Things you can say about your game but not your girlfriend

Things you can say about your game but not your girlfriend

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It doesn't exist.

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I can't beat it.

based whose line thread

Refunded after buying, didn't look as good as I thought.

It blows me.

Doesn’t have a dick

I've been trying to beat it within ten minutes.

I have one.

This one is too hard.

4 of us can do it at once

Difficult, but awesome and totally worth it

The more I play with it, the harder it gets

I enjoy the time I spend with it

Bought it for twenty euro

Take it out, blow on it a bit, and stick it back it. That should fix it.

Very intelligent and deep.

Aw, it won't turn on

I won’t accept microtransactions.

Second jobs of famous videogame protagonists

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Mario as a plumber. Oh wait...

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It's exclusive

Can't wait for the next one!

It sucks

It's almost ten years old!

Sonic as an emotional support animal

This used to be tighter, what happened?

I wanna better body mod.

I went looking for reviews online before trying it out myself

The visuals are great but the voice work is terrible!

Let's turn the volume setting down

I'm happy I got the Special Edition!

Cloud Strife as a delivery man.
it's funny because it's canon

I was 10 the last time i played it. Now 15 years later i decided to try it again and i love it!

I'm getting the new one, the last one doesn't hold up anymore with all the time.

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10 years old and still runs great!

everything seems like it was designed by a monkey it's a bloody mess

I love playing 3 players co-op with my bros!

Belly dancer

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It takes me 30 hours to beat it.

>his gf refuses a 4way

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In his free time, Sniper is the stand-in for the protagonist in many hidden object games. He has a lot of experience with point n' clicks.

It was worth the price I paid for it
It is fun in bed
It's easy

stop making this thread

Good thing there’s a manual

The moans and grunts are real

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"That microgame maker used to be a treasure hunter! No way!"

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Nice