What are unironically the comfiest games you've played? Is Banished any good?

X-COM UFO Defense. The original.

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I'd say Super Monkey Ball (1 or 2) is real fucking comfy. Even if you're shit at it, you can still do the beginner modes and have a decent time.

Morrowind is always my go to comf. The lighting in most of the interrupt cells is always so warm

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cute and comfy

Imagine the fucking smell

>food and water by the bed
poor dog's probably sick or just back from the vet

I regrew my foreskin and it was DEFINITELY worth it. My penis head was dry and keratinized like the underside of my elbow, but now it's wet and moist like the inside of my mouth. FUCKING HELL is it more sensitive now. It's so sensitive I couldn't jerk off for awhile, almost felt like tickling myself. It was like being colorblind all my life and never knowing what colors looked like until now.

If you're circumcised please please start to regrow, it costs nothing but 30 minutes of your day. Within 3 months you'll notice more foreskin and around 18 months your foreskin should start to cover and protect your entire dick. If this post will change at least one user's life I'll be happy.

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i want to kill myself
what's a good method?

S.T.A.L.K.E.R,metro and minecraft are pretty self explaining,but a game that most people don't realize it can be comfy is fortnite
>be me
>land in a great forest
>pick up a shotgun and a sniper rifle
>outplay the first guy i come across
>exit the forest in a green hilly area
>stalk from the grass while taking potshots at enemies
The games used to be like this,before loot lake went and got fucked up by a BBC(big black cube)
Now it's just "who can build the fastest while quickly switching between weapons"

Okay, but what if

what if

your dick WAS the cute anime girl

youtube.com/watch?v=7_QydNXI_ok

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It's not your foreskin. It's just excess shaft skin. You'll never get the actual nerve endings in the foreskin which is what was taken from you.

the witcher 3 blood and wine

>regrew my foreskin
ill bite. how?

>I regrew my foreskin and it was DEFINITELY worth it. My penis head was dry and keratinized like the underside of my elbow, but now it's wet and moist like the inside of my mouth. FUCKING HELL is it more sensitive now. It's so sensitive I couldn't jerk off for awhile, almost felt like tickling myself. It was like being colorblind all my life and never knowing what colors looked like until now.
>If you're circumcised please please start to regrow, it costs nothing but 30 minutes of your day. Within 3 months you'll notice more foreskin and around 18 months your foreskin should start to cover and protect your entire dick. If this post will change at least one user's life I'll be happy.
how
suicide works

the jews stole my foreskin

How though user. Quick rundown? Do i just pull my skin

>bestsongposting

based user

If you don't have a gun, get something that looks like a it looks like a gun in your hand.
Call the cops saying there's a madman on the sidewalk with a gun in his hand. When the cops come, just point your "gun" at them and watch the bullets rain down on you.

shotgun 2 4head
5-9 Viagra's
time

not everyone lives in murrica tyrone

And they'll get away with it too, and nobody will ever stop them lest they be ostracized from society

And in the end, more recent studies show that the "more sensitive" argument is in fact bullshit. Its ok to wear your hood down.

Wait and see is a tried and true method.

>posted right when NA was waking up
goddamnit OP

I have no idea what you're talking about. You have no idea what you're talking about either I'd wager.

Nier and Dark Souls. OG RE1 also back when I wasn't super fucking rusty.

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Dwarf Fortress

its fucking noon

restoringforeskin.org/public/manual-tugging/method-2
I used manual method 2, it's the simple process of mitosis. if skin stretches more skin cells are created, which is why fat people have "loose skin" when they lose weight.
Doesn't really make a difference, the point is you NEED skin to cover the head or else the head turns dry and loses sensitivity. The only real thing taken from me was my frenulum.
>studies show that the "more sensitive" argument is in fact bullshit
lmao keep believing that bullshit

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I find Frostpunk to be super comfy, when you aren't hanging by the skin of your teeth.
For a game to be really comfy, it has to have times when it isn't. Otherwise it's just placid; it's what I think of Animal Crossing

read a fucking European book you dumb fuck

>thought I had phimosis
>27 year old virgin
>Get gf
>she sucked my dick
>Foreskin goes all the way back
>Have sex
>Foreskin goes all the way back
>realized my foreskin never retracted behind the head because I never used lube while fapping

I felt like such a fucking retard. I've started fapping with lube and it's 100 times better too. literally just have sex

Imagine being this retarded on the internet.

>(((studies)))

I thought lube was only for americuts

rune factory 4

Haha don't shoot up a synagogue haha that would be crazy haha lol

fucking FACTS. people say banished is comfy but once you get established fucking nothing happens.

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>lmao keep believing that bullshit
Fine whatever, keep putting some ghost limb foreskin on a pedestal, I'll keep living my life filled with big cums without the need to worry about it.

>18 months
Took me roughly 2 years to get there, and another 3 to hit CI-7.
It's fucking amazing. Circ scar faded, no longer two skin tones and everything. Had random, uncomfortable pain for the longest time.
Glad I fixed it

s4league on s4max

Enter the Gungeon.
I love the dark gothic church low lighting feel

It must feel amazing being free from the Jews clutches

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Seethe /pol/oids

Cope cutard

Doing something and fixing problems that made me self conscious felt even better.

COPING mutilation victim

D-did she like playing with your foreskin?

making up lies to justify your mutilation culture isn't going to make it go away quicker

>be me
>19
>uncut because im not a jew
>jacking off
>pull hard when i orgasm
>something goes *Riiippppp*
>suddenly bleeding
>turns out my frenulum broke
>not fully,though,so it hurts like hell when i try to pull the foreskin while jacking off
>mfw

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Next step is stop using your hand and buy a good onahole.
That means don't buy those fucking fleshlight memes.

What method did you use specifically? Or maybe you used a device? Please tell us what worked for you!

Well don't fucking bite it for a start.

I used to play Diablo with a couple I knew from school. One day the guy was on and his wife wasn’t able to play because she was taking their newborn to get “his little circumcision.” I told them that’s disgusting, logged off, blocked, and reported them for threats and terrorism.

>tore frenulum during brutal fap session
>no blood, just pain
>stopped hurting by the next day
>hasn't made a difference since

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>mfw tight frenulum reading this

That can happen? Fuck, I mean I deathgrip jerk off constantly so if it was gonna happen it would'a happened by now, right?

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How are they doing now?

literally just stretch it

have sex

yup, happened to me. Lots of blood user

They’re divorced lol

oh it's a fucking troll
why would you even joke about infant genital mutilation just for (You)s

old age and disease will 100% kill you eventually.

Oh no!

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>wahhh my foreskin wahhh sex

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>get's btfo
>starts shitposting