The absolute STATE of the PS5

They hired the guy who made this

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This is the mandatory castration device that comes with the PS5

Imagine thinking it'll cost fucking six hundred dollars. Probably 400, MAYBE 500. They know people wouldn't buy it if it went over 500

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do you want the same boring ass minimalist design for every dumb electronic device for the next 1000 years?
because i dont, i want curves and stuff again.
this could be cool

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bruuuuuuuhh
atleast this one looks functional

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They combined the PS3 boomerang and the PSP UMD launcher into one. They call it... the PlayStation 5.

So you can fornicate the fucking PS5?

>has box in its name
>makes it a sphere

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ALL NEW CONSOLES MUST BE BLACK CUBES, THE MANDATE WAS SENT DOWN

now do one with a black guy

are we sure this isn't just a classroom projector?

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>ps5
>shaped like a V
kino if true

It might be real and a Projector rather then a game console, i know that has actually been fadding for a few years as a TV alternative.

its upside down

i got a projector vibe from it too, but also a place to rest your balls/pee

Finally somewhere I can wedge my onaholes to fuck properly.

>Fucktard Reddit is that way====

somebody post the "HOLE TECHNOLOGY" webm.

I guess that's just a devkit, user

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SONY HIRE THIS MAN

looks like a sewing machine

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fake and gay

>PS5 games come on flash cards instead of Blurays that only have half the games data
Based

holy based

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PS3 says hello.
Sony was so cocky after PS2 that they packed the PS3 full of expensive, almost useless stuff, like a Blu-ray drive and cell processor, and then expected people to gobble it up for 600$. Updated for inflation, that's around 750$ current. No one could develop games for the cell processor for years.
If the PS5 specs are true, with 8K 120FPS raytracing shit, then it's 800$, minimum. Sonys' rhetoric about the PS5 being a "Machine made for pro gamers" is a huge warning sign of a high price tag. They're cocky again, and they'll be put in their place again. PS3 barely surpassed X360; PS5 won't even touch the X-Scarlett at this rate.

>If the PS5 specs are true, with 8K 120FPS raytracing shit, then it's 800$, minimum
Not necessarily. Sony buys bulk and gets mad discounts. Secondly, parts get cheaper rapidly which is why slim versions co.e out 2-3 years later. Lastly, consoles are usually sold at a loss anyway.

based

>800$, minimum.
For burgers maybe, not all of us having trade wars with china.

>blu ray drive
>Useless

You know how the PS4, and especially the PS3, have had problems with inadequate cooling systems?
Fear no more, the PS5 IS a cooling system, which also happens to play discs

...and the discs are also cooling systems.

It's regular for development kits to look fucking stupid. Just look at the PS4 dev kit. This could be the PS5 dev kit.

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Gamedev here. It's a dev kit. We have one in the studio.

would buy

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It actually scared a few of us here when we turned on our PS5 devkit and it sounded like a five cylinder engine as well.