Were you ever "the guy" at anything?

Yeah I could beat all my friends at Bloody Roar

at work
then I quit because it was too much pressure

i only killed cavalry in warband, i was "that" guy

I was that fat kid who shredded at Guitar Hero when friends came over to hang out and play vidya/read Nintendo Power.
But I suck at playing the real guitar, something I actually want to master.

Waku Waku 7, but just because nobody plays it so I become half good and with that was enough to beat anyone.

I beat every Souls game at level 1, which is noteworthy among my co-workers I guess

Yeah, jacking off

Deadliest Warrior on XBA while on cocaine but only if being "the guy" means you get beaten to death by four huge guys

i used to be 'the sniper' amongst all my friends. i'd always play the sniper class/character, they'd pass me snipers they found in lootshooters, etc.

when battle royales became a thing and the lads and I started it up again, they started pooling me rifles, but im an old boomer and my shootings not what it used to be so i started giving em up to one of the younger lads in the group and he's doing a damn fine job. on one hand it sucks knowing im passed my prime (mostly just less time to play/practice) but on the other hand its cool watching other people pick it up and be 'the sniper guy' in my stead.

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Won a workplace Smash Tourney with Mr. Game and Watch. Even became bros with a lot of the people I beat since a few of them werent half bad

imagine being so shitty lol

I’m the dad of my friends but have no kids

guess so
the IGI expert for about a year when I was 11 years old

I remember changing my sword to some giant black one and my health to never drop. Didn't play long enough to get banned and I forgot the account info.

Vanilla WOW I was the person who owned every rare crafting recipe on my server.

If you wanted flasks, FR armor, or meme shit, you came to me.

I'm not a guy

I was the 'Mario Kart DS snaking' guy

no one at school could beat me.

every single race I reversed over the finish line.

Titan Quest
Impressed some low level retarded kids and they kept thanking me and doing what I said and beat bosses for them
I gave them some crap items at the end and they sounded amazed

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I'm the guy at every video game, because my entire friend group is a bunch of normalfags who suck at everything. Smash, fighters, racing, even Mario Party, they somehow manage to lose no matter what.

Street Hockey

>Be me in middle school
>Mostly a shut in with some friends
>Lots of issues at home
>Parents divorcing
>Parents constantly fighting and doing stupid shit to each other
>Lots of pent up aggression
>Can't take it out at PE cause I hate most sports that everyone likes
>Especially football which everyone loves. Too stop and go for me
>Finally coach has us do street hockey
>It's fun
>Manage to channel all my rage into it
>Out doing all the sports kids
>Even taking my rage out on bullies of other kids
>Getting goals like a mad man
>Carrying my team constantly
>In locker room one day and sport kids are calling me the MVP for hockey
>Finally feel like I belong for once.
>Bout a month goes by
>Coach switches us back to some other basic sport
>Go back to sucking and being last picked again

Shit was cash while it lasted and probably helped prevent me from committing suicide at the time.

Pic was my face when I was put against a known dick bag that would slide his stick up other peoples to try and fuck up their fingers. I was so ready to shit all over him.

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So you have no friends?

I was (well, I mostly still am) the guy that took certain games either completely seriously and was good at them, or was total shit at them and memed constantly.

Do you play Rai?

Flying the Dodo

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I'm "the guy" when it comes to movies and that's kinda it.

I was "that kid" who always had the cheat codes to GTA games like Vice City and SA since I was in a poor neighborhood but my mom printed me cheat codes.

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I was that one sneaky shitbag kid who was god-tier at flanking, setting up ambushes and flushing opponents out into my team's LoS, but could never win a fair 1v1 trade to save myself.

I'd rather be "the girl" at something. ;_;

Asuka >

i am the guy

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I've been three guys. I was that guy who always won at fighting games when we were kids. I had a stint of being that guy who always picks everyone back up when we played co-op games.

Now I've become the leader. I took the role because I had to; too many games were lost due to teams being without direction. It's not a job I love, it's not a job people love me for doing, but at the end of the day someone has to take charge and give orders.

You can suck my cock after you've healed me.

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I was the guy who used to draw porn during classes for free.

Well, I programmed cheating tools for my MMO guild.

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I can cook Ramsey-grade food. I am always invited to parties.

I was the always tired guy :)

plenty. i can clear 40 lines in tetris in 45 seconds lol.
wonder what it feels like to suck?
i've been better at all my friends at basically every video game, and even have some top 10 world records (including a top 5 WR crazy taxi arcade score for tournament traffic and time settings)

that guy who broke anything and everything cause he wanted to fix something.

I was that kid who knew how to do fatalities in Mortal Kombat because I copied them out of the strategy guides at Wal-Mart.

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>IGI
i want to go back
based same

I was the guy who had with with your sister

>Now I've become the leader. I took the role because I had to; too many games were lost due to teams being without direction. It's not a job I love, it's not a job people love me for doing, but at the end of the day someone has to take charge and give orders.
Literally me
>spoiler
Man you're an idiot. Too bad girls love that shit. Reluctant leader dom style has gotten me laid so many times.

I was "the guy" who got caught stroking his dick through his shorts in the middle of class in highschool. I constantly said I was just scratching my leg, but I was definitely rubbing my dick. Chick in front of me had these tight jeans that when she sat slid a bit and I could see she was wearing a thong and the smallest little peek of ass crack. As a horned up teenager I stood no chance.

I'm the guy who has hollow sex with many girls and women.

I will never know love again.

I was the guy at math

was a first year founder in that game, gave my password out because I was retarded and then stopped playing

I'm a natural in racing games and have a world record in one

Yes yes that's great and all, but what about outside of video games? Video games are just one aspect of life; please don't gloat too much you'll only end up being one of those gifted children who finds out their a normal adult.

>my shootings not so good anymore
its a fucking video game you sperg, you dont magically get worse with age

I could play Guitar Hero pretty well back in the day. Almost everything on very hard. Only ever had trouble with the older games.

Hello Logan

RDR1 online. One summer I just suddenly got gud and starting dominating entire matches by myself with deadeyescumming. I remember going 31-1 on Tumbleweed FFA and getting a single piece of hatemail that said "u r shit lol"

dodgeball in middle school

Some user was able to pinpoint my posts on a general here. He would quote every post I made and ask odd questions.
Never did conversation. That's as close as I've gotten.

user
that's literally what becoming old is

I don't get this meme.

it's a cheesy but alright movie

You must be the most chad of them all

Among my friends I was a guitar god. I used to be obsessed with Protest the Hero and practiced their songs for hours until I got gud. People loved to watch all the tapping and sweep picking.

Never really amounted up to anything except it impressed a few of my girlfriend's, including my wife. In your 20s no one cares if you play music unless you're actually doing something with it

Your brain's reaction times and reflexes peak at about 25, user. After that, everything shifts into a gradual decline.

Mario Kart I guess

Well then you're the guy of not being a guy

I focused on learning chords one by one, then started stringing them together to make songs I looked up on line (just google "song name chords").
As long as you do it every day, you should pick it up pretty quickly to a point it sounds good.
Fuck F and fuck B even harder.

I got in the top 10 for fastest run of Luigi Circuit in Mario Kart Wii for like a week, but that probably doesn't count

I am THE best when it comes to fucking up very simple tasks that make everyone, including family members, lose faith in my ability to be a normal functioning human being haha

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pre rework taric in league
haven't played since that fuckin rework, if only they just updated his passive to the current one cause that was really satisfying to smack things with

oh you sweet summer child, your time will come soon enough

Brawlhalla, but only the brawlball minigame mode. My defense was impregnable.

Whenever Guitar Hero was busted out, I rocked that shit.
When they started coming out with Guitar Hero Arcade machines I would shred through Boston's Peace of Mind perfectly like a chunni fuck doing dumb shit like playing with the guitar behind my head and singing along.
People were entertained well enough.
Besides that, stylish action games and shumps come naturally to me.

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Kart racers and platformers.

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I'm "the guy" among most of my friends, which kind of hurts because I've never really felt better than above average, but they all think I possess some inhuman skill at all vidya. It's not a great feeling to offer someone advice on a game and they ask someone for someone else's input instead because they don't think they can do what I can.

I remember when I beat TTFAF on Expert for the first time at a Lan Party. Friends just cheering me on whenever I fail to try again and all going insane when I finally did it.

Man those were the days.

I need to get off this board man, I'm posting with literal kids.
How can I escape?

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I was one of those guys that memorized spawn looks in Quake III:Arena and absolutely dominated tournaments because of it. I got so good at it that I could chain kill people endlessly if they were bad enough. I had one match where I straight up circled the map gibbing all seven other competitors within five seconds of their consecutive respawns until the kill cap.

Now my reflexes are such shit that I can't play competitive online games.

>you dont magically get worse with age
>you dont magically get worse with age
>you dont magically get worse with age
>you dont magically get worse with age

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I’m the guy that fucks yo bitch while you play video games.

Mario Kart DS. To the point where I was banned from multiplayer races on the school coach because I was too frustrating to race against. ;_;

I was always able to enter The Zone pretty easily during defense situations. I was average outside of that, but if I had to defend a flag as last man standing while it reset, I fucking went god mode easily. I guess I was pretty clutch in chaotic situations.

>thanksgiving dessert
>"can you pass the milk?"
>mom hands me the milk
>she lets go
>turn towards my glass
>hand spasms and drops gallon of milk all over table
People don't even laugh at me anymore when this kind of thing happens.

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back when i played gunbound i started having people say "fuck not this guy" and leaving lobbies when they saw me on the other team. turns out the cosmetic set i won in an event was the same as some dude who was crazy good or hacking

My man I don't want to alarm you but I'd check if I had Hungtington or Parkinson's disease if this shit happened to be regular occurence

Yeah, you might have something.

Based boomer passing on knowedge with dignity.

I'm bad at vidya of all kinds, but I was a really really good bounty hunter in Star Wars Galaxies for like 3 years until it went to complete and utter shit.

Even though it was just a game it was kinda cool to have people know me and fear/respect me as 'the guy'. I'm a faggot.

Don't want to alarm you, but yeah you're probly gonna die

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>unironically played top lane taric on pre rework
>riven kills me at level 3
>build iceborne gauntlet and spirit visage
>proceed to tower dive both riven and the jungler
I miss old taric, spamming a point and click 2 second stun was fun

Used to be able to hit the Sandman Cleaver combo anywhere on Dustbowl, after a three-year break (and post nerf) i cant hit shit

I’m the fastest typer I’ve ever met. Over 200wpm.

I've always been the second-best Smash player in any friend group I've been in.

>be the guy in just about every game among everyone I know
>online becomes the thing
>realize meet people who are better than me
>work hard to be better than them
>end up just being better than the general populace but not good enough for tourneys
I wanted to be Vegeta at least. But I'm fucking Yamcha.

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No but my younger brother plays ESO religiously.
He's like constantly emperor and apparently has a following.
I don't know his in game name though.
I know one of his characters was Greyskin Mcgee if I remember right.

At a point in Titanfall 2, I'd almost exclusively run EPG with the grappling hook and just go to town.
Flying all over raining great balls of fire on unsuspecting fools, and making occasional direct hits was exhilarating.
I'd like to reinstall and give it another whirl, but last time I played I was getting my ass kicked by a player base made up of professionals. It left me feeling frustrated and sometimes furious more often than not.

Maybe try leaving the basement for once, typelet.

>TFW 26
>Still try to do that hairstyle from time to time when I cut my hair short
>It ends up looking like shit

Even with gel or water it doesn't look good. Honestly I don't think spiked hair looks good on anyone as an adult, like it's more of a childish hairstyle I guess. Not sure if women find it attractive on adult men or not.

>tfw also 26
>tfw I've had long hair pretty much my entire life so I look ridiculous with short hair and don't know what the fuck to do with it

To be honest, I don't even know what to do with it when it's long. I'm sure I look fine with shorter hair, but I just feel exposed or some shit. I dunno.

I actually rock a pretty good short spiked style but I have an ugly looking bump on the skin of my forehead pretty much on my hairline so I usually keep away from hair that's too short.

I can stand on the tips of my toes for a really long time.

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So can ballerinas.

I can beat the average ballerina in a fight

Based wise mentor boomer.

I've known that feeling all my life, user
>be better than 99% of people at any game
>still thousands of people better at it than you
>plateau eternally
Good news is I've broken through on Tetris of all games, so keep looking

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I remember gliding that thing across the river and feeling like a total badass. Why did they even ass that to the game lol

captain falcon at my friends graduation party

I'm the driver in our group of friends. Somehow, people can be absolute trash at it. Halo, I was main driver. Sea of Thieves, I was the captain. Was fun juking ships in between rocks. Anchor 180 spins n shit. Other than that, nah, just another guy that plays the vidyas.

I could kick any of my friend's asses at Mario Kart and most other racing games.
I was also the madman who used only the Translocator and Impact Hammer in Unreal Tournament '99 LAN matches we set up on the school computers and still topped the scoreboard.
I was also the guy who brought flashdrives full of games and figured out how to get them working on the school computers. I felt like a fucking hero sharing it with my classmates.

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with my normie friends I'm the "HEY GUYS THIS IS user HE'S SO FUCKING GOOD AT GAMES" guy, when I'm playing games with my friends who plays games I'm the "retard stop dying you idiot fucking also why are you so slow" guy

I'm the Ragnarok Online Ranger/bishop guy, i contributed some of the most used builds online and to this day spics keep saving them from their dying forums over and over to not lose them. I'm pretty happy about it because those cunts said i was crazy when renewal hit and they ruined their characters while mine turned godly as shit.

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have sex

Nope, but I am "the girl" at a lot of stuff since I'm mentally ill.

Feels good.

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Oldfag here remembers my elementary school friends being better than me in video games, they were able to beat some really hard ones like Zelda II. However, there was one game that I could beat that they couldn't, Punch-Out. I was able to beat Mike Tyson consistently and without strats, just on reaction time. So I was the guy for that I suppose.

I was "that kid" that told you fake cheat codes. James if you shot 100 coconuts at the sun in DK64 for unlimited crustal coconuts, I'm not sorry cause you grew up to be a total cunt.

>lootshooters
>im an old boomer

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Ya, Gears 3. I was "the guy" who wouldn't stop wall bouncing.

Piratechad here. I loved grenado'ing people online and debilitating their legs and then dodging around the stage while the Pirate makes WOO sounds and taunts from far away. I got so much hate mail

In some obscure Gmod minigame called "When Melons Attack". It was the only fps I was a God at, I can't play TF2 or CSGO and shoot a human body for the life of me but when a screaming melon flies past my head I can quick scope it without hesitation.

I was the guy that talked all kinds of shit then immediately got tilted as shit when I started losing. Not proud of it desu

ace combat 7, I have over 7000 EML girls online

Naruto Clash of Ninja (Gekuto Ninja Taisen or w/e) 3/4 jap imported on the GC in college.

Almost everyone played it at the Dorm, no one could beat me. Felt good, loved that game.

My friends eventually stopped playing me in CvS2

In FFXI, I was a highly sought-after tank. It got to the point where I had to schedule parties a day in advance. Also coined the 'meat shield' meme in that game.

I used to be when i was 1st place in a certain tibia world, i stopped when all my friends quit when blessings were added.

Halo 3 and Cod4 were pretty popular in my high school. It was pretty much everyone's first Halo or Cod so me playing Halo and Halo 2 and Cod2 prior for a good amount of time basically made me the guy. Also I knew about Youtube and all those fags posting commentary videos so I learned there too.

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I used to shit on everyone at halo ce lan parties to the point they called me a cheater

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Based as fuck. I used to have a 6 man TF2 team back in high school, around 2011, I was the Scout/Sniper specialist, me and my friends would attend local tournaments and the like, and we would grind MvM all the time, those were good times. The team disbanded after high school, but I had left a year before because I had fallen off from lack of practice.

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Similar story but with Olimar, my co workers kinda over hype how good I am tho

Yeah more like "the girl" haha

if only this where true

i really used to make em mcreeee

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user, old people play new games too.

Based old guard being a credit to multiplayer games.

Yes. My group of friends sticks to playing Smash because I wipe the floor with everyone in normal fighting games

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have sex/dilate/take a shower stinky

pick 3

I was the “mashing guy”. Whenever a game required heavy mashing like a Mario party mini game or something, it was a guaranteed win for me and my friends hate mashing games to this day ‘cause of it.

Sadly I threw my shoulder out a few years back and now I typically lose to them as a result. It depresses me a little cause it was such a fun gimmick, but now I’m overall better at most games cause I put the work in so it’s fine.

>be autist
>also be socialif people want to learn
>talk and educate on sony related development shit
>more and more people started coming to me and seeing me as some authority
>still dont understand why
over the past 4 years ive somehow become "the guy" on anything related to the ps3, despite the fact i know almost fuck all. i just want to believe its idiots that dont know how to google

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Luck, i am "god personally blessed this piece of shit" tier when it comes to luck

>Friends just cheering me on whenever I fail to try again
that was the best, I can never forget the times when 5 of my friends would sit in the couch while I was trying to beat lingering will at lv1 and vergil3 on DMD and they would just say shit like, "can the guitar play thoughtless?, if it can't then it's a trash weapon. Don't ever use that shit again"
I didn't use her until like last year when I replayed the hd collection, I missed out big time
also I liked old Korn, fuck you

The Last Of Us multiplayer. had 300 hours in it. played a couple hours every night with bros for months

I was the guy who literally slept in class. Teachers never said anything since I was still one of the better test-takers

Yeah, I was the guy with the big cojones

Yes and those were the days. I USE TO BE SOMEBODY.

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Did niggers ruin your school days too? Not a single day going by without a nigger calling a teacher racist. Just sleep it all away.

No I actually live in a white country

I was this guy also. I caught myself actually snoring in chemistry two days before a test, and I aced said test.

If only you knew how bad things really are.

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Yeah I was the athletic guy to climb fences and roofs when others couldn't.
now i'm the guy who has no job, gf, money or any other thing seen to have value in life.

that really shitty Ghost in the Shell shooter, First Assault. hitscan was always kind of garbage but god dammit I was good at it, people would actually type in chat "ah fuck user is here, we're gonna lose". Nothing gives you a bigger ego boost than that. Too bad the game was kind of shit.

I was pretty good at TF2 too for a bit. For a time I really got good at flicks on Sniper and you'd find me in the front, on the payload headshotting dudes that were fast moving and 3-5 feet in front of me. Now I'm mostly mediocre at shooters

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beating everyone with big boy in For Honor for the first few months

I'm the guy at making newfag mods show themselves.

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>get birthday money from family
>best friend convinces me to buy Modern Warfare 2 with some of it
>literally never played any games online besides Resident Evil 5, Marvel vs Capcom 2, and Team Fortress 2
>decide fuck it why not
>absolute fucking shitter
>join his clan
>become THAT GUY who shoots down the enemy streaks and equipment
>clan literally starts calling me "The Sky God" because I shoot down Pavelows and Harriers before they can even get on the map
>even managed to destroy care package a couple of times where it lands on the roof on top of Favela say they can't even get it

It felt pretty good to know I was actually contributing to my team's victory besides going
10 kills 10 deaths every fucking match.

END OF RINE

Smash Bros Brawl was my shit. On one occasion all 3 of my housemates did a team battle against me and I slaughtered them. Ike is one satisfying bastard.

Had some people think I was cheating in Tribes: Ascend a couple times

but you don't get to play as much as you used to, which causes shit reflexes

>he isn't "the crazy guy" in his friend circle

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COD MW2 for Xbox 360.

I literally have the most riot shield kills in the whole game. I only used the riot shiot and got really good at it. My inbox would flood with angry messages.

I used it on almost every map and was either 2-1 or at least positive. Was well loved on objective games too.

I was so hyped during this movie as a kid, to finally see who 'the guy' was. It really disappointed me how he just dies immediately.

That's not very smart of you. You should've used your expertise to leverage for benefits/raise. When a company likes you, pretty much the last thing you should do is run away.

Theres this crappy f2p Korean shooter called Ironsite and Ive been considered one of the top players if not the top for awhile now

I was "The Guy" for playing games on harder difficulties. Seriously, most of my friends do not play anything above normal.

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Insurgency and arma. I usually fly helicopters so if a team is having a rough time I land and heal people/clear them to get onboard and get out. Feels good to have people laughing at how terrifying some situations were just seconds ago.

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Nope. People hardly notice me in the background unless I've made a funny comment that I didn't think was all that funny. People call me the funniest guy no one listens to

halo 1 blood gulch LAN parties . I was "the guy"

I was one of the first few to have a weapon with 340+ in Kid Icarus Uprising, granted it was a random weapon and the stats were all over the place.

Misconduct?

Weird I also used to beat off all my friends with a bloody roar

I had a group of friends. about 8 of us. we were into basketball. we played about 4 times a week since we had nothing to do at night. on the court was where we left it all.

as i got to know a few of my friends friends we chatted here and there. one dude gave me gay vibes and well i responded like the good little slut i was. a week later im blowing this dude behind the tree at the ball park. we said we were going to the restroom and we just did our thing.

one day a friend of ours mentions my "magical lips" i didn't catch on right away but then he mentioned my friend...lets call him Mike. long story short. i ended up blowing 5 of these 8 dudes. i was the best cock slut

Super Monkey Ball 2
My friends are amazed I can get past the third level

I'm "the guy" for most games in my group of friends, but usually they get mad at me because I fuck around too much or don't take it seriously. Sucks.

>Adventure Quest
>Adventure Quest Worlds
>Dragon Fable
>the mech one
How many of these were there?

DMC3SE/DMC4/SE & Bayonetta, I've always seemed to awe my friends with those and when 5 came out they were clamouring to watch me show off my Dante and Nero moves. Before getting into Hack and Slashers in 2006 it was Guitar Hero on Expert for me.

Aside from that I'm painfully average at every other damn game though.

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I was the guitar hero/rock band guy because I was the only one in my circle that actually liked the game enough to get to expert mode. I kind of regret it because I think I spent like 3-4k hours over the years playing it and I'd be a hell of a lot better at actual guitar if I had spent the time working on that instead.

whenever I wander into a group of people playing melee pm or ult casually I instantly become "the guy". I'm not that good though, most people who show up to tourneys also know this feel.

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Yep, but only a few things though.
Ragnarok Online as a Supernovice.
FFXI Online as a Beastmaster
most team vehicle shooters (war thunder, star conflict, planetside 2 etc) I easily top the scoreboard without effort.
Pubg, got to a point where my buddy and I could Chicken Dinner 4 out or 5 games and then we quit because it wasn't fun anymore.

Now I just play Dota 2 casually and even as a super casual who's drunk/stoned most of the time I'm still in the higher end of the MMR bell curve.

Everything else I fucking suck at though, as far as vidya goes.

I was pretty good at Titanfall 2

i'm the guy when it comes to fighting games. good enough to make my friends quit the genre completely but not good enough to place well in tournaments.

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>not good enough to place well in tournaments.
not even locals?

Early in vanilla wow I had those two swords from a mid level troll dungeon you combined into a 2 handed sword. Drop rates were like 0.1% so basically no one had it or even knew about it. Felt like a rockstar rolling into orgrimmar with that shit on my tauren warriors back with people standing around me whispering all the time where I got it. Those were my 15 minutes of gaming fame.

being an autistic yes man

Wrong. Boomers don't have such awful taste and would never play such garbage.
Looter shooters are the worst thing to ever happen to the FPS genre and I will not sit here let you pretend you know a goddamn thing about anything. Fuckin 7,000 identical guns with a pallet swap bullshit.

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It does if you stop working out and blame your lack of physical exercise on aging.

This is me with smash bros. In highschool there was a club dedicated to it. 10 different CRTs running melee and smash 4. I played pretty casually to the point where my friends started telling me how garbage at the game I was. No matter how hard I teched or DI-ed, those bastards were always better than me. Practicing for hours every day until their muscle memory was able to spike perfectly every time. The club president was the best in the state but still nice compared to the other competitive assholes. I didn't stand a chance. Pretty fun tho. We had tournaments and brackets.

I'm the guy who puts groups together. If someone is going to play a team based game, I'm the first they try to get on board.

And the first when they want to play an MMO which never lasts long

I know that feel. Although in my little local community I regularly placed like 3rd or 4th when we played. Even got 2nd a few times due to choking like a bitch right at the end. Best I ever did was getting to finals and then winning one game decisively before getting stomped. I got tired of all the "haha choke" and shit that everyone would say to me and stopped playing with them, but I would get stomped online and honestly just could never get into a fighting game mindset. I quit after a while cause it felt more like work than fun for me, but I miss it sometimes.

Robocraft before it went down the shitter. That game was fucking amazing before the devs ruined it. Never play freejam games anons, they'll break your heart

I was just the guy that played a lot of games, I was only ever good but never great at them.

my nearest locals are kind of a pain to get to (over an hour of driving through awful traffic on top of a $10 venue fee as a poorfag) so i never went to them. one of these days i'm gonna try to go, though, just to have some people to play offline.

Yeah
being totally worthless and incompetent

Yea, you're just "that guy"

I was "that kid" at school, does that count?

Battlefield bad company 2, got friend and clan invites every other game.
>tfw never missed a single RPG shot

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My old highschool buddies used to play the Halo games with me and they came to know me as the guy who was went for Assassinations instead of shooting things
It peaked in Reach where Assassinations were renamed to Beat Downs I think, and they added those fancy cinematic Assassinations in their place. I always played Elite and learned the exact sweet spot for the one specific assassination that had the Elite round house kick the enemy across the room, and always shouted something snappy while doing it to my friends. My closest friend who stuck by me over the years likes to quote the one where I directly stole The Soldiers line of 'C'MERE CUPCAKE' while repeatedly jumpscaring my friends with a insta-kill round house kick
I’ve grown past it a long time ago but he still thinks it’s hilarious and references it occasionally

imagine being this young

state?
I drove 2hrs for for 2 years to attend my poverty-ass local because I loved the game. not trying to shame you, only to encourage. if it doesn't fit your life then it doesn't. but they are fun

This, what is important to remember is that 95 percent of guys in Yea Forums have never made exercise in their lives, half of them are neets that never use their brain for anything and just eat junk food all day.

lifestyle>age

i was "the ninja" in halo 5 because i abused the invisibility ability and had an ungodly number of assassinations a game, i remember getting the special assassination helmet way before it started showing up on people because of how easy i found it to use the cloaking.

whenever the clan would fight on maps we'd made i was forced to play a man down, and eventually alone, and it became a cool game about them all hunting me with snipers, and me armed with a regular weapon.

good times.

i miss you jdog

im the guy at everything i do, vidya or otherwise

Unfortunately no. I'm not great at anything. I'm just good at a lot of things.

I'm trying to learn the piano, I'm hoping learning an instrument will help me feel like I'm doing something with my life.

I was "the guy" who was good at fighting games to the point my friends got into my account and lost of bunch of fights to lower my score so they could be ranked higher than me.

the black guy whenever I was in a group of white teens

I was three "guys" in vidya I was "doctor fill" if there was a role that needed to be played no matter the game I would play the role and I wouldn't always carry all the time but I played well. IRL I was the best goalie in the high school youth group one night nobody wanted to play goalie for soccer because muh goals say its fine not a single goal in scored on me even when they shoot about 30 at me fast forward two weeks play street hockey get picked first and asked by my team to be goalie I say sure no goals scored get nick named the "net god" be the best goalie for all four years of high school it felt so good man

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AZ

Probably DMC1 and Resident Evil games among my friends but my friends don't know DMC that well and beating it in less than an hour is really easy cause of how short it is regardless if you know all the tricks.

Start now you fat fuck, play guitar, get good

Staring competitions.

This is actually true. There's no significant reduction in reflexes until you're nearing 50, but because most people stop playing video games as much, their reflexes become worse.
There's a scientific study and everything.

>middle school
>everyone came to me to know about the best games and stuff
>high school
>everyone came to me asking for help in english and chemistry classes
>decent swimmer, got a few gold medals in competitions

I was also the fastest runner of all the kids in my street. I never understood this because I was never the athletic type and all the other kids were soccer players or did other sports, meanwhile I only played games and only sometimes would play catch or race them outside.
I guess I just put more effort into my activities than the average kid.

I ruin everything I touch and I hate it.

90's fighting games, ping pong and monopoly

God I miss having friends

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>more shots hit than fired
what

I was the guy at drawing in my school

arm wrestling. I not very good at video games.

Pokken Tournament. Used to go to my locals all the time and destroyed everyone. Still play it from time-to-time but now I play real fighting games lol