Which game has the hardest choice ever?

heretic

Stop making anime threads on Yea Forums. Especially ones that are carbon copies of threads already going on over at Yea Forums.

this.
Rei actually has personality and speaks for herself.
Asuka is nothing but a walking bitch-a-phone.
Misato is a drunkard for retarded hipsters.

>not going for the purest and nicest

Attached: download (5).jpg (226x223, 9K)

Has this anime aged well?

...

strawpoll.com/ps1ez3p6

lets just get this over with.

Asuka

have you aged poorly? then yes

Yes, but its hard to discuss, and the ending actually needs to be explained.

Its a lot more obvious in the movie, but the show ending isn't bad.
Do not watch any movies besides End of Evangellion after watching the series.

Bioshock.

Attached: gendo.png (364x139, 75K)

It's ok user I understand your opinion.

Attached: alphonse.jpg (966x518, 134K)

Why stop now?
Keep the fun going

Misato. It's Misato.

i feel like a brainlet for not understanding most of the plot and the entire fucking ending. i like evangelion but i can't really say i am a true fan of it.

I hope you're just trying to be contrarian, otherwise kill yourself.

>Yes, but its hard to discuss, and the ending actually needs to be explained

Does it really? It isn't that complicated to follow. Narration and dialogue explain it clearly. Just because it goes far up its own ass a little by wildly changing arstyles and repeating scenes several times in a row doesn't mean it's incomprehensible

strawpoll.com/42ry24da

Yes, but discourse over it has never been worse

>Asuka is a whiny bitch
>Rei is a robot
Misato.

The entire theme is connection and human evolution by connecting everyone. Main character is afraid of the simplest connection with one other person. Everyone else is bad at communicating.
Angels are basically a test for humanity to work together. Humanity fails, gets koolaided, and get one last test with Asuka and Shinji. If they can't connect, humanity is doomed.

I cant waifu either, but i like Asuka more, as a character.
She is more interesting, and her chemestry with shinji is better, which is expected, as most of Rei's character arc is a major spoiler

Those two bitches are havin great ass on my dick, fuck it feels so good

Attached: king-dedede-kirby-right-back-at-ya-98.6.jpg (210x240, 16K)

>she's even called Mari
lmao, holy shit

>Rei is a robot

Only Rei 4 is a robot.
The Rei most people refer to is very emotional.

Asuka was tolerable levels of whiny until the mind rape and getting abandoned by everyone. After that it's not really her fault.

>Rei 4
user?

The narration and dialogue definitely do not explain almost any of this shit.

Attached: evangelionstory.png (657x3213, 326K)

The big tittied one in the (fanfiction) movies.

There's only one thing that's hard in this circumstance and it's not the choice.

Attached: 1547910893754.png (255x291, 132K)

this is basically anything japanese ever.

Some people call Rei Q as 4

Which part of it had a hard decision?
Honestly played through the game like a breeze on X360 and PC.

>wah wah why dont u like these snot-nosed brats?
Misato is the best one. Why do you fucking think her hair is purple? She is the best of both Asuka and Rei.
Rei is an emotionless tampon that doesn't care about herself or others.
Asuka is a whiny, proud bitch that would rather die before communicating her feelings. Misato is a mature woman that knows what she wants, and knows what lies in the hearts of men. She is capable, yet she needs a little tenderness, a little understanding - she needs a little bit of me.

heretic would be a complement

Attached: delet this.jpg (750x926, 168K)

Bullshit. Evangelion isn't what I'd call "deep", but it is more complex than your average Japanese media of any genre with more unexplained plot.
Whether you consider Evangelion great or not, you can't deny that it is unlike anything else.

Ritsuko, you bunch of faggots.

Attached: kaji.png (400x300, 143K)

yeah, the penguin.

no

why not both ?

Attached: hmmmmmmmmmm.gif (250x231, 875K)

>Traps and Females in the same sentence

You're talking about fe(males) aren't you user? Fuck that gay shit.

Attached: revealed.jpg (490x700, 184K)

based

Attached: 1563141629608.png (640x480, 184K)

Kaworu is the only option.

Rei Q is probably more like Rei 500-something, its implied Gendo deployed a ton of them.

We get it, user, you like sloppy seconds.

I don't remember any version of Rei being emotional.
Her standards are too ridiculous and she goes in roundabout ways to get attention instead of being direct. Too high maintenance.

What is the Rei vs Asuka of Yea Forums?

Attached: 1563834299442.jpg (640x477, 56K)

which one

The most retarded console war you can think of

wait, do people like rei? LMAO

Every time. Every goddamed time. You faggots always fixate on the LEAST important things (the in-universe bullshit) and gloss over the important shit.

console wars

Maya gang

It's more that they fucking hate Asuka.

Misato best girl.

You mean the easiest choice ever

Attached: 1483514056860.png (517x437, 477K)

Gendo is also dead and wasn't taken into Instrumentality as a last middle finger from Rei.

Tifa vs. Aerith

>Important shit
Like what

Themes.

This.

Tifa wins by a landslide, just like Asuka

You mean cucks. Misato is used goods.

Attached: 1563564298775.png (500x621, 244K)

I was a Reifag for the first half of the series but quickly became a Asukachad in the second half. I feel like I'd like Rei more but she kind of falls off near the end there, especially after she "dies".

Attached: 1537143254624.jpg (912x785, 361K)

Wouldn't it be nice if some stranger came out of no where and unconditionally loved you?

Attached: source (1).gif (500x375, 173K)

Yeah she gets sidelined a bit. Asuka's character arc on the other hand was fantastically executed.

No that would be pretty gay and unnerving.

Attached: 1564750279352.gif (687x480, 1006K)

picking kratos or zelos in tales of symphonia

just kidding, zelos is the obvious choice
just like asuka

Attached: moot's legacy.jpg (720x776, 177K)

>Shinji and Asuka's kid from EoE timeline

>The choice is obvious
Agreed, it’s Yui

Attached: 21CCD06A-A1D6-4C08-921E-6B0B200B8D12.jpg (257x196, 8K)

yes it is

Attached: 21bbd9788ef16bcac8df9b0a637527eeb1301aad.jpg (589x800, 233K)

A gentleman and a baller scholar.

More like Tifa vs. Yuffie

3rd Act.
>Kill 3 of your party members.
>Cut off your daughter's nipple.

Attached: Logo.jpg (857x482, 17K)

Attached: asuka.gif (500x250, 968K)

>has sex with everyone but you choice

>the nipple bit has no practical effect and is the canon choice anyway
ez choice tbqh

yeah thats hot as fuck

NGE is overrated, don't understand how the autistic waifu war is still a thing

>>everyone else in this thread
the choice is that there isn't a choice, you require both of them. They are "opposites" like yin and yang, necessarily kept together. Just look at the hair/eye color swaps. Their character developments (Asuka starts as an independent girl but dies fighting for a group ideal, perhaps even the wrong one... Rei starts as a doll for the group but eventually makes her own decisions).

They are the same character told in two different ways at the same time.

Attached: too intelligent tetrahedron.png (500x590, 19K)

kaworu

Not this game OP. It's clearly Misato

Attached: best_girl.jpg (240x240, 23K)

It's Asuka

Attached: 37aa001556356.jpg (687x941, 91K)

>I don't remember any version of Rei being emotional.
>slaps shinji because he insults gendi
>no dude, shes emotionless XD

Attached: you-sir-are-a-swine-and-you-aint-mah-nigga-33304620.png (500x522, 164K)

Shinji

>Evangelion
easy way to make flies flying when you poke shit with the stick op

Attached: motherfucker.png (854x480, 397K)

Objective correct answer is Kaworu
Perfect choice is Shinji ends alone

I fapped to more Asuka doujins if that counts

Both. With each other.

Lets say Shinji was the victim of a brutal rape. How would the ladies of Eva react?

This argument is bigger than the series itself, its bigger than the character themselves. It a fight between the two vulnerable female archetypes men love to protect.

Depends which one of them raped him.

Who said it was one of them?

What kind of sexless virgin would ever, EVER pick Rei? Name one personality trait of hers. Just fucking one. You can't She has no personality. She is literally nothing. If you've ever had a gf before you know how absolutely worthless this type of person is after the sex gets boring.

100% chances Asuka was going to snap one day and just rape Shinji

Because no one else has the motive.

Its gonna be one of them.
Misato already tongue rapes his mouth.

It's been at least a couple years since I watched Eva.

I think this is the problem with a lot of people.
Rei was very opinionated but thought with her r

Misato was clearly best girl and the only thing she ever needed was a reliable man who wouldn't just randomly vanish

>asuka vs rei
>hard choice

Attached: 1543496642917.png (1514x1756, 1.65M)

neon genesis evangelion proper adult game like summertime saga fucking when?

When you make it user.

Attached: 15319235_375969072741111_8313136316532388040_n.jpg (642x960, 58K)

>Asuka starts as an independent girl but dies fighting for a group ideal
This is highly debatable

I agree, normals have the worst taste in everything.

I choose watching BRAINPOWERD instead

Attached: evaclones.jpg (3099x1800, 1.46M)

SS is fucking shit though.

This isn’t a hard choice. What would Buddy want?

>user WHAT THE FUCK WHY DIDN’T YOU DO THE GODDAMN DISHES I WANT A DIVORCE

Attached: Mad Asuka.jpg (599x780, 76K)

>The second worst Tomino work
Eh, at least it's not fucking Garzey's Wing.

>neon genesis evangelion proper adult game like 4 elements trainer fucking when?
Fixed it for you user.

>>like 4 elements trainer fucking when?
Based and redpilled. Set it in the SoL alternate reality from episode 26 and you're golden

the steam dashboard.

Fun fact the songs shinji plays, 25 and 26 are "You are the only one" and "Blue legend" from "Lilia from Ys", an album from the Ys series and tge singer is Kotono Mitsuishi, Misato's voice actor.

Attached: 14520343_339985116339507_7663221170758420677_n.jpg (800x800, 88K)

youtube.com/watch?v=yzvIn0mdXtY tfw you will never be this devoted to anything.

oneshot

I want to fuck them both in the ass.

Attached: EB5bQxTU4AArnh8.jpg (1000x1000, 150K)

Tard boy.

The hardest choice for me in any game was having to choose to Arcadia bay or Chloe in Life is Strange. She was such a good friend. Plus I was in lesbians with her lol.

Attached: 1566082029397.png (976x946, 954K)

Attached: asukass.jpg (120x273, 7K)

pathetic thread

Attached: 1444964734263.png (566x590, 219K)

Yui

ah, so cute!

I never understood this dilemma.
Rei and Asuka are both horrible choices but Rei is the better of the two.

Rei is more attractive, neither of them are appealing as women.

REAL and EXPERIENCED men always go for the best girl
Hikari

assuka

Super Metroid or Metroid Prime.

The answer is class prez.

you just know......

Attached: you just know.jpg (474x681, 58K)

Dark Souls vs. Bloodborne

been a couple years but Rei 3 dies and smashes Gendo's glasses and values her relationship with Shinji in EoE
also this

Threadly reminder that this random ass cartoon from South America is technically canon.

Attached: Neon Genesis Evangellion.jpg (960x539, 56K)

neither. all of the girls in eva are shit. that's why shinji goea prison gay at the end.

Should I just rewatch everything when 4.0 comes out?

everything before the rebuilds. 3 was a fucking travesty so I'm not subjecting myself to 4.0

>that picture
oh my sides

Misato: "What happened, happened Shinji-kun. Its in the past. Don't like it? Get over it."

Attached: Pliskin.png (1079x579, 285K)

>Gendo is also dead and wasn't taken into Instrumentality as a last middle finger from Rei.

Attached: wrongs.gif (480x287, 1.21M)

Asuka for me

I honestly don't see why anyone would pitch Asuka. She has a horrible personality, treats shinji like shit, and acts like a bitch all the time.

Based Rei is calm, loving, and quiet but you can make her smile by talking to her.

Yui is just Rei, but better

Attached: tumblr_o0ms6djTgY1v39f3co1_1280.jpg (1280x720, 118K)

She's probably a wild fuck if you're not shinji and she has an ass.

FINALLY someone with sense. Only marriage material in the series, everyone else is damaged.

Attached: image0.jpg (818x333, 59K)

She's firey and fun; she just needed a good dicking but shinji was too beta

Keel Lorenz (SEELE Chairman) was the real bad guy, not the angels, not Gendo.
And Keel didn't really want anything bad anyway. He wanted to dissolve the metaphysical barriers between human beings (which only existed in the first place due to a horrible cosmic accident, the First Impact), so no-one would suffer the horrible anomie of > tfw no GF. It just so happened that dissolving the metaphysical barriers actually also dissolved the physical barriers and so everyone's souls all melt together in the Sea of Tang ending.

Essentially the behind-the-scenes meta-plot of NGE is "What if a wojak became head of the Illuminati?"

Attached: 1558625889700.gif (250x188, 636K)

How is she fun when she's treating you like shit.

Your Turn To Die's last vote

It's a lot more fun to fucking a chick who's recently been a giant bitch to you. It's not quite hate fucking, but there's certainly a misogynist catharsis at making her smart mouth gag on your dick.
You'd know this if you weren't an incel. Men who have had sex learn to appreciate turnabout; men who haven't had sex dare only aspire to a dead fish. This is why being a Rei fan correlates with being a virgin, or at least being a feminist cuck who daren't put a woman in her place.

she only treats him like shit when he's being a little bitchboy and even then she softens up in the extremely rare moments that he stands up. One of the biggest undertones in their relationship is asuka just waiting for shinji to man up. Other than that it's just confidence and competitiveness with a little bit of baggage

>How is she fun when she's treating you like shit.
She wants you to push back, user.

Yep. To this day it's still considered a classic. It's like watching the Friday the 13th series during Halloween. It's the feeling of nostalgia and memorability.
youtube.com/watch?v=1AKDWqMC2nQ

Attached: D-X-0QdVUAADEDB.jpg (1200x873, 96K)

Reminder to add :orig at the end of the twitter image URL.

Attached: D-X-0QdVUAADEDB.jpg (2759x2008, 327K)

Cant I fuck them both?

>Yea Forums users and people who didn't have friends in high school
So, Yea Forums users?

Shinji is a boy though. He can't enjoy his childhood and has to man up?

That's a major theme in the series.

My wife Ayanami is super cute and I love her a lot!

Attached: 1561477131153.gif (500x374, 782K)

why do people keep posting images that have white space added to the top and/or bottom, what the fuck are you people doing

to trigger simpletons like you

I never saw her do this in the anime.

Any games with canon facts that are hard to acknowledge?

youtube.com/watch?v=PcXGgjyV4WA

Attached: SEETHING.jpg (969x1615, 917K)

>real men go for an old maid that almost hit the wall
that's an actual beta provider cuck material. a real man goes for a young, healthy, fertile female, not old, busted one that are about to hit menopause, go barren and age like milk, only to support her after she already wasted her fertility window to sleep around and now just wants a provider slave to take care of her needs and wants.

Aerith fits better because Rei also dies at one point

From episode 26, the SoL section.
Though that rei is almost the exact opposite of her depiction in the rest of eva, hence she's commonly called genki rei.

>Which game has the hardest choice ever?
ONE MORE GOD REJECTED

Yeah that would be so werid I'd just tell him to go away haha

>blah blah blah
All those words just to tell me you're a faggot? Okay.

>only understood by Yea Forums users and people who didn't have friends in high school
This hits me hard

>that episode where rei smiles

I don't care what anyone thinks she won me over right there. What a nice smile.

>Real men of culture go for Misato.
>real men go for slobby, alcoholic cakes
I never could really get why people like misato in that way. She seems more like a good older sister more than anything.

Attached: come on now.jpg (500x500, 47K)

>implying you wouldn't be at least curious

>only understood by Yea Forums users and people who didn't have friends in high school

Attached: laughing then sadness.gif (220x123, 241K)

fable 2
the money is pointless and reviving people just adds back in random npcs, the only sensible choice is to revive dog and sister

Asuka and Shinji is the only real answer

Attached: 200px-Marriedfight2.jpg (200x154, 16K)

Nope, even if he had died, Misato did too and was also tanged.

That's an unhealthy view on life and partnership.

>unhealthy
you mean like children born to old ladies?

I want someone to eat me out while I'm tied up forced in this position. I want to be helpless as he readies up to......violate me completely.

nobody wants to put their mouths on disgusting vaginas

>lain
>plebian
i will rape you

Yeah, I can't into the mentality of being a faggot and not wanting to FUCK Misato.

I always preferred the Manga version where Shinji hated his guts.
And it was ten times more gayer that way.

Attached: 453453.jpg (672x425, 104K)

Misato

Yes.

Extremely, don’t ask me why

DS2 vs DS3

fucking based

god damn right you manly bastard

Attached: asuka2.jpg (579x800, 77K)

Lisa

are you a woman in her 30s, realizing she'll die alone, then get eaten by her cats by any chance?

this is biology. a man has no obligation to date or support an old woman who is not the mother of his children or his own. at best he will pump and dump her to satisfy his sex drive. women have no one but themselves to blame for buying into the feminist bullshit instead of submitting to a man when in their early 20s and staying married to them until death, having pumped out a few kids and secured their future.