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>drink revelation potion
>activate CHIM
>reprogram the simulation to give myself the effects of all the other potions

gg no re

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>yellow: gay and boring
>pink: sounds terrible fuck off
>green: so my mind becomes a slave to the premonition ability? no thanks
>blue: and then I get shot down.
>red: and then I get shot down.
Ghostly potion is only objectively useful and fun choice.

Exactly what counts as one of "life's greatest mysteries"? Because depending how you define it that would make yellow the obvious best.

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revelation, I could probably recreate the other potions with my knowledge

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wheres the blatant porn bait shopkeep

>Yellow
Neat but nets little actual benefit
>Pink
On the surface a meme pick but actually the strongest option
>Green
Way too situational
>Blue
Objectively neat but doesn't accomplish much.
>Red
Meta pick, on par with pink
>Gray
Better than blue but still doesn't accomplish much.

Best pick is to go Pink then play a pure CHA build. The rest of the options are nice but you can talk your way into most of them if everyone loves you.

>no shapeshifting potion
I pass

>Health
Thing is if I drink half of the love potion will every woman on the planet love me?

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>Neat but nets little actual benefit

How is knowing everything not beneficial?

You could be the guy that invented fusion power, affordable sex robots and more.

>life's greatest mysteries
>a technology we already understand and are fairly close to making practical
>sex robots

>nature of existence
doesn't change anything desu

>Pink
>Literally makes you the richest and most powerful person in the entire world

GEEE, I WONDER WHICH ONE IS THE BEST

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It says life's great mysteries and the nature of existence.

Mystery: How do we make affordable high quality fuck bots?

Existence: How can fusion be harnessed in a cheap and efficient way?

Unless OP comes in here and tells me I'm wrong the wording is vague enough for it to work.

I guess love people will just give u anything u won’t have to work a day anymore and get to do what u love

With pink you can literally be God on earth. Your word is the law. too OP please nerf

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based, pink or red

Doesn't Health Potion basically make you immortal? If the text is taken at face value it means you will never age and won't have to eat or sleep ever again.

Yeah are these ppl serious? Why would you pick anything else except maybe red

Love
Become god king of of the world, fix the worlds problems and purge the undesirables, then an hero and be worshipped forever as the savior of mankind.

If a post-op took the red potion would they grow their dick back or would the magic take pity and turn them into a girl?

All of these potions suck. I mean what if I get ADVANCED CANCER, will health potion still work?

>ALWAYS at PEAK human health, looks and strength

M8, it's fucking immortality, cancer won't touch you.

I take the yellow potion and from it learn how to make all 5 other potions. Get fukt losers, too late to change your answer now

it's not immortality

The big penis potion

>people go crazy from loving you so much
>fall to the center of the earth from going invisible
Love and Ghost are retard choices.

>Revelation Potion
>become omnipotent

This is a bit deep, but I have a serious medical condition that means I'll die younger. But I'd never actually thought about life from another perspective of not knowing when you might die, that you could live to 90.

It isn't directly giving you immortality but it is effectively giving you immortality.
It says right there that it maintains you in peak human condition always. If you're always at peak human condition then how are you going to die from natural causes? You don't even age. You can be 70 and peak human condition because peak human condition isn't 70.

>I have a serious medical condition that means I'll die younger
AIDS

Revelation potion.

If I pick love potion, is the love unconditional?

So ghostly is shit since what is a wall? You could fall though everything do it is useless.
Flying is good
Health is good
Alert gives you knowledge on what's you come
Revelations is the best since you know how to get around the other potions to get their effects anyways and you get more.

Nah, not a faggot at least

No, the condition is that you drink the potion.

I meant after I drink the potion, is there anything I can do to stop people loving me?

>yellow potion
Virgin, shares knowledge with the world and advances all of mankind
>all other potions
Chad, gains personal power and ability without care for humanity. In the case of pink potion, this comes at the detriment of mankind depending on how it is used.

I think of it as peak condition for your age. At 70 years old you can still exercise and stuff but after a certain point of your life you will die of natural causes.

I disagree.

>no potion that lets me be the little girl
Gay

Love potion makes all the little girls love you.

I'd drink yellow and share my knowledge with loves ones and friends, hoping they can find meaning and peace in life.

Somebody post that gif of a girl drinking a potion that expands her breasts, gives her a giant cock, makes her shit herself, then cum, then shit out of her cock and so on

Revelation would include the knowledge that would accomplish the same things as all of them except flying and ghostly, and would include the knowledge on how to make them if doing so was physically possible. This isn't even a choice.

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Seconding this out of sheer curiosity.

>and so on
You say this like whatever comes next is an obvious natural progression.

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revelation potion
proceed to replicate the other potions and more powerful ones with my infinite knowledge
come on op

>Drink love potion
>Some psycho faggot kidnaps me into their basement

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You're a fool if you don't pick the Revelation Potion

You don't want to be a fool, do you?

>everyone who doesn't choose revelation potion desperately needs it as they're a complete brainlet
Really makes you think

Ghostly potion to saciate my voyeuristic needs and to go full Liu Kang/Shang Tsung on people I don´t like

>natural causes
this is a meme.
what it means is that so much is wrong with you no one can help you. if nothing is wrong ur fine

>not immediately befriending ass whooping bodyguards who would give their life for you

u'll instantly be the irl equivalent of the jaded gamer with 30,000 hours in a single game
you'll realized that you're surrounded by noobs and no one will ever connect with you on a meaningful level

Revelation. Because then I can travel back in time and drink the other potions.

>Great, I know everything!
>10 minutes later
>I'm bored as fuck because I know everything and ONLY know everything.

Only a fool would choose omniscience without omnipotence. What good is all that knowledge without the guarantee that you can actually do something with it? Revelation just turns you into super Google, it doesn't actually suggest any greater capacity than that. Also, it sounds boring as fuck to live a life deprived of wonder and intrigue.

Curious. Please do post

You'll know whether or not time travel is even possible and you fucked up if it turns out that it's not. Roll of the dice.

>Revelation just turns you into super Google

>knowledge of economics/markets/trading to get tons of money
>knowledge of psychology to get all the bitches
>knowledge of alchemy to make the rest of the potions

its only a bad choice if you have no patience or creativity

If it isn’t possible then I find a way to make the other potions myself if THATS possible

Health, everything else could be probably achieved by hard work or some anime tier busshit.

Red makes you immune to cancer, which in todays word can strike at any time.

you'll surely live to 120+ in functional health.

What good is Pink if you die in the 50s of cancer?

Red
t. VITlet who constantly gets seriously sick

You'll know how to do all of that. In no way does it guarantee that you'll have access to the resources or opportunities necessary to make them actually happen. You can try and by all means, do try. You could very well succeed with enough drive and ambition. But nothing is guaranteed, you just know a whole bunch of shit and that's all the potion does.

Ghostly and go steal some shit. Empty every single bank.

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Red since I'll die by the time I'm 30

>Wake up with one of the bodyguards passed out on the floor.
>The other one is mounting me along with Bill Clinton.
Theres no fucking way it's going to work out on the long term

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>pick pink
>immediately get raped to death by a mob

Better question. A different person drinks each one of those flasks, the six of them fight for control of the world. Who wins?

Better question. Everyone in the world drink pink potion and green potion.

you could find the cure for cancer, enroll in a university, take the student loan hit then use their labs to make it as a "project"

or you could work at mcdonalds and buy the stuff yourself depending on what you need. bezos started amazon in his garage. if you know basically EVERYTHING you dont need millions to take advantage of it

Probably love, though instead of killing alert they get married.

>green potion
Just because you know what´s going to happen and have enough time to prepare, might not mean you can prevent it.

yellow loses because they know the nature of the world and no longer cares to win or wins because they know and can manipulate it to their advantage.

What I meant is when everyone loves everyone the premonitions will never stop.

revelation / ghostly potion are the only ones that you can turn into profit
other ones are for retards

>discover how to be omnipotent
>be literally able to do anything
>brainlets can't think of anything they can do with omnipotence

Ghostly Potion sounds cool, but you phase through the ground at the wrong moment and you're fucked.
For me, it's a toss up between Flying and Health Potion
>flying potion: limitless travel to anywhere you've ever wanted to go, no need to buy a car, you'd be a goddamn celebrity
>health potion: always fit, never sick, probably get all the pussy

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>take pink one
>become beloved Supreme Leader of Earth
>finally make all people in the world get along and stop buying Skyrim

health potion
im sickly

Where are my bluechads at?

Give me flying, become a super hero

Blue and go everywhere by hovering slightly above the ground.

Fuck walking.

Never said you needed millions. Maybe to make the ghostly potion you need an ingredient only available on the other side of the world but you have no way to get there because life is just a bitch like that. Or, you could know the cure for cancer but do nothing with it because you're inherently a lazy fuck and wouldn't do shit with that knowledge. There's definitely reasons not to pick the Revelation potion, I genuinely believe it would not fit all kinds and be a wasted opportunity on some.

There's also this weird assumption that you just know how to do everything. That's not what it says. It says you know the answer to all of life's mysteries. You might discover the cure for cancer, OR you might discover that cancer is inherently incurable. It gives you the answer as is, not allows you to just make one up from cosmic fairy dust or whatever the fuck.

>take Revelations potion
>achieve Nirvana
>leave this shitshow of a planet
>live the rest of eternity in infinite bliss

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>steal some shit
You wouldn't even need to do that. All you need to do is go into some boardrooms and closed-door meetings and make the right stock options. No one will ever suspect you as insider trading until it's too late.

>pink
>good
Enjoy wars constantly breaking out over your seed, and never being able to hold down a normal gf because she keeps getting murdered by jealous rivals.

none of your mortal minds can actually handle yellow

>do nothing with it because you're inherently a lazy fuck and wouldn't do shit with that knowledge

this is pretty much the only reason.
unless youre in a 3rd world shithole or are literally about to die, you can do a crazy amount of stuff with the knowledge. hell, you could just start a youtube channel and make a ton of money and thats the worst case scenario
its risky but if it is at all possible to make the other potions, it has the greatest payoff if youre willing to work for it

but youre right when you say if youre lazy its a waste. probably the worst potion if you do nothing with it. except maybe alert because that could drive you insane

Oh god not this shit again

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>drink yellow potion
>know all there is know
>demotivated because you know how its already going to turn out

Assuming it's not yandere-like love where everyone starts fighting over you, Love.

If not, the Health Potion is pretty dang neat.

I pick revelation because I want to know things and spread my absolute facts on these anonymous image boards merely pretending to be funposting.

>Yellow: If purely phylosophical it's shit, if it allows you unlimited knowledge of reality then it is the best potion
>Pink: A monkey paw waiting for a victim
>Green: Premonitions will still happen even by becoming self fulfilled prophecies
>Blue: Kinda shit unless you fly as fast as a swallow or a falcon
>Red: 10/10 would pick to turn into a biologically perfect chad
>Grey: Could have nice applications for starting a life of crime

Wouldn't the Virgin make a permanent mark in history, while the Chad options will likely end with the governments trying to enslave you.

Who cares about wars, you'd probably get killed by people out of love.

Honestly being loved by everyone sounds incredibly overbearing. I mean, would random strangers even be able to contain themselves from trying to talk to you constantly?

>red potion
>always at peak human condition

Holy shit, it's a potion of literal immortality since aging is the degradation of peak human condition. Wounds are also a degradation of peak human condition.

Impervious to bullets and age. Not to mention looks, strength and immunity to diseases. You'd have to be a brainlet to pick anything else.

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>pick Revelation
>learn how to make every other potion and how to get the ingredients for them
Nah.

Knowing everything is not fun, I would like to have a sense of discovery with my immortality.

>ghostly potion

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I already have the power of the alert potion, minus the being able to prepare part because I always realize the dream was a premonition in hindsight.
I'd probably take the flying potion.

Revelation Potion, and then create the rest potions with infinite knowledge.

>"immortality"
>can still be killed or die in an accident
>can create safeguards to this with revelation
It's too overpowered.

Everybody has "clairvoyant" dreams retard. The brain is simulating real life scenarios with so many different tweaks of the variables we can't even remember a fraction of them.

>know all the anime endings, tv shows, people inside-out, you'll know games so well that it will become tiring to play them
you'll KYS within 5 years

>can still be killed or die in an accident
But that's the violation of "always at peak human condition" you literally can't be harmed or killed if you drink a red potion

Then what the fuck is the point of making a potion for it?

Why clairvoyant in quotes? You don't believe actual premonitions exist?

Red makes you immune to diseases, but does it cure the ones you already have? If it makes you at peak human strength and health, would it cure things like tinnitus?

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What happens if you end up zero summing?

>drink love potion
>make easy cash money being a twitch streamer/youtube let's player.

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If you pick the ghost potion, and anytime to you get sick, can you just phase out the disease from your body?

>know all the anime endings, tv shows, people inside-out, you'll know games so well that it will become tiring to play them
Knowing people inside-out is a positive and the knowledge doesn't necessarily apply to imagination.
>always at peak human condition
In terms of health, looks, and strength. If you get your head blown off, you won't regenerate it, your body just won't rot.

Not all love is sexual romantic love.

Yellow if that includes being able to replicate the other potions with materials and tools accessible on Earth
Red otherwise for that Eternal Youth and Health
Fuck yeah I'd love not needing to take care of my health (considering that includes eating, hydration, etc.) or anything else but being killed in a freak accident or murder

I would think the all knowing potion would be boring. I'll pick ghost potion and become a living ghost story. Travel from country to country fucking with people.

it says people love you NOT will do anything for you, there's a caveat

Play 1 or 2 times a month and they'll still subscribe a whole month for you.

Red. Imagine being 90 years old and still looking and feeling like your 25. Fucking amazing.

ghostly. cause imagine the pranks i could pull off bro.

>imagine picking yellow
good luck with the government not going full epstein on your ass, you know too much

>all these fags unironically choosing revelation
>not understanding some things are better left unknown

your feeble minds would deteriorate soon after, if you don't kill yourself first.

Ghost potion would lead to some crazy shit like maybe the government finding out then holding your family hostage in order to use you.

Red potion is objectively the safest bet without any drawbacks.

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>Knowing people inside-out is a positive and the knowledge doesn't necessarily apply to imagination.
Only your imagination though, one man's thoughless wonder is another's greatest mystery. You're now aware of every single little thing that a person thought was a mystery at any point of time.

youtube.com/watch?v=uIoN5Ln6M7k

You will kill yourself out of boredom.

>In terms of health, looks, and strength. If you get your head blown off, you won't regenerate it, your body just won't rot.
A bullet word-for-word can't enter your body no matter what velocity you'd fire it.
Your lungs don't even need to breathe in air since an optimal mix of gasses that generates peak human condition teleports to your lungs.
Being dead is not being at peak human condition. Being dead means being a pile of rotting meat.

Since when have you considered a butchered animal to be alive and capable of resuming functions that the animal, at its peak condition, would have done?

>Love potion
>Literally everyone in the word loves you
>Unimaginably large ancient intergalactic creature overshadows the Sun after developing a new feeling known as “love” towards some bald monkey from planet Earth
>and it’s only the one who got here first

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revelations, so I can make all the others

at least you get to fuck an old god

Revelation doesn't necessarily mean you can make the other potions. Hell, it might just teach you some metaphysical thing about how some god is real or some other thing you can't use.

Give me Health potion

>OI DIS IS DA ROIGHT OIDEA
>I SEZ WE GET DA RED UN AND SINZ WEZ DEN GOES FASTAH WE KEN CRUMP DA GROTS WHO TOOK DA ODDUH POZUNS BEFORE DEZ CAN DRINK EM

>every single little thing that a person thought was a mystery
>"life's greatest mysteries"
I don't think the meaning of half an A press qualifies and I already knew that anyway.
>A bullet word-for-word can't enter your body no matter what velocity you'd fire it.
Peak human condition means your body isn't strong enough to deflect a bullet. It's a contradiction.
>Your lungs don't even need to breathe in air since an optimal mix of gasses that generates peak human condition teleports to your lungs.
Head canon, nothing specifies that.
>Being dead is not being at peak human condition.
Who said anything about being dead?
>Since when have you considered a butchered animal to be alive and capable of resuming functions that the animal, at its peak condition, would have done?
All the present parts are at peak condition. And it says nothing about functions either.

I would imagine immortality is one of life's greatest mysteries and the nature of existence implies knowing the inner workings of people to make them love you so that's half.

Health potion. Death is my greatest fear. I'd like to forget it exists for as long as possible.

Flying potion
I want freedom

>always at peak human condition
being injured is not peak human condition
breathing in sub-par air doesn't generate peak human condition

Anything that makes you underperform and unable to set a new world record becomes nullified, because you're no longer at peak human condition.

I suggest heading over to /tg/ and learning how board game rules work.

>Head canon, nothing specifies that.
>you are always at peak human condition in terms of health
Lacking in oxygen is not very healthy.

>Anything that makes you underperform and unable to set a new world record becomes nullified, because you're no longer at peak human condition.
It never says or implies how it works.
>board game rules
It's a broad hypothetical, not a board game.

Would the flying ability burn any calories at all? It'd be a nice work out if I could fly around at night.

>It never says or implies how it works.
Neither does revelation, how do you know you will get the information you say? Maybe you will get some obscure useless shit.

>It's a broad hypothetical, not a board game.
OP is set up like make-your-own-adventure thread, therefore a proto-boardgame.

>It never says or implies how it works.
It kinda does though because if it doesn't work that way then that means the description is lying.

health potion.

and then proceed to do whatever i want in life worry free.

>Neither does revelation, how do you know you will get the information you say? Maybe you will get some obscure useless shit.
Fair enough.
>OP is set up like make-your-own-adventure thread, therefore a proto-boardgame.
>similar means exact
If it were, this thread would be on /tg/, not Yea Forums.

>then that means the description is lying.
That's the point.

I can't believe you even started this shitshow.

>If it were, this thread would be on /tg/, not Yea Forums.
Yea Forums . Random

Yes, Yea Forums is indeed Yea Forums at this point.

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