Nintendo Direct Leak

I'm a Nintendo Worker, and I'm one of the editors of the Nintendo Direct (Next one 09.12.2019) with 30 min lenght.

Ok, let's start with this

First scene : Animal Crossing New Horizons
More details to the game and release date 03.20.2020.

Second One: Bayoneta 3 Trailer, no release date - 2019.

Third One: Mario Kart Tour is shown with release, at the end of the presentation, and Mario Kart 9 teaser featuring Boats and Planes.

Fourth One: Banjo-Kazooie in smash releases 09.24.2019 and New B-K game : Banjo-Kazooie: Treasure Hunt (06.29.2020)

Fifth One: F-Zero Teaser with 2021 date.

Six One: Smash 4th DLC Frisk from Undertale and his skins : Sans, Kris and Chara with color alts.

Final One: Nintendo Online Features (10 Minutes explanation).

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shut up and fuck off

Hehehe fune fune

You’re really good at making stuff up user good job

I've seen Jennifer Lawrence,s butthole so I don't have to believe a damn thing you say

Um, I'm an ACTUAL Nintendo worker and the next direct has none of this. You didn't even mention the next big hit, "OP is a massive cock gargling faggot".

OP here, also forgot to tell you Metroid Prime 4 releases tomorrow

any news on Big Marring?

>heheheheheh funny undertale
Fake as shit

Still deep in development, new playable character though, Large Loog.

>Banjo-Kazooie: Treasure Hunt (06.29.2020)

Nintendo doesn't release dates a year ahead of time - they only say Q1/Q2/Q3/Q4. They only announce exact dates within the same quarter and occasionally the next one.

Make sure not to forget that the next time you make shit up.

>Banjo Kazooie: Treasure Hunt
>Not Threeie

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Don't lie to him

You didn't even try

>firsk
>sans skin
K. Bye retard at least try

>A Smash trailer almost in the middle of a direct.
It would be the last thing announced, don't be retarded.

But that's wrong you fucking retard

>Bayonetta 3
>In 2019
Exact moment I knew this was bullshit
>Sans as a Frisk skin
Undertake has a pretty much zero chance to get into Smash. And wouldn't they fight completely differently anyway? Wouldn't work as a skin
2/10 fake leak, one of the worst I've seen

That one's even less believable than this one though

How?

>Bayonetta 3 releasing sometime in 2019, so soon after Astral Chain and with no exact date with three and a half months of the year to go
>mobile games in a general Nintendo Direct
>such a generic subtitle for a new Banjo-Kazooie game
>a 2021 F-Zero game, or any 2021 game for that matter, being teased so soon in a regular Direct
>Questionable character alts for Frisk in a desperate attempt to copy Hero, ESPECIALLY fucking Sans being one of them
>Nintendo Switch Online ending the Direct, with no hint at SNES or other non-NES games
>no details on more minor inclusions in the Direct

We’ve got a real stinker right here.

>Bayonetta 3
>2019

How do you fuck up so hard? Your leak was kinda believable

For one, ending on some literal no name game, they always do big reveals last.
No Smash reveal when there's almost guaranteed to be one, whether it's dlc 4, Banjo info, or 5.0 info. Need for Speed most wanted, not happening, if anything they'd do one of the newer ones.

>Banjo-Kazooie: Treasure Hunt
Fuck you for making my heart skip a beat for your filthy lies!

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Have you met Reggie? What's he really like?

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>dark cloud 3
Because they are just gonna make one after all this time right?
Retard

Not to mention it's a Playstation exclusive series

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