare. You can take this though, I love it a lot. deviantart.com/borin23/art/A-Sumo-Match-Between-Princesses-609143257

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thanks again for the motivation
Btw do you have discord?!!

I don't, actually. Sorry!

>Brapniggers
Why cant u faggots stay in /d/

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Swole at any sex.

Keep spreading the good advice user. Taking care of your body never backfires.

>tfw want to be a thiccazon

You could have better results if you educated yourself more and you'd be in a better position to give advice to others rather than helping spread misinformation. Most of your advice wasn't too bad, but the whole "toning" thing is pretty egregious and you don't seem to have that much of an understanding of how to actually affect body composition in a consistent controllable way.

Like I said, that's the advice that I've followed. Low weight with lots of reps has never given me a ton of gains, but its kept me strong and my skin has stayed tight / not flabby. The whole red meat thing was something I heard a while ago and might not be entirely accurate, I will admit.
I'm self-taught and I work out at home, though. And both my girl and guy friends have said my ass is amazing, so it's gotta be working in some way.

Because we exist here too

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He has a couple other sumo girl stories too if you search for it in his gallery.

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>that voiced doujin
Nice

The flabbiness of your skin is entirely dictated by body fat percentage and has nothing to do with rep ranges, the red meat thing is completely untrue. If you consume more calories than you are burning (both through exercise and maintenance) you will gain weight. If you consume fewer calories than you are burning you will lose weight.
The effect of rep ranges is more a matter of strength vs hypertrophy (focus on size rather than strength) but is honestly not a huge deal. If you're eating enough calories and protein then you will make gains in whatever muscle groups you train, especially if you progressively increase weight as you get bigger/stronger.
What people usually think of as "toned" is just low body fat and not very much muscle.
Not saying your training isn't working, but that doesn't mean it can't improve. Add deadlifts and kettlebell swings for juicy posterior gains.
>t. /fit/

I'm fine with admitting I was wrong. I don't really look anything up, so I've just been doing the same thing forever that's been "working". But I'll definitely do what you said.
Cheers, user!

No worries, and godspeed. Just remember that what you do in the kitchen has more of an impact on what you do in the gym.

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Absolutely true, and the entire genera would have benefited from characters like that from the beginning, but now the average moba player has an IQ so low that they are physically incapable of playing anything that isn't a thoughtless tank, defensive support, crowd controller, or dps with gap closer, meaning characters like that are basically unplayable

What's the current meta like?

Decent, desu. New Girl is broken but that's about it.

I've never eaten all that amazingly, and I've still turned out alright. I still have some cellulite around my ass and thighs, but they're just really thick, and that's what she likes. I don't wanna change my diet TOO much, because I don't wanna lose my thickness. I mostly just eat red meat and rice with some desserts every once in a while.

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>tfw very wide guitar hips
>this thread is making me feel all sorts of turned on thinking about becoming more toned but keeping the figure

Porn advertisement memes really went downhill since Brazzers.

So how do you lower body fat without building excess muscle? Cardio?

Watch WC3: Reforged (True)
youtube.com/watch?v=zFtBoUMx--Q

more like brapple jack eheheh

This fucking guy.

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I wish you were dangling from a tree.

I wanna FUCK that cowgirl

I don’t even care if it’s *supposed* to be MLP - I love southern cowgirl shit and his stuff just does it to me

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Kip is 10/10

>bullying people with her fat
This makes the penis, the big penis

why is this thread still up

Because you bumped it

Because you want to see more just as much as anyone else.

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>not knowing what sage is
you have to go back

More, please.

imagine the farts

For such a nice question, absolutely.

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More fat butt, in particular? It’s my weakness.

There might be some more of that.

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Hit me with more, if you would.

>boob threads on Yea Forums are always good
>ass threads on Yea Forums are always destined to be terrible
haha poo poo fart

>haha poo poo fart

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But of course.

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I’m seriously considering jacking off. Keep posting.

Ignore that other user, all you need is squats and GOMAD

Why only consider?

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That picture is hot as shit. If I get my dick out, you’d better keep posting for a bit.

Alright then user, doing it special.

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Don’t let up.

>gigantic asses not on obese blobs
thank you, please continue. I'm not one to cry that other people like things, but that other stuff just wasn't for me.

I appreciate his work conceptually but he needs to work on his anatomy

>tfw no fit bf to take me to the gym and trains my butt and thighs and rewards me with his cummies afterwards

No worry then.
That's totally fair, nothing wrong with a preference. Fucking love proportions like these, and the ratio of ass or tits to body is important.

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One or two more should do it.

One mississippi

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Fuckkk. Give me a couple more, actually.

Based. When will niggerbrains learn.

This river goes even farther then.

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>csr
Erection killed

Remember when Yea Forums was about video games

Yeah, I'm a BBW fan as well but I dunno. Shit has to be a bit specific when it really gets fatter.

user you HAVE to show us the cum after all this hard work to get it out of you!!!

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It’s getting late. One more really good one and I’ll wrap up.

>hots player
>also a tranny/trap faggot
Woah, didn't see this coming.

Grandia 2?

Fucking faggots always trying to go be faggots on discord god fellate a gun

I would give anything to be in that position, fuck my brain is broken

Same here, meat that just flops down like a curtain is kinda bad, needs to have some more pass and volume, which is why I like the sumo girls so much.
Last one to finish up then.

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You want me to be a faggot on Yea Forums?

Thanks, based user.

For another lover of big huge asses, it's no worry.

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>growth academy will never have shiori cg scenes

Whenever he finishes my commission

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